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Skylanders: Giants availability jokes! [CLOSED]
Granite Crusher Green Sparx Gems: 386
#1 Posted: 02:14:47 18/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Hey guys!
1) What's the difference between Shroomboom & Justin Bieber ?
None, I have seen enough of them!


2) What's the difference between Ninjini & Pope Francis ?
None, they rarely showing up!
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Edited 2 times - Last edited at 02:18:30 18/04/2013 by Granite Crusher
Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#2 Posted: 02:47:02 18/04/2013
I'd make a humorous political joke, but in case any of government becomes totalitarian and takes over the world and hunts down all who ridicule it.
Anyway,
How are Lightcore Chill and the Yeti related?
There are many who don't believe either exist.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#3 Posted: 03:00:26 18/04/2013
What do granite crusher and a remote control have in common?

they disappear within 2 months.
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#4 Posted: 04:46:41 18/04/2013
What's the difference between a meatball and Wrecking Ball?

Wrecking Ball is blue and a meatball is not!

Pretty lame, I know.
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
BahamutBreaker Yellow Sparx Gems: 1191
#5 Posted: 04:51:54 18/04/2013
Oh, yeah, that is bad, Hot Dog. *groan*
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"Who was harmed here---some six year olds who went to bed crying because there's no Enchanted Trap Shadow?"
Granite Crusher Green Sparx Gems: 386
#6 Posted: 05:14:15 18/04/2013 | Topic Creator
What a fun topic! Good jokes Guys!
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Granite Crusher Green Sparx Gems: 386
#7 Posted: 05:18:29 18/04/2013 | Topic Creator
What's the difference between the Federal Reserve Bank & Double Trouble's series 2 staff?
Nothing, both are easily brokened!
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 05:19:09 18/04/2013 by Granite Crusher
Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#8 Posted: 05:23:52 18/04/2013
How is the National Debt Crisis related to Darklight Crypt?
Neither are said to exist anymore (a certain major government someone announced to the public that there is no debt crisis after increasing the debt by 4trillion, look it up)
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Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#9 Posted: 06:14:33 18/04/2013
Quote: BahamutBreaker
Oh, yeah, that is bad, Hot Dog. *groan*


Sarcasm?

Quote: Granite Crusher
What's the difference between the Federal Reserve Bank & Double Trouble's series 2 staff?
Nothing, both are easily brokened!



Please resist temptation to double post unless you say "sorry for the double post".
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#10 Posted: 06:46:26 18/04/2013
Quote: Hot Dog 542
Quote: BahamutBreaker
Oh, yeah, that is bad, Hot Dog. *groan*


Sarcasm?


I hope so, for his sake :P

How are LightCores and Madagascar 3 alike?
They're both major, major disappointments!
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GhostRoaster Yellow Sparx Gems: 1803
#11 Posted: 12:41:04 18/04/2013
I love these jokes...poking at the mighty evil empire Activision is always fun.

What's the similarities between Darklight Crypt and Amelia Earhart?

They were lost, never to be seen again.


What's the similarities between Boomer and Timothy McVeigh?

Both use bombs, and neither can be seen by the public.
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BahamutBreaker Yellow Sparx Gems: 1191
#12 Posted: 13:42:45 18/04/2013
^ Haha!!

Precious, GhostRoaster ... I actually laughed in-person at that one!
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"Who was harmed here---some six year olds who went to bed crying because there's no Enchanted Trap Shadow?"
Glenn Quagmire Green Sparx Gems: 116
#13 Posted: 19:28:37 18/04/2013
You now why zap cant tag with ninjini?

Because if she turns her back he go there and zaaaaaaaaaaap
Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#14 Posted: 00:06:06 19/04/2013
-_- (awkward silence)

How are Hex and Johnny Depp alike?
They're creepy, weird, and everyone but me seems to love them.


How are super models and Double Trouble alike?
Neither go anywhere without making sure either a mask or makeup covers their face. (No offense to anyone)
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