darkSpyro

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I wish for it to rain.

Too much rain, that your hometown is flooded and then creates a terrible tsunami.

I wish everything to be easy to do and think.

Life becomes boring.

I wish I didn't have to pee.

Now you're not, But now you're starving :U
I wish for ... another piece of paper.

You get the paper, but its invisible, soggy and on fire.

I wish that I had infinite money.

You go so bankrupt you die of shamefullness.

I wish I was a pink fluffy pony riding' through the skies

You get a green one D:
I wish for more toasted cheese sandwiches for the world.

The world has to sell their sandwhiches to aliens to save the world.


I wish to have fink.

It burns in a fire.

I wish my wish was harmless.

You Get nuked

I dont like wishing

You get a million wishes and you have to use them.

I wish for a peach tree.

I use a wish and I burn it

You get burned too.

I wish I could jump so high that I could land in other dimensions.

You land in the Nether.

I wish that I was more creative.

You aren't any more creative and you make friends with a banana and you eat it and it haunts you at night and you get real freaked out that you wish you never ate said banana but this is the game ruin a wish so it doesn't happen and it actually gets worse by the banana having a whole army of mini coconuts and they attack you but you see one of the coconuts has a handlebar moustache and you want to grow one but you remember that your life is at risk here and you wake up and it was all just a dream but then you wake up again and that time when you woke up was a dream, so you then join forces with the evil fruits and you become a pineapple.

I wish I could place a pom-pom on my bro.

It explodes.

I wish I could be more l33t.

It's not possible.

I wish I had all the things I want in the world right now!

You die and then they rain down on you.

I wish that wish was spelled: Whish.

Not gonna happen.

I wish that nobody will reply!

Too bad.

I wish for cookies.

You get one cookie crumb.

I wish that I get to ruin the next wish.

I shall make my wish unruinable!

I wish my wish was not ruined, but ruined, and not ruined, and granted because it wasn't ruined due to being ruined because of not being ruined.

You ruined your own wish there.

I wish for this wish to be either ruined or granted!

Neither happens because-



I wish Spiderman 3 wasn't hated so much.

everyone hates skylanders

i wish clouds were made of chocolate rain

(I said Spiderman 3, not Skylanders)

It does, but everybody gets diabetes

I wish I was Spiderman

Granted, but then you are taken by the government for "testing", and you live the rest of your life in a lab, constantly undergoing painful testings from the government.


I wish everything in the world was 100% free.

It is but everything is sold out.

I wish that I could see a fink.

You can't see it.
I'm original.
I wish for another wish.

You battle with slenderman........and lose


I wish for pie

You die.

I wish I knew what a fink was.

You do and don't like it.

I wish had a dolphin with nunchucks

You get ya dolphin, and I eat ya baby.

I wish that people could understand fink.

Ah, well, dey don't

I wish there was a pig that solved crimes!

Of course, then you're the pig and one of the crimes, the case is that you end up on the barbecue, like a pig to eat.

I wish there was something easier to get more popularity.

There is. But you're the only person who doesn't know it.

I wish that someone will post a comment!

You get one, but it is pointless.

I wish for a bazooka with less kick.

It has feet

I wish for a dolphin on steroids

You get the planet Saturn.

I wish that everyone got soaked in urine.

They got soaked in water instead.
I wish for James from Team Rocket to laugh.

He laughs at you when you spill juice n your favorite shirt.

I wish Pokémon were real.

You get the worst pokemon figures instead.
I wish I wasn't so addicted to PowerPuff Girls Z.

You become so addicted, that you sell your soul in exchange for everything Powerpuff Girls related.

I wish that my evil plan would work!

It fails.

I wish for a cheesecake.

You get it but Mojo jojo goes after you for it.
I wish for MONEYMONEYMONEY.

You get a rake, that tastes like cake and is edible, but when you eat it you find out its poisoned because it scraped up a poisonous plant and it also has germs on it. You die of life cancer.

I wish for a wish, which will give me a wish, and then the wish will wish upon a wish to make another wish appear to make wishtopia of unruinable wishes, which will wish for more unruinable wishes, and the wishes will wish for the wishes to be granted, and for more wishes to wish for wishes.

Quote: Cutielaurenie

I wish for a wish, which will give me a wish, and then the wish will wish upon a wish to make another wish appear to make wishtopia of unruinable wishes, which will wish for more unruinable wishes, and the wishes will wish for the wishes to be granted, and for more wishes to wish for wishes.

I wish I understood what that meant so that I could ruin it.

It means... your mother.

I wish that I could get free stuff.