darkSpyro

Decided that I'll reretry my Skylanders fan fiction. This time, I'll hopefully make it a little less full of joke stuff (and hopefully I won't have a part where I introduce Dark Spyro twice ).
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Prologue

Kaos and Umbra arrived back at Umbra's house.
"It's amazing how we got here so quick." Kaos said. "But that trip here was exciting."
"Yeah, now stop talking about it or it won't sound as exciting." Umbra replied, entering the house.
"What are we doing here anyway?" Kaos asked.
"Using my detector." Umbra replied. "We must find the Portal back to Skylands."

They both entered the basement.
Kaos looked around. He saw some statues lying around.
"How did you manage to collect these Skylanders, if you've been with the Portal Masters?" Kaos asked.
"Simple." Umbra replied, typing into his computer. "Me being with the Portal Masters was only as a distraction. While I was with them, I had someone collecting as many other Skylanders as they could find."
Kaos looked at the statues. "Dino-Rang, Wham-Shell, Trigger Happy, Warnado, Flameslinger, and Voodood. How could he have found them so easily?"
"He has his ways." Umbra replied. "Okay, and I've located the Portal. Ripto and Malefor should be waiting at the other end for you."
"Aren't you coming?" Kaos asked.
"No." Umbra replied. "I have something I need to take care of first."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Chapter 1: A New Friend

Hermit stood outside the statue in New York park.
He sighed.
"How did I get here?"

He looked at the statue.
"Hard to believe they already got rid of the frozen Skylanders." he said. "The battle was only, like, a day ago."

A young ginger haired girl walked over to him. "Hey old man. Who are you talking to?"
Hermit looked side to side. "I... don't know."
"And what's that you were talking about? Frozen Skylanders?" she asked. "You do realise that Skylanders is only a game, right?"
"If only you knew the truth." Hermit replied. "But I'm afraid I can't tell you it, if you are not willing to believe."
"Believe what?" she asked.
Hermit thought. "Fair enough. Okay, I'll tell you."

He pushed a button on the statue. A doorway opened.
"Follow me." he said, walking inside.
"Oh yeah, just follow a creepy old man into a dark cave." she said. "I see nothing suspicious about THAT."

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Amicus and Gill Grunt shut down the laptop.
"Okay, so we just finished making another Gangnam Style video!" Gill Grunt said.
"I still can't believe we did that." Amicus said.
"I still can't believe we actually listened to the Epilogue." Gill Grunt said.
"I still can't believe it's not butter!" a random guy said.
Amicus and Gill Grunt stared at him.
"I'll be on my way now." he said, walking off.

"Who on Earth was that guy?" Amicus asked.
"Dunno. Anyway, shouldn't we go find the other Skylanders?" Gill Grunt asked.
"No." Amicus replied. "My job was to stop the Portal Masters."
He began drinking coffee.
"But isn't there still one out there?" Gill Grunt asked.
Amicus spat out his coffee onto Gill Grunt's face.
"Let's go!"

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The girl and Hermit were in a lab.
"And this was under New York the whole time?" she asked.
"Yes, but that isn't important." Hermit replied. "What is important is this."
He turned on the light. A statue of Stump Smash was sitting there.

"Is this some sort of joke?" she asked.
"No joke." Hermit replied. "This is one of the Skylanders. About nine of them were only recently transformed back into statues and taken away. I must now hunt for the only remaining Portal Master to help me rescue the rest of the Skylanders, who are also statues."
"What happened to the others?" she asked.
"One is presumed dead, one is evil, one is a statue, and one has given up." Hermit replied. "But why am I telling some random girl this?"

She walked over to Stump Smash.
"Well, the statue here seems to live up to your story." she said.
The statue started glowing.
Stump Smash broke free.
"Drop the Hammer!" he cried.

The girl stared it Stump Smash.
Hermit stared at the girl.
Stump Smash stared at Hermit.

"I'll ask now." Stump Smash said. "Why are we staring at each other?"
"You... you're the last Portal Master!" Hermit said.
"Sweet!" she said. "So does this mean I get to help save the world then?"
"Yes." Hermit replied. "But first, I need you to go to England and find the other Portal Master. Her name is Lucy."
"Hey, I don't mean to interrupt, but we should probably leave." Stump Smash said. "I've been holding one in for a few days, and it's starting to smell."
"What?" Hermit asked. "That doesn't... HOLY JESUS ON A STICK! THAT SMELLS BAD!"
He began holding his nose.
The girl also held her nose. "Yeah, we should get outta here."
"Sorry." Stump Smash said.

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All three of them stood outside the park.
"So, England, huh?" the girl said. "I've always wanted to go there."
"So 'girl'." Stump Smash said. "Don't you think that if I'm to go with you I should at least know your name?"
"Good point." she replied. "I'm Alice."
"Okay you two." Hermit said. "I'm going to transport you to England. Meet up with Lucy, and get her back on the team. The rest is up to you."
He created an orb and shot it at them both.
They both vanished.

Hermit stood there. "Now what?"

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Amicus and Gill Grunt have now became joke villains!

Cool! Glad to see once again, (I don't know, for the 4th or 5th time? ) you decided to rework your fanfic!

Probably 4th. I only restart them because I'm never satisfied (so dark hates me? ) with my own work for some reason. Anyway, I'm hoping not to rerererestart this.
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Chapter 2: The Orb

Alice and Stump Smash reappeared.
"Where are we?" Stump Smash asked.
A man walked past them. "You're in London."
"So we made it to England!" Alice cheered.
"Why are you so happy?" the man asked. "It's only..."
Stump Smash smashed him in the face.
"What was that for?!?" Alice cried.
"He was getting too suspicious!" Stump Smash replied. "I had to quiet him!"

Alice looked at him. "I think he's dead."
"Well, we should leave then." Stump Smash replied.

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Lucy walked into school. "How long has it been since I've been here? A week maybe? Time sure flies when you leave home."

A girl approached her.
"Well, well, well." she said. "If it isn't Lucy. Why haven't we seen you in a while?"
"What do you care about it Kate?" Lucy asked.
"We thought that you might have left because you were too scared of us." Kate replied.
"Why would I be scared of you?" Lucy asked. "Nobody is scared of you."
"Now you're in for a beating!" Kate said, becoming angry. "Shannon! Morgan! Get over here!"

Two girls ran over to them.
"What is it Kate?" Shannon asked.
"Lucy just insulted me." Kate replied. "We need to teach her a lesson."
"I only said the truth." Lucy replied.
"You should know that you shouldn't do that though." Morgan said.
"Shut up and beat her up." Kate said.

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Alice and Stump Smash stopped running.
"Could you please stop?" Alice asked.
"Stop what?" Stump Smash asked.
"You have killed five more people within the last ten minutes." Alice replied. "Stop hitting people!"
"There were getting suspicious!" Stump Smash argued.
"No they weren't!" Alice replied.
"Well whatever. I think we've lost them." Stump Smash said.
"Lost who?" Alice asked.
"The people we were running from?" Stump Smash asked.
"No, we were running so nobody would notice us." Alice replied.
"So I killed those other four people for nothing?" Stump Smash asked.

Alice facepalmed. "Whatever. We have to find that Lucy girl."

Stump Smash looked around. He noticed a small box with a shadow aura coming from it.
"What's this?" he asked.
Alice approached it. "I have no idea."
Stump Smash picked it up. "Should we open it?"
"No. Best to leave it alone." Alice replied.
"Too late." Stump Smash said, opening the box.

"What is it?" Alice asked, looking inside.
Inside the box, was a black orb.
"No clue." Stump Smash said. "But it looks awesome."
The orb started glowing.
It then shot shadows into the sky.

"Oops." Stump Smash said.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Next chapter is Skylands!

I could do some sort of April Fools joke, but instead I'll post a new chapter.
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Chapter 3: The New Idea

Kaos sat on a throne.
"Makes you wonder how they got this so quickly." he said to himself.
"Well it was easy." Glumshanks replied. "We just bought it on ebay."
"Quiet you!" Kaos shouted. "We need to figure out how to stop the Portal Masters!"
"But master, didn't you say they had been defeated?" Glumshanks asked.
"Umbra told me that there is still one we don't know about!" Kaos replied. "If they find out who they really are, that could be trouble for us!"
Glumshanks thought. "Should we make more Legendaries?"
Kaos thought. "Good idea. Tell the two scientist guys to do that."

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Pop Fizz was walking around wearing a cape.
"I am the almighty Kaos! I wear a stupid cape because I've always wanted to be a fairy who can fly!" he cried.
L-Chop Chop approached him. "I still think my impression was better."
"Whatever." Pop Fizz replied. "What shall we do now?"

Glumshanks walked in. "Master Kaos needs you to create some more Legendaries."
"Uh... okay." Pop Fizz said. "Legendaries of which Skylanders?"
"Let's use the random name generator." L-Chop Chop suggested.
"Or just use the list that's taped to the fridge." Glumshanks said.

Pop Fizz and L-Chop Chop looked at the fridge. A note was stuck on it.
Pop Fizz read the note. "Yeah, that could work."
"We'd need to Skylander to make them though." L-Chop Chop said.
Glumshanks sighed. "I'm on it."
He took the list and walked off.
"Nice cape, by the way." he said.

Pop Fizz stared at L-Chop Chop. "At least HE likes it."
"Shut up." L-Chop Chop replied.

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The Sky Troops were gathered underground.
"I don't get it." Silvia said. "We need the orbs, but we can't find the others. Where could they be?"
"The Snow Queen probably knows." Agent M said. "She was the one who ordered them to be scattered in the first place."
"Where can we find her?" Brackish Water asked.
"I don't know. Maybe the Fire Kingdom?" Agent M replied sarcastically.
"Okay, let's go there!" Technovork said.
"I was being sarcastic, you idiot." Agent M said. "It's the Snow Kingdom."
"Should we go there then?" Technovork asked.
"No, you should go and ballet dance with Hugo." Agent M sarcastically replied.
"Shall I get my dress?" Technovork asked.
"I was being sarcastic!" Agent M cried. "Just find the Snow Queen!"

Technovork stood there. "Were you being sarcastic?"

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Sarcastic ballet dancing returns!

Cool!

Thanks!
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Chapter 4: Chill!

Malefor sat in his cave.
"Now that we have Skylands under our control, I have nothing left to do." he said. "That stupid Spyro is gone now, and so is that worthless Cynder. Now what shall I do?"
A Cyclops with a Mohawk walked in. "Master Malefor! Are you forgetting about the Sky Troops? There are still searching for the remaining orbs!"
"What use is it?" Malefor asked. "Why would they be still searching?"
"Well, the orbs are used to control the darkness." the Cyclops reminded. "If they find them, then we may not be able to control it anymore."
"You idiot! We haven't even got control of it yet!" Malefor shouted.
"Yeah, so... shouldn't we find the orbs so WE can control it?" the Cyclops asked.
Malefor stared at him. "Oh. Yeah, that would be smart."

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The Sky Troops arrived in a Kingdom full of Snow.
Blatof looked around. "So where's Agent M gone? And Jigglypuff?"
"They left about an hour ago." Equator replied. "Haven't seen them since."
"Well we shouldn't worry about that now." Angel said. "We should find this Snow Queen."
"What business do you have with the Snow Queen?"

A guard jumped down. She wore armour, and held an ice shield and blade.
"My name is Chill." she said. "I serve and protect the Snow Queen!"
She drew her weapon.
"State your names and business here!" she cried.

Silvia stepped forward. "My name is Silvia. I'm the leader of the Sky Troops. A friend called Pop Fizz said that we needed to find the Elemental Orbs and..."
"You know Pop Fizz?" Chill asked. "Why didn't you say so? A friend of Pop Fizz is a friend of mine!"
"Well that's a relief." Cyclone said. "So could you tell us how we could find the Elemental Orbs?"
Chill nodded. "Yes. Follow me, and we shall go see the Queen."

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Pop Fizz and L-Chop Chop were making a potion.
"Why do you do this?" Pop Fizz asked.
"Huh?" L-Chop Chop asked.
"You know." Pop Fizz replied. "Evil."
"It's how I was created." L-Chop Chop replied.
"You don't HAVE to be the same as how you were created, you know." Pop Fizz told him. "The other Legendaries had a change of heart. Maybe you can too."
"No." L-Chop Chop replied. "I am here to serve Kaos. That is the job of the Legendaries."
Pop Fizz sighed. "Alright."

"And anyway." L-Chop Chop started. "If your not evil, why are you here?"
"I like potions." Pop Fizz replied. "Plus, I never actually had a partner to help me with potions."

CRASH!

"What was that?" Pop Fizz asked.
"I don't know!" L-Chop Chop replied. "Let's check it out!"

TO BE CONTINUED...
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What now?

Oh, and next chapter is Earth!

Chapter 5: Darkness...

Shadows were flowing around the sky. The sky then turned dark.
"I think we should leave." Stump Smash suggested.
"Good idea." Alice said.

They both ran off.

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Umbra looked out the window of his lab.
"No! They found it!" he cried. "That means we have limited time!"
"Shall I hunt for the other Skylanders?" a mysterious voice asked.
"No. The few that we have will be fine for now. At the moment though, you must retrieve the Darkness Orb from that Portal Master who found it!" Umbra replied.
"Okay." the voice said. "And what will you be doing?"
"I have some other things to deal with..." Umbra replied.

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Alice and Stump Smash ran into a school.
Stump Smash knocked some people over. "Outta the way! The darkness is returning!"

Lucy, Kate, Shannon, and Morgan looked over.
"Now trees can talk?" Kate asked.
"Evolution is sure ****ed up now." Morgan replied.

Lucy ran over to Stump Smash.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Getting out of the way." Stump Smash replied.
Alice ran over to them. "Stump Smash. What have I told you about attacking innocent people?"
"Sorry..." Stump Smash replied.
"So who are you?" Lucy asked.
"I'm Alice. I'm on a mission to help save the world!" she said.
"In other words, she's a Portal Master." Stump Smash said.
"A Portal Master?" Lucy asked, in shock. "So you're the last one!"
"You know about the Portal Masters?" Alice asked. "Wait... Is your name Lucy?"
Lucy nodded.
"That was easier than expected." Stump Smash said. "We were told to find you. Do you know where the others are?"

"I was with another Portal Master and nine more Skylanders the other day." Lucy replied. "However Amicus turned them into statues. There are some Skylanders who aren't back in statues though."
"Who?" Alice asked.
"Stealth Elf is in Tokyo, while Gill Grunt is working with Amicus." she replied.
"So I guess that means we're going to Tokyo?" Stump Smash asked.
"Guess so." Alice replied. "Providing nothing strange happens to delay everything."

An orb of light was shot at them.
A man appeared. He was dressed in black armour, and had a helmet on, covering his face.
"Who are you?" Alice called out.
"I shall be known by Tempus to you!" he replied. "And I'm here for the orb!"
Stump Smash took out the orb he found. "This?"
"Yes!" Tempus replied. "Umbra requires it!"
"Never!" Lucy called out.
Tempus smiled. "Then we shall fight."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Who is Tempus?

This fanfic is so awesome!

Thanks!

If I remember correctly, isn't Tempus like Latin for tempest or storm/wind?

No. At least, not according to Google Translate.
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Chapter 6: New Plan

"Wait, so who's Umbra?" Alice asked.
"He's a scientist who works for Kaos." Tempus replied.
"I knew it!" Lucy replied. "Why else would he have mysteriously disappeared!"
"So we gonna fight or what?" Stump Smash asked.
"If you insist." Tempus replied, firing an orb of light.

Stump Smash knocked it back.
"You'll have to do better than that!" he said. "I can deflect anything you send at me!"
Tempus threw a bomb at him.
Stump Smash hit it. It blew up in his face.
"Except that." he said, falling over.

Kate, Shannon, and Morgan stood there and watched.
"This place is getting weirder each and every minute." Shannon commented.
"Yeah." Kate replied. "We should leave before I get injured."
They ran off.

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Amicus and Gill Grunt arrived in Tokyo.
"So why are we here?" Gill Grunt asked.
"If that Portal Master is still out there, then they'll no doubt come here to find Stealth Elf." Amicus replied. "That's when we'll kill them."
"Good plan, but why kill?" Gill Grunt asked.
"Why not?" Amicus replied. "If you have to kill people to reach your goal, then it must be done."
"Weird." Gill Grunt replied. "Anyway, shall we find her?"
"Yes." Amicus replied. "Let's go."

"STOP!"

Amicus and Gill Grunt turned around.
Amicus gasped.
"You! I can't believe you're still alive!" he said. "I thought I killed you!"
Meta Knight flew over to him. "What are you talking about?"
"I don't know." Amicus replied. "Anyway, why are you here?"
"To warn you." Meta Knight replied. "The Sky Troops are becoming strong, and may beat us at any minute. You must find us them..."
"And that's where I come in..." Gill Grunt replied. "Because I know where they are."
"Exactly." Meta Knight replied. "I can confirm that there are only four out there still. The others are safely locked up in a secure location."
Amicus nodded. "Fine. But we'll do that AFTER we've taken care of the Portal Master."
"If you insist." Meta Knight said. "But Agent G won't be happy."
He flew off.

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Umbra sat there in his lab staring at the Skylanders.
"It is time." he said.

He approached a machine and pressed a few buttons.
A strange portal appeared in front of him.
He entered.

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Stump Smash fainted.
"Last chance." Tempus called. "Hand over the orb!"
"Never!" Alice replied.
Tempus smiled. "Then meet your fate! Nobody will survive this!"
He created a hug orb of light. It had electricity forming around it.
He shot it at them.

Lucy, Alice and Stump Smash were caught in it.
They were vaporised.

Tempus smiled. "Phase 1 complete. This world WILL be saved."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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What now?

Woah! Pretty good chapter!

Thanks!
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Chapter 7: Cortex!

Chill lead the Sky Troops into the throne room.
The Snow Queen sat on the throne.
"Snow Queen!" Chill said. "These are the Sky Troops. They're here to speak with you."
"Welcome Sky Troops!" Snow Queen replied. "What is it you need to know?"
Silvia stepped forward. "We're looking for the Elemental Orbs."
"And you need to know why they've disappeared, right?" Snow Queen asked.
"Uh... yes." Silvia replied. "How do you..."
"Because I have spoken with Agent R." Snow Queen replied. "He told me what was going on, and I needed to keep them secure before Kaos could find them."
"So that explains why we couldn't find the other five." Equator said.
Snow Queen nodded. "Yes. The other five are in secure locations. Always have been. In fact, you've probably already been there if you've already been searching. I can tell you where they are if you wish."
"If it's not too much trouble." Mage said.
"It is fine. You must save the world." Snow Queen replied.

She closed her eyes.
"The Water, Magic, and Earth orbs have already been located, right?" she asked.
"Yes." Ka-Bounce replied.
"The Air orb is located in Windham. Undead is in the Underworld. Life would be in the Dragon Worlds. Tech is between dimensions. Fire would be in the Sacred Volcano." Snow Queen replied.
"We actually never been to those places." Cyclone commented. "Hermit sent us to different locations."
"That is because those places are the gateways to where you needed to go." Snow Queen replied. "You must be prepared to find the actual locations. Chill, guide them to the Water Gates."
Chill nodded. "As you wish."

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L-Chop Chop and Pop Fizz rushed into the control room.
Kirby was flying all over the place, destroying everything.
"Who let him out?!?" L-Chop Chop screamed.

A man on a jetpack flew over. He had a big yellow head, with an 'N' on his forehead.
"That would be me." he replied. "Dr Neo Cortex!"
"And why are you here?" Pop Fizz asked. "I was sent by my boss. He needs me to stop this factory before it's too late."
"Why?" L-Chop Chop asked.
"If the Legendaries are made, and activate the full power..." Cortex started. "The darkness may become unstable. Legendaries aren't naturally made, so they can't control the darkness, which is natural."
"How do you know this?" L-Chop Chop asked.
Cortex sighed. "I can't say. But I do know how this can be fixed!"
"How?" Pop Fizz asked.

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Malefor put down the phone. "Chuck, we may have information. You must go and send the army to the Snow Kingdom!"
The Cyclops nodded. "Finally! Some action! You got it boss."
He ran off.

Malefor sighed. "Now we play the waiting game."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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What now?

Wait, so , Alice and Lucy were just, vaporised? That's horrible!

Quote: TheSpyrofan12

"Now we play the waiting game."

"Everyone loses."
...

Whoops. Just thinking out loud about a Borderlands 2 quote.

@paddyfitz, yep. More will be revealed later.
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Chapter 8: War!

L-Chop Chop and Pop Fizz returned to the lab.
"That was definitely weird." L-Chop Chop said.
"Yeah. But he made a good point." Pop Fizz replied.
"Whatever. Let's just get back to work." L-Chop Chop said.
"You're no fun." Pop Fizz complained.

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The Sky Troops arrived in the Water Gates.
"I know this place!" Angel said. "This was where I met Agent R!"
"Well, you should know your way around then." Chill replied. "That makes my job easier."

Seven gates opened in front of them.
"Each gate shall lead to the location of the orb." Chill said. "Not only that, but you will also need to locate a creature who can unlock it's full power. Luckily, the orb should be near the creature already."
"Well, I guess it's time to split up again." Cyraa said.
Each of the Elements separated and went through the gates.

"What about us?" Brackish Water asked.
"We shall speak to the queen." Chill replied. "There should have been eight gates."

SMASH!

"What was that?" Angel asked.
"I don't know." Chill replied. "But the Queen may be in danger!"

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Angel, Brackish Water, and Chill arrived outside.
The Cyclops army was attacking.
Chuck ran outside with the Snow Queen locked in a cage.
"Tell us where the Orbs are!" he demanded.
"It's too late to know that." Snow Queen replied. "The Sky Troops are already closer to finding them. You will never get to them."
"Then we shall see what Malefor has to say to you!" Chuck said, running off.

"We must rescue the Queen!" Chill said.
"You're not going anywhere!" a Cyclops screamed, spinning into them.
"We must prepare to fight!" Angel said.

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Kaos smiled as he looked into the sky.
"Darkness... It's returning."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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War!

And now...
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Chapter 9: The Medals

Amicus and Gill Grunt were walking through Tokyo.
"Four still out there huh?" Gill Grunt said. "Yeah, I think I know where they are."
"I actually have no idea what they are." Amicus said. "What are they?"
"Power medals." Gill Grunt replied. "They have the power to create disaster if in the wrong hands. I witnessed their creation myself."
"Creation?" Amicus asked.
Gill Grunt nodded. "Yes. Creation. But I'll have to tell you the story to fully understand."

~~~

"It was only a few months ago when it happened." Gill Grunt narrated. "I was on my weekly swim through Skylands when I came across a strange castle."
Gill Grunt approached a castle. "What the... I've never seen this here before. I guess I should check it out."
He walked inside.
"It was also around this time where I decided to stop narrating."

He wandered around the castle. "Where is this place?"
He found a room with a big metal door.
"Nothing suspicious here." he said. "But just to make sure..."
He slowly opened the door and walked in.
"Hello?" he called out.

He approached a machine.
It had 8 coloured medals floating around. One for each of the elements.
"And they even have the elemental symbols too..." Gill commented. "What is this place?"
"My castle!"

A dinosaur walked in. It was Ripto.
"Who are you?" Gill Grunt asked.
"I'm Ripto." he replied. "And you just stumbled across my secret!"
"What secret?" Gill Grunt asked.
"As I'm a villain, I am going to tell you." Ripto replied. "It'll be no fun if I don't share it with the good guys."
He cleared his throat.
"Anyway, these medals were created to try to absorb the powers of the elemental orbs scattered across this world." Ripto replied. "Each medal can control the orb of it's element. If they're damaged, then the orbs will let off a huge power, which could potentially destroy Skylands."
"But you said you were a villain." Gill Grunt said. "Why are you keeping them safe?"
"Because we are attempting to take over Skylands by using these medals!" Ripto announced. "Used in the right way, they can summon powerful deities from ancient times - the Giants! We plan on convincing them that you Skylanders are the true threat, and that we need their help to stop you!"
"And you're telling me this, knowing that I can easily tell the other Skylanders and Master Eon?" Gill Grunt asked.
"Yes, but you won't have time." Ripto said.
"Why not?" Gill Grunt asked.
"Because..." Ripto started. "Kaos is going to KILL Eon."
"And that stops me from telling... how?" Gill Grunt asked.
Ripto thought for a second. "I don't know."

Gill Grunt looked at the machine. He saw a big red button which read 'Scatter Medals'.
He pressed it.

The machine exploded, shooting the medals into the sky.
Ripto facepalmed. "Why did I think it was a good idea to install that button?"
Gill Grunt flew off on his water jet-pack.
"This probably looks epic." he commented.

~~~

"So you didn't actually witness the creation." Amicus said.
"Nope!" Gill Grunt said. "I just wanted to sound cool."
"But that story doesn't explain how you know where they are." Amicus said.
"On my way out, I stole the tracking device." Gill Grunt replied.
"And that is the only reason I'm forced to keep you with me?" Amicus asked.
"Pretty much, yeah." Gill Grunt replied.
"Then why can't I just take it off of you?" Amicus asked.
"Because I changed the password." Gill Grunt replied.
"You think your so smart..." Amicus commented.
"No." Gill Grunt said.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Well, that explains a bit.

Chapter 10: Return!

A dark haired girl walked across a beach in Tokyo.
"It's so peaceful here." she said. "It's always the best place to go when you need to cheer up."
She saw a boy lying in the sand.
She gasped. "I wonder if he's alright!"

She ran over to him. "Are you alright?"
The boy stood up. "Yeah, I think so. Man that bullet was weak."
"What's your name, and how did you get here?" she asked.
"I'm Danny." the boy replied. "I was being chased by someone and he shot me off of that cliff."
"How did you survive?" she asked.
"I honestly don't know." Danny replied. "If the bullet didn't kill me, then the fall should have."
"How long have you been out here?" she asked.
"Dunno." Danny replied. "Few days, maybe."
"Well you must be hungry. Why don't you come back to my place and I'll get you something to eat." she said. "Oh, and my name is Karen."

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Danny was sitting down in Karen's house. He drank some tea.
"Thanks for the food." Danny said. "But I should be going."
"Going where?" Karen asked.
"You wouldn't believe me." Danny replied. "It's kinda... out of this world."
"Oh yeah?" Karen asked. "Now I really want to know."
Danny smiled. "Well I'm on a journey with some friends to..."
"Catch all of the Pokemon?" Karen asked.
"What?" Danny asked. "No. What gave you that idea?"
"A kid came in here the other day saying that, so I thought you might have known each other." Karen replied.
"Well I don't." Danny said. "Anyway, we have to rescue the Skylanders before Kaos can take over Skylands."
"Well, I've heard crazier stories." she said. "Anyway, would you like me to accompany you on your journey?"
"You can come if you want, I guess." Danny said. "I'll need some help finding my friends anyway."

-----

Amicus and Gill Grunt arrived in the Nintendo building.
"I see Stealth Elf!" Gill Grunt said. "So now we just wait?"
"Yes." Amicus said. "The Portal Master should be here soon. That's when we shall strike."
"Ninjas have great hearing, you know." Stealth Elf said. "So you might as well stop hiding."
"Told you we should have used subtitles!" Gill Grunt said.
"No you didn't." Amicus replied.
"I know..." Gill Grunt replied. "I just wanted to sound cool."

-----

Danny and Karen walked across Tokyo.
"So we're looking for statues?" Karen asked.
"Yes." Danny replied. "That's what the Skylanders have been transformed into."
"So I guess that tree guy isn't who we're looking for." Karen replied, pointing at Stump Smash, who was lying on the floor.

Danny and Karen ran over to him.
"You're Stump Smash, right?" Danny asked.
Stump Smash stood up. "You know me?"
"How did you get free from statue form?" Danny asked.
"A Portal Master called Alice." Stump Smash replied. "We then met up with a Portal Master called Lucy, before we were attacked."
"Attacked?" Karen asked. "By who?"
"He called himself Tempus." Stump Smash replied. "He shot a powerful attack at us. I thought it killed us, but it must have just transported us. Anyway, who are you?"
"I'm Danny." Danny replied. "I'm also a Portal Master."
"I'm Karen." Karen replied. "I'm not a Portal Master. I'm just a normal kid."

"There wasn't any other people or Skylanders with Lucy, was there?" Danny asked.
"No." Stump Smash replied. "She seemed like a normal school girl when we met her."
"So they must have gotten separated..." Danny said. "Anyway, nevermind."
"So where are we going?" Karen asked.
"Well I would think the Nintendo building would be a good place to look." Danny replied. "I was briefly there before, but didn't get a good chance to look around."
"So we'll go there!" Stump Smash cheered.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Changed from the original(s)

Quote: TheSpyrofan12

"It was also around this time where I decided to stop narrating."

Did you get that from the squirrel episode of Phineas and Ferb? That was a really funny episode. Anyway good job with these two chapters! I like how you decided to not give Danny amnesia this time (I always hate movies or tv shows where the main character gets amnesia, and then the rest of the characters spend the whole episode trying to get their memory back. can't wait to read mor of that. Also, you rememebr that fanfic of mine I statred back in October but didn't really finish? Well I decided that I'm gonna coontinue it, as well as start a new one once this one is finshed.

Here's the link if you want to follow it: //forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=62159

And here's the link to the page where I discuss all the skylanders that are in it: //forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=61138

Nice fan fic!!

Thanks!


Quote: SonicGX98

Did you get that from the squirrel episode of Phineas and Ferb?

*looks side to side* Maybe...
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Chapter 11: The Meteor

Cyraa and Mage appeared in Skylands.
"Wait... why are we here?" Cyraa asked.
"Well Chill did say that we should find the creature that could unlock it's full power." Mage reminded.
"So we're looking for a Magic element?" Cyraa asked.
"Yes." Mage replied. "But I'm not sure who to look for."
"Isn't Pop Fizz of the Magic element?" Cyraa asked.
"Yeah, so?" Mage replied.

Silence

"Okay, I understand." Mage replied. "We need to find him."

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Blatof and Ghost-Writer appeared in Sunrise Spring.
"Where is this place?" Ghost-Writer asked.
"Sunrise Spring." Blatof replied. "I've been here before. It's quite a good place."
"Why would they send us here?" Ghost-Writer asked.
"Dunno, but since we're here we may as well watch the tournament." Blatof replied.
"Tournament?" Ghost-Writer asked.
"Yeah, it's held here every year." Blatof replied. "It's definitely something you need to see at least once in your afterlife."
"Then let's see it!" Ghost-Writer cheered.

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Kaos walked into a computer room.
"You found the computer room!" a crocodile said.
"How did you get in here?" Kaos asked.
"No clue." the crocodile asked. "I'll be leaving."
He ran off.

Kaos stood there. "Okay..."
"Hello Kaos."
"Who's there?" Kaos asked.
A man appeared in front of him. He wore a hooded outfit, and carried a staff. He also had no shadow.
"You may call me... Wait for it... The Time Sweeper!" he cried.
"And how did you get here?" Kaos asked.
"Simple. I walked in through the front gate." Time Sweeper replied.
"And why are you here?" Kaos asked.
"Time told me that I must obtain the Time Orb from you." he replied. "By using the Time Orb, I can awaken the Time Deity and help you take over... wait for it... TIME ITSELF!"
"That does sound cool..." Kaos said. "But how can I trust you?"
"Time never lies." Time Sweeper replied. "You must always know when the right time is."
"What does that mean?" Kaos asked.
"Time always knows..." Time Sweeper replied.

He pressed a big red button.
A rocket was fired into space.

"Why did you do that?" Kaos asked.
"Time revealed what would happen if nobody pressed it." Time Sweeper replied. "Time also tells me that we're out of time."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Time...

Time is a silly thing

Time. Time. Time. Time. Time.

I'd say it's about time I wrote a new chapter!
Ha! Get it? I said time as it was a reference to the last chapter? No? Your no fun...
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Chapter 12: Idiots

Blatof and Ghost-Writer approached a field.
"This looks awesome!" Ghost-Writer said.
"Yep. This is the annual jousting tournament!" Blatof said. "I know a guy who won the tournament last year, and the year before!"
"And he's going for his third consecutive victory?" Ghost-Writer asked.
"Yes, but please stop saying big words. They confuse me." Blatof replied.
"Sorry." Ghost-Writer replied.

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Angel, Brackish Water, and Chill caught up with Chuck.
"How did you beat the army so quickly?" Chuck asked.
"I just froze them." Chill replied.
"Oh." Chuck replied. "Probably should have expected that. Anyway, you're too late!"
"How?" Chill asked.
"Yeah, you've still got the Snow Queen with you." Angel said.
Chuck hid the cage behind his back. "No I don't."
"Yes you do." Brackish Water argued. "We can still see it!"
Chuck placed the cage behind a rock. "What about now?"
"No." Brackish Water replied.
"Okay." Chuck said. "Now your too late!"
"But we could just walk over to them rock and open the cage." Chill said.
"Yeah, but I could just move it again!" Chuck replied.

Brackish Water panicked. "WE DIDN'T PLAN FOR THIS!!!"
"We didn't plan for anything." Angel reminded.
"Oh, right." Brackish Water replied, calming down.
"So... uh... We gonna fight?" Chuck asked.
"Yes." Chill replied, shooting a block of ice at him, instantly freezing him in his place.

They ran over to the rock. The cage was gone.
"Where did it go!?!" Chill cried.
"I don't know! It's gone..." Chuck finished.
Everyone stared at him.
"What?" he asked.

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Blatof of Ghost-Writer approached an elf.
"Hey Rider! How have you been?" Blatof asked.
The elf turned around. "Hey Blatof! What brings you here?"
"We were searching for a magical orb, but I think we have enough time to watch you earn your third consecutive victory!" Blatof replied.
"Thanks bro!" Rider replied. "It'll be great to have a friend watch my victory in person for once. Anyway, see you in a minute. The match is about to start."
He walked off.

Ghost-Writer angrily stared at Blatof.
"What?" Blatof asked.
"I'm not allowed to say big words but you can?" Ghost-Writer asked.
"Oh shut up." Blatof replied. "Let's just find a seat."

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Chuck broke out of the ice. "But honestly I have no idea where she went."
Chill collapsed onto the floor. "I have lost my honour. I can never go back to the Ice Kingdom now..."
"Why is it called a Kingdom if it's riled by a queen?" Chuck asked.
"I was just thinking the same thing!" Brackish Water replied.
"Dude! We're like, twins!" Chuck cried.
The two began hugging.

Angel walked over to Chill, ignoring the two hugging.
"Don't worry about it. We'll get her back." she said. "The Cyclopses have a base back on Skylands. Maybe they brought her there."
"You think?" Chill asked.
"I know." Angel replied.
"Then what are we waiting for?" Chill cried. "Let's go!"

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Why do they always put the stupid guys in charge of the important jobs?

But now...
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Chapter 13: Rocket

Danny, Karen and Stump Smash entered thee Nintendo building.
Stump Smash was wearing a shirt that read 'Not a Skylander'.
"Where did you get that from?" Danny asked.
"I honestly have no idea." Stump Smash replied.

Amicus and Gill Grunt ran over to them.
"Oops." Amicus said.
"Told you we should have took the fire escape." Gill Grunt said.
"No you didn't." Amicus replied.
"Oh. Well I MEANT to tell you!" Gill Grunt replied.
"No, you didn't." Amicus replied.
"Yeah, I know..." Gill Grunt sadly said.

"What do you want?" Danny asked.
"Stealth Elf heard our plan about ambushing you and now she's after us!" Amicus replied. "And... didn't I kill you already?"
"No. You didn't." Danny replied. "That bullet didn't even leave a mark."
"Guess I shouldn't have bought the official Trigger Happy gun..." Amicus replied, embarrassed.
"So this guy is..." Karen asked.
"Amicus Scitis. An Agent for Agent G."

"Who's there?" Stump Smash asked.
"Someone who thinks you should prepare for trouble."
"And while your at it, make it double!"
A woman with long magenta hair jumped out. "To protect the world from devastation! To unite all people within our nation!"
A man with blue hair jumped out. "To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jessie!" the woman cried.
"James!" the man announced.
"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!" Jessie said.
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!" James finished.
A cat Pokemon jumped out. "Meowth! That's right!"

"I still don't understand." Stump Smash said.
"And how do you know me?" Amicus asked.
"Simple." Meowth replied. "Agent G is helping Kaos rule Skylands, and we have to help them by capturing some Skylanders!"
"And the one we need..." Jessie started.
"Is Stealth Elf!" James finished.
"You'll never take me alive!" Stealth Elf cried, becoming visible in front of them.

Amicus looked at Gill Grunt. "How long has she been there for?"
Gill Grunt shrugged his shoulders.

James took out a gun and fired an electric net at Stealth Elf.
It caught her.
"That was easy." James bragged.
"You think?" Stealth Elf asked, standing behind him.
James looked at the net. A scarecrow was caught inside.

"This may take a while." Gill Grunt said. "So shall we see what Umbra is up to?"
"Who are you talking to?" Amicus asked.

-----

Umbra stood in a city. It was almost completely destroyed.
"I knew it." he said. "There is still some work to do. Tempus. You must help them awaken!"

-----

"Okay... well that wasn't worth it..." Gill Grunt complained. "But at least that killed some time."
"Once again, who are you talking to?" Amicus asked.

"Stop!"
Everyone looked around.

Tempus appeared in front of them.
"You again?" Stump Smash asked.
"Yes, me again." Tempus replied. "And I see everything went according to plan."
"I don't understand." Danny said. "Who are you?"
"Tempus." Tempus replied. "And you are gone."
He fired an orb of light at Danny and Amicus.
They vanished.

Everyone stood there and stared.
Tempus smiled. "Good."
He looked at Karen.
"You must find the medals." he said. "Then return to Skylands."
He teleported away.

"First he wants to kill us, then he tries to help us?" Stump Smash asked. "I don't understand this guy!"
"Medals?" Karen asked.
"I can explain." Gill Grunt replied. "I need to find them before Ripto, and working with Amicus would have been trouble."
"Speaking of trouble, where's Team Rocket?" Stump Smash asked.


Team Rocket flew out of the building on jetpacks. They carried Stealth Elf in a net.
"That was a cheap trick!" she complained. "But it is partly my fault for letting my guard down! I have failed as a ninja! FORGIVE ME MASTER!"
She burst out in tears.
"Why on Skylands would they need this Skylander?" Jessie asked.
"No clue." Meowth replied. "But we just have to follow orders."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Weird...

Quote: TheSpyrofan12

Stump Smash was wearing a shirt that read 'Not a Skylander'

Hey, If it worked in Johnny Test, it has to work in Skylanders! Anyway, great job wtih these chapters. can't wait for the next one.

Thanks! And I'm glad someone got the reference!
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Chapter 14: Volcanic Vault

Alice woke up.
She looked around.
She was in an arena, surrounded by lava.
"Where am I?" she asked herself.

A hologram of Tempus appeared in front of her.
"Welcome Portal Master! This is the Volcanic Vault! You'll be tested on your skills in here, and will earn yourself a great reward if you survive until the end! But to make things fair, we have given you a Skylander to help. Good luck."
The hologram faded away.

Alice looked around. She saw a statue of Eruptor.
She approached it and it started glowing.
Eruptor broke free.
"Born to Burn!" he cried.

"You're Eruptor, right?" Alice asked.
"Yeah, but how do you know me?" he asked. "Wait! Aren't you the one who promised to buy me a slice of pizza?"
"No, I'm a Portal Master." Alice replied.
"Oh, so that may explain why we're surrounded by some Cyclopses." Eruptor replied. "Wait... No it doesn't. Whatever."
He shot a ball of magma at them.
They fell over like bowling pins.

"That was easy." he said.
"Too easy." Alice added.
More Cyclopses spawned.
"See? That's what happens when you speak." Eruptor said. "But normally it's me who speaks first."

-----

Umbra returned through the Portal.
He sat there and stared at the Skylanders.
"If we could gather them all here, that would make things easier..." he said. "But how?"
He looked at the wall and saw a note.
He picked it up and read it.
"Of course!" he exclaimed. "This'll make things much easier!"

-----

Eruptor kept firing magma balls at the Cyclopses.
They all kept respawning.
Alice was hiding behind a rock.

The hologram reappeared. "You know this won't stop until YOU actually defeat them, right?"
"Isn't there an easier way?" she asked.
"Sorry, this is a recorded message. I cannot answer any questions." he replied.
"Then how did you know I would ask a question?" Alice asked.
"Uh..." Tempus replied. "I'm Psychic?"
"But you just answered my question." she said.
"Bye!" Tempus said, as the hologram quickly vanished.

Alice sighed, then she looked around.
She saw a bomb and a slice of pizza.
She grabbed them.
She threw the pizza at Eruptor.
"Catch!" she cried.
"Yum!" Eruptor cried, as he ate the Pizza.
He began rumbling.
"Uh oh..." a Cyclops said.
"Lava Barf!" another screamed.
Eruptor let out a burp of lava barf, while Alice threw the bomb.

All Cyclopses were defeated.

A bright light emerged in the middle of the arena.
The two walked into it.

"Portal Master Alice!" Eon's voice echoed. "You have successfully cleared the arena by working together with a Skylander. As a reward, you will now be able locate the remaining Skylanders. Not only that, but you now have the power to summon the power of the Volcanic Vault at any time. Good luck. I shall now transport you outside..."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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What is Tempus and Umbra up to?

And now...
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Chapter 15: Underworld

Rider and his bird, Fright, charged into their opponent - a wizard riding his miniature dragon.
The wizard fell off.
"And that makes Rider the winner!" the announcer cried. "Which means he has earned his third consecutive victory!"

SLAP

"What was that for?" the announcer asked.
"If I can't say big words, then nobody can!" Ghost-Writer replied, running off onto the field.

Blatof pulled Ghost-Writer over to Rider and Fright.
"Great job!" he said.
"Thanks!" Rider replied. "And thanks for showing up!"
"No problem." Blatof replied.

The wizard stood up. "Why can't you just give up and let someone else win?!?"
"This tournament is for anyone to enter." Rider replied. "Nobody can stop me from entering."
"Well I'll make sure you never enter again!" he cried, firing a beam of energy at Rider and Fright.

It hit them, and they were instantly teleported away.

"Hey! You can't do that!" Ghost-Writer cried.
"If you don't bring him back, then you'll have to send us to him!" Blatof argued.
"Yeah!" Ghost-Writer agreed. "Wait... What?!? No!"
The wizard stared at them.
"Okay." he said, firing the beam of energy at them too.
"Fu-" Ghost-Writer started, before they were teleported away.

-----

"-dge!" Ghost-Writer finished, as they both reappeared in a dark world, full of fire and spirits.
"Where are we?" Blatof asked.
"The Underworld." Ghost-Writer replied. "I've been here before."
"When?" Blatof replied.
"I'm practically a spirit in a robot's body." Ghost-Writer repleid. "So maybe it was when I died."
"Then how did you get into the robot body in the first place?" Blatof asked.
"Does it matter?" Ghost-Writer asked.
"Yes!" Blatof replied. "I really want to know!"

Fright Rider approached them. "Will you guys just shut up and help me find a way out of here?"
"Yeah, sure." Ghost-Writer replied, picking up a random bag that was on the floor.
"What's that?" Rider asked.
"Well the bag reads 'Skele-Oats', so it may be that." Blatof said.
"Yeah, they taste nice." Ghost-Writer replied. "The only problem is that they turn the living into skeletons."
"Weird." Blatof said. "But anyway, didn't the Snow Queen say that the Undead Elemental Orb was in the Underworld?"
"Yeah, I think she did." Ghost-Writer replied.
"That sounds important." Rider said. "And odds are that something that important will help us get out of here. Simple logic."
"So you're gonna help us?" Ghost-Writer asked.
"No. I'm gonna ballet dance with Hugo." Rider sarcastically replied.
"Shall I get you a dress?" Ghost-Writer asked.
"I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!" Rider cried.
"Oh." Ghost-Writer replied. "Good. Because I don't think we can get a dress down here anyway."

The four walked off.
"By the way." Rider started. "Who's Hugo?"

TO BE CONTINUED...
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It says the four walked off because Fright is a separate character. Just saying that now, because someone would eventually ask.

this is funny , please keep going

@NINJAsk11, Thanks! And yep, I'll keep going with this (hopefully )
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Chapter 16: Undead Spirit

Blatof, Ghost-Writer and Fright Rider approached a wall of bones.
"What's this?" Rider asked.
"A wall of bones." Blatof replied. "But it looks weird."
"How?" Ghost-Writer asked.
"Because a spirit just emerged from it." Blatof replied, pointing to a spirit flying around.
"Who daaaares disturb meeeeee?" it cried. "For I am the eeeevil guardian of the Undeeeeaaad Orb!"
"Do you have to talk like that?" Ghost-Writer asked.
"No, not really." the Undead Guardian replied. "Buuuuuut I waaaaaant toooooooo!"
"Well don't." Ghost-Writer replied. "It's annoying."
"Thaaaaaat's the poooooiiiint!" it replied.
Ghost-Writer stared at him. "Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong!"

-----

YOU ARE CHALLENGED BY EVIL UNDEAD GUARDIAN!

EVIL UNDEAD GUARDIAN SENT OUT UNDEAD MINIONS CHOP CHOP, GHOST ROASTER AND HEX!

GO! GHOST-WRITER! BLATOF! FRIGHT RIDER!

"How did we end up like this?" Fright Rider asked.
"Dunno." Blatof replied. "But we should just concentrate on fighting."

Blatof used Scratch of Doom on Cynder minion. It's Not Very Effective!
Fright Rider used Jousting Charge on Hex Minion.
Ghost-Writer used Eraser on Cynder Minion. It's Super Effective! Cynder Minion fainted!
Ghost-Writer gained 1456 Exp.
Blatof gained 1456 Exp.
Fright Rider gained 1456 Exp.
Hex Minion Used Skull Rain on Fright Rider. It's Super Effective! Fright Rider fainted.

Rider collapsed.
Hex Minion then pulled out an Orb and proceeded to finish him off.
Fright screeched in fear, wondering what it could do to help it's master.
Without thinking, Fright ran over to Ghost-Writer and at his Skele-Oats.

WHAT?!? Fright is evolving!
Congratulations! Fright evolved into a Skeleton Bird that will still be known as Fright!
Fright learned Burrow Bomber!

Fright picked up Rider and charged into Hex Minion. Hex Minion Fainted.

Ghost Roaster Minion ran off a cliff so he wouldn't have to fight.

Ghost-Writer gained 2912 Exp.
Blatof gained 2912 Exp.
Fright Rider gained 2911 Exp.

"Daaaaaarrrrn!" Undead Guardian cried. "Yoooouuu wiiiiin! Ouch, that's beginning to hurt my voice."

You won 5600 Gold for winning!

-----

Undead Minion stared at them. "Okay, it seems like you won. Take this."

The Elemental Undead Orb appeared in front of them.
"Thanks!" Blatof replied. "Will this help us get out of here?"
"No." Undead Guardian replied. "But I can send you back to Skylands when you want."

Rider woke up. "Fright? You sacrificed your body to save me?"
Fright nodded.
"Thank you." he replied.
"I guess I should heal you." Undead Guardian said.

ONE HEALING LATER

"Thanks." Rider replied. "Now let's collect that orb!"
He ran into it and collected it.
"Fear the Spear!" Fright Rider cried.

"Nice!" Undead Guardian said. "You've got yourself a catchphrase already!"
"I've been working on it for a while." Rider replied.
"It's good." Blatof replied. "Anyway, shall we go?"

Undead Guardian nodded. He shot a beam of light at them, sending them back to Skylands.

"Wait..." he said. "Was I supposed to help them or kill them? Meh. It was probably help them."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Pokemon Battle!

pokemon gotta catch em all, its the ,,,,,,ahem
cool

Thanks!
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Chapter 17: New Threat?

Alice and Eruptor were teleported in a park. The Volcanic Vault was behind them.
It then turned into light and vanished.
"Weird." Eruptor said. "Anyway, test it out! Where are the others?"
Alice closed her eyes. "I'm sensing a lot of Skylanders in Paris."
"How will we get there?" Eruptor asked.
Alice opened her eyes. "No clue. I also sensed some more Skylanders nearby. Maybe they could help us."
"So where are we anyway?" Eruptor asked.
"Dunno." Alice replied.
"You're in London, obviously."

Alice and Eruptor turned around.
Kate, Shannon and Morgan stood there.
"You're that weird girl who hangs around with talking trees." Kate said. "And you apparently knew Lucy."
"Never met her before then." Alice replied. "Anyway, who are you?"
"I'm Kate." Kate replied. "And these girls are Shannon and Morgan."
"And why are you here?" Alice asked.
"Because..." Shannon said. "Yeah, why ARE we here?"
"Shut up. That's why." Kate replied.

-----

Karen, Stump Smash, and Gill Grunt walked around London.
Gill Grunt and Stump Smash both wore shirts that read 'Not a Skylander'.
"I find it weird how a teenage girl and two creatures from another universe managed to get plane tickets to England in such short notice." Karen commented.
"They needed to easily send us here so the plot didn't get messed up." Gill Grunt replied.
"What?" Karen asked.
"Nothing." Gill Grunt replied. "Anyway, the first Medallion is nearby."
"Hey, what's going on over there?" Stump Smash asked, pointing at some people arguing in a park.
"Is that Eruptor?" Gill Grunt asked.
"Dunno." Stump Smash replied. "Let me check."

"ERUPTOR! IS THAT YOU?" he screamed.
"Yes!" Eruptor called back.
"Yeah, it's him." Stump Smash replied.

The three ran over to them.
"Great. More weirdos." Kate said. "Let's get outta here."
She walked off.
Shannon and Morgan followed.

"Are you a Portal Master?" Alice asked.
"No." Karen replied.
"Let me explain things." Gill Grunt said.

ONE EXPLANATION LATER

"Confusing." Eruptor said.

-----

Kate, Shannon and Morgan entered Kate's house.
"I still don't understand why we were talking to that girl." Morgan said.
"Of course you don't." Kate replied. "I haven't told you yet."
"Told us what?" Shannon asked.
"Nevermind." Kate replied. "Just get watch some TV or something. I need to get ready."
"For what?" Morgan asked.
"It doesn't matter!" Kate screamed, walking upstairs.

"Is it me, or has she been acting weirder lately?" Shannona sked.
"No, she's acting weird." Morgan replied.


Kate entered her bedroom and pressed a button on the wall.
The TV switched on. A shadowed figure was on the screen.
"How is the situation?" he asked.
"The last Portal Master has been revealed, and this regular girl seems to be helping them." Kate replied.
"I doubt she is regular." he replied. "Keep an eye on her."
"Okay. What is my next Mission, Agent G?" she asked.
"Go to Paris. Find the Portal Master trapped as a statue. Then attack the others when they try to rescue him." he replied.
"Okay. I'll report back soon." Kate replied, as the TV switched off.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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I couldn't think of a better Chapter name.

lol
i am reely urious what happend to .....can you reveal more?

Good! Keep up the good work!

Been a while since I posted chapter as I've been on holiday, but now that I'm back...
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Chapter 18: Empire

Lucy woke up. "Where am I?"
She was surrounded by snow, right next to a tall wall.
A wizard flew over to her. "This is the Empire of Ice!"
"Who are you?" she asked.
"I am Haldor!" he replied. "And we need your help to destroy this wall."
"Why?" Lucy asked.
"Well this used to be a bright and sunny place until the Cyclopses put up that wall. Then this place froze." Haldor replied. "Also, it's blocking the only way out."
"What do I need to do?" she asked.
"Find my hut." Haldor replied. "Inside will be enough resources to help you bring down this wall!"

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Gill Grunt approached a statue. He fired a harpoon at it.
It shattered and released a green medallion with the Life symbol on it.
"Here's the first." he said, picking it up. "And the device says there's another in Paris."
"Paris?" Alice asked. "There are a lot of Skylanders there, so we're heading there too."
"Well we'll just tag along with you." Karen said.
"And odds are that we'll find Skylanders near each medallion." Gill Grunt commented.
"But how will we get there?" Eruptor asked.
"If it is Paris you must go, let me help."

Tempus jumped in front of them.
"You!" Alice cried. "Why are you here?!?"
Tempus smiled. "To help."
He pointed at Umbra's house.
"By that house is a helicopter." he said. "The Portal Master Lucy landed it there a few days ago. Use that."
"How can we trust you after you teleported us away?" Stump Smash asked.
"I only meant to send the Portal Masters." Tempus replied. "You just got in the way."
He turned around. "Oh, and I'll be back."
He teleported away.

"The heck's up with him?" Karen asked.
"No idea." Alice replied. "But if that helicopter is really there, it'll be useful."

-----

Lucy entered a hut. "This must be it!"
She picked up a shield and an anvil lying on the floor.
"These could work."
She looked around. A statue of Slam Bam sat by the fireplace.
She approached it. It started glowing. Slam Bam broke free.
"Armed and Dangerous!" Slam Bam cried.
"You're a Skylander!" Lucy commented.
"Yeah, name's Slam Bam." he replied. "So what's the deal? I don't remember being in here to begin with. Someone must have dragged me inside."
"Strange." Lucy replied. "But I need your help. Can you help destroy the wall surrounding this place?"
"Easy." Slam Bam replied. "Lead the way."

-----

Alice, Karen, Gill Grunt, Stump Smash and Eruptor entered Umbra's garden. The helicopter sat in front of them.
"That was easy." Karen said.
They approached it. A tree grabbed them.
"Mikey! Stop doing that to guests!"
Umbra approached them.
"Hello."
"What do you want?" Alice asked.
"To help." Umbra replied.
The tree put them down.
"What's the deal then?" Alice asked.
"I can't tell much." Umbra replied. "But just know this: I am not an enemy, though it may seem like I am one."
He walked off. "By the way... Don't worry about collecting the Skylanders. I have someone already doing that."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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What now?

wat now?, let team rocket releas steath elf plz! darm hehe......i hate team rocket for some reason !

Don't worry. I'll reveal more in a few chapters time. Mainly because we're back to Skylands now!
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Chapter 19: Gnasty Gnorc!

Flora and Blow-Foe walked around Gnasty's World.
"This is the last world." Flora said. "It must be here."
"It would have made more sense for it to be in the Artisans if you ask me." Blow-Foe said.

Hermit appeared in front of them. "Is this the right place? Oh! It is!"
"You again?" Flora asked.
"Yes." Hermit replied. "Anyway, I should tell you that the Life Orb was stolen a few days ago."
"By who?" Blow-Foe asked.
"By me!"

A giant green gnorc jumped in front off them.
"I'm Gnasty Gnorc!" he cried. "And this orb will help me take over the Dragon Realms!"
"Gnasty Gnorc?!?" Blow-Foe cried. "Who would have guessed, other than the people who read the title?!?"
"What?" Flora asked.
"Nothing." Blow-Foe replied. "Let's fight him."
"Ha!" Gnasty cried. "You won't beat me that easily! I would never be foolish enough to reveal my weak spot!"
He swung his scepter at the ground, and created a shock wave.

Flora and Blow-Foe jumped over the shock wave, and ran behind Gnasty.
His underwear with red hearts was revealed.
Flora sighed. "This will be too easy."
She attacked him with a Vine.
"Ow!" he cried. "You'll pay for this."
Blow-Foe shot some poison darts at him.
Gnasty collapsed.
"Okay, so you wanted the Life Orb?" he calmly asked.

-----

Chill, Angel, Brackish Water and Chuck approached the Cyclops Castle.
"This is the place." Chuck said. "While we're here, want a cup of tea?"
"I love tea!" Brackish Water cried.
"Me too!" Chuck cried.
They began hugging again.
Angel sighed. "Let's just go in."

-----

"I'd give it to you, but, hahaha, funny story." Gnasty said. "I kinda already gave it to Kaos. He should have it in his Mushroom Garden."
"Hermit, can you send us there?" Flora asked.
"Yeah." Hermit said, as he clicked his fingers.

...

"Was that supposed to do something?" Gnasty asked.
"It should have sent us there." Hermit said in confusion.
He kept clicking his fingers.
Blow-Foe looked at Flora. "Let's just take the bus."

-----

Angel and Chill walked around the Cyclops Castle.
Malefor approached them. "Hello."
Chill threw a javelin at him.
He knocked it back. "All I said was hello! You didn't have to try to kill me!"
"Where's the Queen?!?" Chill yelled.
"Snow Queen?" Malefor asked. "Yeah, she was never brought back so I thought you already rescued her."
"Seriously?" Angel asked. "So who took her?"
"If I knew that, I'd have her by now!" Malefor argued.
"Really? I thought you'd be ballet dancing with Hugo." Angel sarcastically replied.
"Shall I get my dress?" Malefor asked.
"I was being sarcastic, you purple idiot." Angel replied.
"Oh." Malefor said, slightly embarrassed.

Chill collapsed. "Now what? I can never return to the Snow Kingdom."
"Don't worry." Angel said. "We'll find her."

Malefor quietly walked off.
Chill threw another Javelin.
"Stay Cool!" Chill cried.
"Ha! Nice Catchphrase!" Malefor said. "And... Oh. You're planning to fight me."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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I'm thinking about making chapters slightly longer from now on.

yeah, and team rocket still needs to be kicked down!

Don't worry. They'll be beaten soon. But not now, as we're still on Skylands.
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Chapter 20: Sprocket!

Silvia and Technovork reached the edge of a jungle.
They approached a hut.
"A hut out here?" Silvia asked. "Who would live here?"
A Golding approached them. "That would be me. I'm Kit, a Golding inventor."
"So why do you live out here?" Technovork asked.
"I like to get away from all my family's luxury so I can get peace and quiet for a while. My niece thinks the same." Kit replied. "I'll introduce you to her."
They entered the hut.

"Sprocket! We have guests!" Kit called.
A Golding with long red hair jumped down the stairs. "Welcome! I'm Sprocket!"
"I'm Silvia, and this is my partner Technovork." Silvia replied.
"Hey." Technovork replied.
"So what brings you here anyway?" Sprocket asked.
"We're looking for the Elemental Tech Orb." Technovork replied.
"That?" Kit asked. "Yeah, that's lost between dimensions."
"So how can we find it?" Silvia asked.
"Well I was working on a transporting machine." Sprocket replied. "It can send you through time and space! It can send you anywhere you want, at any time you want!"
"Really?" Silvia asked.
"Yeah." Sprocket replied. "But the unfinished model was stolen by a shadowy creature about a month ago. It'll take about six months to finish this next one."
"Darn." Silvia said. "We don't have time for that!"
"Well, I could be able to finish it within the next day if I could find a strong enough power source, but that'll be impossible." Sprocket replied.
"Nothing's impossible!"

A fat bear ran inside.
"Moneybags?" Silvia asked.
"The one and only!" the bear replied. "And I have the perfect thing!"
He took out an emerald.
"This is known as a Chaos Emerald!" he said. "It is the best source of power ever! And it can be yours for 65000 Gold!"
Sprocket handed it to him.
"How can you afford this?" Moneybags asked in shock.
"I'm part of a wealthy family." Sprocket replied, taking the Emerald.
"Whatever." Moneybags replied, walking off. "I got my money."

"This is perfect!" Sprocket said, placing the emerald inside a machine.
A portal opened up.
"Just go on in." she said. "But the portal will close in 1 hour."
"Okay." Silvia said.

Silvia and Technovork stepped inside the portal.

-----

Flora, Blow-Foe and Gnasty arrived in Kaos' Mushroom Garden.
"So why am I here?" Gnasty asked.
"Because you need to help us find the orb." Flora replied.
"And if I refuse?" Gnasty asked.
Blow-Foe pulled out some darts.
"Follow me." Gnasty replied, in a calm voice.

He lead them to the middle of the field.
An orb sat there in the middle.
"That's it?" Blow-Foe asked. "No secret tricks or anything?"
Flora picked it up.
A mushroom came to life and stole it.
"Well that could happen." Gnasty replied.

"If you're with that rotten Gnorc you are an enemy!" the mushroom cried.
"Who are you?" Blow-Foe asked.
"Name's Shroomboom!" it cried. "And if you're on the same side as that Gnorc, you cannot have this!"
Gnasty looked at Flora and Blow-Foe. "You two are villains?"
"No!" Flora yelled. "Gnasty is only here to show us where the orb was."
"Yeah! They threatened me!" Gnasty added.
Shroomboom thought. "Okay. I'll give you the orb. On one condition!"
"What?" Flora asked.
"You help save my friends!" Shroomboom replied.
"Okay. Where are they?" Blow-Foe asked.
"They're all around us!" Shroomboom replied.
"The mushrooms? They just look like normal mushrooms to me." Blow-Foe replied.
Shroomboom gasped. "That's racist!"
"Sorry." Blow-Foe replied. "We'll help."

-----

Silvia and Technovork arrived in between dimensions.
The Orb floated in front of them.
Silvia picked it up. "That was easy."
They walked back through the Portal.

Sprocket was lying on the floor.
"What happened?" Technovork asked.
"The cyclopses! They kidnapped my uncle!" Sprocket replied.
"How did they attack so quickly?" Silvia asked.
"What do you mean?" Sprocket asked. "You were gone for like 50 minutes."
"Wow. Does time really go that fast when travelling between dimensions?" Technovork asked.
"Don't worry." Silvia said, ignoring Technovork. "We'll rescue him."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Back to Earth next!

So...
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Chapter 21: Rescue Mission!

Lucy and Slam Bam ran into battle.
Slam Bam began punching the wall, while Lucy threw the Anvil Rain.
Haldor watched. "Good."

Cannons began firing.
The Sky-Iron Shield activated and protected them.
"This may take a while." Haldor said. "Let's see what the others are doing."

-----

The helicopter landed in front of the a museum in France.
Alice, Karen, Gill Grunt, Stump Smash and Erupter got out.
"I still can't understand how you were able to fly that." Alice said.
"I can't either." Stump Smash replied. "But I managed it."
"So this is where the Skylanders are?" Karen asked.
Alice nodded. "Yes. I can sense it."
"While you guys are doing that, I'll go and look for the medallions." Gill Grunt said.
"Okay." Karen said. "Meet up with us by the Eiffel Tower."
"Will do." Gill Grunt replied, walking off.

"So I have a plan." Eruptor said. "First, Stump Smash and Karen will distract the guards by pretending to be mimes."
"I like that plan." Stump Smash said.
"That will buy enough time for Alice to sneak in through the air vents." Eruptor continued. "In that time, I'll go round the back and switch off the security, allowing Alice full access to the museum."
"Or we could go in through the front door." Alice suggested.

Alice, Karen and Stump Smash walked in through the front door.
"Why do you have to be so boring?" Eruptor asked.

-----

Gill Grunt approached a cafe. An orange Medal with the Tech symbol was on the sign.
He shot a harpoon at it and collected it.
"Easy." he commented.
"Hey, you're that fish dude from earlier."
Gill Grunt turned around. Shannon and Morgan sat at the table behind him. "Oh, you're those girls I briefly saw at the park. Why are you here?"
"Our friend Kate had plane tickets." Shannon replied. "But she's disappeared."
"So who are you exactly?" Morgan asked.
"I'm Gill Grunt." Gill replied. "I'm a Skylander. I was briefly forced to work for the evil Amicus-Scitis, but now I'm free from him, and I'm trying to find the elemental medallions."
"Okay..." Morgan replied.

Gill Grunt looked at the tracker. "That's weird. It can't detect any more on this planet. I could have sworn there were at least two more."
An orb of light was shot at them.
Tempus appeared. "I can send you there, if you wish."
"You again?" Gill grunt asked.
"Who's he?" Shannon asked.
"Tempus." Tempus replied. "And you're knocked out."
He fired a huge orb of energy at them.

-----

Lucy and Slam Bam destroyed the wall.
Sunlight shone back into the land.
"Thank you Portal Master and Skylander!" Haldor said. "But I'm not sure why you did it like that, when there were some perfectly good cannons over there facing the wall."
"And you're only telling us this NOW?" Lucy asked.
"Uh..." Haldor replied. "Anyway, you have completed the trial."
Lucy and Slam Bam became surrounded by light.
"As a reward, Lucy, you can now use those weapons whenever you like. You can also summon the powers of the Empire of Ice at any time! And you can also hear Skylanders even if they're trapped as a statue! I shall now send you outside..." Haldor said, teleporting Lucy and Slam Bam.

-----

Lucy and Slam Bam were out in the snow.
The Empire of Ice behind them transformed into light and disappeared.
"Is this the Himalayas?" Lucy asked.
"Yes."
"Who's there?" Lucy asked.

"Someone who thinks you should prepare for trouble."
"And while your at it, make it double!"
Jessie jumped out. "To protect the world from devastation! To unite all people within our nation!"
James jumped out. "To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!" Jessie said.
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!" James finished.
"Meowth! That's right!"

"What?" Lucy asked. "I'm still confused."
"Whatever you twerp." Jessie said.
James took out the net gun and shot Slam Bam.
Slam Bam was caught in the net.
Team Rocket then flew off with him.
"Dat was easy." Meowth said.
"Too easy." James replied. "But now we just need the last one."

Lucy stood there in confusion.
"What was that about?" she asked.
"I'll tell you if you can release me!"

Lucy turned around. A statue of Spyro was there.
She approached it.
It started glowing. Spyro broke free.
"All Fired Up!" Spyro cheered.
"I can hear you while statue?" Lucy asked.
"I'm surprised too." Spyro replied. "But those are Team Rocket. They're kidnapping certain Skylanders for some reason."
"How do you know this?" Lucy asked.
"I heard about them when I was in Japan." Spyro replied. "I could see them flying away with Stealth Elf, but before someone could rescue me, I was teleported here."
"Oh." Lucy replied. "Anyway, how are we gonna get outta here?"
"No idea." Spyro replied.

-----

Alice, Karen, Eruptor and Stump Smash saw the trapped Skylanders.
"Wrecking Ball, Chop Chop, Bash, Double Trouble, Hex, Zook." Eruptor said.
"Drobot, Cynder, Boomer, and the Legendaries of Spyro, Trigger Happy, and Bash." Stump Smash finished.
"And is that a boy?" Alice asked.
"Looks like it." Karen replied.

Alice approached them. They all started glowing and broke free.
"Thank you for releasing me!" Bash said.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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That reference had to be made at some point in this Fan-Fiction.

I'm on a roll! Actually, make that a sandwich.
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Chapter 22: Wish

"So, uh... thanks for that." Steve said.
"Who are you?" Alice asked.
"I'm Steve." Steve replied. "I'm one of the Portal Masters, but Amicus turned me into a statue along with these Skylanders we already rescued."
"And the Legendaries are here because?" Stump Smash asked.
"We decided to be good." L-Spyro replied. "Turns out we don't have to be evil."
"That's good then." Eruptor said.
"Let's continued this conversation outside." Alice said. "It's getting too crowded in here."


Kate stood by the window. "Well, this could be a problem. But I have a better idea."

-----

Everyone stood outside the museum.
Tempus appeared. "I'm back!"
"Who are you?" Steve asked.
Tempus threw some cards at them.
Steve picked one and and read it. "Tempus?"
"Give 'em to your friends." he replied. "I'm tired of introducing myself."
"Why are you here?" Alice asked.
Tempus shot and orb of light at Steve. He disappeared.
"That's why." he replied. "Oh, and do you know these?"
He threw the unconscious Shannon and Morgan at them.
He then teleported away.

"That guy is getting weirder each time we see him." Stump Smash said.

LATER, AT NIGHT...

Shannon and Morgan woke up. They were in a hotel bed.
"Where are we?" Morgan asked.
"You were unconscious, so we brought you here." Karen replied.
"What happened anyway?" Alice asked.
"That Tempus guy attacked us and sent that Gill dude away." Shannon replied.
"And you're here because?" Alice asked.
"Kate brought us along, but she disappeared too." Morgan replied.

-----

Bash, L-Bash, and Double Trouble walked around the streets.
"This is peaceful." L-Bash said.
Bash looked in the sky. "Hey! A shooting star!"
"Make a wish! Make a wish!" Double Trouble chanted.
Bash looked up and closed his eyes. "I wish I can fly!"
The shooting star crashed nearby.
"Let's check it out!" L-Bash said.

-----

The three Skylanders approached a cliffside, where the star landed.
"That's no star." Double Trouble said. "That's a rock!"
A purple gem dragon walked out of the rock.
Bash approached it. "You're beautiful..."
The dragon looked at him. "I'm Flashwing. State your name and business!"
"I'm Bash, and I came here to see if you were alright!" Bash replied.

"We're actually here to see what that star was, but okay..." L-Bash corrected.

Flashwing stared at him.
"Blinded by the Light!" Flashwing cried.
She shot a laser at him, knocking him off the cliff.
"I love you!" he cried as he fell.

"We should see if he's alright." L-Bash said.
"Nah, he'll be fine." Double Trouble replied. "He's survived worse."
"Wow! A Skylander!"
"Who's there?" Flashwing called.
"I'm Ka-Bounce, and this is Seismic Quake." Ka-Bounce said, bouncing over to them.
"Hey." Seismic Quake said.
"Why are you here?" Double Trouble asked.
"We're supposed to find someone who can awaken the powers of this orb or something." Ka-Bounce replied, taking the Earth Orb out of his pocket.
Flashwing looked at it. "Ah, the Elemental Earth Orb. I've heard about that. I'd say I'm most likely the creature you're looking for."

Bash walked over to them. "It's okay! I'm still alive!"
"Told you." Double Trouble said to L-Bash.

Kate watched them. "I need to think of a good distraction... But what?"
She thought.
"Free Noodles!" she called out.
Double Trouble ran over. "Where?!"
She knocked him around the head with a bat and dragged him away.

L-Bash watched. "Well, he's dead. We should get back to the others now anyway."

-----

They arrived back in the hotel room.
"Where have you guys been?" Boomer asked.
"Out. We brought guests too." Bash replied.
"Flashwing, Ka-Bounce, and Seismic Quake." L-Bash replied.
"Who are they exactly." Alice asked.
"I cannot say." Flashwing replied.
"Me and Quake are Sky Troops." Ka-Bounce said. "We're part of a group who are trying to find Elemental Orbs and awaken their powers to save Skylands while the Skylanders are gone. But we were transported here for an unknown reason."

"And where's Double Trouble?" Drobot asked.
"Dead." L-Bash replied.
"What?!?" Everyone cried.
"Or not!" L-Bash quickly added. "It was dark! I didn't clearly see what happened to him. All I know is this girl took him."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Done!

no i hate team rocket even more

And that isn't the last of them! But enough about that.
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Chapter 23: Sky

Sprocket stood up. "We won't be able to rescue him without any weapons or armour! Luckily, I have just the thing..."
She walked into a wardrobe. She then ran out dressed in a battle suit, wearing goggles.
"The Fix is In!" Sprocket cried, picking up a giant wrench.
"Awesome." Technovork said.
"I have extra battle suits if you two want any." Sprocket said.
"No thanks, we're good." Silvia replied.
"Suit yourself." Sprocket said.

All three of them began laughing.

"Good one." Technovork commented. "But anyway, how will we get him back?"
"I can use the machine to send us to their secret base." Sprocket replied, activating the teleporting machine. A Portal opened.
Sprocket pressed a button, and took a controller from it. She also took the Emerald.
"We can use this to teleport at any time." she said, walking through. "Follow me!"
Silvia and Technovork ran after her.

-----

Shroomboom ran around. He picked up a twig and a spider's web.
He then combined them to make a slingshot.
"This can help us!" he commented.
"So why does it matter about escaping?" Gnasty asked.
"This is Kaos's Pizza Topping Garden!" Shroomboom replied. "And tonight he's making Mushroom Pizza!"
"Okay, let's rescue everyone." Flora said, picking up some mushrooms.

Shroomboom began launching them over a wall.
"Throw them out there!" he called. "That's the safest way!"

-----

Sprocket, Silvia, and Technovork arrived in the middle of a battle in the Cyclops Tower.
"Silvia and Technovork?" Angel asked. "How did you get here?"
"We're here to rescue this girl, Sprocket's, uncle." Silvia replied.
"We're here to rescue the Snow Queen." Angel replied.

Brackish Water and Chuck ran around holding hands.
Chill was fighting Malefor.
"You're doing a great job. Not getting sidetracked at all." Technovork sarcastically said.

"I don't have time for this!" Malefor cried. "The cyclopses have just gotten us an inventor. I need to have words with him."
He flew off.

"Inventor?" Sprocket asked. "He must be talking about my uncle!"
Chill approached her. "Looks like we have the same enemy then. We will have to work together to defeat them!"
Sprocket nodded. "Agreed."

-----

Cyclone and Groak flew around in the sky.
"That must be Windham!" Cyclone called.
"Make you wonder why the Portal sent us nowhere near this place, considering this is where we needed to go to." Groak said.
"Nevermind that." Cyclone said. "Let's just land somewhere."

The two landed in front of a tent.
A Sky Baron ran out. "State your business!"
"I'm Cyclone and this is Groak." Cyclone replied. "We're trying to find the Elemental Air Orb."
The Sky Baron stared at them. "What do you know about the orbs?"
"We know that they can help save Skylands." Cyclone replied.

An elderly Sky Baron walked outside. "Jet! Leave these two guests alone. They are telling the truth. I was notified by the Snow Queen."
"Yes. Sorry Elder." the Sky Baron replied. "Sorry you two. My name is Jet."
"So, uh... Could we get the orb?" Groak asked.
The Elder took out the Elemental Air Orb and handed it to them. "Here."
"Thank you, Elder." Cyclone replied.

CRASH!

"What was that?" Jet asked. "It sounded like it came from the town!"
"No clue." Groak replied. "But we need to find out."
Him and Cyclone flew off, into the town.
The Elder looked at Jet. "What are you waiting for? Go help them!"
"Yes sir!" Jet said, as he flew off.

-----

"That's all of them." Blow-Foe said. "Let's get outta here."
Blow-Foe, Flora, and Gnasty climbed over the wall.
Shroomboom shot himself over.
"He Shoots, He Spores!" Shroomboom cried.

"10 points for originality." Blow-Foe said.
"Thanks." Shroomboom replied. "And a deal is a deal."
He handed Flora the orb.
"Thanks." Flora replied.
"See?" Shroomboom said. "I'm a fun guy."

Shroomboom, Flora and Blow-Foe began laughing.
"I don't get it..." Gnasty said. "But anyway, can I leave now?"
"No." Blow-Foe replied, pulling out the darts.

"Help?"
The four of them looked around. No one was there.
Blatof pulled himself out of the mushroom pile. "Well that was unexpected."
Ghost-Writer and Fright Rider pulled themselves out too.
"Did you two get the orb?" Flora asked.
"Yeah. You?" Ghost-Writer replied, emptying the mushrooms from his inside.
"Yeah, we're feeling great, thanks." Blatof sarcastically said.
"Sorry about that. My friends didn't mean to land on you." Shroomboom said.
"Yeah, we got the orb too." Flora replied to Ghost-Writer.

Gnasty looked around. 'I can get away!' he thought to himself.
He ran off.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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All of these puns... They just aren't write.
*badum tsh*

ah lol, and team rocket still needs to be DONE cuz they kidnapped MY PET!

Don't worry. Things will be revealed soon. But not yet!
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Chapter 24: Volcano!

FireFox sat by a tent in a volcanic area.
Equator ran over carrying a Gillman on his back. "FireFox! I found something!"
"That Gillman looks nothing like an orb." FireFox replied.
"It's not any Gillman!" Equator said. "It's the Skylander Gill Grunt!"
Gill Grunt woke up. "How did I get here?"
"No clue." Equator replied. "But hello Gill Grunt! My name is Equator, and that is FireFox!"
"So where's Google Chrome?" Gill Grunt joked.
FireFox spat fire at him.
"Ow! Sorry." Gill Grunt replied. "But why are you here?"
"To find the Elemental Fire Orb." Equator replied. "Why are you here? I thought the Skylanders were on Earth."
"I was trying to find the Element Medals, when this freak must have warped me here." Gill Grunt replied.
"Element Medals? Yeah I have a couple of those." Equator replied.
He took out three medals. One was blue with the water symbol, one was light blue with the air symbol, and the other was grey with the undead symbol.

"Where did you get those?" Gill Grunt asked.
"I bought them at SkyCentre Shopping." Equator replied. "I won a Gift Voucher earlier and bought them with it. I also had enough left over to buy this awesome ring!"
"Wait... So that random useless chapter was actually useful?" FireFox asked.
"Apparently so." Equator replied. "But take them."
Gill Grunt took the medals. "That just leaves Fire, Magic and Earth."
He looked at the tracker.
"One is nearby, while it seems like the other two aren't." he said. "I guess I'll tag along with you two for a while."

"Look out!"
A fire dog ran towards them.
It ran into the tent and set it alight.
It also knocked Gill Grunt into the tent.
"GARH!!!!" Gill Grunt screamed. "It burns!"

The dog stopped running. "Oh! Sorry about that! I didn't mean to hurt you, but I was scared of the volcano erupting, and excited to have seen new friends!"
"What's your name, little guy?" Equator asked.
"I don't have one." the dog replied.
Gill Grunt put out the fire and approached them. "Well, you're burning hot, and you're a dog. Shall we call you Hot Dog?"
"That's so unoriginal." FireFox complained.
"I love it!" he cried. "Hot Dog! Hot Dog! Hot Dog!"

Equator took out a collar and put it around Hot Dog's neck.
"It's pretty." Hot Dog said.
"Where'd you get that?" FireFox asked.
"Yeah, I still had extra after buying the ring." Equator replied. "But anyway, shall we hunt for the orb now?"
"You're looking for an orb?" Hot Dog asked. "I can help you hunt it down!"

-----

Trolls were attacking the city of Windham.
"Find that orb!" a troll wearing battle armour cried. "We'll get it or my name isn't Exploom!"
Another troll approached him. "But you're name isn't Exploom. It's Randy."
"SHUT UP SOLDIER! NOBODY ASKED YOU!" the troll apparently called Exploom shouted.
"Alright! Sorry." the troll replied, running off.

Cyclone, Groak, and Jet landed in the village.
Cyclone and Groak began fighting the Trolls.

Jet looked around. He saw a woman with twelve little Sky Baron children.
"You need to get out of here!" he cried.
"I can't!" the woman cried. "My wings have been injured, and I can't get out of here!"
Jet thought. He then ripped off his own wings and gave them to her. "Take them and get out of here!"
The woman looked at them. "You sure?"
"Sure." Jet replied, trying to hold in the pain.
The woman attached the wings to her and flew off with her children. "Thank you, kind sir!"

Jet collapsed. "AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGHH!" he screamed in pain.
The spirit of Eon appeared in front of him.
"That was a noble thing to do Jet." Eon said. "In return, I shall give you a powerful vacuum that will allow you to control the wind!"
The spirit disappeared and dropped a Vacuum.
Jet picked it up. "I shall now be called Jet-Vac!"
"That's great." Cyclone said. "Now can you help us fight these guys?"
"Hawk and Awe!" Jet-Vac cried, flying into battle.

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Pop Fizz and L-Chop Chop continued working on a potion.
"What potion are we making anyway?" L-Chop Chop asked. "Malefor never told me."
"Me neither." Pop Fizz replied. "All he said was to make 'The Potion'."
"So what have we been making all this time?" L-Chop Chop asked.
"I just assumed we were making him a love potion." Pop Fizz replied. "I think he needs it."
"It takes six months to make a love potion?!?" L-Chop Chop cried.
"Yes." Pop Fizz replied.
"Does it work?" L-Chop Chop asked.
"Yes." Pop Fizz replied.
L-Chop Chop smiled.

"Creepy." Pop Fizz said.

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Hot Dog lead them to the top of the volcano.
Equator threw a ring into it.
"Why did you do that?" FireFox asked.
"I saw it in a movie, I think." Equator replied.

Gill Grunt walked around the top. "I'm gonna go searching."
Hot Dog ran over. "I'll join you!"

A giant golem rose up out of the lava.
"WHO THREW THAT RING IN HERE?!?" it screamed.
Equator pushed FireFox forward, and backed away.
"I DON'T WANT YOUR TRASH!" it cried. "NOW YOU MUST FIGHT!"

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Pointless chapter is actually more useful than you would imagine.

i-am-still-mad!

i am only one whos comenting hare besides you haha

Yeah, that's true. But I'm just glad there's someone reading!
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Chapter 25: Peak!

Amicus woke up. "Where did that idiot send me?"
He looked around. He was surrounded by floating islands.
A red dragon flew over to him. "Are you a Portal Master?"
"Why do you want to know?" Amicus asked.
"I'm Flavius." the dragon replied. "And I need your help! Dragon's Peak has been taken over by the evil Vathek! We need your help to defeat him!"
"What's in it for me?" Amicus asked.
"Well, you will receive a reward..." Flavius replied.
"Okay, I'm in." Amicus replied.

He jumped on Flavius's back. "Take me there."
Flavius stood there.
"Didn't you hear me?" Amicus asked. "I said take me there!"
"Oh, I heard you." Flavius replied. "But what I didn't hear, was 'please'."
Amicus sighed. "Take me there, please."
"Okay! Hold on tight!" Flavius replied, flying off at top speed.

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"So what's our next move?" Hex asked.
"We should probably try to find more Skylanders before we try to take down the enemy." Alice replied.
"Yeah, I'm confused who the enemy is." Stump Smash replied. "Is it Kaos, as he took over Skylands. Umbra, as he hired that Tempus guy and works for Kaos. Tempus, as he is constantly attacking us. Amicus, as he plans on attacking us even though he's enemies with Tempus. Or me, as I released the darkness accidentally?"
"Well it's clearly not you." Cynder replied.
"But we can't afford to take that risk!" Stump Smash cried.
"Stumpy, just shut up." Boomer said.

"Things just keep getting weirder each day." Shannon said. "Games coming to life. People going missing."
"I don't know about you, but I hope this is all a dream." Morgan said.
Stump Smash whacked her around the face.
She collapsed.
"What was that for?" Alice screamed.
"To help show her it wasn't a dream." Stump Smash replied.
"A simple pinch would have been preferred." Morgan said, slowly pulling herself up off the floor.
"Sorry." Stump Smash replied.

Karen stood there and began thinking. "So we've got 10 Skylanders here. Gill Grunt is missing somewhere. And Stealth Elf was captured, along with Double Trouble. That makes 13."
"Oddsarethatsomeothershavealsobeenrescued." Zook added, talking quickly.
Wrecking Ball ran in. "Zook! You stole my Pepsi!"
"PepsiMaxactaully." Zook replied, running around the room.

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Flavius landed by the throne. Amicus fell off and vomited.
"What? Too fast for ya?" Flavius asked.
"Just a little." Amicus replied.
"Sorry." Flavius replied. "Anyway, take these."
He gave him some Winged Boots and a Sparx Dragonfly Gun.
"Use them to beat Vathek!" he added.
Amicus took them. "Uh, thanks I guess."
He ran over to the throne.

Flavius watched him. "How did she get mixed up with the evil side?"


Amicus ran to the throne. Vathek stood there.
"What do you want?" Vathek asked.
Amicus smiled. "How about we make a deal?"
Vathek looked at him. "I'm listening."
"If you get off the throne, I'll receive a reward." Amicus said. "In return, you can become one of the rulers of darkness when Agent G takes over."
Vathek stood up. "You make a good deal. Okay. I shall leave, and I shall speak with this Agent G person."
He flew off.

Amicus smiled. "Piece of cake."
A statue of Sunburn stood nearby.
Amicus approached it.
It began glowing. Sunburn broke free.
"Roast 'N' Toast!" Sunburn cried.
Amicus smiled. He then shot him with a ray gun.

A voice began speaking. "Well done for defeating Vathek Portal Master! I'm sure he will never cause trouble again!"
Amicus sighed. "I hate it when they pre-record messages."
"As a reward, you can keep those two items, and you can now summon the power of Dragon's Peak at any time!" the voice continued. "You will now also be able to warp anywhere you like. But only once every three hours."
"There's ALWAYS a catch!" Amicus complained.
"I shall now send you outside..." the voice said, as Amicus and Sunburn were teleported away.

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Amicus and Sunburn were by some mountains. The Dragon's Peak shrine was behind them. It turned into light and disappeared.
Sunburn looked at Amicus. His eyes were red.
"What now, master?" he asked.
"We'll attack the Portal Masters where they won't expect it." Amicus replied.
He started laughing evilly.
"But can we get lunch first?" Sunburn asked.
Amicus stopped laughing. "Yes."

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Alice, Karen, Shannon, Morgan, and the Skylanders (including Flashwing, Ka-Bounce and Seismic Quake) walked outside. It was still dark.
"Still night time?" Boomer asked. "What time is it?"
"10 in the morning..." Shannon replied, looking at her watch.
"Do you think this has something to do with the darkness?" Alice asked.
"Yes, it does." Hermit replied.
Everyone was in shock.
"Sweet lord Jesus! Where did you come from?" Alice asked.
"Well I was in the Dragon Worlds trying to teleport some Sky Troops back to Skylands, but by the time I figured out how to send them there there were gone, so I decided to check in on the Portal Masters." Hermit replied.
"Seems logical." L-Trigger Happy replied.
"So why exactly are you here?" Chop Chop asked, while eating a sandwich.

"To warn you." Hermit replied. "There is very little time before the Darkness consumes the planet. Everyone is doing their parts. Gill Grunt has almost all medallions. Sky Troops have almost collected all Orbs."
"So we just need to find the rest of the Skylanders?" Karen asked.
Hermit stared at her. "Okay, since when did these normal girls get involved?"
"Just answer the girl's question." Bash said.
"Alright!" Hermit replied. "Yes, but we must also return to Skylands soon!"
"What's the plan?" Alice asked.
"Two Portal Masters have yet to complete their tests." Hermit replied. "They will rescue a few Skylanders doing that. These girls shall take the Skylanders to the Portal, while you, Portal Master, shall rescue the remaining Skylanders."
"So, uh... About us?" Ka-Bounce asked.
"Go to Skylands." Hermit replied.
"Do we all have to go?" Chop Chop asked. "I think the Portal Master may need some help still."
"Fine. Some can stay!" Hermit replied.
"Where is the Portal?" Morgan asked.
"I DON'T KNOW!" Hermit replied.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Done!

i AM so angerd !!!!!
if team rocket starts to suck blood i am so ...aaarg!

Ha ha ha. Don't worry about Team Rocket.
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Chapter 26: Ships

Danny woke up. "Okay, where am I now?"
He looked around. He was on an island.
A pirate walked over to him. "Argh! I be Dreadbeard! What ye be called?"
"I be called Danny." Danny replied. "I'm a Portal Master, trying to rescue the Skylanders."
"Aye! So ye must be here for ye trial!" Dreadbeard replied.
"Trail?" Danny asked.
"Ye Portal Masters have a trial for each of them." Dreadbeard replied. "These trials can help them awaken their true powers and can help them rescue more Skylanders."
"Okay." Danny said. "What do I need to do?"
Dreadbeard gave him some Ghost Swords and Hidden Treasure Chest. "Take these with ye. Ye must go and find the Pirate Seas Ship. That be ye way out. Ye should also find a Skylander aboard!"
"That's my trial?" Danny asked. "Find a ship?"
"Argh. That be a bit disappointing, I know." Dreadbeard replied. "But that ship be surrounded by monsters! Ye must defeat them to leave. Argh."
"Uh, okay. Thanks." Danny replied, walking off.

"Good luck Portal Master. The fate of the Universe depends on ye." Dreadbeard said.

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Alice, Stump Smash, Eruptor, Chop Chop, Wrecking Ball, and Zook were in the helicopter.
Zook was flying.
"So why is it us coming with her again?" Eruptor asked.
"Because we're the funny ones." Chop Chop replied, eating another sandwich.
"Give that back!" Wrecking Ball shouted.
"I still don't understand..." Eruptor replied.

"Stump Smash, just wondering." Alice said. "Where's the orb you found earlier?"
"Here..." Stump Smash replied, reaching into his pockets. "Wait... Strange. It's gone!"
"Even stranger." Zook said. "You have pockets!"
"How could you have lost it?" Alice asked.
"I don't know!" Stump Smash replied. "I had it before that tree called Mikey grabbed us!"
"So that must mean Umbra stole it." Wrecking Ball said. "I knew that tree was trouble!"
"I don't think we have time to go back and find him though." Alice said. "We need to find the Skylanders."
"We're heading to America, right?" Zook asked.
"Yeah." Alice replied.
"Good. Just wanted to double check." Zook replied. "I've been circling it for an hour."

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Umbra sat in his lab, holding the Darkness Orb. He was on video phone with Kaos.
"What's the latest update?" Umbra asked.
"Kirby was released by an unknown enemy, and we gave the Time Orb to this Time Sweeper guy. He's heading to Earth right now." Kaos replied. "It also seems like the darkness is returning to Skylands."
"It's returning to Earth, too." Umbra replied. "What shall I do with the Orb?"
"Send it to Skylands." Kaos replied. "I need it here. I just hope nobody finds the Light Orb, but that would be impossible."
Glumshanks ran in the background of Kaos's screen. "Sir! We've located the Light Orb!"
"Spoken too soon, I see." Umbra replied.
"Shut up." Kaos said. "Glumshanks! Send Ripto and his minions to find it!"
"Okay sir." Glumshanks said.

Umbra switched off the screen. He looked at the machine. "If they don't hurry, it may be too late to save the future..."

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Danny reached the Pirate Seas Ship.
A statue of Terrafin stood there. Danny approached it.
It started glowing. Terrafin broke free.
"It's Feeding Time!" Terrafin cried.
"Terrafin, right?" Danny asked.
"That's my name!" Terrafin replied. "And you owe me five dollars!"
"Do I?" Danny asked.
"No, I just felt like saying that." Terrafin replied. "So what are we doing?"
"We need to reach that ship." Danny replied. "But it's supposed to be guarded by enemies."
"Nobodies came round here all day." Terrafin replied. "Or night. It seems like sunlight hasn't shone in a while for some reason."

Danny and Terrafin boarded the ship.
"This is a weird 'guarded by enemies'." Danny commented.
"Well done Portal Master! You have defeated the enemies and cleared your trial!" a voice said.
"Recorded messages." Danny said. "Why?"
"As a reward, you will keep the items you collected. Not only that, but you can summon the Pirate Seas ship at any time! You can also now locate the nearest Portals! I shall send you outside..."
"We are outside." Terrafin complained.
Danny and Terrafin became surrounded by light, then disappeared.

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The helicopter landed.
Everyone got out.
"Home sweet home!" Alice called out.
"New York!" Wrecking Ball said. "Who would have guessed we'd be back here again?"

"I can detect two Skylanders nearby." Alice said. "One in the local Wal-Mart, the other is in Target."
"You may need the code." Chop Chop said.
"Code?" Alice asked.
"32-8-5." Chop Chop replied. "Say that in a shop with a special Skylanders offer, and they'll give you the real one they've found. Simple."
"How did you find out that code?" Eruptor asked.
"It was on a TV advert." Chop Chop replied.
"And they say TV is bad for you!" Stump Smash replied.

"It seems Wal-Mart is closer." Alice said. "Let's go!"

TO BE CONTINUED...
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The code is back!