WERE ANY OF US THERE?
But anyway, I won't post the next chapter untill it's done.
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#151 Posted: 15:04:33 04/04/2013 | Topic Creator
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#152 Posted: 19:22:18 04/04/2013
When will that be?
Because this is really awesome 
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#153 Posted: 20:04:31 04/04/2013 | Topic Creator
the next chapter will be the last. then i will begin BBB2
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#154 Posted: 23:52:56 04/04/2013
Tell us about boomers big break 2. Will Boomer Find a home? Is gnarly really dead?
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#155 Posted: 03:32:54 05/04/2013 | Topic Creator
I don't want to spoil anything. But it involves a prototype Ninjini, and target.
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#156 Posted: 22:11:43 05/04/2013
Matteos Proto ninJINI?
JADE FLASHWING?
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#157 Posted: 21:24:14 06/04/2013
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#158 Posted: 16:13:03 07/04/2013 | Topic Creator
WAS BOOMER THERE?
WAS TWILIGHT SPARKLE THERE? |
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#159 Posted: 18:16:30 08/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Here it is guys. The last chapter of boomer's big break.
Gnarly: LISTEN UP! I will be going to the third floor. Until then, you are safe. Meanwhile..... Boomer: GET TO THE MASTER PORTAL! Twilicorn: I HEAR PEOPLE!!!! Boomer: THOSE AREN'T PEOPLE!!!!! *lth army marches to the third floor* Gnarly: STOP THAT BOOMER! LTH 788: Sir, there it is! *points to giant mega blok tree rex* Gnarly: YES! *gnarly goes to master portal* Meanwhile... Shroomboom: We have to fight them! Eye-Brawl: The LTHes? Shroomboom: YES! *cue LTH army VS overstock shroombooms and W3 giants* LTH 2: We have to help gnarly! LTH 1: Yeah! Meanwhile.. Gnarly: NOW, I SHALL BECOME INVINCIBLE! *cue transformation into Mega Blok Gnarly* MBG: YES! YES! I AM READY! Boomer: Not So Fast! MBG: You Can't stop me! I'm HUGE! Boomer: There's a kid for every skylander! You'll go home someday! MBG: Someday... DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE HEARD I'M "TOO EXPENSIVE" OR "YOU DON'T NEED A WII"? Boomer: You can't judge your whole life on a price tag! MBG: **** YES I CAN! *MBG attacks* Boomer: Twilicorn, get me to the first floor! Twilicorn: HOP ON! *boomer goes to first floor* Boomer: GILL GRUNTS! FLOOD THE PLACE! *water flows through the first floor* TRU bro: TO THE SECOND FLOOR! *people run* Boomer: Guys! Get a boat! Eye Brawl: WHAT BOAT? Boomer: That lego one! *boomer points to a lego Imperial flagship* Thumpback: How are we gonna build it? *half an hour later* Thumpback: LET'S SAIL! *skylanders board and sail* *a few minutes later* Pop Fizz: WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS!? Eye-Brawl: Well here come the LTH army on overstock lego boats. *it happens bro* Boomer: ARE YOU A- oh crap. Shroomboom: ATTACK! *Cue epic boat battle* Meanwhile... Scalper: Let's hope this works.... *scalper places 3ds starter on game demo* Scalper: Cynder and Punch Work... BUT THE TREE REX DOSEN'T! *DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!* Scalper: AND HIS LAZER LIGHTS UP BLUE!!! Tree Rex: WHAT? WHAT? I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GO BACK TO SKYLANDS! Cynder: I'm sorry... Punch Pop Fizz: It's okay... Tree Rex: *sniffle* Thanks. *sniffle* Scalper: I CAN TAKE OFF HIS PAINT AND SELL HIM OFF AS A PROTOTYPE! *scalper runs out of store with bag* Meanwhile... Boomer: WE NEED MORE POWER! Flameslinger: Pat... pat.. oh wait. FIRE THE COW BOMBS! Eye-Brawl: What? *cue destruction of LTH army* Boomer: HOT HEAD! Go Make Sure the ones on motorbikes are dead! Hot Head: AYE AYE- Captian! *hot head goes off* Outside the store... Ghost Roaster: So what do we do now? Stump Smash: I dunno. Back in the store.. Boomer: We only have a few more boats left! *thumping noises are heard* Thumpback: What's that? *MBG Emerges from the water* Hot Dog: Oh no! RDT: FIRE THE CANNONS! *dragonfire cannons attack* MBG: STOP THAT! Boomer: Fire the Catapaults! *Scorpion Strikers attack* MBG: 1. 2. Take them out. *LTHes 1 and 2 board the flagship* LTH 1: Prepare to die! Thumpback: BUY ME AT GAMESTOP, SON OF A *****! *thumpback uses bite attack on LTH 1:* LTH 1: *swearing and screaming* *thumpback swallows* Thumpback: WOOHOO! I'M SICK! Boomer: It's about time you knew, gnarly. MBG: WHAT? Boomer: We all believe in the fact we will find a home. But you have chosen not to. That's why you have been corrupted! You corrupted yourself with greed! Now it's time to.... Blow. It. UP! MBG: NO! *cue dynamite throwing* MBG: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Boomer: Giving you hell! MBG: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! I WILL BE BACK! I WILL BE- *cue explosions* Boomer: He's done. Eye-Brawl: What do we do now? We destroyed a giant mega bloks statue! Boomer: Well, I have an idea. Outside the store.... Kid: I didn't get Ninjini! Mom: It's okay. You have bouncer! Kid: but we came here just for her.. Boomer: alright. Are we in the bag? Eye-Brawl: Yeah... RDT: What are we doing again? Boomer: you'll see. Thumpback: I see others. Wanna have them in? Boomer: yes! *lightning rod, stump smash, ghost roaster, Eruptor, Gitter Sprocket, Stealth Elf, and LC Shroomboom get pulled in the bag* Lightning Rod: Why are we here? Glitter Sprocket: Am I being scalped? Boomer: no! We're going home... Meanwhile... Scalper: what do I do with punch and Cynder.. AHA! *scalper sees sewer opening* Cynder: AHHHH! Punch Pop Fizz: NO! Boomer: Come here! *PPF and Cynder are pulled in the bag* Scalper: WHAT THE- A BAG? Boomer: we need to distract him! GS: I got this. *glitter sprocket throws herself out of the bag* Scalper: OOOOOH! *scalper chases the sprocket* Cynder: Am I dead? Boomer: No. Thumpback: A kid found us! Chop Chop: Not coming out of the box. Nope. I'm a COLLECTORS ITEM, not some kind of.. Kid: SKYLANDERS! *kid takes skylanders to hotel room* Kid: IT'S NINJINI! and Eruptor, and lightning rod, and stump smash, and stealth elf, and eye brawl, and hot dog, and zap, and Shroomboom, and a TO FAIR CHOP CHOP! And ghost roaster, and Cynder, and Flameslinger, and pop fizz, and the punch too! And... And.. *squeal* BOOMER!!!! I've been looking EVERYWHERE for him! And he's selling for like, 80.00 on ebay! I FOUND HIM! Boomer: YES! YES! **** YES! YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!! Chop Chop: I stand corrected. Thumpback: Holy crap! *kid plays with some skylanders* Bouncer: SHE'S HERE! *kid pulls out bouncer* Mom: how did he get here? Kid: I dunno. Bouncer: Hi... You must be.. Ninjini: Ninjini, 278 out of 300! Bouncer: So... Ninjini: how's it going? Bouncer: Great... Ahh... Wrecking Ball: Wow. Sunburn: this is gross... Boomer: I knew this day would come. I knew it. The world has found the instructions. EPILOUGE: This kid is really happy. Turns out the tree rex gets the scalper in legal trouble, but he's able to get out of debt by selling glitter sprocket and the 5 ninjinis. Boomers the happiest alive, and is finding out more about his sudden rarity. There's a moral here. The world is like a machine. Machines don't have spare parts. So if you fell like an outcast, just wait. The world is looking. Oh yeah and gnarly is being used to restore power to the Times Square New York TRU. All that rage is great for LEDs. |
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#160 Posted: 19:48:38 08/04/2013
Cool moral.
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#161 Posted: 20:02:42 08/04/2013
OMFG BEST CHAPTER EVER.
Do you have a release date for part 2 yet?
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#162 Posted: 21:23:08 08/04/2013 | Topic Creator
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BBB2 will involve swap force. however, boomer will go on some smaller adventures before then. so the best date would be august. interesting things for BBB2... Shroomboom is a main character the tree rex will be experimenting with RIFD chips the chop chop is still sealed. it involves target. it involves infinity. molten, jade, and polar will be there too. we get to see the return of a fallen ally. |
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#163 Posted: 21:31:09 08/04/2013
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AUGUST?! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MUCH CLOSER THAN 4 MOTHER FUDGEING MONTHS!
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#164 Posted: 21:33:04 08/04/2013 | Topic Creator
YES
AUGUST i want to make boomer's return great. but... we will see the return of a fallen character. |
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#165 Posted: 21:53:09 08/04/2013
Who is it?
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#166 Posted: 23:12:48 08/04/2013
Yes! Cool story brooo
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#167 Posted: 01:19:59 09/04/2013
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#168 Posted: 01:33:27 09/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Also.....
the broken tree rex SINGS! |
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#169 Posted: 02:36:10 09/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Guys, I just wrote the first 2 lines of BBB2.
Also, I can't put all of BBB1 in all post. It's 3,000 something characters over the limit. Thank you for all the support. 
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#170 Posted: 10:07:12 09/04/2013
You should change the title to:
Skylanders: Boomer's Big Break (Finished, sequel coming in MOTHER ****ING AGES)
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#171 Posted: 17:03:35 09/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Guys, to hold you off until BBB2 (It's being written right now), I will write... SHORTS!
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#172 Posted: 19:22:02 09/04/2013
And we will probs know more Swap Force characters by then so Zap could add those in.
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#173 Posted: 22:42:08 09/04/2013
Can you show us the first two lines of BBB2
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#174 Posted: 18:24:21 10/04/2013 | Topic Creator
FANART!
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#175 Posted: 18:32:10 10/04/2013
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#176 Posted: 18:47:26 10/04/2013 | Topic Creator
i'll be working on the first one today.
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#177 Posted: 18:51:49 10/04/2013
When will it be posted?
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#178 Posted: 19:13:55 10/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Here's a small part of something i'm working on.
Boomer: I just remembered something. Lightning Rod: What? Boomer: At TRU, there was a chill. two little kids fought and fought over her. she snapped in half. What happened to the store? Lightning Rod: It burned. gnarly set it on fire. Boomer: It... burned? Lightning Rod: every last bit. Boomer: Wait. the RIFD chip would have exploded. If the top half could move... Pop Fizz: She's dead. Boomer: Not to me. *boomer unclenches fist, revealing heart locket* Boomer: she must be found. |
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#179 Posted: 19:15:09 10/04/2013
That is awesome, can't wait to see the rest!
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#180 Posted: 19:34:28 10/04/2013
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The fallen friend?
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#181 Posted: 19:44:16 10/04/2013 | Topic Creator
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you got it. - - - |
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#182 Posted: 22:08:35 10/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Guys, I have been able to make some of BBB2 earlier than August.
HERE. IT. IS. More will come in may. Skylanders! The all new fan-fiction where lots of fans make you have good feels mon. *cue 'thrift shop' instrumental* Boomer: Great as always. Right, fellas? Chop Chop: Help... Me... Boomer: I thought you said you were a collectors item! Chop Chop: I just want... To have fun. Boomer: but you're a variant! Chop Chop: *sigh* A sad one at that. Boomer: at least you're not on ebay. Chop Chop: yeah. BUT DO I RECIVE THE SAME LOVE AS ANY OF YOU!? NO! DO I GET PLAYED WITH? NO! WHAT DO I DO? I COLLECT DUST! MOTHER ****ING DUST! WHILE YOU GET PLAUED WITH AND LOVED AND I JUST SIT THERE! Boomer: It's okay... Chop Chop: NO! NO IT'S NOT! it's.... Not. *chop chop packaging falls over* Chop Chop: Alas, it's the price I pay for looking good. Ninjini: He's coming! *toys freeze* *kid picks up chop chop* Kid: He's So cool... *kid puts chop chop in packaging on portal* Chop Chop: I work... I work... I like this.. Boomer: Are you happy now? Hot Dog: boomer, come over here! Boomer: okay! *kid walks away* *boomer goes over to hot dog* Hot Dog: tell me more about... Toys R Us. Boomer: I just remembered something. Lightning Rod: What? Boomer: At TRU, there was a chill. two little kids fought and fought over her. she snapped in half. What happened to the store? Lightning Rod: It burned. gnarly set it on fire. Boomer: It... burned? Lightning Rod: every last bit. Boomer: Wait. the RIFD chip would have exploded. If the top half could move... Pop Fizz: She's dead. Boomer: Not to me. *boomer unclenches fist, revealing heart locket* Boomer: she must be found. Pop Fizz: She's dead! Boomer: She can't be! She can't... Thumpback: well how do we get there? Sunburn: They built a target there. Boomer: we have to get them to go to target... Thumpback: but how? Kid: JADE FLASHWING COMES OUT TOMARROW! ONLY AT TARGET! Boomer: WE'RE GOING TO TARGET! |
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#183 Posted: 22:12:54 10/04/2013
OMFG IT'S SO COOL
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#184 Posted: 22:27:35 10/04/2013 | Topic Creator
So...
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#185 Posted: 23:47:47 10/04/2013
WTH why am I reading this?
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#186 Posted: 02:35:07 11/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Resistance is futile!
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#187 Posted: 17:19:15 11/04/2013 | Topic Creator
New chapter!
Sunburn: there's a sale too! *cue door opening* Fright Rider: WALK INTO THE CLUB, LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG *bird noises* *awkward silence* Fright Rider: so.. We're not singing? Boomer: you don't say! Fright Rider: you guys... Boomer: okay. So. Who does the kid need? Sunburn: let's see... Slam Bam, Spyro, Wrecking Ball, Shroomboom, Lightcore Jet-Vac, And Jade Flashwing. He also needs... Chill. Boomer: Chill.... Prism Break: So, who's going? Boomer: I am! Prism Break: but you'll get LOST! You're too valuable to replace! Boomer: I'll stay in his pocket! It's also his sisters birthday, so he's going to TRU.... Zap: And Walmart.. And McDonald's. Boomer: EVIL! Zap: Well... Okay. Boomer: I have a big day tomarrow. I should rest. |
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#188 Posted: 17:38:45 11/04/2013
AWESOME
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#189 Posted: 17:48:34 11/04/2013
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Wait so BBB2 has started?
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#190 Posted: 18:04:00 11/04/2013 | Topic Creator
Yes..
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#191 Posted: 20:17:13 11/04/2013
Nice work!
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#192 Posted: 20:28:07 12/04/2013
Long live boomers big break
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#193 Posted: 23:50:00 12/04/2013 | Topic Creator
New chapter!
The next day... Boomer: today is the day... *kid puts boomer in his pocket* Boomer: bye guys! Zap: Bye! Wrecking Ball: bring back new skylanders! *cue drive to target* Boomer: Let's go get her! *one 10 minute drive later...* Boomer: a target! *kid and family walks in* Kid: *gasp* JADE FLASHWING! SPYRO! WRECKING BALL! SLAM BAM! SHROOMBOOM! *kid grabs all listed* Boomer: and... *chill half climbs out from under display and into pocket* Boomer: I'm so glad I found you! Chill Half: BOOMER! Are you okay? Boomer: gnarly is dead! I got a home. Slam Bam: I'M BEING BOUGHT! Jade Flashwing: Oh Yeah! Spyro: Aww yeah! Wrecking Ball: YAAAY! Shroomboom: Yes! *kid buys stuff* *family leaves* In the car... Boomer: so... How are you guys? Slam Bam: GREAT! Wrecking Ball: are you a boomer? Boomer: yes! Spyro: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH YOU'RE WORTH? Boomer: No... Spyro: well... Voice-Box: Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you? Mom: I'll take... *cue dramatic reveal of skylanders happy meals* Mom: 9 HAPPY MEALS! Kid/Sister: YAAAAAAY! Boomer: SKYLANDER HAPPY MEALS? Jade: THIS IS A TIME PARADOX! Boomer: What? Jade: Nothing... He he... Voice-Box: boy or girl? Mom: BOY, DAMN IT! Voice-Box: That'll be... 36 dollars. Give us your money at the front. *car drives* *happy meals recived* *cue drive to walmart* |
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#194 Posted: 00:09:42 13/04/2013
Nice!
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#195 Posted: 07:38:41 13/04/2013
This. Is. Gonna. Be. Awesome!
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