darkSpyro

Here we goes...

:Yo Gill!
:What Spyro?
:Heard of all the new guys coming?
:wait, what?
:here they come!
(da new normals walk in)
:Wazzp peeps?
h my... Hey there...
:Check it out! New guys!
:HOLY
: Hey guys how's it...
(sees sprocket)
:Yeahz, I'm female...

2 hours later...

*crying* R-R-REJECTION!

da lol

Something I'm working on...

Skylanders: SKYLECTIONS!

:Yo Gill! Who you voting for this skylection?
:I'm voting Boomer! He will bring us PONIES!
:Nonono. Boomer is known for exporting Legendaries! Reason you don't have legendary? BOOMER. I'm voting ghost roaster. He'll give more money to the sidekick project and bring the giants home!
(Ignitor walks in)
:Hey! I got a legendary!
:BOOMER!
(sprocket walks in)
:Hey! You voting for Heroic 32?
: (Points at tv) NO!!! LOOK AT THE LIES! LOOOOOK!

Tv:
So, heroic 32 is supposed to keep important funds safe from Powerticians?
Let's see who they are.
Prism Break
Double Trouble
Thumpback
Pop Fizz
Chop Chop
But who supports it?
Prism Break
Double Trouble
Thumpback
Pop Fizz
Chop Chop.
That's right. Heroic 32 will allow Powerticians to cut their own taxes, while we pay the price. Vote NO on heroic 32.

:See? LIES!
h.**
:But Hey... Heroic 16!

To be continued...

Oh gawd.
POLITICS EVERYWHERE

Tv:
Over the years, Powerticians have cut funds from the sidekick project. And this year, they say if they don't get some dough, they'll cut a whopping 25 million gold pieces from funding. But what will Heroic 16 do? It will give new gold pieces to sidekick projects and training schools that Powerticians can't touch. So vote heroic 16!

h god. Here comes that ad Ninjini made against my re-election as magic leader.

Tv:
Upgrades. Why are you paying more at the store? The problem? Spyro. SPYRO closed off the lava lakes railways, and gave over 10 million of OUR tax treasure to the legendary project, which disappointed. Who do you want to run YOUR magic element? The reason you pay more at persephone's store? Or a new candidate with a new spin on things? Vote Ninjini 2012.

uch.
:I know, right?
:Let's go get some fresh air guys.

More coming soon.

(Prism Break and Bash are fighting in the lounge with a bunch of Skylanders around them)
: I'm charging meh laser!
(Bash hits PB with his tail, sending him into the wall)
: I win!
: Oh, look at my bashy! So strong!
(All except for and leave)
: K.O! Bash wins!
: She just........ broke my heart.
: HA! That's funny! Prism Break's heart broke!
(Cynder drop kicks Spyro out the window)
: Maybe next time PB.
(Cynder walks away leaving PB all alone)
: (sniffle) I guess I can see if that rock in the ruins wants to date me.

^

Lolz.


MOAR SKYLECTIONS

Meanwhile at Wrecking Ball's house...
: Hey guys!
:Hey! My ad should be playing.... NOW.
**
Tv:
**Stealth Elf:**"I do the laundry. I pay the bills. I make sure my kids are fed and rested and healthy."
Voiceover:**"Moms like Stealth Elf would be stretched even more under Ninjini. To fund her tax cuts for millionaires Ninjini could take away middle class deductions for **sidecare, lair mortgages and college tuition."

Stealth Elf:**"Ninjini—she's so focused on big business and tax cuts for the wealthy. It seems like her answers to middle class Skylands are just: 'Tough Luck.'"

We need more. NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

SKYALNDERS. POLITICS. THE BEST COMBINATION EVAR.

:That's how you win em' over.

(Fright Rider runs in, panicked)
:GUYS! Chop Chop's in trouble! Ghost Roaster created what could be the worst idea ever... CHOPCHOPVILE!
a Flash?
:Yeah, Wha?
:Go to GR's website.
(Spyro and Wrecking Ball discover the Internet.)
:*sniffle* I-I did'nt know the fans hated me so much... *sniffle*

Skylanders, Politics, Internet, Oh My!

More...

:WB! We need to find... I just clicked the link....
3 hours of wtfery later...

:WHAT WAS THAT?
:Mommy....Mommy...
:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!**
:We gotta go help ....

Quote: awesomerockets

(Eruptor and Trigger Happy walk into Wal-Mart)
: Here are the oven mitts i've been wanting!
(They walk up to checkout)
: I'd like these oven mitts please!
Checkout Guy: That'll be $25.00 please.
( digs in pocket and takes out $20)
: Oh no! I only have $20!
: Don't worry, I got it!
( holds up gun and shoots coin in the guys face, knocking him over)
:.......
:.........
: I think you killed him......
( Ghost Roaster walks up)
: Don't worry! I'll take him to the underworld!

I Lol ed at all the ones like this. I want even more!

(All the Skylanders are sitting in the ruins at 7:00 PM for a talent show)
Eon: Ok, now for our first act, Hex singing, uh, I'm Hexy and I Know it?(walks off stage)
(Hex walks out)
(A creepy beat starts playing)
I'm Hexy and I know it! Dude, look at these skulls! Dude look at these skulls! Dude, look at these skulls! I see dead people!
Everyone: D:
When I walk in the underworld all I see, is all the skeletons looking back at me! I got a passion for my orbs and I'm not afraid to show it! Show it! Show it! I'm Hexy and I know it!
(Music ends)
Thank you everyone!
Oh my gawd!
Eon: Okay, next up is Sonic Boom singing We Are Family!
( walks on stage with 5 babies)
We are family! I got all my baby griffins with me!
( screeches and breaks her mic then walks off stage)
Eon: Next up is Fright Rider with his ventriloquist act!
( walks on stage while still riding Fright)
Hey Fright, how ya doin!
Kaaaaaaaaaw!
Okay, want to drink some milk?
(nods)
Okay! Here goes!
(Takes out milk and pours it in Frights mouth)
But, doesn't that mean...
(All the milk falls through Frights stomach)
...........................
Kaaaaaaaaaaw!
Thank you everybody!
(Walks off stage)
What the?
Eon: Next is Chop Chop with some stand-up comedy!
( walks on stage)
What do you call a fat Skylander?
All:.................
Zook!
(Everybody starts laughing)
I knew I only should have had one donut this morning!
(Starts to cry)
I'm gonna go have another one!
(Leaves)
Who's old, smelly, and covered in hair?
All:..................
Lightning Rod!
(Everybody starts laughing)

(Covers his armpits)
Thank you! Thank you! Now what's the deal with airplane food?
(Walks off stage as everybody laughs)
Eon: Uuh, now here's Slam Bam who's gonna make an ice sculpture for us!
( walks on stage)
Here goes!
(Uses his secondary move and an ice sculpture appears on stage)
All:................
Thank you!
(Walks off stage)
Eon: Ah, yeah. Now for a brief intermission!

TO BE CONTINUED.................................

Lol Hex was hilarious.

MUST HAVE MOAR

(The talent show continues)
Eon: Okay, next up is Stump Smash, reading poetry!
( walks on stage)
Here is a poem I wrote myself.
HERE we go.
Shhhh!
*clears throat* I was once a peaceful tree, with many tree-like dreams
What the heck?
With a tree family, with mouths to feed.
Oh my gawd
Even though none of us moved, we we all determined, to have our abilitys proved.
Wat?
But the day our roots were dug up by trolls, I said goodbye to my family, and my sisters delicious egg rolls.
Look who's fat now.
Know I is up with meh Skylanders, excuse by bad grammer, but I can beat trolls, and tell them to drop the hammer.
( walks off stage)
Eon: Now up next is Shroomboom................ rapping?
( walks out in a sideways cap that says "MC Spore" on the top, sunglasses and a gold chain necklace)
Check out who up in the place it's MC spore, so you better watch out cause I'm a Lightcore, I see yo satisfied so stand up for more, while I spit out rhymes along with a beat or four!
All: D:
Oh my gawd
You can jump up outta yo seats, nod yo head if you like, while I spit some Shroomboom epicness into da mic!
(Tree Rex reaches into the stage and grabs and throws him into the ocean)
Ug, glad that's over! Well I might as well do my act.
(He picks up a rock and throws it into the ocean, hitting who was swimming to shore)
Ta da!
All:.............................
Oh my gawd
Haters gonna hate!
(Walks away)
Eon: Okay, now for our NEXT intermission!

TO BE CONTINUED...................................

/\ Awesome sauce.We need more

(The talent show continues)
Eon: Our next act is Eye-Brawl, having a staring contest with Flameslinger!
(They walk on stage and sit across from each other and starts)
O_O
-_-
What da sheep?
Oh my gawd
O_O
-_-

(Two hours later)

O_O
-_-
BOOOOOOOOOOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!
(Throws dynamite and they fly into the ocean)
Eon: For our next act, Ghost Roaster telling a ghost story!
(GhoRo walks on stage)
Once upon a time, there were three little piggies!
Say whaaaaaa?
There was also a big bad wolf!
Oh my gawd

(Two Hours Later)
THEN the piggy ate the banana and sat on his alarm clock, giving it discomfort, the end!
Eon: Next is Flashwing showing how pretty she is.
(Flashwing walks on stage)
I am beautiful!
(She strikes multiple poses)
Oh my gawd!
Oh my ga.... hey wait!
Look at how my wings sparkle!
(Bash walks on stage)
Ahh what are you doing?
Awwwww! They look so cute together!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
:D Ok!
(Bash kisses Flashwing)
..........................
Flaswing, will you be my girlfriend?
............................
(She blasts him in the face with a crystal and sends him flying into the ocean)
>:( Hey! I wanted to see a satisfying kiss!
(Throws Spyro and Cynder on stage)
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! kiss!
(Spyro and Cynder kiss)
HOORAY! SATISFACTION!
Cynder: Ow! You burnt my tongue!
Eon: GET OFF DA STAGE WITH YO LITTLE SELVES!
(They get off the stage)
Eon: Ok, the winner of the talent show is......... Hex!
OOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOO!
All: D:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
All: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh
It true! I really am hexy!
(Hex kisses Eon)
Eon: :O
:)
Eon: :O
:D
Eon: >:(
(Eon kicks Hex in the stomach)
Eon: Oh yeah, who's bad!
(Eon runs away with the trophy)
Nobody got the hint that I wanted to kiss somebody.....
(Chill smiles at Trigger Happy)
Not from you, from her!
(Points to Sprocket and runs up to her)
KISS ME SPROCKET!
Ok!
(Sprocket kisses her wrench)
Here you go
(Sprocket beats up Trigger Happy with her wrench)
Awww. I fail!

^
GREAT SHOW


MOAR SKYLECTIONS

:But here's the ad for slam bam...

Tv:
Slam Bam was behind the Weapon master scandal. He was the one who triggered the bill rise. He causes problems, you get the bill. I'm zap, and I approve this message.

:My vote's for zap!
:Yeah, mine too!
:this "ChopChopVille" Is messed up!
:Let's go straight to Ghost Roaster and fix this mess!
:GILL! Do you REALLY hate your life that badly? SNAP OUT OF IT!
(Spyro Slaps Gill Grunt)
:Yeah, he's got knights, archers, and tons of enemies that will attack us!
:Well, if we can make more money than Angry Birds, then we can stop CHOPCHOPVILLE!
(Shroomboom walks in)

It looks like Jet-Vac is practicing his Sonic Rainboom. Lol.

MOAR

:What up landers?
: Gill's gonna throw his life away!
:NO! We're gonna go comfront Ghost Roaster!
:WHAT? GILL GRUNT! YOU'RE SCREWED!
:Gill, are you REALLY going to waste your life like that?
:YES! And you're ALL coming with me!
: WHAT?
:That's right! We're gonna stop !

:Well I want to grab some stuff from Zook first...
:Good Idea!
:we should have a giant!
:SOMETHING THAT ISN'T POLITICS! (Points to tv)

Tv:
Leg-Legendary Jet-Vac! *quack quack quack!* He's a TRU exclusive! *quack quack quack!*

:Let's get Hot Head and Zook and get Going.

im laughing out of control

omi, "I'm box."
best character eva.

______

MOAR


At Zook's house...

a Zook loves his drama, man!
(Spyro walks in)
:um.... We need your help....man?
:WHY DIDN'T YA SAY SO?
:WAIT, WHAT?
Tv:
Voiceover: Kaos. Glumshanks. Criminals. Kings of Greed. But who towered over them?
:It's Me, Jetty Momo!
VoiceOver: Ninjini knows it's not Bob street to worry about, it's RUS Street.
:I'm planning on cutting funds to SBS....
:I like Jetty Momo!
VoiceOver: I'm planning on cutting funds to SBS...
That means jetty Momo.

:Yeah, it's a work in progress.
AT'S ****ED UP, MAN!

........

meeting:

so here are noobies coming soon whats your thoughts
i think some characters are under developed
why are there so many variants
well unfortionetly there here
hey guys
oh no
well its good to be here
this what im talking about
what are you saying
your under developed
spocket uses mini-tank] pew pew pew
well never mind
oh no
well this company going down in the marketing anyway

Quote: ZapNorris

MOAR


At Zook's house...

a Zook loves his drama, man!
(Spyro walks in)
:um.... We need your help....man?
:WHY DIDN'T YA SAY SO?
:WAIT, WHAT?
Tv:
Voiceover: Kaos. Glumshanks. Criminals. Kings of Greed. But who towered over them?
:It's Me, Jetty Momo!
VoiceOver: Ninjini knows it's not Bob street to worry about, it's RUS Street.
:I'm planning on cutting funds to SBS....
:I like Jetty Momo!
VoiceOver: I'm planning on cutting funds to SBS...
That means jetty Momo.

:Yeah, it's a work in progress.
AT'S ****ED UP, MAN!

MAKE MOAR

- Hey, Master Eon, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Eon - No, I don't believe so. Where?
- Cartoon Network, see!
http://images.wikia.com/thereg...s/f/fd/Gbf.jpeg
Eon - ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! THIS IS LAWSUIT TIME!
- Don't you have all magical powers? Why not threaten them? And you don't even have arms to open a suitcase!
Eon - I am just epic like that...
http://i.imgur.com/6feXh.jpg

(Thanks to the all powerful Kappatar creator for the pic!)

MOAR

:IT'S COLD!
:Should have bought a sweater man.....
:So, who knows who's winning in the polls?
: (pulls out phone) Well, in the life, Camo has 110 while Tree Rex has 189!
: Tech?
: Triggs has 67 and Bouncer has 100
(Terrafin pops out of nowhere)
:Hi!
: in earth, crusher has 160 and granite crusher has 190
:Water?
: Chill's leading by a landslide!

in that one similarities video

The first dark spyro similarity is kind've a DUH factor, Especially when that's what they meant to do. lul

For MLP fans

these jokes suck there is only one true joke!

chick norris

My own:
(Ninjini, Flashwing, Spyro, and Eruptor are sitting on top of a mountain)

: Wow, it sure is cold up here.
: Yeah, Eruptor could you barf on us too heat us up?
: Umm.... But guys, it will hurt.
: *shouting* GIVE IT TOO ME, NOW!!!!
*spyro walks in*
: Ummmmm........
: Its not what it looks like, we just want too be barfed on.
: Uhhhhh..... Okay then. *Slowly walks away*
: I bet this is eye brawls fault.

Consider this bumping, but here's a thing I made:

(Ignitor and Dark Spyro are in Rumbletown)

: (slashing away at enemies) Slash and burn bi-

(Dark Spyro throws a conveniently placed rock at Ignitor before he could complete his sentence)

: (armor rings) OW! What was that for?!?

: You were about to say a swear word!

: So what?

: Don't you realize little kids might be watching!?

: Oh yeah. forgot about that. I guess I was a little excited there.

: Alright. let's just move on and rescue that hermit.

Quote: matthewgerber

I sometimes come across Skylanders things that I find funny. Use this topic to post your funny pictures, jokes, links, etc. too!



“Skylanders of the cat element are stronger here”

http://instagr.am/p/MWTKEcGy-O/

Great. Now I need to get a cat element Skylander. (jk, guys, jk. kitty's cute though.)

P.s. consider this bumping as well.

i got one like awsomerockets

initer and spyro are on the beach

spyro: do you like the beach
ininter: i want a hamburger
spyro: okay so you want a ham
ininter: i want a hamburger
spyro i know you want a ham
ininter: i want a hamburger
Flyyn: do you want to go to this area
spyro: no i want to
ininter: i want a hamburger
spyro: can't you say anything else
ininter: i want frys
spyro: AGGGGGGGGGGGG
flyyn: so that's a no
Spyro: GAHHHHHHHHH

Rainbow bash.....slimeflipper anyone?

Quote: ZapNorris

MOAR

:IT'S COLD!
:Should have bought a sweater man.....
:So, who knows who's winning in the polls?
: (pulls out phone) Well, in the life, Camo has 110 while Tree Rex has 189!
: Tech?
: Triggs has 67 and Bouncer has 100
(Terrafin pops out of nowhere)
:Hi!
: in earth, crusher has 160 and granite crusher has 190
:Water?
: Chill's leading by a landslide!

MOARR

ok i will try another one
Flash Wing walks on the stage
Flash wing: ok today we will have a copition to see who can make the funniesest jokes
Everyone:
Flash wing: first up is Ninginy
Ninginy: what do you call a person in a bottle ninginy. get it because i live in a bottle
only one person laughed
Spyro: thats a good one lol
ninginy: thank you thank you
Flash wing: ok next up is stump smash
Stump smash walks up
Stump smash: What do you call a tree with a face stump smash
nobody laughed
flash wing: now lets try something with out your name in it
Back stage sky landers:
flash wing: ok lets try some more bash, zap, and zook come on stage
Bash: wow what a nice day
zap yeah it is
bash lets sit on lava
zap ok
zook runs to them
zook: why are you in lava
Zap: because it feels good
Bash: it hurts
zook : then get off it
they bow
everyone starts laughing
Flash wing: last up is cinder
cinder comes on stage
cinder does a dance
spyro loled so hard
the others just did a chuckle
Flash wing: pulls out card and the winner is Bash, Zook, and Zap
Bash, Zook, and Zap
flash wing gives each person who tried silver meadles and gives the winners a trophie

WHY DID I DO DIS? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY??