darkSpyro

They canceled the show here long ago... ;__;

Still. The good shows always get canceled here for no reason...

No. Here they get replaced with stupid Mexican "real love" stories.

Kids don't know what the classics were... In fact, I've made a poem...

Ode to my Childhood Cartoons

Remember the days?
The days when the cartoon world was actually entertaining?
When they actually made you laugh and enjoy every second of it?
Remember when you would hear the intro to your classic favorites and rush to the television?
Remember when you heard the name Dexter, you thought of the pint-sized genius kid, instead of the psycho thriller show?
Remember when the Powerpuff Girls were considered not to be too violent for kids?
And who could forget the hilarious and anatomically confusing CatDog?
Remember when you wondered what Timmy was going to wish for today?
Or what villain Scooby-Doo was going to run into tonight?
Remember when Courage the Cowardly Dog wasn't too disturbing?
Or when you heard the term Football Head, you thought of Arnold, instead of Stewie?
Or even when you wondered how much trouble could Ed, Edd, and Eddy possibly get into?
Sadly these shows have had their time, their glory, their fame...
Their originality cannot be found anymore.
Now they have been replaced by truly discriminating cartoons, ones that make the last generation's cartoons cringe in pain.
Today's kids do not know how amazing our childhood's cartoons were.
Sadly, they believe today's shows are amazing.
It's truly a depressing thing to see...
Remember the days?...

Our sheer existence has always been a mystery!! No man can truly figure us out, and no man probably ever will! Mwahahaha!!! > It feels good to be mysterious... x3

Here. It's classic Spyro.

Reveal Spoiler

He trotted along the dark paths of the Artisan home world, the fresh night air filling his lungs as he passed every land mark and portal. The medal he wore bounced with each step he took; this was the reward Spyro had gotten for saving the world so many times. Spyro wasn’t here to talk with anybody. Not that the other dragons would be up at this time of night anyhow. Spyro was going to the outskirts of the village. He was going to visit an old friend. He thought about their previous adventures together. He smiled. Spyro remembered his friend’s old sarcastic remarks. He laughed.
Spyro reached his destination, a hill. On which sat an old oak tree that would always seem to have the moon rise just over it. Under this oak tree there was an isolated, large rock. Spyro sat down and just stared. After a while, He bent his head down and the amulet slid off.
“This really belongs to you,” Spyro said. He closed his eyes and he could have sworn he heard his friends buzzing voice.
“You purple plutz, you’re the real hero! Not me!”
“If you hadn’t have helped….I don’t know where I’d be.” Spyro said out loud. He knew the voice was in head. He couldn’t help it.
Spyro picked the medal up gently in his teeth and slid it onto the rock.
“Thank you, Sparx. I miss ya’, buddy.” A star shot past him over head. Spyro smiled.
“That was from you, wasn’t it?” He asked the stone.
Spyro sat for a few more moments in silence, just smiling.
Spyro sighed.
“Good-bye.” He whispered. He turned around and trotted towards home, leaving the stone isolated once more.

@miniquiny: Pyro's username in your sig is spelled wrong.

I can imagine that. You go inside the Activision HQ, blow it up and go home with lots of cash, Skylanders and other goodies. XD (No offence, Activision!)
We should make August the British accent month. To Idle Chatter!! XD