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Heirumaru2286 Gold Sparx

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#1 Posted: 16:32:45 30/03/2012 | Topic Creator

I mean, c'mon... His channeler path makes him the Skylander version of C.N.

Know why he's wearing the Tiki mask? 'cuz one look from him, and he'll cause global warming

Double Trouble doesn't find keys. Keys find him

Double Trouble took everything Voodood was, and then found Voodood's epicness, and snapped its neck, took some steroids, bench-pressed two push turtles, drunk a golden challace full of Red Bull, and Lv'd up to 1000, just as soon as he was placed on a portal of power

(Got anymore Double Norris jokes, post 'em here!)

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Ellioy Green Sparx Gems: 469	#2 Posted: 17:21:11 30/03/2012 Double norris can survive any thing but water, blenders and crushing him. If you go all Stealth Norris on. then Double Norris blinks and stealth Norris dies and explodes --- AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

D-Rex Blue Sparx Gems: 815	#3 Posted: 18:21:46 30/03/2012 Quote: Ellioy Stealth Norris Stealth Elf WISHES she could be anywhere near the level of Double Norris ---

exosquad Gold Sparx Gems: 2667	#4 Posted: 18:32:59 30/03/2012 Double Norris can walk on water with his soul gem, because water is terrified of upsetting double norris with dampness --- I am going to have 1 of everything. someday...

Deandria Green Sparx Gems: 304	#5 Posted: 18:35:21 30/03/2012 Pfft! Chuck Norris WISHES he was as good as Double Trouble. --- Own: Really Want:

voodude Blue Sparx Gems: 715	#6 Posted: 18:49:27 30/03/2012 really. double trouble sings the ride of valkyries, chuck norris don't. --- ITALIA avatar made by TheSpyrofan12

spyroflame0487 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3866	#7 Posted: 19:13:22 30/03/2012 That feel when Chuck Norris jokes today are basically the equivalent of your grandma sending you a Rickroll, but then you get your head smashed with a telephone. :T --- Why did Uncle Peter have an interdimentional portal in his attic? Spyro's entire collection! [Updated June 28th 15]

Deandria Green Sparx

Gems: 304

#8 Posted: 19:21:43 30/03/2012

Quote: voodude

really. double trouble sings the ride of valkyries, chuck norris don't.

^This

Quote: spyroflame0487

That feel when Chuck Norris jokes today are basically the equivalent of your grandma sending you a Rickroll, but then you get your head smashed with a telephone.

:T

And this^.

Seriously... Chuck Norris is a really old man... all these "jokes" are just a meme-gone-too-far.

I don't wish him harm but when he dies I'll be relieved that the jokes will be over. Well... I hope it will be over when he dies...

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chaosworrier Yellow Sparx Gems: 1555	#9 Posted: 22:28:51 30/03/2012 Chuck Norris is a wimpy girly-ma... <SMASH!> No, please don't hurt m... <squish splat> /end of transmission --- Soylent Green is People! Definitive Doom Spreadsheet...of Doom: https://www.dropbox.com/s/7oq1...ers%20List.xlsm

Landerfan2012 Gold Sparx Gems: 2048	#10 Posted: 01:18:24 31/03/2012 CHAOSWORRIER!!!! ARE YOU OKAY?!?! I HOPE CHUCK NORRIS DIDN'T (smack) OH NO!!!! DON'T HURT ME!!! (bone crushing noise) tell that girl that I like that I love her.... --- 131/174 Trap team and Gearshift on reservation

Tashiji Yellow Sparx Gems: 1453	#11 Posted: 08:03:22 31/03/2012 Then does that make Drobot Bruce Lee?

voodude Blue Sparx Gems: 715	#12 Posted: 11:07:33 31/03/2012 probably. drobot is "masked" too --- ITALIA avatar made by TheSpyrofan12
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arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362	#13 Posted: 11:55:53 31/03/2012 Double Norris is so Norrisy that Norris is- I don't even know any more.

noco99 Blue Sparx Gems: 787	#14 Posted: 22:26:59 11/07/2012 And does that make Terrafin Mr. T wearing a shark out fit? --- How is Fun Size candy more fun than regular candy if it's less candy? Write in my Gb or Pm me if you like Minecraft!
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8325	#15 Posted: 22:34:54 11/07/2012 And does that make you^ a topic bumper? It does.

ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx

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#16 Posted: 22:44:51 11/07/2012

Quote: Deandria

Quote: voodude
really. double trouble sings the ride of valkyries, chuck norris don't.

^This

Quote: spyroflame0487
That feel when Chuck Norris jokes today are basically the equivalent of your grandma sending you a Rickroll, but then you get your head smashed with a telephone.

:T

And this^.

Seriously... Chuck Norris is a really old man... all these "jokes" are just a meme-gone-too-far.

I don't wish him harm but when he dies I'll be relieved that the jokes will be over. Well... I hope it will be over when he dies...

^This!! I never understood how Norris got so popular, anyway.

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noco99 Blue Sparx

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#17 Posted: 00:29:46 12/07/2012

I could have said somthing like "PIZZA!!!". My post was on topic.

Quote: dark52

Don't bump topics.

Topics on this forum do not purge so feel free to post in older topics as long as you have something worth saying; so feel free to post in older topics as long as you have something worth saying; if your post is merely there to bring the topic to the top of the list and you have nothing useful to add to the topic,

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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109	#18 Posted: 00:40:55 12/07/2012 Google Double Trouble, you get nothing. THAT'S HOW AWESOME HE IS But.... Double Trouble walks on water, but ZAP walks on Double Trouble like he's a Welcome Mat.

noco99 Blue Sparx

Gems: 787

#19 Posted: 00:44:06 12/07/2012

Quote:

Double Trouble walks on water, but ZAP walks on Double Trouble like he's a Welcome Mat.

RUN from your

figure if you can't destroy it with anything, HE WILL KILL YOU. PM me tommorow if your still alive. Please, he might come for me next. If your still alive, we can protect others from his wrath. If you can get away, HIDE. He can fly, walk on water, even make clones of himself. I just saw mine staring at me with glowing red eyes, I gotta go.

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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8325

#20 Posted: 01:19:32 12/07/2012

Quote: noco99

I could have said somthing like "PIZZA!!!". My post was on topic.

Quote: dark52
Don't bump topics.

Topics on this forum do not purge so feel free to post in older topics as long as you have something worth saying; so feel free to post in older topics as long as you have something worth saying; if your post is merely there to bring the topic to the top of the list and you have nothing useful to add to the topic,

I never said you were breaking the rules, I was just acknowledging the fact that you had bumped the topic. Either way it's still frowned upon.

ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109

#21 Posted: 03:16:47 12/07/2012

Too bad double trouble has never cried.
His tears cure the weapon master glitch.

Every night, Kaos' Chop Chop minion checks his closet for Double Trouble.

Darklight Crypt ghosts sit by the Campfire telling Double Trouble Stories

Double Trouble can beat anyone in a game of connect 4 in 3 moves. And lock puzzle.

There is a reason Wham-Shell is hard to find. He's hiding from Double Trouble.

But still..

Zap has already been in Giants, That's why Tree Rex got Nerfed.

Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401

#22 Posted: 04:31:31 12/07/2012

Quote: spyro and sonic

Quote: noco99
I could have said somthing like "PIZZA!!!". My post was on topic.

Quote: dark52
Don't bump topics.

Topics on this forum do not purge so feel free to post in older topics as long as you have something worth saying; so feel free to post in older topics as long as you have something worth saying; if your post is merely there to bring the topic to the top of the list and you have nothing useful to add to the topic,

I never said you were breaking the rules, I was just acknowledging the fact that you had bumped the topic. Either way it's still frowned upon.

Really...

noco99 Blue Sparx Gems: 787	#23 Posted: 19:37:08 14/07/2012 Double Norris is the reason the Chinese Dragon Skylander was never released. --- How is Fun Size candy more fun than regular candy if it's less candy? Write in my Gb or Pm me if you like Minecraft!

pigman50 Green Sparx Gems: 294	#24 Posted: 08:52:26 30/07/2012 Imitating Double Norris could result in a fatality. The reason that the doubles explode shortly after creation is to avoid the wrath of Double Norris. --- AoSTH quote of the week: Quote: Sonic (At Robotnik) Well this is a switch! A whale carrying a harpoon!

Guy Blue Sparx Gems: 551	#25 Posted: 12:44:06 30/07/2012 Double Norris is way more powerful than stealth elf.I have to admit that. --- Green is not a creative color

LunarDistortion Ripto Gems: 3606	#26 Posted: 20:37:43 30/07/2012 Ever hear of Cyclops Slime? No? He was the only skylander brave enough to punch Double Norris. R.I.P Cyclops Slime

noco99 Blue Sparx Gems: 787	#27 Posted: 00:16:08 31/07/2012 ^What is that?!? --- How is Fun Size candy more fun than regular candy if it's less candy? Write in my Gb or Pm me if you like Minecraft!

LunarDistortion Ripto Gems: 3606	#28 Posted: 01:00:07 31/07/2012 Quote: LunarDistortion Ever hear of Cyclops Slime? No? He was the only skylander brave enough to punch Double Norris. R.I.P Cyclops Slime Quote: noco99 ^What is that?!? That is Cyclops Slime,a prototype skylander that was replaced by

Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401	#29 Posted: 03:05:13 31/07/2012 Of he is, why's he so bad on 3DS?

dragonmk Blue Sparx Gems: 761	#30 Posted: 06:24:38 31/07/2012 Quote: Nibelilt Of he is, why's he so bad on 3DS? cuz when he goes into the 3ds he has to go through the walk of shame through Bruce lee betterness --- I havent updated since I don't particularly care but I have gotten all the skylanders except varients only ones are glow Warnado and WERDS

Nibelilt Ripto Gems: 401	#31 Posted: 06:27:09 31/07/2012 Dohoho, but he's meant to be immune to it. Quote: Blaine Ha! Hope you have BURN HEAL!

ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109	#32 Posted: 22:33:00 04/08/2012 Quote: LunarDistortion Ever hear of Cyclops Slime? No? He was the only skylander brave enough to punch Double Norris. R.I.P Cyclops Slime No, he was the only Skylander dumb enough to poke me with a stick.

Skybagel Gold Sparx

Gems: 2092

#33 Posted: 22:38:16 04/08/2012

Quote: Nibelilt

Quote: spyro and sonic
Quote: noco99
I could have said somthing like "PIZZA!!!". My post was on topic.

I never said you were breaking the rules, I was just acknowledging the fact that you had bumped the topic. Either way it's still frowned upon.

Really...

Hahahahaha Omg ^ this!

He wasn't bumping the topic at all! Just because the topic is older means you can never post on it? Even if you have something decent to say? Right...

And also, don't be so rude to him next time, spyro and sonic.

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