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#51 Posted: 22:00:22 24/02/2012
Actually he can't fly, he can only glide. And when he does fly in Los, he only tends to go a few feet off the ground smilie smilie
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#52 Posted: 19:03:14 25/02/2012
Quote: Equator
Actually he can't fly, he can only glide. And when he does fly in Los, he only tends to go a few feet off the ground smilie smilie


I still think there's no point in Spyro saving up his gems for flying lessons. He usually can only fly in flights/speedways.
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#53 Posted: 21:03:08 25/02/2012
Quote: Mariofanstar
Quote: Equator
Actually he can't fly, he can only glide. And when he does fly in Los, he only tends to go a few feet off the ground smilie smilie


I still think there's no point in Spyro saving up his gems for flying lessons. He usually can only fly in flights/speedways.



It's only a game, since when do they begin to have logic?
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#54 Posted: 19:03:47 26/02/2012
Quote: SuperSpyroFan
Quote: Mariofanstar
Quote: Equator
Actually he can't fly, he can only glide. And when he does fly in Los, he only tends to go a few feet off the ground smilie smilie


I still think there's no point in Spyro saving up his gems for flying lessons. He usually can only fly in flights/speedways.



It's only a game, since when do they begin to have logic?


I dunno. That game makes me think sometimes.
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#55 Posted: 19:41:35 26/02/2012
smilie Thanks for freeing me

Why is that funny? Because he says that if you beat the sorceress without freeing him smilie
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#56 Posted: 20:10:23 26/02/2012
Quote: TheSpyrofan12
smilie Thanks for freeing me

Why is that funny? Because he says that if you beat the sorceress without freeing him smilie


When smilie spoke in the cutscene, "The Dancing Bear", I never understood him 'cause he talks too fast.
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#57 Posted: 20:10:55 26/02/2012
^Same
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#58 Posted: 23:13:18 26/02/2012
Can't remember it, but i'm replaying the game and i'm almost there (i'm at the fireworks factory), so i'll comment on my err... understandability of his speech?
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#59 Posted: 00:32:56 27/02/2012
Heh, that game is pretty humorous... smilie

This is Spyro's quote around the end of the game:
"Oh, no! Oh, no, no, no, no!"

That's when Sheila tells him that she wasn't allowed to tell Spyro where Hunter was, I believe.
I keep saying that now, lol... smilie
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#60 Posted: 18:06:10 27/02/2012
Quote: xSpringWeatherx
Heh, that game is pretty humorous... smilie

This is Spyro's quote around the end of the game:
"Oh, no! Oh, no, no, no, no!"

That's when Sheila tells him that she wasn't allowed to tell Spyro where Hunter was, I believe.
I keep saying that now, lol... smilie


I think that happened in the cutscene, "A Billy In The Wall", or something like that. I suppose Spyro thought that Hunter is in trouble again or got himself captured.
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#61 Posted: 19:45:26 27/02/2012
smilie Did you say Hunter? I saw him go off with...
smilie Ahem, Agent 9, is that a rhynoc over there?
smilie a rhynoc? where where?
smilie Don't worry Spyro, I'm sure Hunter's in good hands.
smilie *hits professor*
smilie I mean, I'm sure Hunter will turn up soon.
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#62 Posted: 10:34:11 28/02/2012
Quote: TheSpyrofan12
smilie Did you say Hunter? I saw him go off with...
smilie Ahem, Agent 9, is that a rhynoc over there?
smilie a rhynoc? where where?
smilie Don't worry Spyro, I'm sure Hunter's in good hands.
smilie *hits professor*
smilie I mean, I'm sure Hunter will turn up soon.


I always laugh whenever Elora kicks the Professor to prevent him from blurting out Hunter and Bianca's whereabouts. smilie
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#63 Posted: 23:24:42 18/03/2012
smilie ooooohhhhh, look out, Hunter, it's the scary sorceress.
smilie I've warned you already, this place isn't safe for small dragons and...pussy cats.
smilie Thanks, but I think we can look after ourselves.
smilie Try looking after this! (Zaps at Spyro but misses and hits Hunter)
smilie (flames Bianca so she runs off) Ha Ha! come back when you finish witch school OK?
smilie (gets up) say, is it just me...or is she kinda cute when she's angry?
smilie (shakes head)
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#64 Posted: 17:59:54 23/05/2012
"i wont be needing any more of your gems, spyro! dont look so surprised..."

"pant....pant.....drat! pant...pant....drat drat drat drat drat drat drat drat! phew! i never knew dragons were so fast!"
well, fat ass, now you know smilie
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#65 Posted: 13:06:24 24/05/2012
Quote: ilovespyro11
"i wont be needing any more of your gems, spyro! dont look so surprised..."

"pant....pant.....drat! pant...pant....drat drat drat drat drat drat drat drat! phew! i never knew dragons were so fast!"
well, fat ass, now you know smilie


I always lol'd so hard whenever I do this part! smilie
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#66 Posted: 15:25:46 24/05/2012
i found out earlier that when you dont have enough money in midday gardens to pay for sgt byrd, moneybags says:

"Get away from me, dragon, you don't have any money! Come back when you find some gems!"
Then when you pay up, he's like,
"Ahh, my good friend Spyro!"
LOL he and hunter are the funniest!!!!!!!!
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#67 Posted: 12:08:02 25/05/2012
Quote: ilovespyro11
i found out earlier that when you dont have enough money in midday gardens to pay for sgt byrd, moneybags says:

"Get away from me, dragon, you don't have any money! Come back when you find some gems!"
Then when you pay up, he's like,
"Ahh, my good friend Spyro!"
LOL he and hunter are the funniest!!!!!!!!


I didn't know Moneybags says that.
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#68 Posted: 06:33:08 09/06/2012
Pretty much everything that comes out of Agent 9's mouth.
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#69 Posted: 16:32:19 09/06/2012
"Hey you're in the way. Move it!" - Bartholomew.

He says that if you block his way in Bentley's Outpost. It's worth a laugh, though. smilie
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#70 Posted: 11:15:40 10/06/2012
he does if you walk up to him without the gems he wants
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#71 Posted: 12:08:08 10/06/2012
Quote: ilovespyro11
he does if you walk up to him without the gems he wants


You don't even make sense with this message. smilie *facepalms*
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#72 Posted: 12:25:51 10/06/2012
OK. Moneybags says "Get away from me, dragon, you've got no money! Come back when you've found some more gems" in Midday Gardens if you go to him while he's still got sgt.byrd when you havent got the right amount of gems!!! get me now?
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#73 Posted: 12:27:38 10/06/2012
Quote: ilovespyro11
OK. Moneybags says "Get away from me, dragon, you've got no money! Come back when you've found some more gems" in Midday Gardens if you go to him while he's still got sgt.byrd when you havent got the right amount of gems!!! get me now?


Not at all. I was talking about Bartholomew, not Moneybags. smilie *facepalms*
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#74 Posted: 19:57:04 27/06/2012
^ we were talking about Moneybags earlier
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#75 Posted: 20:50:52 27/06/2012
Quote: ilovespyro11
^ we were talking about Moneybags earlier


No, we weren't.
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#76 Posted: 16:33:01 28/06/2012
Yeah we were smilie anyway lets stop now
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#77 Posted: 20:10:28 28/06/2012
Quote: ilovespyro11
Yeah we were smilie anyway lets stop now


I still don't agree with you whatsoever. smilie
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#78 Posted: 20:13:52 28/06/2012
Quote: Mariofanstar
Quote: ilovespyro11
i found out earlier that when you dont have enough money in midday gardens to pay for sgt byrd, moneybags says:

"Get away from me, dragon, you don't have any money! Come back when you find some gems!"
Then when you pay up, he's like,
"Ahh, my good friend Spyro!"
LOL he and hunter are the funniest!!!!!!!!


I didn't know Moneybags says that.


Get me now?
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#79 Posted: 20:22:16 28/06/2012
Quote: ilovespyro11
Quote: Mariofanstar
Quote: ilovespyro11
i found out earlier that when you dont have enough money in midday gardens to pay for sgt byrd, moneybags says:

"Get away from me, dragon, you don't have any money! Come back when you find some gems!"
Then when you pay up, he's like,
"Ahh, my good friend Spyro!"
LOL he and hunter are the funniest!!!!!!!!


I didn't know Moneybags says that.


Get me now?


Nope.
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#80 Posted: 20:25:48 28/06/2012
Quote: Mariofanstar
Quote: ilovespyro11
Quote: Mariofanstar


I didn't know Moneybags says that.


Get me now?


Nope.


Okay you know what? I don't care. But I do care if I get banned from this site. So byebye smilie
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#81 Posted: 13:45:22 29/06/2012
Quote: ilovespyro11
Quote: Mariofanstar
Quote: ilovespyro11


Get me now?


Nope.


Okay you know what? I don't care. But I do care if I get banned from this site. So byebye smilie


I'm guessin' you're not gonna say sorry, then.
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#82 Posted: 10:41:38 30/06/2012
Quote: Mariofanstar
Quote: ilovespyro11
Quote: Mariofanstar


Nope.


Okay you know what? I don't care. But I do care if I get banned from this site. So byebye smilie


I'm guessin' you're not gonna say sorry, then.


Actually I am. Sorry for everything smilie
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#83 Posted: 12:43:21 30/06/2012
Quote: ilovespyro11
Quote: Mariofanstar
Quote: ilovespyro11


Okay you know what? I don't care. But I do care if I get banned from this site. So byebye smilie


I'm guessin' you're not gonna say sorry, then.


Actually I am. Sorry for everything smilie


But you're tne one who started the argument. I'm talking about Bartholomew, not Moneybags. *facepalm* Sometimes, I don't know if it's worth talking to you anymore if you don't understand squat. smilie Even though we're talking doesn't mean that we're friends, understand?
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#84 Posted: 15:39:28 30/06/2012
Quote: Mariofanstar
Quote: ilovespyro11
Quote: Mariofanstar


I'm guessin' you're not gonna say sorry, then.


Actually I am. Sorry for everything smilie


But you're tne one who started the argument. I'm talking about Bartholomew, not Moneybags. *facepalm* Sometimes, I don't know if it's worth talking to you anymore if you don't understand squat. smilie Even though we're talking doesn't mean that we're friends, understand?



Excuse me, I just said sorry. Please don't carry this on.

smilie
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#85 Posted: 13:20:27 01/07/2012
Quote: ilovespyro11
Quote: Mariofanstar
Quote: ilovespyro11


Actually I am. Sorry for everything smilie


But you're tne one who started the argument. I'm talking about Bartholomew, not Moneybags. *facepalm* Sometimes, I don't know if it's worth talking to you anymore if you don't understand squat. smilie Even though we're talking doesn't mean that we're friends, understand?



Excuse me, I just said sorry. Please don't carry this on.

smilie


I'm still entitled to my own opinion.
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#86 Posted: 13:37:39 08/07/2012
Quote: Mariofanstar
Quote: ilovespyro11
Quote: Mariofanstar


But you're tne one who started the argument. I'm talking about Bartholomew, not Moneybags. *facepalm* Sometimes, I don't know if it's worth talking to you anymore if you don't understand squat. smilie Even though we're talking doesn't mean that we're friends, understand?



Excuse me, I just said sorry. Please don't carry this on.

smilie


I'm still entitled to my own opinion.



i know that. i just looked through the comments and realized where i went wrong. you're right. sorry again
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#87 Posted: 23:13:03 09/07/2012
Quote: ilovespyro11
Quote: Mariofanstar
Quote: ilovespyro11



Excuse me, I just said sorry. Please don't carry this on.

smilie


I'm still entitled to my own opinion.



i know that. i just looked through the comments and realized where i went wrong. you're right. sorry again


Finally! It's about time that you admitted that I'm right all along! smilie
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#88 Posted: 15:49:45 11/07/2012
smilie I haven't made such easy money since the Sorceress bought that mayonnaise for sunscreen!
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#89 Posted: 11:16:10 12/07/2012
How about this one? Panda: Please would you be so kind as to step aside?

It can happen to any panda in Bamboo Terrace but it's not that easy to try to block their way.
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#90 Posted: 14:17:04 14/07/2012
ohh i found the FUNNIEST quote the other day...but, i forgot it...damn!
and another:
smilie we've hidden them in places you wont find in a thousand years!
are you blind, girl!? THERES TWO EGGS BEHIND YOU! at least there are if you go talk to bianca before getting the eggs, which i do
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#91 Posted: 15:27:53 28/07/2012
Sheila: how many time's did i tell you not to mess with that moose.
Goat1: It was billy's idea oh yea yea hahahaha.
Sheila: Is this true billy.
Billy:mhmhmhmmmmmhhh
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#92 Posted: 07:36:43 20/10/2012
^smilie

"Hey! Why'd you have to scare her off?"
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#93 Posted: 00:06:32 11/12/2012
Quote: Lila-the-dragon
In cloud spires, when you pay money bags. Choices: "Yeah, whatever" and "No way, you doofus" xD gets me ever time



Yeees, the Moneybags options are the best. I wish we could hear Spyro say it - that would add so much more satisfaction.
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#94 Posted: 14:04:11 07/04/2013
I better go check on those billy goats agian last time I left them alone they are all the singles of the roof~Shelia
Well I I... Was saving it for this! (Shoots Moneybags)~Sgt Byrd
You stupied girl!~The Sorceseres (I thought it was funny the way she said it)
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