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chaosworrier Yellow Sparx Gems: 1555
#1 Posted: 03:37:08 20/12/2011 | Topic Creator
Why shouldn't you play poker with a Skylander?

Because they have portals (poor tells).

Boom tish!


This can be the thread for Skylander jokes/puns.
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#2 Posted: 03:41:14 20/12/2011
why does sunburn get f's in school he is a hot head


not very funny
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#3 Posted: 03:44:55 20/12/2011 | Topic Creator
Groan worthy jokes are still jokes, nonetheless!
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#4 Posted: 03:46:01 20/12/2011
got another one why am I mad CAMO CYNDER AND ZOOK ARENT OUT YET


that's funny
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#5 Posted: 03:46:26 20/12/2011
Why is Warnado always in a tizzy?

Because he is an air head. (AIR, as in the element family he's in.)
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#6 Posted: 03:48:24 20/12/2011
How did Ghost Roaster get his flying head ability?

He's secretly part of a darker Pac-man remake.
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#7 Posted: 03:49:37 20/12/2011
Why would Wrecking Ball make a good pet?

Because he takes care of the bug problems.
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#8 Posted: 03:51:10 20/12/2011
why is zook related to drill sergeant they both are nuklyer bomes nikleye wisdome words
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#9 Posted: 03:52:06 20/12/2011
♪Hey there baby baby
You are my Voodood child
My Voodood child♪
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#10 Posted: 03:53:01 20/12/2011
........?
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#11 Posted: 03:53:38 20/12/2011
What's the one thing that makes a Life Sklander the stealthiest in battle?


Camo-flage.
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#12 Posted: 03:55:09 20/12/2011
^LOL.

What Skylander do you use when you need to destroy a building?

Wrecking ball!
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#13 Posted: 03:55:23 20/12/2011
why is cynder so rejected by the skylanders you figure it out skull tatoo and devil horns
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#14 Posted: 03:55:32 20/12/2011
Quote: spyro assasin
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrlhLaNClgw
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#15 Posted: 03:55:58 20/12/2011
What was Lightning Rod's response to Zap's abilities?

It truly was the most shocking display of attacks I've ever seen... (I know, expected. But atleast I tried.)
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#16 Posted: 03:57:53 20/12/2011
Quote: C1nder



not bad
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#17 Posted: 04:00:28 20/12/2011
What do Earth Skylanders call their victory parties?


A Celebratory Bash.
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#18 Posted: 04:02:33 20/12/2011
what does eruptor eat for breakfast mashed peas with chunks of meat or barf recipie
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#19 Posted: 04:02:41 20/12/2011
If Sunburn sat out in the sun too long and got a sunburn, would he still call it a sunburn?

More of a weird thing to think about than a joke smilie
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#20 Posted: 04:04:20 20/12/2011
joke is a joke funny or not chaosworrier wisdome words
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#21 Posted: 04:04:55 20/12/2011
Quote: DantheDragonBoy
What do Earth Skylanders call their victory parties?


A Celebratory Bash.


Ok, That was funny!

What is a catchy song that Tech Skylanders listen to?

"Domo arigato Mr. Droboto"
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#22 Posted: 04:07:26 20/12/2011
What would an Undead Skylander cry out after defeating their foes?


"See you in Hex!"
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#23 Posted: 04:08:18 20/12/2011
why is flameslinger having a hard time catching up his girl friend is the fastest skylander duhh
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#24 Posted: 04:11:19 20/12/2011
Who is a Skylander that gets mad easily like the Hulk?

Stump Smash.
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#25 Posted: 04:12:45 20/12/2011
Quote: Dynomy84
Who is a Skylander that gets mad easily like the Hulk?

Stump Smash.



is it because they are both green?
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#26 Posted: 04:14:38 20/12/2011
What would Magic Skylanders live without?


Voodood dolls.
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#27 Posted: 04:16:51 20/12/2011
why lightning rod so bid his dad is papa smurf you know he's a ballpark resemblance of him well besides the cloud and the muscles and the orange facial hair and hair
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#28 Posted: 04:18:50 20/12/2011
Quote: spyro assasin
Quote: Dynomy84
Who is a Skylander that gets mad easily like the Hulk?

Stump Smash.



is it because they are both green?


Not really. It's the name. Since the Hulk usually screams "HULK SMASH" I had to make that joke. Get it? Stump "Smash?"

What would Whirlwind scream if she was part of a commercial?

"TASTE THE RAINBOW!!"
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#29 Posted: 04:21:36 20/12/2011
Quote: Dynomy84
Quote: spyro assasin
Quote: Dynomy84
Who is a Skylander that gets mad easily like the Hulk?

Stump Smash.



is it because they are both green?


Not really. It's the name. Since the Hulk usually screams "HULK SMASH" I had to make that joke. Get it? Stump "Smash?"

What would Whirlwind scream if she was part of a commercial?

"TASTE THE RAINBOW!!"



oh i'm lmfao over here litterally and why is spyro milked somtimes he looks like a goat with that ibex wrath charge
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#30 Posted: 04:32:18 20/12/2011
Why wouldn't it be best dating Stealth Elf?


It'd be a real slice.
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#31 Posted: 04:33:53 20/12/2011
Quote: DantheDragonBoy
Why wouldn't it be best dating Stealth Elf?


It'd be a real slice.



what are you talking about
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#32 Posted: 04:38:32 20/12/2011
Quote: spyro assasin
Quote: DantheDragonBoy
Why wouldn't it be best dating Stealth Elf?


It'd be a real slice.



what are you talking about



She's got her daggers by her side, and I emphasized that with the joke.
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#33 Posted: 04:39:13 20/12/2011
What makes Gill Grunt a real-deal player?


He always gets his hose.

(I know this one sounds bad, but cmon people, work with me smilie)
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#34 Posted: 04:41:24 20/12/2011
ok didn't see the joke why does bash not have a lady he has a bumpy relationship
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#35 Posted: 04:46:57 20/12/2011
What would you get when you cross a Skylander with Donkey Kong?

A Banana Slam Bam.
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#36 Posted: 04:48:48 20/12/2011
stealth elf plus spyrosmilieyroelf
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#37 Posted: 04:49:59 20/12/2011
What makes Eruptor the king of insults?


His comebacks are a real burn.
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#38 Posted: 04:51:38 20/12/2011
why is ignitor a good chief he has a good flame
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#39 Posted: 04:58:05 20/12/2011
What has two guns and is the toughest of all the West?

A Trigger Happy Cowboy.
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#40 Posted: 05:03:10 20/12/2011
who is going to be up all night making these me
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#41 Posted: 05:22:38 20/12/2011
Where did Spyro get his name from?

His parents.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GNnftq744I

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#42 Posted: 05:28:32 20/12/2011
Oh god smilie
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#43 Posted: 12:03:20 20/12/2011
lol these are funny smilie smilie smilie
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#44 Posted: 16:31:54 20/12/2011
what is drobot's catch phrase


I'm a firen mah lazar bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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#45 Posted: 21:14:25 20/12/2011
Why is Wrecking Ball great at bowling?


He always gets a perfect roll.
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#46 Posted: 22:02:17 20/12/2011
why is dino rang have paper cuts on his toung he was eating cards in the game of poker they were playing
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#47 Posted: 23:23:02 20/12/2011
Why does Boomer like Gum so much?

Because he can blow it up. (Actually, I have two Boomer jokes, but this'll do for now.)
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#48 Posted: 23:25:31 20/12/2011
Why can't Zap befriend a Fire Skylander?


He would get Sunburn'd.
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#49 Posted: 23:30:11 20/12/2011
why is ghost roaster a high school drop out


because he is a real bone head
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#50 Posted: 01:51:36 21/12/2011
What is Camo's favorite drink?

Fruiy Punch!
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