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Funniest Quotes?? [CLOSED]
Pyro-Spyro Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#1 Posted: 01:51:58 26/07/2010 | Topic Creator
Lol, I'll start:
smilie "As long as I can still collect their wings!"
smilie "Wait... All this time you've only wanted them for their WINGS?!"
smilie "What did you think I was going to do with all of those dragons, hmm?? Open a zoo??"
(Rhynoc laughs in the background.)

Ha! Now it's YOUR turn! smilie
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#2 Posted: 03:46:00 26/07/2010
smilie how do i know this is'nt anthor trap?
smilie youre in a cage you furry numskull how can i trap by letting you out?
smilie i don't know you soceress types can be pretty sneaky...


NEXT! PERSON IN LINE PLEASE
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SpyroGamer2008 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4203
#3 Posted: 05:15:06 19/09/2010
Hunter: Well come on! Let's go! *Hunter jumps in and gets stuck*
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#4 Posted: 14:22:18 19/09/2010
smilie "is it just me, or is she kinda cute when she's angry?"

I lol every time smilie
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alicecarp Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12955
#5 Posted: 08:40:28 20/09/2010
smilie: Here I thought you might be hungry. *Gives Hunter an apple*
smilie: Thanks. Did you bring any chips?

I miss the old Hunter.
Spyroo Blue Sparx Gems: 867
#6 Posted: 10:11:54 20/09/2010
Quote: alicecarp
smilie: Here I thought you might be hungry. *Gives Hunter an apple*
smilie: Thanks. Did you bring any chips?

I miss the old Hunter.


Me too. Quotes like that made the game seem that much brighter.
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Queen_Cynder Yellow Sparx Gems: 1694
#7 Posted: 01:22:13 21/09/2010
Yes, the old Hunter was great smilie Why did they have to change him? smilie
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RubyWings91 Blue Sparx Gems: 738
#8 Posted: 01:48:44 21/09/2010
Quote: Queen_Cynder
Yes, the old Hunter was great Why did they have to change him?


I didn't like how they changed Hunter in later games of the original Spyro either. I didn't like the fact that they changed up any of the main characters personalities (And in the cases of many dragons, their collor.)

As for the one TLOS, I consider him a totally different Hunter. Different cheeta, same name.
Queen_Cynder Yellow Sparx Gems: 1694
#9 Posted: 03:59:50 21/09/2010
I didn't mind Hunter in AHT... But I can't even STAND LoS Hunter *pukes at the thought of him*
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Spyroo Blue Sparx Gems: 867
#10 Posted: 14:34:32 21/09/2010
Quote: Queen_Cynder
I didn't mind Hunter in AHT... But I can't even STAND LoS Hunter *pukes at the thought of him*

His design was nice, but.... Man, boring character much?
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KZomb Yellow Sparx Gems: 1895
#11 Posted: 18:26:34 21/09/2010
*seeing Bianca being attacked by a mutant rabbit*
smilie: We should help her!
smilie: ARe you nuts!? She nearly toasted you!
smilie: Yeah, but she was aiming for you.
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that stupid harpy
Fasuhn Green Sparx Gems: 211
#12 Posted: 04:17:14 22/09/2010
"Why you brazenly avaricious, duplicitous, larcenous ursine!"

Gets me every time.
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RubyWings91 Blue Sparx Gems: 738
#13 Posted: 04:20:32 22/09/2010
That one was brilliant.
DarkCynder10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#14 Posted: 21:36:55 23/09/2010
smilie: Hey, is it just me, or is she kinda cute when she's angry?
smilie: *Shakes head*

smilie
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Queen_Cynder Yellow Sparx Gems: 1694
#15 Posted: 03:25:56 24/09/2010
Lol, didn't I post that one? smilie

I love that quote! smilie
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DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5225
#16 Posted: 08:45:36 24/09/2010
I liked the line that Agent 9 said in the Haunted Tomb. Something about getting his tail cursed for shooting a dog's butt. xD
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#17 Posted: 09:29:02 24/09/2010
Isn't that in the epilogue?
DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5225
#18 Posted: 03:01:07 25/09/2010
No. He says it in Haunted Tomb. The curse comes true in the epilogue.
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Fasuhn Green Sparx Gems: 211
#19 Posted: 03:11:02 25/09/2010
Lol, I loved that Agent 9 gag XD He said he shot the dog "in the butt a couple of times" :P That was just lulz.

And yes, you are right. He actually says that at the beginning of the challenge, and then the curse comes true in the epilogue.
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DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5225
#20 Posted: 22:41:46 26/09/2010
In the epilouge, I also loved the part when it said, "Wacker Bentley was born". I lol'd so hard. xD

I wanna play that game! :<
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Kimbia28 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1890
#21 Posted: 11:28:48 27/09/2010
Quote: DarkCynder_543
In the epilouge, I also loved the part when it said, "Wacker Bentley was born". I lol'd so hard. xD

I wanna play that game! :<


and squid-boarding x33!
damn I would love to play that D:

hmm anyway heres one quote:
Agent 9 :''If you happen to see the Sorceress,tell her I'll be givin' er a dancing lesson real soon,ya know what I meannnn?!''
Spyro:''You bet!''
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DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5225
#22 Posted: 04:11:07 28/09/2010
The bit when Bentley smashes the poop out of moneybags was priceless.

Also:

Spyro: Err... it was no problem dude!
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Burning Gnorc Emerald Sparx Gems: 3463
#23 Posted: 16:34:47 28/09/2010
The interview with Spyro at the end with Bentley as the interviewer.
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Omikron Dragon Gold Sparx Gems: 2227
#24 Posted: 13:40:35 29/09/2010
I laughed when Spyro said "Nah it's only an egg" when you choose that Hunter shouldn't chase that ufo in Harbor Speedway smilie .
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Fasuhn Green Sparx Gems: 211
#25 Posted: 01:31:59 30/09/2010
"Hunter was all worried about you when you went to fight off the Sorceress, but I knew you could do it." <--- Bianca

"She tries to play it cool, but she was scared stiff until you came back from beating the Sorceress." <--- Hunter

I'm certain that I don't have the dialogue exactly right, but they were something along those lines. Both are from Super Bonus Round. I honestly just find them hilarious when put together :D
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spyrathedragon Gold Sparx Gems: 2683
#26 Posted: 02:35:28 01/11/2010
The entire cutscene from when you first met Agent 9, and when you first go into his level, with his spaxtic dialogue. LOL
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DarkCynder10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#27 Posted: 17:05:05 08/11/2010
smilie/smilie: *Kiss during fireworks show*

smilie: It's a sad site, Sparx. One less noble warrior falls into the victim of love. Blech! Just look away...

I'm guessing Spyro hates romance. smilie
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seenjhon Red Sparx Gems: 15
#28 Posted: 16:31:18 05/12/2010
Nice sharing dude., keep rocking
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SpyroSparxfan1 Gold Sparx Gems: 2898
#29 Posted: 07:32:43 09/12/2010
I like the one in the beginning of the game, when Bianca followed them through the trees, and Spyro later went "Oooo I'm shaking in my scales" lol
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SpyroGamer2008 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4203
#30 Posted: 02:55:51 31/12/2010
"I'm sorry. That was the ugliest chicken I've ever seen!" by Mayor Leo.
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#31 Posted: 21:36:22 04/02/2011
'And what about Ga-Nasty...Ga-Norc' - The Announcer in Spyro The Dragon (You can't pronounce Gnasty Gnorc correctly!)
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Honestly, with these new 'action figures' of Skylanders, Spyro's turning into Dungeons and Dragons.
Lila-the-dragon Blue Sparx Gems: 762
#32 Posted: 14:04:10 05/02/2011
In cloud spires, when you pay money bags. Choices: "Yeah, whatever" and "No way, you doofus" xD gets me ever time
C1nder Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10373
#33 Posted: 04:36:42 05/06/2011
"The swamp smells so sweet
The springtime trees are fragrant
I'm off to kick butt."


I love Sheila smilie
SuperSpyroFan Diamond Sparx Gems: 9414
#34 Posted: 05:57:32 05/06/2011
Quote: C1nder
"The swamp smells so sweet
The springtime trees are fragrant
I'm off to kick butt."


I love Sheila smilie



Yes, the poem starts off nice, and then ends randomly. That was in Spooky Swamp I believe.
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Spyro-Gamer Hunter Gems: 7449
#35 Posted: 08:33:57 05/06/2011
These two are both from one of the ending cutscenes when you defeat the sorceress for the first time.

smilie: ...but somehow we ended up here. Maybe my coordinates are out of date?
smilie: By a thousand years.
smilie: That would explain why the book was so cheap.

smilie: Did you say Hunter? Well, hey, I just saw him sneak off with...
smilie: EH EM, Agent 9, isn't that a rhynoc over in those bushes?
smilie: A RHYNOC? Oh, let me at 'em! You wanna piece of me, rhynoc boy? Eat laser punk! Come on out, where you're hiding!
smilie: I'm sure Hunter is in good hands...
smilie: *kicks the professor*
smilie:...uh, I mean I'm sure he will turn up soon!
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SuperSpyroFan Diamond Sparx Gems: 9414
#36 Posted: 13:50:07 05/06/2011
Quote: Spyro-Gamer
These two are both from one of the ending cutscenes when you defeat the sorceress for the first time.

smilie: ...but somehow we ended up here. Maybe my coordinates are out of date?
smilie: By a thousand years.
smilie: That would explain why the book was so cheap.

smilie: Did you say Hunter? Well, hey, I just saw him sneak off with...
smilie: EH EM, Agent 9, isn't that a rhynoc over in those bushes?
smilie: A RHYNOC? Oh, let me at 'em! You wanna piecd of me, rhynoc boy? Eat laser punk! Come on out, where you're hiding!
smilie: I'm sure Hunter is in good hands...
smilie: *kicks the professor*
smilie:...uh, I mean I'm sure he will turn up soon!


That is a funny cutscene and it shows Spyro being cocky.
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#37 Posted: 07:16:51 10/06/2011
Yep lol
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#38 Posted: 17:57:58 16/06/2011
smilie *says something about paying him to open a door in haiku*
smilie no youre haiku sucks
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#39 Posted: 22:26:49 14/08/2011
smilie: Hey Spyro, ever seen a bear dance?
smilie: Um, no.
smilie: Well, you're in luck! *shoots moneybags*
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Kiro Blue Sparx Gems: 765
#40 Posted: 02:25:03 15/08/2011
:Moneybags: What,are you saving up for another sequel?
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alicecarp Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12955
#41 Posted: 09:47:34 15/08/2011
Quote: Kiro
:Moneybags: What,are you saving up for another sequel?

lol When does he say that?
Kiro Blue Sparx Gems: 765
#42 Posted: 01:53:23 16/08/2011
Quote: alicecarp
Quote: Kiro
:Moneybags: What,are you saving up for another sequel?

lol When does he say that?



I can't remember when,but I know it's what he says when you refuse at some point.
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Kiro Blue Sparx Gems: 765
#43 Posted: 17:29:48 18/09/2011
By the way, I'm pretty sure you CAN play squidboarding with the squid board cheat code,folks. smilie
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#44 Posted: 18:45:42 18/09/2011
He says it in the ice level... with the ice skater challenge.
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#45 Posted: 22:39:53 02/11/2011
Moneybags: I haven't made such easy money since the Sorceress bought that mayonnaise for sunscreen.

I also love it when Moneybags gets his ass handed to him by the ones he locked up. Anything for money.
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AshETERNAL Green Sparx Gems: 387
#46 Posted: 02:45:31 19/01/2012
Quote: StevemacQ
Moneybags: I haven't made such easy money since the Sorceress bought that mayonnaise for sunscreen.

I also love it when Moneybags gets his ass handed to him by the ones he locked up. Anything for money.


When does Moneybags say that?
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AshETERNAL Green Sparx Gems: 387
#47 Posted: 02:46:55 19/01/2012
My fav is when you say 'no' to open the bridge in Crystal Islands. When he says "You better not anger a magician, Spyro. I jut might decide to turn you into a blue hedgehog or something..." I LOVE the Sonic reference!! smilie My two fav games somehow just collided right when Moneybags said that line.
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#48 Posted: 20:17:37 23/02/2012
Quote: DarkCynder_543
The bit when Bentley smashes the poop out of moneybags was priceless.

Also:

Spyro: Err... it was no problem dude!


I love what Moneybags says before this:

Where are you getting all this money Spyro? heh.. Its not just lying around on the ground is it? err.. is it? Ah what do I care, it's mine now!

smiliesmilie
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#49 Posted: 21:53:22 23/02/2012
Moneybags: WHAT?!? NO?!? What else are you going to do with all those gems? Buy flying lessons? Heh, heh, that was a good one.

I always laugh at that quote when he said that in Cloud Spires if Spyro refuses to pay him gems. smilie Besides, he already knew how to fly so what's the point of him purchase flying lessons? smilie
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#50 Posted: 21:55:30 23/02/2012
Quote: AshETERNAL
Quote: StevemacQ
Moneybags: I haven't made such easy money since the Sorceress bought that mayonnaise for sunscreen.

I also love it when Moneybags gets his ass handed to him by the ones he locked up. Anything for money.


When does Moneybags say that?


He says that after you pay him gems in order to get the bellows to work at Cloud Spires.
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