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"So he's out of luck man. But hey, head rush is single... she's always single."

"Well Dowser is gonna be pissed. I have some footage that says Eon promised Dowser a GF.

"To a place where dreams come true!" Jet Vac told Legendary Jet Vac. "Now hush little one!" he said. "Master Kaos's dreams need to come true, at least." Jet Vac whispered to himself, barely even able to hear himself.
Jet Vac took him into a glass tube and locked him in. Then he pressed a red button that would change the world forever.

"Really!? Damn. I think knight mare is into edgy guys."

"Hey!" Legendary Jet Vac said, banging on the glass. "Okay, time for that training Terrafin told me..." Legendary Jet Vac said. He dug through the bottom and came out the other side, whipping out his wind gun and blowing Jet Vac away.

Kirby got into the Hot Streak and started driving in it.

L.Astroblast looked at Dive Clops.

"What about Dark Stealth Elf? Both are dark."

He got out his phone and called the three.

"Nooooo!!!" Jet Vac squealed in slow motion and slowly flew back, while Legendary Jet Vac watched in confusion. Skylands was a very strange place, indeed.

"That thing finally got off me," Legendary Rollerbrawl said. "But now Spitfire will have a problem..." She said, as Kirby drove Hot Streak around the parking lot insanely.

"Good heavens what is wrong with you?" Legendary Jet vac exclaimed.

"There's Super Shot Stealth Elf," Roller Brawl reminded them.

Smash hit them appers out of a bush "SMASH HIT!" scaring everybody around the bush

Kirby crashed it into a building.

"****! Spitfire's gonna be mad!" dive clops said. "I'd totally stay, but spitfire needs help! GET OVER HERE, DAWG!" dive clops chased after kirby, stealing the jet stream.

Fiesta showed up.

"Reach for the skies... If anybody's going to annoy this family, it's me. Now let's all stop the impostor together, UNITED!"

Jet Vac finally landed on the wall and seemed to be out of his evil trance.
"What just happened?" a confused Jet Vac asked.

"I don't know." Legendary Jet Vac said. "You led me here and had an insane smile on your face. It looks like you were about to put me in a machine that sent me to Earth..."

"You're back! My dearest apologies, amigo. let's go home." said fiesta.


"WHO THE HELL CRASHED MY CAR INTO A BUILDING!?" said spitfire, who was at the academy. He had just gotten out of combat class.

Kirby swallowed the three and spit them out.

"I want to help!"

"And if you look to your left folks, you'll see the person who crashed Spitfire's car," Legendary Rollerbrawl said to Spitfire, gesturing at Kirby.

"I can make it so you never get into a skylanders team for as log as you live, you car ruining pink asshole!" screamed spitfire. his fire turned red in rage.

Kirby smiled he then threw the hot streak into his giant pot and make it HOT STEAK.

*All the superchargers gaws dropped*

"I can't remember anything that has happened the past day." Jet Vac said. Although I do remember day-dreaming about Legendary Splat! She's so dreamy! Jet Vac thought to himself.

"No need to get worked up!" Legendary Rollerbrawl said. "I'll go find Sharpfin and see what he can do... I hope you have gearbits Spitfire, or you're out of luck.

Kirby screamed at Spit Fire.

"Lets see what Nintendo says!"

Smash hit goes to see eon "Um Kirby.." Eon gets angry & goes to kirby...

"Iv'e got gearbits, alright."

Legendary Rollerbrawl helped Spitfire push Hot Streak to Sharpfin's shop, "Looks like this is not your lucky day," Sharpfin said. "This damage will cost around maybe... 3000 gear bits."

Kirby summons Iwata's ghost on Eon's.

"Spitfire I'm sorry...."

Kirby gives Spitfire a cookie.

"cookies are good. plus iwata is great. maybe i'll talk to hal labratories."

Smash hit then goes to Sharkfin gives Spitfire 1500 gear bits to afford the damage

"thanks. i can cover this."

Kirby high fives him.

"Can't wait until next year. But until then I will train here."

Dowser looked at all the destruction.

"WOW."

DDK accidentally ran over the remains of Hot Streak.

Donkey kong then goes to talk to Kirby
"Young trouble maker... GET THE HELL OUT OF SKYLANDS" said DK
*Kirby starts crying*

Kirby grabs a smash ball and uses the attack on DK.

Donkey kong then starts smashing his bucket on kirby

Jet Vac could barely stand and decided to just fall asleep. Also, in books and movies, when a character falls asleep or goes unconscious at a time like this, the character usually wakes up in a better place and everything is better.

Gill Grunt was freaking out. He had no idea what was happening and was hoping that Jet Vac would just fall asleep because in books and movies, the character would wake up and everything would be better. "I wish that I was in a book or movie!" Gill Grunt grumbled. "Even if it was just a role playing game, nothing like this would happen unless the writers were crazy!

"GOD DAMMIT! THAT'S IT! I'M MAKING A NEW CAR! **** YOU ALL!"

Stormblade went up to spitfire, angrily.

"YOU CHEATED ON ME! ADMIT IT, YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH SOMEONE ELSE!"

"Fine... I'm cheating on you with torch!"

"WE'RE THROUGH!"

stormblade ran away, crying.

Legendary Rollerbrawl stopped, Stormblade, "Whats wrong?" She asked.

Dowser ran after Stormblade.

L.Astroblast picked up Kirby and carried him in the building

"For some reason I feel like Stormblade and Spitfire broke up." Gill Grunt randomly said to himself. "Maybe she'd go out with me since that mermaid and I didn't work out after I found her (if you don't get it, read his backstory!).

Smash hit then goes ride thump truc then he asks the other superchargers if they would like to race.

Ooc: I get it

"Let me guess," Legendary Rollerbrawl said. "That jerk broke up with you. Come sit with me on the steps and talk about it."

Donkey kong then goes talk to Spitfire "So what happend with you & Stormblade?"

Astroblast blasted over to see Spitfire upset.

"Man what happened to you dude? Why you so upset?"

"he did! I HATE HIM!"

splat walked up.

"hey... i'm so sorry to hear about the break up. he was a jerk anyway.."

"it's okay... *sniff* thanks. i say we all have a girl's night tonight, ya know? i have cloudbreak whiskey!"

splat hugged stormblade hard.

"Splat.. thanks. you're pretty cool. nice rainbow dress!" stormblade said.

splat grinned.

Dark Stealth Elf came off the bus.

"Uhh hi?"

Legendary Rollerbrawl spoke, "I know what it feels like, feeling pain and misery. I've been made fun of many times for being a statue." She said. She hugged Stormblade, "You deserve better than him."

DARN IT I READ IT WRONG!

Astroblast blasted over to see Stormblade upset.

"Stormblade! Are you ok?"

"Go away Astroblast," Lengendary Rollerbrawl said. "I don't think she wants to talk to boys right now."

"Oh ok... Um Sorry... I just wanted to make sure she was ok..."

Astroblast is a very caring person and hes friends with pretty much everyone. Thats why hes asking if shes ok

"Stormblade, I have the feeling that you and Spitfire broke up. If so, I feel so sad for you! But I'm currently available if you're looking for another man/fish!" Gill Grunt winked.