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TorchSheep's Quest: The Musical! Part 3

TorchSheep knocked on the door of Dark Lords cabin and told him to get his sorry ass out here. He waited a minute and then he came out with lipstick marks on his faces. "Havin sexytiemz with emo over there?" TorchSheep exclaimed sarcastically. "Whaddya want, Punk?!?!" Dark Lord yelled. "For one, I want people to stop calling me punk. And two, for you to give HCI and his Merry band of 12 year olds their instruments back!"

(Disco style music comes on)
Dark Lord: No.
(Dark Lord proceeds to beat up TS with the Disco music still playing, he enters his cabin and slams the door, causing the music to stop.)
(Blues music starts with Slambam playing on the harmonica)
TorchSheep: Well,
I must tell
Things ain't goin that swell,
My date is ruined,
Cause I failed to doin what those 6th graders wanted me doin,
Because Iiiiiii'm screwed
S to the C to the E to the W-R-E-D...
Because Iiiiiii'm screwed,
My failure, now everyone can see
(harmonica solo)
My chances with that girl,
Are fatter then the world,
All because that Dark Lord
Has the brain of a squirrel,
Because Iiiiiiii'm screwed,
S to the C to the E to the W-R-E-D...
Because Iiiiiiii'm screwed,
My failure,now everyone can see.
(Harmonica solo, and then fin)

TorchSheep then heard a screech. It was that rascally Yveltal Will, who offered his help to TorchSheep. So he blasted the walls of his cabin, grabbed Dark Lord from Ninjask's arms (They were in the middle of a passionate make-out session aka a certain Kid Icarus fanatic) And threw him into the lake. TorchSheep retrieved the instruments just in time, and gave them back to HCI and his gang, and they got to work on the date.

No! I glitches out and lost the ending!

Awesome part

Lol what? x3

Nice.

Just a suggestion for a future chapter, i`d like to see what would happen if someone organized some sort of party/dance at Camp DarkSpyro.

Wait, the merry band is you, AE, MF, Bash and me?

Yes. That is the Merry band

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Just a suggestion for a future chapter, i`d like to see what would happen if someone organized some sort of party/dance at Camp DarkSpyro.

I would be the DJ

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Yes. That is the Merry band

When's the ending?

If there was a Camp Darspyro Party, I'd probably be the guy who sends requests to the DJ

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Quote: hardcoreignitor

Yes. That is the Merry band

When's the ending?

THERE WONT BE ONE

Can I write it?

Wat, for TorcjhSheeps quest? I'm working on that. I thought you meant the endoing of the series as a whole, nononon

Ah, the explanation. Explains everything.

TorchSheeps Quest: The Musical! Part 4

This was it, the do or die time! HCI and his cronies prepared the Campfire (which HCI specifically reserved, dont ask how he did it). Troll Slug did a phenomenal job setting up the place. Theer were white banners draped upon the trees, ad The tables were elegantly set. TorchSheep showed up at around 6: 55 with a tuxedo, which Magicifzz picked out.. He looked around and smiled. HCi gave him a wink, and then TorchSheep saw CrystalHero approaching in the most beautiful ballgown he had ever seen. AssasinElf had to punch HCI before he sung "Here Comes the Bride"

When she arrived, TorchSheep leaned in for a kiss but CH stepped back and said "First, we dine." and they sat down. bash28 brought the appetizer, which was Flight Risisng Calamari.

AssasinElf took the stage (an unlit firepit) and Troll Slug joined him.AE had his Accordion, and Troll Slug had his lute. They began to play This song, and bash brought the entree which was steak du Munchlax, bt he said taht no Munchies were harmed in the making of it.

They dined and chatted for a while, and it was sunset when Bash brought Twilight Cookies. troll Slug's design all made sense now as the banners captured the glow of the sunset. AE high fived TS as they finished eating.

the rest of the merry band took the stage, instruments equiped, with HCI in the middle, and HCI spoke on his green microphone: "Tis is a song, written by none other then TorchSeep for his love CrystalHero37." TorchSheep looked at HCI in confusion. He hadn't written a song! HCI winked at him and began to sing as they danced slowly, with the merry band playing in the background.

(Slow music comes on, with yours truly singing)
HCI: Have you ever felt,
Like time stood still?
Like the universe,
was halted at your will,
Cause girl when i'm with you,
that's how you make me feel
The other 4: Shalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
HCI: Cause you wake me up early,
you keep me up late at night,
Cause i'm just thinking about you,
It just feels so right....
The Other 4: Shalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
HCI: Cause you're the only one...
For meeeeeeeeeeeee!

they took a bow, and the gang noticed that Ch and TS were makin out. "Our work here is done!" HCi exclaimed proudly.

Later, tCh left, and TS thanked teh merry band. "Now could you do me a teensy little favor?" HCI said. "Recommend me to Ash maybe?" "HCI, you promised the readers you wouldn't shoehorn in HardcoreAsh in a blind effort to see what happens!" TorchSheep yelled, and HCI said "Oh yeah..."

Once tehy had eft, bash said to HCI. "hery, I noticed something..." "what?" he said. "You havent made a sex joke in this chapter yet? Aintcha gonna make one? You are the leader of a gang of immature 6th graders..." "HOLY SHI-TAKE MUSHROOMS, YOU ARE RIGHT!" HCi yelled. "But I'll be fine."


THE END
HCI's Moral of the Story Time!
I am a musical genius
I can go through a chapter without making a sex joke
Matteopro77

Lol'd at the ending.

awesome

Nice ending x3

And Chapter 8...
Saving Captain SoulFly: The campers play a game of Capture the Flag, but things get a little to serious when the red team takes SoulFly hostage! Will Ash Starkindle, Gooby, Trix Master, and Assasinelf be able to reawaken a neanderthalic ally to save him? tune in Next Time!

yaaaay

I'm in it!! That sounds really cool

Capture the flag...

That cant end up good x3

Capture a ghost. Interesting how they did it.

Is the neandarthal a user?

Sneak Peeks at he next chapters:
Chapter 9: When you wish upon J-Star J-Star sets up a phony fortune telling shop, but her random statements start to be true!
Chapter 10: Camp DarkSpyro XThis time, one lucky reader will write the story! Here is how it I goes: After I finish chapter 9, I will choose ten questions from a variety of things. pM me your answers, who ever gets the most correct will be able to write the entire 10th chapter of Camp DarkSpyro! In the event of a tie, I will choose 5 questions and PM them to the people who tied as a tie breaker. But this is all AFTER I finish chapter 9.

Yay!! I hope I get to write it!
SO was Camp Darkspyrp X inspired by lack of ideas?

Awesome! sounds interesting.

@HCI- Make a googling penalty.

Nice! But isn't I-B a part of the Merry Band?

By the way, the link didn't work so I couldn't hear my wonderful music

I want to see what I sung.

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@HCI- Make a googling penalty.

Nice! But isn't I-B a part of the Merry Band?

Wait, what?!?

^ Idk...but the googling is so you can't cheat.

Yeah...... cheating is bad.... but how can you tell?

Some people admit it foolishly. CF did in Survivor, she got a -1 penalty.

NINJAsk11 did in my Fear Factor, but I didn't penalize for googling back then.

No, I meant the band part.

[quote=[url=http://forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=96133&post=4893051]assassinelf[/url]]Yay!! I hope I get to write it!
SO was Camp Darkspyrp X inspired by lack of ideas?[/quote]

Camp DarkSpyro X is my way of saying thanks for reading my humble little fanfic. So I'm giving you guys the opportunity to make a chapter your own, you can make it a musical, a love story, A horror story, an epic quest, Anything.

And another note, the questions will be somewhat HCI related, so study up on your HCI!

And another thing, the name Camp DarkSpyro X stems from X meaning 10 in Roman numerals, so X means 10.

I new it! Well at least I thought it

Okay, off to stalk-I mean, study you! I know your name, where you live (country), age *shot*

Since school started, Proggress will be slowed. Sorry guys, I will probably only do a part a day and wholes on weekends. Also, regarding CDSX, Anything that you write is considered 'canon' so yeah.

Haven't posted on here for awhile! I'm still reading it, though. (:

Saving Captain Soulfly Part 1

The campers were in the middle of an intense game of Capture the Flag, Red Team VS a Blue Team. The Blue Team was dominating all because of Soulfly, who could scare the competition to near death being a ghost pirate. But all that changed when the Red team captured Soulfly.

The blue team was settled in the blue cabin, deciding what to do. Ash Starkindle spoke up. "We need to get a rag-tag group of soldiers to march over there and save SoulFly!" She yelled. "Great idea!" HCI yelled as his Merry band were rolling they're eyes. "And I say we choose an ambassador from the Merry band as a member, which is why--- " "I'll go." Assasinelf exclaimed. "I've got game, trust me." HCI passive aggressively said to AE "Can I talk to you outside for a moment?"

"Just what do you think you are doing?!?!" HCI yelled. "You know how I...well you know!!!" "Oh come on... Every plan you have involves cheesy romanticites!" AE yelled. "I, however, have far greater motives besides getting some ditz to fall in love with me." "WHAT THE **** DID YOU SAY YOU---" HCI yelled before noticing AE was inside.

Once HCI had returned, It was settled that Trix Master and Gooby would accompany them. AE had a plan to save SoulFly!

I'm the leader? Awesome!

BTW, my conflict with AE is far greater then a petty squabble.

Wait what? Is this because of our pming?

Nice.

Dis ees awesome

I love this fanfic.

So I can make CDSX about sP eating frogs?