You eat less because you still eat 3 meals a day.
I wish that I had a magical TV remote.
fireofexile
Blue Sparx
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#1701 Posted: 16:46:55 24/03/2013
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happy81555
Green Sparx
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#1702 Posted: 19:24:59 24/03/2013
you get a remote but it doesn't work.
i wish ninjini would come out in the uk faster
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somePerson
Diamond Sparx
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#1703 Posted: 19:29:25 24/03/2013
There are plenty of them at Walmart.
I wish this wish was a wish. |
happy81555
Green Sparx
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#1704 Posted: 19:33:23 24/03/2013
your wish is not a wish
i wish i was a guinea pig
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paddyfitz
Gold Sparx
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#1705 Posted: 19:35:36 24/03/2013
There is no such creature.
I wish I had a biscuit!
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happy81555
Green Sparx
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#1706 Posted: 19:40:40 24/03/2013
i wish i was tree rex
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I-Brawler
Emerald Sparx
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#1707 Posted: 21:50:49 24/03/2013
there is no such thing.
i wish you were a tree rex
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you never saw me |
Hot Dog 542
Gold Sparx
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#1708 Posted: 02:27:04 25/03/2013
Tree Rex gets turned into paper.
I wish I had a fink. |
Jaggedstar
Diamond Sparx
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#1709 Posted: 21:49:56 25/03/2013
you have a kink
i wish i had a parachute |
DragonCamo
Platinum Sparx
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#1710 Posted: 22:56:00 25/03/2013
It has a whole in it.
I wish that Catching Fire came out tomorrow
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Gay 4 GARcher |
paddyfitz
Gold Sparx
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#1711 Posted: 23:03:25 25/03/2013
It will be canceled
CHEESE
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Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!! |
VespiDragon8
Platinum Sparx
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#1712 Posted: 05:12:41 26/03/2013
Conceived. You become in the more delicious cheese of all, and then, the rats who want to eat you. You escape from them, but then, it is people who want to eat you too.
I wish that the bathrooms do not smell too bad. |
happy81555
Green Sparx
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#1713 Posted: 11:17:43 26/03/2013
you go to a nice bathroom but 1000 people are lining up to use it
i wish i was a cat
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crystalhero37
Platinum Sparx
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#1714 Posted: 12:30:02 26/03/2013
You become a lemon.
I wish for no lemons in this post. |
zookinator
Platinum Sparx
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#1715 Posted: 13:25:38 26/03/2013
You get a million lemons.
I wish that I was 9 feet tall.
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Returning from a long journey of retro games. To gaze upon the digital wilds, once thriving with life, now dying in growing silence. |
Hot Dog 542
Gold Sparx
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#1716 Posted: 18:37:56 26/03/2013
You are no feet tall.
I wish I was not cool. |
DragonCamo
Platinum Sparx
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#1717 Posted: 21:16:30 26/03/2013
You do become cool. You freeze to death because of it.
I wish i could run
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Gay 4 GARcher |
fireofexile
Blue Sparx
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#1718 Posted: 22:03:37 26/03/2013
You run in the Quarter Quell but you run so fast that you trip over a wire connected to a lightning tree before the clock strikes midnight and then you die of electrocution.
I wish for a magical TV remote that works. |
I-Brawler
Emerald Sparx
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#1719 Posted: 23:50:26 26/03/2013
you get a magical remote that works but all your channels become static.
i wish i had another account
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you never saw me |
ArbiDragon292
Gold Sparx
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#1720 Posted: 00:48:02 27/03/2013
After creating it, your originally user account is deleted.
I wish there was more food for the dinners.
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GamerForceShow (GFS) on YouTube. |
somePerson
Diamond Sparx
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#1721 Posted: 02:40:38 27/03/2013
You get twice the amount of food you have, but still have none.
I wish I could make the week go by faster. |
Skyhunter
Diamond Sparx
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#1722 Posted: 02:53:19 27/03/2013
The week contained the best day of your life and you missed it.
I wish I was better at writing.
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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes |
Hot Dog 542
Gold Sparx
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#1723 Posted: 03:31:25 27/03/2013
You get so crap at writing that you fail your driving test and die.
I wish I was pathetic. |
I-Brawler
Emerald Sparx
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#1724 Posted: 18:40:59 27/03/2013
the wish messes up and you do become pathetic
i wish for a cookie
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you never saw me |
Hot Dog 542
Gold Sparx
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#1725 Posted: 18:57:05 27/03/2013
Quote: I-Brawler
That means my wish came true! You get it but I eat it. I wish my wishes came true |
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SilverTris79
Yellow Sparx
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#1726 Posted: 20:30:03 27/03/2013
They don't.
I want candy.
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Doomdrao
Platinum Sparx
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#1727 Posted: 20:50:18 27/03/2013
She's not even a real girl (I wonder who will get this)
I wish for everlasting money >:]
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I'd wait a fresh minute—Me, To a Co-Worker about Greggs Bakery Steak Bakes |
DragonCamo
Platinum Sparx
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#1728 Posted: 22:43:49 27/03/2013
You drown in it.
I wish that the MockingJay was in two parts
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Gay 4 GARcher |
Hot Dog 542
Gold Sparx
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#1729 Posted: 03:05:43 28/03/2013
It isn't.
I wish I was not not not not not cool. |
Skyhunter
Diamond Sparx
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#1730 Posted: 03:10:16 28/03/2013
You end up living alone for the rest of your life.
I wish my mattress was more comfortable...
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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes |
Hot Dog 542
Gold Sparx
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#1731 Posted: 03:11:37 28/03/2013
It kills you since you wished that
I wish my bro would not be mean to meh. |
happy81555
Green Sparx
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#1732 Posted: 12:02:19 28/03/2013
you get 1000 brothers who are extra mean
i wish pokemon was real
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im randon, deal with it! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
crystalhero37
Platinum Sparx
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#1733 Posted: 12:36:33 28/03/2013
They become real and eat all of our food supply.
I wish for cereal to speak to me. |
Hot Dog 542
Gold Sparx
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#1734 Posted: 19:00:35 28/03/2013
It is magical and talks to you and then it kills you.
I wish I could be dumb again and not smart. |
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I-Brawler
Emerald Sparx
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#1735 Posted: 00:13:42 29/03/2013
you become dumb and people lock you in a jail for dumb people
i wish nothing
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you never saw me |
DragonCamo
Platinum Sparx
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#1736 Posted: 00:17:17 29/03/2013
You get one million horrible wishes
I wish i could eat
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Hot Dog 542
Gold Sparx
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#1737 Posted: 01:07:54 29/03/2013
You can eat but you choke to death and you see a cute dog in the afterlife but it's dead too and tis evil and eats you and kills you in the afterlife so no more life for you.
I wish I could have two finks. |
Skyhunter
Diamond Sparx
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#1738 Posted: 02:15:21 29/03/2013
They have kids and then kill you.
I wish that SpongeBob was funny again.
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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes |
Hot Dog 542
Gold Sparx
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#1739 Posted: 02:55:34 29/03/2013
He's so in-funny that fans try to kill him and yourself. (obviously.)
I wish that Skylanders Universe wouldn't end. |
paddyfitz
Gold Sparx
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#1740 Posted: 13:33:24 29/03/2013
It's already gone.
BISCUITS.
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Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!! |
Hot Dog 542
Gold Sparx
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#1741 Posted: 19:12:58 29/03/2013
You have to be more specific so you die.
I wish I didn't have to put up with my bro's horseplay. |
VespiDragon8
Platinum Sparx
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#1742 Posted: 00:12:31 01/04/2013
Conceived. Then, the jokes are twice as painful.
I wish that the jokes are more easier to create. |
I-Brawler
Emerald Sparx
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#1743 Posted: 00:22:02 01/04/2013
they become easier but lamer
i wish for a wish
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you never saw me |
Hot Dog 542
Gold Sparx
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#1744 Posted: 00:52:32 01/04/2013
U no get any.
I wish I was cool now. |
zookinator
Platinum Sparx
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#1745 Posted: 13:12:11 02/04/2013
You turn into an ice cube.
I wish for 1 million dollars.
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Returning from a long journey of retro games. To gaze upon the digital wilds, once thriving with life, now dying in growing silence. |
I-Brawler
Emerald Sparx
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#1746 Posted: 18:40:35 02/04/2013
its counterfeit
i wish i was 13
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you never saw me |
TheSpyrofan12
Emerald Sparx
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#1747 Posted: 21:58:26 02/04/2013
You become 13 in dog years (which makes you very old)
I wish that this wish will be wished upon a wishful wish of wishwishwish!
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Bring the Fanta |
zookinator
Platinum Sparx
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#1748 Posted: 00:46:58 03/04/2013
It is a dud.
I wish for a raspberry bush.
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Returning from a long journey of retro games. To gaze upon the digital wilds, once thriving with life, now dying in growing silence. |
Skyhunter
Diamond Sparx
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#1749 Posted: 01:08:41 03/04/2013
They're all rotten.
I wish that the next post will be semi-creative...
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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes |
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