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YAY!!!!! RACE TO NEW YORK

RAAAAACE

Well, more coming soon.

At the airport...

Scalper: we're here.

*scalper goes through security*

*boomer arrives*

Eye Brawl: there's a guy!

*skylanders get into bagging*

Meanwhile.

Gnarly: will this work?

LTH 16: Yes.

*cue man made of skylanders*

Gnarly: a perfect disguise.

*kid arrives at airport*

Mom: we're gonna go get some food.

Kid: Okay!

Sunburn: I could go for some Starbucks.

*kid gets food at Panda Express*

Meanwhile....

Boomer: WE HAVE MADE IT THROUGH SECURITY!

Eye Brawl: and just in time!

Announcer: Next flight to New York leaves in 15 minutes.

*kid rushes to security*

Scalper: Let's Go!

*scalper goes to security*

Gnarly: Let's walk to security...

*skylander man walks to security*

Security man: Dude, take off that hood.

*SM punches security dude*

Security Man: GO AHEAD

*gnarly passes*

*other 3 come and pass*

Sunburn: Remember?

Bouncer: Yep.

Wrecking Ball: This is Madness!

Sunburn: Calm Down!

Wrecking Ball: WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Sunburn: Do I have the Green Light?

Bouncer: Sure.

Sunburn: Bouncer has.... Feelings for Ninjini. He wanted to see her early.

Wrecking Ball: ****!

Meanwhile...

Boomer: What are we gonna do?

Flameslinger: *pulls out iPhone 5* Fruit Ninja!

Pop Fizz: Yeah!

Boomer: where did you get that?

Meanwhile...

Man: Where the hell is my iPhone?

Announcer: Next flight to New York boarding now.

Boomer: MY PLASTIC IS READY

Kid: MY BODY IS READY

Scalper: MY BANK ACCOUNT IS READY

Gnarly: MY ARMY IS READY

*all 4 board the plane*

BONCJINI

A sneak peak of the next part

yay! !

*cue flight to new york*

Eye Brawl: What's The plan?

Boomer: first we're going to need to get something for a friend.

Hot Dog: WHERE?

Boomer: Let's just say it's Fair.

Zap: Meh.

Meanwhile...

Sunburn: Well, have you heard of the big green lady?

Wrecking Ball: DUH.

Meanwhile....

Tree Rex: What are we gonna do?

Cynder: I HAVE A PLAN!

Punch Pop Fizz: WHAT IS IT GURL

Cynder: WE GET HELP FROM A GUY I KNOW

Tree Rex: Who?

Cynder: My cousin Metalica!

Tree Rex/Punch Pop Fizz: WHA?

Cynder: SHE'S A VARIANT! Plus all the overstocked unwanted Cynder single packs.

Tree Rex: oh.

*many days later...*

*plane lands*

Loudspeaker: we are now in New York!

Kid: Yay!

Mom: we got a hotel right next to the store!

Meanwhile..

Sunburn: we're here!

Bouncer: alright!

Wrecking Ball: Well, at least we're close.

Meanwhile...

Boomer: We're here!

Eye Brawl: what do we do?

Boomer: We need to get our ***ess down to... Toy Fair

Hot Dog: WHAT? WHY?

Boomer: I need a book on swap magic.

Pop Fizz: okay?

Flameslinger: I say let's go!

*skylanders head to toyfair*

Meanwhile...

Scalper: here we are.

*scalper gets in line for TRU event*

Scalper: FELLOW SCALPERS! WE RIDE!

*scalper army cheers*

Cynder: great.

Meanwhile...

*gnarly gets in line*

Gnarly Man: We've got a crowd.

LTH 89: I can stick my gun up..

Gnarly Man: don't make me fist bump that guy behind me..

LTH 87/88/89/90/91: NONONONONONONONONO

Gnarly Man: I thought so.

Meanwhile.....

Stealth Elf: how long Have we been flying?

Boomer: about five minutes....

I bet this is what will say

Terrafin: I think about a month.

Lightning Rod: So, who's here?

Stealth Elf/Terrafin: Here!

Eruptor: Here.

LC Shroomboom: HEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEE

Glitter Sprocket: Hi der

Ghost Roaster: I'm alive!

Lightning Rod: by the looks of it, we're above Times Square.

Stealth Elf: let's fly down.

*eyes fly down*

Eruptor: where's gho-

Ghost Roaster: YOLO!

*ghosty dives face-first into 4 feet of snow*

Ghost Roaster: Help....

Fright Rider: I got this..

Slam Bam: get me a sho-

*skylanders see sign for event*

Eruptor: Calling all portal masters- celebrate toy fair with skylanders giants!?

Terrafin: Take part in fun activities all day!?

Trigger Happy: Meet your favorite skylanders in person!?

Stealth Elf: BE THE FIRST TO GET NINJINI?!

Lightning Rod: I'm scared now.

Fright Rider: Guys, help!

*scalper picks up fright rider and slam bam*

Fright Rider: this isn't any old scalper, he's jumper cable joe!

JCJ: I'll start this bidding for this fright rider at 50.00!

*cue bidding frenzy*

Scalper: I'LL PAY 200 DOLLARS!

JCJ: SOLD

Cynder: NO!!!

Fright Rider: OH GREAT

Slam Bam: Now it's m-

JCJ: BUY SLAM BAM NOW, 500 DOLLARS!

Scalper: I'LL PAY 200 DOLLARS!

JCJ: SOLD

Cynder: NO!!!

Fright Rider: OH GREAT

Slam Bam: Now it's m-

JCJ: BUY SLAM BAM NOW, 500 DOLLARS!

Slam Bam: NOOOOO!

Meanwhile...

*boomer walks into toy fair*

Boomer: Me, Hex, Flameslinger, and Eye Brawl will go in. The rest hold our place.

RDT: Kay!

*boomer heads to the swap force display*

Hex: WHOA!

Flameslinger: Hey! Nice boots!

Blast Zone: Eh?

Flameslinger: OH COME ON!

Boomer: we're going to pick up a Chop Chop and Ninjini.

*boomer grabs bag*

Chop Chop: Wh-Wh-This isn't right!

Ninjini: *screaming*

Boomer: if ya don't like pink... Close those eyes.

*boomer walks into the MLP display*

When does come into the story?

If we ever go to Walmart.

Chop Chop: boomer... Want the hell are you doing?

Ninjini: *continued screaming*

Boomer: my friend is here!

Chop Chop: which one of these beasts from hell is your "friend?"

Boomer: Twilight Sparkle. She needs help with swap magic, and Magna Charge send me the book via Skybay. I'm giving it to her.

Chop Chop: what book?

Boomer: The Swaperonomy.

Ninjini: *continued screaming*

Boomer/Chop Chop: SHUT UP!

Ninjini: Well, is she the purple one with the bigass wings?

Boomer: WHAT?

*boomer looks at press*

Hasbro Girl: Our "mane" release for this fall is the new Princess Twilight Sparkle toy. It walks, it talks, it flaps it's new wings. It's 50.00 dollars. Any way, we have 200 branches of merchandising for this..

*press moves*

YESH!

Good job!

*boomer runs to the display*

Boomer: Twilight? Is that you?

Twilicorn: Greetings old friend. I have evolved into a princess! Now Morgan freeman is a the reigns for my voice and I am ready to terrorize parents and their wallets!

Boomer: Well... Here's your Swap Book.

Twilicorn: I am in no need of that. After solving the magical mystery, I have earned my wings! I have wheels in my hooves, a extended horn, and I will sing!

Flameslinger: Boomer, why did you bring us into this!

Chop Chop: As you can see, she will begin to sing...

Twilicorn: ISN'T IT A MAZING, NOW IMMA PRINCESS NAO! WITH MAH HORN, IMMA DO MAGIK, WITH MAH WINGS I'LL...

Boomer: Get Us out of here!

*boomer and others board the pony*

Boomer: Giddy Up!

*twilicorn takes flight*

Ninjini: *louder screaming*

Chop Chop: *ranting on crap*

Twilicorn: Angry press!

*FGTV chases twilicorn*

Andy: THIS IS FAMILY GAMER TV, ATMTOY FAIR, AND I'M GETTING NINJINI!

Boomer: Kick something!

Twilicorn: What?

Boomer: HONESTY!

*twilicorn kicks a press guy in the face*

Boomer: LAUGHTER!

*twilicorn sets off all the nerf guns*

Boomer: LOYALTY!

*twilicorn flys out of toy fair*

FGTV: GOD ****ING DAMN IT! IF I HAD A ****ING NICKEL EVERY TIME I GOT WHAT I ****ING WANT, I'D BE GOD DA-

Police: we're going to have to arrest you.

FGTV: NOOOOO!

*shadowy figures pops out of Andy's pocket*

????: Are we ready to go quickly to jail now, Family Asshole?

FGTV: **** YOU! YOU'RE A SAD PIECE OF CRAP!

????: I'm worth more than everything you own! In my 8 seconds of brief existance in game, I became famous!

*police take FGTV to jail*

FGTV: CURSE YOU.... ARBOOOOOO!

In line...

AWSOME

I bet the thing in FGTV's pocket was the Chinese Sun Dragon in the beginning trailer.

EDIT: I didn't read the whole of the chapter, it's ARBO

Great job Zap

When be the next chuptor?

I only haqve one thing to say... MOAR!

MOAR!!!!!

In line...

RDT: So I was like, "Dood, That Was Rood" and he was like "Nuts to the rules!" Then I said, "But you're a mod!"

*thumpback and Shroomboom laugh*

Shroomboom: Wait... Are they...plotting?

*shroomboom points to two LTHes on the window*

RDT: I'll go over.

*RDT goes over*

LTH 477: YESSSSS...

LTH 5,869: PLOTTING IS FUN

RDT: Interesting Plot.

LTH 477: IT'S A SPY, CHARLIE!

LTH 5,869: HOW DID YOU SEE MY PLOT?

RDT: so..... Are you planning?

LTH 477: Nope..... NopeNopeNope.

LTH 5,869: NOOOOO

RDT: well, I'm sure you'd make good dog toys....

*hot dog appears behind RDT*

LTH 477: OKAY! GNARLY WILL USE THE MASTER PORTAL TO MAKE HMSELF THE GIANT MEGA BLOKS TREE REX!

LTH 5,869: TWILIGHT WAS AN ALICORN, KILL ME NOW ALREADY!

RDT: I see.

In TRU...

*ninjinis talk about girl things*

Ninjini 67: Why didn't they paint my nails?

Ninjini 75: I hope my portal master loves me...

Ninjini 117: I want peach cobbler!

*doors to TRU open*

*boomer on twilicorn flies in*

LOL!!

This is amazingly great... MOAR!

This shall have a great moral.

And, this would make a good video.

^

What do you mean, video?

Quote: ZapNorris

^

What do you mean, video?

The story would make a good vid.

I could do voice overs and post each chapter....

I just said it would be cool is all...

i love this!

moarmoarmoarmoarmoar

MOAR!

*lth 5,869 kills himself*

Boomer: Fly to the third floor!

Twilicorn: THE THIRD FLOOR!

Meanwhile....

*kids receive Ninjinis*

Ninjini 78: YES!

Ninjini 179: LOVE ME!

Ninjini 117: PEACH COBLER!

*scalper goes to the ninjinis*

TRU lady: Whaddya Want?

Scalper: I need 5.

TRU lady: Why?

Scalper: you see... I... I have 5 kids! 2 are... At... SCHOOL! 2 are at.... A FRIENDS HOUSE! And one is... Is.... Iiiiiiis.... AT HOME, taking care of.... His PUPPY! Yeah!

TRU Lady: Have fun.

*TRU Lady gives scalper 5 ninjinis*

Scalper: Thanks!

*scalper runs into store*

Scalper: TO EBAY!

Ninjini 8: What!?

Ninjini 208: NO!

Ninjini 117: No peach cobler?

*gnarly man walks in to store*

Gnarly: now.

*LTH army dispatches*

*chaos occurs*

Exciting!

Lol...

Quote: ZapNorris

*lth 5,869 kills himself*

Boomer: Fly to the third floor!

Twilicorn: THE THIRD FLOOR!

Meanwhile....

*kids receive Ninjinis*

Ninjini 78: YES!

Ninjini 179: LOVE ME!

Ninjini 117: PEACH COBLER!

*scalper goes to the ninjinis*

TRU lady: Whaddya Want?

Scalper: I need 5.

TRU lady: Why?

Scalper: you see... I... I have 5 kids! 2 are... At... SCHOOL! 2 are at.... A FRIENDS HOUSE! And one is... Is.... Iiiiiiis.... AT HOME, taking care of.... His PUPPY! Yeah!

TRU Lady: Have fun.

*TRU Lady gives scalper 5 ninjinis*

Scalper: Thanks!

*scalper runs into store*

Scalper: TO EBAY!

Ninjini 8: What!?

Ninjini 208: NO!

Ninjini 117: No peach cobler?

*gnarly man walks in to store*

Gnarly: now.

*LTH army dispatches*

*chaos occurs*

Rewrite this chapter 2 errors
1. You needed to WIN ninjini not go up and say I need 5
2. Twilicorn toy can not actualy fly

1. lolnoep
2. IT'S A FANFIC, ANYTHING GOES, DAMN IT!

1. Still disagree
2. MMMMM Ok keep that
Number 1. Is still at large.

Um, Sleepy? You didn't need to win Ninjini...

WHERE YOU THERE.

Quote: Sleepy0429

WHERE YOU THERE.

Were YOU there?