A new version of the official script for Episode 1 below has been written!
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Okay, so here is the beginning of episode one
(Spyro opens his eyes to see he is laying down in a crater half dug into the side of a mountain)
: Uhhhhhh, Where...where am I?
(He starts to stand up but he slips out of the crater and falls a couple feet onto solid ground away from the mountain)
: Ow! Man, that didn't fell good! How did I get HERE!
(Spyro walks awhile, passing a lot of plant-life and strange machines, then he comes up to a lage cliff over looking a bunch of trolls cheering in front of a large stage)
: What the sheep?
(A tall troll with a fierce look on his face walks on stage holding a laser machine gun)
: Is that Boomer? No, no it can't be. Who is that then?
Tall Troll: HELLO trollies and gentletrolls! I am your leader, Shooter!
: Leader?! He must be evil then! Well he has a nice english accent either way.
Shooter: As you have probably heard on TRBL news station or the Troll York Times, the Skylanders have been defeated! Skylands now has no protecters! gives us the perfect opportunity to take over!
(The trolls start to cheer)
: What!?! I can't let this happen! SKYLANDERS TO BATTLE!
(Nothing happens)
: Oh yeah, when we were defeated by Kaos' Evil mega evil apocalyptic evil magic spell of evil death-like doom the blast sent us all flying! I've got to try and find the others!
(Spyro turns around and runs away from the cliff and starts to run towards the mountain, he then runs around it and goes to the other side and follows the path into a string of small buildings)
: Oh no! That's Gill Grunt!
(Gill Grunt is amid a bunch of greasemonkey trolls with their wrenches)
Troll Thug: You picked the wrong group of trolls to mess with!
: That's what you think, motor-oil breath!
(Gill Grunt sends the troll thug into the window of a troll mini-mart using his water cannon)
: Hey, bet that's the first bath you've had in years!
(A troll smacks Gill Grunt over the head with their wrench knocking him over)
: Hang on Gill I'm comin!
(Spyro charges at the trolls with his flaming charge and takes two of them out)
: Spyro! Oh, Spyro I'm so happy to see you!
(Spyro spits a fireball at a troll)
: You too, Gill!
(Gill Grunt stands up and nails a couple trolls with a harpoon)
: What is this place?
: Wrenchville, no joke, it's where most of the trolls live.
(Spyro smacks a couple trolls with his wings while Gill Grunt takes them out with a blast of water)
Troll Thug: Grrrrrrrr! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
(Looks around to see all of his troll allies defeated)
: You brainless trolls never learn!
(Spyro picks up the troll and drops him in a nearby trash can)
: Man Spy, we're in a BOATLOAD of trouble! Uh..... no pun intended.
: I get that, all we really need to do is find the others and get OFF of this creepy troll island!
: I'm with ya Spy!
(They run off towards downtown Wrenchville)
To Be Continued.........................
I will post the rest at some point. Tell me what you think! And don't worry, I will make a theme song!
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