darkSpyro

Glad you think that.
Now that the mind virus is implemented...lol jk.

Harr harr.

Now, what are some other shows I can analyze?

Hm. Not sure. Max and Ruby? I loved that show as a kid. I mostly love how Max always ruins everything for Ruby.

Oh yes! Great minds think alike. I almost forgot about that one. IT SHALL NOT ESCAPE MY ANALYZATIONS!
Max and Ruby:
Their parents are dead. Grandma is the only parental figure, so why don't they live with her? Because then she would have to pay for their meals, clothes, etc. She doesn't mind visiting them, but she doesn't want to raise them.
P.S. Ruby is an annoying b****.

Oh yes, Ruby is indeed annoying. What about.. HOLY ****! I almost forgot about this show. Bubble Guppies. UGH. Here's a list of all Nick Jr. shows. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L...ast_by_Nick_Jr.

Aww man I forgot about Bubble Guppies as well.
Nonny (That one with the goggles) has Down's Syndrome.
Other than that nothing out of the ordinary.

Oh. Hmm. Any others?

Not sure...Oh theres the Fresh Beat Band, though that ones normal.
The Backyardigans
Takes place in Purgatory.
ALL ROADS LEAD TO PURGATORY

I noticed..

Quite so.
I think that's about it for Nick Jr.

Now for Disney Junior. OH THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES.

It might take a month or two.
I need to grow accustomed to the shows.
Also, when Dark52 comes online, it's like God checking on his Angels.

Was that last part really necessary...??

Yes. It's yet another...
ANALYSIS

Like, SURIESLY?

RLY.
Anything else?

...THE WONDER PETS. *facepalm* I need better memory...

So do I! It's like we have the same brain.
The Wonder Pets are Guardian Angels.

We don't have the same brain, even metaphorically. They don't give new episodes of this, in fact it's on Noggin rather than Nick Jr. (Noggin is part of Nick Jr., though). LazyTown. Me and my sister used to watch it.

Not to burst your bubble, but Nick Jr REPLACED Noggin.
Let's see...I used to watch LazyTown when I was younger. Unfortunately I never saw the one awesome moment (You are a pirate!) but I got a hell of a lot of creepy crap. Though I didn't know that when I watched it.
Maybe LazyTown is a real life version of Candle Cove?
Here's how Pocoyo got his name, so now it's official. Pocoyo definitely has a christian message.
From Wikipedia:
Quote:

Pocoyo's name was provided by David Cantolla, one of the creators, after his three-year-old daughter used it in her nightly prayers saying "Eres niño poco yo" ("You're a child little me") instead of "Eres niño como yo ("You're a child like me"). "Pocoyó" could roughly be translated to English as "little me", "not much me" or "a little bit me", though it is a made-up construction

*facepalm* I speak Spanish and I couldn't even figure out that Pocoyo's name really does translate to "little me". About the LazyTown analysis, that isn't much of an analysis.

Well theres nothin to analyze about Lazytown!

Maggie and the Ferocious Beast? What about that one?

Oh I used to watch that one when I was little! I think it takes place in purgatory. The Dinosaur thing and the Pig are hallucinations.
Also, if you didn't think Oobi was creepy before, there's one episode where Oobi and Keko's mouths are glued together. You can go to YouTube and search "Oobi The Soup" to find the clip.

Oh geeeez. That clip. About the Maggie and the Ferocious Beast analysis, I expected you to say that.

Hurr Hurr derp.
Blues Clues = Purgatory.
Franklin = Purgatory.
Little Bear = Purgatory.

Blues Clues = Expected.
Franklin = Expected.
Little Bear = Expected.

You sir, are predictable.

What happened to "genius"?

"Genius" exploded and fell into a lake.

Dora The Explorer: 7 Deadly Sins
Dora = Lust (excessive happiness)
Boots = Pride (He apparently takes pride in his boots)
Swiper = Envy
Grumpy Old Troll = Wrath
Owl from Dora's Enchanted Forest = Greed
Benny the Bull = Sloth
Backpack = Gluttony (YUMYUMYUMYUMYUM DELICIOSO)

That's different.

It's still an analysis! I can feel my genius coming back! HAHAHAHAHHAHHA

Yay..

I can tell you're depressed cause I ruined your childhood. *tries to not be a jackass* I'm sorry for exposing the truth of Nick Jr. *thinks u mad? To self*

What? Nick Jr. wasn't part of my childhood. ****, I barely watched Nick-anything!!!! I mostly watched Cartoon Network. The PlayStation and other video game systems were part of it, though.

Ah.
Well...
I suppose this thread is done for...

Yes. I believe so.

Quite so.
Very adequate.