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Unreasonable reasons to not get the game (Joke topic)
GigaCamo Emerald Sparx Gems: 4288
#51 Posted: 23:18:51 07/10/2016
I will not get this game because you can not get a ballon ride with Flynn.
KeybasHedKey Ripto Gems: 1862
#52 Posted: 23:21:11 07/10/2016
Quote: alicecarp
I'm not getting this game if none of the knight imaginator weapons are a key.



That´s me in an alternative universe. smilie

I won´t get this game ´cause you can´t make Kairi smilie
Bitmap Yellow Sparx Gems: 1818
#53 Posted: 00:05:29 08/10/2016
I will not buy this game if the Resaurus Crash Bandicoot figures aren't compatible!

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Luminous35 Gold Sparx Gems: 2457
#54 Posted: 01:13:44 08/10/2016
Not buying because there's four life and four tech characters! T R I G G E R E D !!!!!!1!!111!
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GaiaMemories Emerald Sparx Gems: 3824
#55 Posted: 01:19:41 08/10/2016
I refuse to buy bec it RUINED SPYRO11!!!!!1
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#56 Posted: 01:50:04 08/10/2016
Not buying because they gave tae kwon crow OCD
Punch_Potion_X Blue Sparx Gems: 894
#57 Posted: 02:23:49 08/10/2016
Quote: ZapNorris
Not buying because they gave tae kwon crow OCD


same.
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Skylanders Ring of Heroes.
Will (hopefully) only require pockets half as deep
ChillStealthElf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1864
#58 Posted: 02:43:37 08/10/2016
Stealth Elf isn't a ninja sensei.....and you can't give Imaginators boobs
Skylander3112 Gold Sparx Gems: 2128
#59 Posted: 02:54:39 08/10/2016
Because damn you activision
omer1698 Gold Sparx Gems: 2258
#60 Posted: 06:19:49 08/10/2016
anthor reson i dont buy the game its becuse they made swashbukler without legs, how am i supposed to make a decent dark swashbukler deadpool if he dont have any lags?!.
anthor reason i dont buy the gmae is if there wll not be a deadpool set!.
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alicecarp Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12955
#61 Posted: 10:20:19 08/10/2016
I'm not getting this game because none of my amiibos will be compatible.

I'm not getting this game because I won't be able to transfer my Imaginators to Sun/Moon when it comes out.
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#62 Posted: 11:12:35 08/10/2016
I'm not getting this game because it's too cheap.
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newkill Emerald Sparx Gems: 3988
#63 Posted: 11:30:06 08/10/2016 | Topic Creator
Same here. But having my name in the credits is not enough to buy the game. The beginning of the credits and the opening cinematic must say the game is dedicated to me specifically, thanking me for being the greatest Skylander fan.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 11:30:26 08/10/2016 by newkill
KingMed Gold Sparx Gems: 2456
#64 Posted: 11:30:27 08/10/2016
I won't buy this game because Spyro is flirting with stealth elf instead of cynder and Mesmeralda isn't a sensei so....
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 11:30:54 08/10/2016 by KingMed
4inCreation Gold Sparx Gems: 2989
#65 Posted: 11:43:17 08/10/2016
I'm not getting it because Imaginite Crystals are Legos.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 11:45:56 08/10/2016 by 4inCreation
Takadox360 Gold Sparx Gems: 2888
#66 Posted: 14:06:04 08/10/2016
I'm not getting this game because creation crystals are unresettable.

I hope i triggered some of u
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Takadox360 Gold Sparx Gems: 2888
#67 Posted: 15:07:57 08/10/2016
Quote: Drawdler
Quote: Takadox360
I'm not getting this game because creation crystals are unresettable.

I hope i triggered some of u


TRIGGERED

THAT SPOILER HAS INCONSISTENT GARMMAR



Who's Garmmar?
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i am trash
alicecarp Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12955
#68 Posted: 20:52:50 08/10/2016
I'm not getting this game because neither Sunburn or Whirlwind are NPCs.
Kat-Kun Green Sparx Gems: 415
#69 Posted: 23:52:13 08/10/2016
I'm not getting the game is because there is no Metal Sonic figure!
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the waaaaaay!
AdamGregory03 Gold Sparx Gems: 2156
#70 Posted: 00:19:39 09/10/2016
TAWP TEN REEZUNS WHY IDIOTMAGINATORS IS THE DUMBEST GAME EVR AND YOU SHUDNT BYE IT.

10. Because Flynn's face is stupid.
9. Because they ruined Crash Bandicoot by bringing him back from the dead to promote his new games coming out.
8. Because there's no Amiibo compatibility on the Xbox version.
7. Because Donald Trump is going to become president of the United States even though he's doing everything in his power to prove he's worse than Hillary.
6. Because Pokemon Sun and Moon will be so much better.
5. Because Flynn's face is stupid.
4. Because Spyro looks like a pug.
3. Because they have a monster made out of Mexican food. That's just silly.
2. Because there's still no trailer for the Netflix show.
1. Because Flynn's face is stupid.
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DarkPredator Gold Sparx Gems: 2276
#71 Posted: 00:21:34 09/10/2016
Too much sky, not enough land.
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Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#72 Posted: 06:19:10 09/10/2016
I'll not buy it because The Gulper doesn't brutally kills the mexican food monsters by eating then.
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Bruh
Kat-Kun Green Sparx Gems: 415
#73 Posted: 08:57:52 09/10/2016
I won't buy because MeGaLoVania isn't in it!
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the waaaaaay!
KingMed Gold Sparx Gems: 2456
#74 Posted: 09:20:48 09/10/2016
I won't get the game because tidepool is wearing clothes !!!
Enough said.
McMurderpaws Yellow Sparx Gems: 1330
#75 Posted: 18:18:22 09/10/2016
I won't get the game because it's not out until next week, and I want it noooooooooow.
Buuzer Hunter Gems: 6546
#76 Posted: 18:20:28 09/10/2016
I won't get the game because Harambe is dead.
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Kat-Kun Green Sparx Gems: 415
#77 Posted: 18:27:07 09/10/2016
I won't get the game because Ness isn't a guest character.
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the waaaaaay!
newkill Emerald Sparx Gems: 3988
#78 Posted: 09:22:34 10/10/2016 | Topic Creator
Not getting the game because some people got it earlier.
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Kat-Kun Green Sparx Gems: 415
#79 Posted: 10:26:53 10/10/2016
Not getting the game because there is no exotic butter.
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the waaaaaay!
CountMoneyBone Platinum Sparx Gems: 5073
#80 Posted: 11:39:02 10/10/2016
Not getting the game because....

the game sucks and have been done to death by now. to many useless plastic figures and to little gameplay, that usually just last a week at most before you finish it. the skylanders games cost have skyrocket to insane height, back in 2011 it was $6.99 for a figure, now its $19.99, with no extra feature but more plastic used to make them bigger, with sloppy paint jobs. also the game is released unfinished and broken, when you pay around $2000 for basic features for a game at least i expect it to be finished. then you have microtransaction in a game that is focused on kids. they dont even have a visa card, so what the heck is all that about?. the issues with releases of game items like figures,adventure packs, crystals, traps etc is getting worse every year. some countries miss out a lot because activision cant be arsed to do proper releases. so people that just want to play the game end up depending on ebay scalpers or ordering from other countries, this raise the price cost even higher. if you are thinking of quieting this game franchises, now its the right time, its not gonna get better its gonna get worse.

LOL!... who i am kidding of course i am getting the game smilie
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Edited 2 times - Last edited at 13:44:42 10/10/2016 by CountMoneyBone
JohnnySmasher42 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3063
#81 Posted: 12:39:23 10/10/2016
I'm not getting the game because Hugo is in it
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Skylanders is dead and Activision killed it
AdamGregory03 Gold Sparx Gems: 2156
#82 Posted: 13:49:16 10/10/2016
Quote: CountMoneyBone
Not getting the game because....

the game sucks and have been done to death by now. to many useless plastic figures and to little gameplay, that usually just last a week at most before you finish it. the skylanders games cost have skyrocket to insane height, back in 2011 it was $6.99 for a figure, now its $19.99, with no extra feature but more plastic used to make them bigger, with sloppy paint jobs. also the game is released unfinished and broken, when you pay around $2000 for basic features for a game at least i expect it to be finished. then you have microtransaction in a game that is focused on kids. they dont even have a visa card, so what the heck is all that about?. the issues with releases of game items like figures,adventure packs, crystals, traps etc is getting worse every year. some countries miss out a lot because activision cant be arsed to do proper releases. so people that just want to play the game end up depending on ebay scalpers or ordering from other countries, this raise the price cost even higher. if you are thinking of quieting this game franchises, now its the right time, its not gonna get better its gonna get worse.

LOL!... who i am kidding of course i am getting the game smilie



Now THAT's pretty damn unreasonable.
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Golden Queen did nothing wrong and she is best evil waifu.
Check this out! Please?
Luminous35 Gold Sparx Gems: 2457
#83 Posted: 14:20:54 10/10/2016
I'm not getetyein th GaEM beCuauuese FlYnNnN Is BaCkK. Eewewewewewewewewewe
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McMurderpaws Yellow Sparx Gems: 1330
#84 Posted: 15:09:18 10/10/2016
I'm not getting the game because CountMoneyBone is.
skylandsfan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5544
#85 Posted: 23:02:49 10/10/2016
Not getting the game because heads can't grill steaks.
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My life will not be complete until I own Sun Dragon
Luminous35 Gold Sparx Gems: 2457
#86 Posted: 23:06:59 10/10/2016
Not getting the game because Felicia stole Ro-Bow's bow!!!!11!!1!11
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Wishblade Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262
#87 Posted: 23:18:48 10/10/2016
I'm not getting this game because I like having money.
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Any last wishes?
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8526
#88 Posted: 23:22:21 10/10/2016
Too many people want the game and it makes me feel like I won't be a douchey hipster when I get the game.
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DinoRangSaMan Blue Sparx Gems: 775
#89 Posted: 00:27:33 11/10/2016
I don't want to buy the game unless its playable underwater
- DinoRangSaMan
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4inCreation Gold Sparx Gems: 2989
#90 Posted: 02:19:53 11/10/2016
It's demeaning to waste my time on something so enjoyable.
sunburnninja Yellow Sparx Gems: 1131
#91 Posted: 02:56:10 11/10/2016
Because ninjas dont have bodies...

Nuff Said
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isaac343018s Emerald Sparx Gems: 4478
#92 Posted: 03:01:18 11/10/2016
Because Activision doesnt listen to their fanbase's opinio-

Oh its UNreasonable reasons... Hm. Ok...

BCUZ DK AND BOWSR DIDNT GET RESPOSES
Dark35 Blue Sparx Gems: 931
#93 Posted: 03:01:35 11/10/2016
Many, MANY REASONS,

1- Blaster torn only has one ring
2- Fizzland only has 2 z's
3- Spyro isn't in it
4- No Luminous
5- Ambushes sword is at a 110 degree angle
6- Smol hands hand is too big
7- No exploding sheep
8- Hugo is in it
9- Not enough variants- pfft we all know altmagedon 2 is coming
10- No PainGuin
11- Bloom Boom is lime green not artichoke green
12- It comes out on a Sunday
13- No gills
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Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#94 Posted: 16:32:57 11/10/2016
I won't get this game because I won't get this game.
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Bruh
Takadox360 Gold Sparx Gems: 2888
#95 Posted: 16:39:09 11/10/2016
I won't get this game because Crash10 won't get this game.
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i am trash
KingMed Gold Sparx Gems: 2456
#96 Posted: 17:56:08 11/10/2016
Because I can't give roller brawl a lap dance in game
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