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CROSSOVER with LOL in Skylands and The Mystery of Earth
Chapter 2: Across Dimensions

“Okay Team! Let’s start recruiting!” orders Fist Bump. “Dude, we’re in the Mirror of Mystery! We can’t trust anybody to stop evil, let’s go somewhere else” replies Hot Dog. “STOP EVIL!!!! I CAN HELP!” yells a yellow-coloured Ripto. “Ripto! Yes, just who we needed… Wait, Parallel Ripto! COOL!” exclaims Spry. “I am the hero of Skylands! RIPTO!!!” yells P-Ripto (Parallel Ripto). “OK, let’s go to another dimension!” exclaims Breeze, eager to get out of this place. Drobit nods to his sister and zaps the Skylanders, they seem to be in a land of candy. “SKYLANDERS!!!” yells Blackout, “A legion of Riptos is coming to kill you!!! Wanna die or come with us” A few Candylanders stay to eat sugar but a sugar-coated Weeruptor comes and joins in the fun.

After a few more dimensions of recruiting, the Skylanders have a full on army to take on the Ripto-legion and save everyone across all dimensions. They all decide to go to SkyLOLlands and plan their attack in Skylanders Academy Stage Section. “Okay Team!” yells Spry, “You are all here to bring justice to Skylands and save everyone from the big attack!” The army of about forty Skylanders cheer on to Spry’s speech and Drobit walks up to the stage. “We know you are all different and may not get along!” yells Drobit, “But we can put our differences aside! I see we have a Sugar-Coated Weeruptor, a completely black Zap, a cookie Chop Chop and even a good Ripto! But with the help of all of your differences, we have a high chance of winning our war against Ripto! Blackout, come up please!” Drobit exits the stage to join the crowd and Blackout makes his way up. “Okay team! You have nothing to be worried about you are working with us! You will return safely home after the battle” announces Blackout, “We will save all the dimensions from Ripto and return peacefully to your own dimensions!” Everyone gives a big round of applause and get into groups of fours and continue to come up with different plans to stop Ripto.

“Spry, I’m scared” says Breeze, “What if we never get our powers back and stay human?” Spry looks at the scared Breeze and wonders the same thing. “Hel-lo Sky-lan-derrs” says an Animatronic Smolderdash, “May I join you pl-ease?” Breeze nods and lets the Smolderdash join their group. “Are you Oh-kay?” asks the Smolderdash. “Yeah, I am” replies Breeze. “Don’t worry Breeze, I promise you everyone will work out just fine” says Spry, not completely sure.

“Okay group! We need to find out an idea to stop the Ripto’s” says Fist Bump to his group. “What about CANDY!!!” yells the Sugar-Coated Weeruptor. “For Candy-Ripto that will work” says Fist Bump. “Candy-Ripto? There is no such thing, we have LICORICE RIPTO!!! Ugh…” says Weeruptor in disgust. “I got it! We can trap them with this” says a Glowing Pop Fizz, pulling an orange crystal of his pocket. Fist Bump grabs the crystal and has a look. “It’s a trap, with Ripto’s face on it” says Fist Bump, fascinated, “But are you sure it will work?” Pop Fizz takes back the trap and says “It will work, this Trap is from carved from the ancient elder’s charm in Glowlands” Fist Bump thinks for a moment, then grabs the trap, runs out on stage and grabs the microphone.

“Attention!” yells Fist Bump, “I have idea!” The Skylanders turn towards Fist Bump. “Once the Ripto’s get us, we will split of into eight groups of five and take some Ripto’s to different dimensions” exclaims Fist Bump, “From there, we take them out and meet back over in Skylands Academy and place them all in this!” Fist Bump takes out the trap and shows everybody. “Okay everybody!” yells Ember, “Get ready in your groups of five for Ripto!” The Skylanders jump around fussing about to make groups or five, but manage to do it. BOOM! An explosion cracks open the side of the Stage. “HAHAHA!!!!” yells Ripto, emerging from the explosion. “Okay teams, let’s do this!!!” orders Spry, “BRING IT ON RIPTO!!!!” Breeze looks at Spry for a second and says to him, “Are you ready?” Spry gives a smile, “My flabby butt is ready!!!”

The Dimensional War, begins…

Working on someone new...

Oh God Elsa

Why Elsa?

Please my friend use the edit button

Drobot007, off-topic stop ruining the fan-fiction! YOUR ARE NOW BLOCKED!!!

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Drobot007, off-topic stop ruining the fan-fiction! YOUR ARE NOW BLOCKED!!!

Someone is gonna be mad. Anyways, I like the story. It is funny.

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Drobot007, off-topic stop ruining the fan-fiction! YOUR ARE NOW BLOCKED!!!

Someone is gonna be mad. Anyways, I like the story. It is funny.

You should've enterd the contest but too late

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Unblock me then I will stop posting off topic here.
Why did you unblock me?

Dude this is a fanfic not world war 3
so calm down

Also Season three might be preimreing today!
As well as the final chapter of the cross over

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Don't care answer my question first. I can't post in your guestbook or pm you so how else am I supposed to do it.

Calm down you'll see mi plans in mi season thres

drobot007, calm down! It's not like he banned you from DarkSpyro.

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drobot007, calm down! It's not like he banned you from DarkSpyro.

yeah what he said

Stop the off topic posting guys. It's not really a mature way to handle a block situation.

Also, Funnybonefan, STOP DOUBLE POSTING!!!!!!!!!

SEASON THREE HUGE PEEK!

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Also, Funnybonefan, STOP DOUBLE POSTING!!!!!!!!!

Funnybonefan hasen't posted in this thread.
Keep it up. Like the crossover ;P

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Also, Funnybonefan, STOP DOUBLE POSTING!!!!!!!!!

He's not really double posting. It was just me sweeping away irrelevant posts.

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Also, Funnybonefan, STOP DOUBLE POSTING!!!!!!!!!

He's not really double posting. It was just me sweeping away irrelevant posts.

Oh, ok. Nevermind then.

Sorry to every one who reads these stories
There has been 3 delays threw chapter three of season 2 we don't know when it's going to be posted
We're sorry

CROSSOVER with LOL in Skylands and The Mystery of Earth
Chapter 3: Dimension War

The Dimension War has begun, The Skylanders grab portal guns and sends their own 8 groups of 5 Skylanders and 5 Riptos into different dimensions, we now join a group in a cookie dimension.

“Its home!” yells the Cookie Chop Chop, “But it seems different… LIKE A BURNT COOKIE!” Unexpectedly, a Cookie-looking Ripto starts flinging cookies as fast as Captain America’s Sheild. “Ah! Metal Cookies!?” yells Fist Bump, getting a cookie thrown into his face. As he has no powers, Fist Bump picks up the metal cookies rapidly and starts flinging them at the Riptos, knocking four of them down like Bowling Pins. “Cool! Now its five Skylanders versus an ugly half-baked cookie Ripto!” yells Cookie Chop Chop. “Uh Chop Chop, only you and I are fighting the Ripto! The other Skylanders died” says Fist Bump, pointing at three dead Caveman Slam Bams with a metal cookie jammed in their bums. “You won’t beat me!!!” yells the Cookie Ripto. Then, a flash appears and two Skylanders fall on Cookie Chop Chop and Ripto, smashing them to cookie chunks. “You took out Chop Chop and Ripto!” exclaims Fist Bump, happy and disappointed. “Yeah, well me and Breeze took out our Riptos, so we thought we’d help!” replies Hot Dog. “How many Skylanders are still fighting?” asks the curious Fist Bump. “There is only one group still fighting! They are in the glowing dimension” replies Breeze, “P.S. Everyone died except the guys from Earth, SkyLOLlands and the guys fighting Riptos”. The Skylanders then teleport quickly to the glowing dimension to see the fight…

Once the Skylanders get to the ‘Glowlands’, they see the flabby Spry, the ab-y Drobit and Glowing Pop Fizz fighting a Ripto, a Spyro and a Pop Thorn. “Woah! Why is Pop Thorn and Spyro there?” asks Fist Bump. Breeze sighs and replies, “That’s Pitch Black Pop Thorn from our dimension! Somehow Ripto got in his mind and took over! The Spyro is from the Mirror of Mystery”. Fist Bump listens then tries to get in the fight, but trips over a pitch black spike. Fist Bump starts turning Pitch Black and Red all over his human body and turns against Spry. “Oh No! What did Ripto do?” screams Breeze. Suddenly, the only living Skylanders start trying to get into the fight, but end up tripping on the spikes and get corrupted. The only four Skylanders that remain are Breeze, Spry, Glowing Pop Fizz and Drobit with abs. “Spry! What is happening? This doesn’t seem like Ripto!” says Breeze running over to Spry. “Breeze look out!” yells Spry, watching something fly towards Breeze. Then, a rapid-fire spike shoots Breeze in the back and she turns pitch black.

Spry looks around and sees Drobit and Glowing Pop Fizz have been shot and corrupted. “Ripto! Why are you doing this?” yells Spry, “Usually villains like you try to take over and torture! Not corrupt people!” Riptos eyes brighten red and his skin starts falling off, making a big ‘CLANK!’ sound, as if it was metal. Then, the Animatronic Endoskeleton emerges with a dark smile. “I am on Operation: Revenge!” says the Animatronic Endoskeleton turning Pitch Black…

“But, Drobot reprogrammed you!” says the startled Spry. “No he didn’t!” yells the A.E (Animatronic Endoskeleton). “He did… I saw it!” replies Spry. “He programmed the fake chip I added to myself you idiot!” yells the A.E, “You know what? This scene is ugly!” The A.E then shoots a laser bomb and all the Pitch Black guys, the A.E and Spry suddenly end up in SkyLOLlands. “Lol! Fail! We are in SkyLOLlands!” says Spry aiming the Ripto trap at the A.E. “Now die you ugly BRA!!!!” yells Spry, activating the trap. A bright light emerges from trap and all the Pitch Black power from the evil Skylanders gets sucked into the trap as they fall flat on the ground. “Your next you stupid brobot!” yells Spry. The Trap grows brighter as the A.E gets pushed towards it and finally gets sucked in, the A.E’s face screams from the trap as a Purple, Orange, Blue and Pink energy appears from it shooting at Spry, Drobit, Breeze and Ember as they jump to their feet as a dragon.

“Awesome! You trapped the A.E!” replies Ember. “Yes! No more flab!” yells Spry. “No! No more ab!” mourns Drobit. “Hey, we need to get back to our universe” says Fist Bump, “Good Luck in SkyLOLlands!” Drobit shoots out a portal and the still-human Fist Bump, Déjà vu, Hot Dog, Trigger Snappy, Spy Rise and the not-human Blackout jump in waving a happy goodbye. “Saved Skylands again! But that Endoskeleton… It still seems to bug me…” says Spry, feeling cautious. “Well Spry, smash it!” yells Breeze. “Okay!” replies Spry, stomping on the trap into little pieces. The residents of SkyLOLlands and Mabu crowd around Spry and congratulate him. “That was amazing! You saved SkyLOLlands! But Spry, holidays are over” says Cali. “We have built a training school for Skylanders, Welcome to Skyhigh!” Spry’s eyes open wide, “Oh No! School!”

Without anyone noticing, a dark spirit of the A.E. comes out of a broken sharp of the trap and enters the closing portal to Earth. He whispers “Phantom Endoskeleton” and smiles…

Season three
Story 1: Skylands
Chapter 1
your mom said you were sick & you sleept for 3 months
wtf!
well welcome to Skyhigh i'll now take you to your class
ohh yay!
this is your techer he name is Elsa
oh no i think i know her
well good luck
****!
Ok so this is your class
Hello you must be spry
ahh the ugly *****
What did you call me
spry what are you doing
Your going to go talk to the princable & you'll have to take care of the new kid with drobit
ahh
& guess what i'm the new kids
:0 u gotta be kidding me
what?
you where the most enoying kid in school last year

Chapter 2
well **** you Bop
why?
because your very anooying
&..
your wierd & a totall nerd
Hey new kid
what!
your wierd lol in u
well i better go to drobit
so...
where officaly in high school which sucks
i know
hey look at that hot dragon
what are you ugly freaks looking at me
man your pretty
& your ugly
hey don't be rude
hi Spry i'm Bikiniu
i'm gemflash
and i'm Smallfry
Everybody it's time for lunch & remember clubs are on to sign up
{At lunch]
ohh i'm going to sign into the gleek club so that means u & Drobit have to as well
who said?
i did

Chapter 3
dam it
shame on u 2
so that means i have to do it aswell
guess
**** that means yes
it does indeed
hola amigitos!
WTF did you say
i said hi friendzies
what does that mean
i'll help you guys with this hole entire gleek thing
for goodness sake thanks!
What's like going like on
oh hi Taylor your pretty
Hmm your pretty
[ faints]
Well that went a bit over thought
hmm who cares wana go out to get some milkshakes Taylor
Yes plz
well this is the Gleek club
man this sucks
[ sings take me to church]
wow your very good at singing
i know!
well wow wow what is my fat sister doing her
don't you know she's a great singing see sing Ember!
[ sings Ugly heart]
WoW this totally sucks i'm going to ask Mrs Elsa if i could do anything else
ok
[At class 1]
Elsa is there any other things i can do insteed of being in the gleek club
You could get a job at Fazbear's fright
yay thanks

Comming soon...

Spring Trap has already appeared guys! Give a round of applause for dis!!!!

WTF Even is this. I love it. I don't even know anymore.

I know this is sort of irrelevant. But does anyone else think Phantom Chica looks like a bunch of Pumpkins?

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I know this is sort of irrelevant. But does anyone else think Phantom Chica looks like a bunch of Pumpkins?

I would say watermelons.

EDIT: Can I become a writer?

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Quote: Iganagor

I know this is sort of irrelevant. But does anyone else think Phantom Chica looks like a bunch of Pumpkins?

I would say watermelons.

EDIT: Can I become a writer?

No, funnybone said

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Quote: Iganagor

I know this is sort of irrelevant. But does anyone else think Phantom Chica looks like a bunch of Pumpkins?

I would say watermelons.

EDIT: Can I become a writer?

No, funnybone said

i only said it to Drobot007 & FunnyboneFan
So...
Welcome to the team!

Check out the Mystery of Earth from the CROSSOVER HERE

Hey, so I am the planner. What do I do? I want to help make the story funny as much as possible!

Quote: WilltheWizard

Hey, so I am the planner. What do I do? I want to help make the story funny as much as possible!

Yep
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Season 3 offical Posters

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Season 3 offical Posters

I love it.

Welcome to Fazbear's fright
VERY SOON...

Fazbear's Fright
Chapter 1
wow so this is Fazbear's fright
Yep it is.
well wish me luck
i won't
well wish me bad luck
That i'll do
well here i go
Phone dude: Hello hello guard welcome to Fazbear's fright!
this is junk
Phone dude: Today i'll tell u how to survive the frist night
ok...
Phone dude: well there's Spring bonnie you'll encounter him
[ looks at camara]
Hello
ahhh
Phone dude: Fazbear's fright will not be responceable of: Death & Injury
****!
Phone dude: see ya bra
what am i going to do .Help!
Phone dude: It's me Purple trap
who the hell is that!
[After night 1 & in skyhigh]
Drobit!
what!
well i got a job in Fazbear's fright & the phone said he's Purple trap
oh u mean the legendary rumour that the killer that was the phone dude that got stuffed into Spring trap
OMG
yep that's why i didn't quit the gleek club
yep & we've become nice friends aye
yep we have!
Hi Spry
oh hi Gemflash
have you seen the new Iphone 678
OMG it's out
nope but murder is
ahh help!


Author Anoucement
Welcome WilltheWizard to the team & another chapter will be posted soon...

Fazbear's fright
Chapter 2 Bad luck

YOUR GONNA DIE BECAUSE I'M BB
ahh call the police
what did u say call the penis?
no call the police
why do u wana see my dick
i said call the police
ohh it's the police
quick
ok
This is the real me
ahh
[3 hours later]
News reporter: An animatronics shape shifted & set Skyhigh on fire luckily all students & Teacher survived
[Meanwhile]
As i'm the Skyhigh princable & Skyhigh burned down now Me & Tessa will make our schools 1
OMG
Plus it's sort of your fault spry
yes the fault that BB was trying to kill me!
Well now all the classes will change a bit
who cares
Let me see... I DO!
ok
oww
ahh **** it's bb
No that is the real Gemflash
ohhh!

MINECRAFT

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MINECRAFT

Illumanati Confirmed

Fazbear's fright
Chapter 3
so there's a good & bad gemflash?
Yes
oh...
HONEY!
OMG your out of jail
yes i am!
Ewww she's ugly
WHAT ME NOT SEXY
Calm down *****
me doggy?
oh no she's torchering her
nah she's just being stupid
yeah
Why are we outside looking at Skyhigh burning down we where ment to be learning
yeah i'm going to our NEWschool
Good morning kids
ahh **** what is perspone my teacher
Your kicked out of the school. *****!

it's ok you could go to Girls highschool that's Ember's new school
[ slaps in the face]

A new lol in skylands poster.

FriendShip
Chapter 1
but Spry it's the only thing you can do
FINE!
[At Girllanders high]
As i now make a school for only for girls
oh hi...
**** what are you doing here Spry-Lah
huh spry
hi!
WTF are ya doing here Spry
i got kicked out of Barden high so this is the only school that i'm allowd in
What the heck dude this is a girl school
Well now a girl school with a boy...
so i'm allowd in
Fine u a$$hole
yay
[In Spry's house]
well spry that is what i wanted to tell you
what?
i think we should break our friendship
WTF no
but we don't do stuff together anymore & we don't go to the same school
yeah & who cares
well i've made a new friend
[ gets a 67kg ball & throws it to Drobit's foot & Leaves]
[At the hospital]
DOCTOR: I'm sorry to say MrsWind but Drobit has broken his leg & he's to NEVER walk again
ohh...

Fun fact: The concept of the series was ment to be about but then i changed my mind & now it's

Lol


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It's the final countdown
[23 hours After the notice of Drobit never going to walk again]
it's the best day ever!
don't be mean he's my BFF
who cares he won't enoy me again
& he will break your nails with his wheelchair
oh no i didn't think of that
come he'll be ok
he isn't
how do u know?
he's the in world's best hospital & your threw a 67kg ball at his foot
come on it was an accedent
very funny
Bop remember today there's a gleek club meeting
would u mind if i go
[At the meeting]
[Everybody's singing this:
again you guys are awesome at singing
i know
why are u being friendly to me
IDK!
ok...

99th post
Keep it up i love these stories

Is there going to be another crossover?

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99th post
Keep it up i love these stories

Is there going to be another crossover?

Hmmmmm...