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Chapter 3 Equality

Okay, it's been exactly one week since we beat those bullies and they're now rotting their lives away in prison
(The crowd cheers)
Now, we will tackle the second problem in Skylanders... There is no equality
(The crowd boos)
Yes it's awful, now welcome my best friend who isn't treated equal with the others Skylanders Dino-Rang!
(The crowd cheers teh Dino-Rang)
Hello everyone I'm here with my best friend Ghost Roaster... Now, we've been best friends for almost three years now and there's been problems
(The crowd sounds shocked)
You see, because of Ghost Roaster I am not treated as well as I could be... If I weren't friends with him I'd be treated equal and with more respect
Do you guys here that? He's blaming me! The man who is putting and end to this
I'm blaming you because it is you! You are such a horrible person and a bully! Now, you're pandering and lying to these people for their money!
Who dare you! I've never been a bully I've just been bullied, hate crimed against and have been treated unequal
I refuse to be your friends any longer... Screw you
(Dino-Rang starts walking away)
He just hate crimed me... ARREST HIM!
(The Mabu Police jump Dino-Rang and take to his cell and then the crowd cheers)
Thank you all! Tune in next weeks episode for a party for me!
(The crowd cheers louder)
(Meanwhile)
Why are you here Dino-Rang?
Ghost Roaster lied about me hate criming him and now I'm in here
Us too, we need to stop this nut job before it's too late...

Chapter 4 Fixed Laws

Mabu Law Maker: Who are you?
We were sent here by da Spyro! We will explain why hate crimes laws should be cancelled
Mabu Law Maker: You won't change our minds no matter how hard you try
I assure you I'll try hard than you have in your entire life!
Don't forget me!
(Eye-Small rolls and starts flexing his muscles)
Mabu Law Maker: Oh great you brought a midget
Now you see when someone eats someone because they ate their sandwich isn't that a hate crime?
Mabu Law Maker: No be...
It was a rhetorical question my friend
When someone vandalises government property is that not for their hate of the government?
So, all hate crimes laws support is that we are all different, that we are not the same
It's saying that Skylanders are different from Mabu and that we shouldn't be treated the same
So, we should all be treated the same for any crime against anyone because we are all living beings
Thank you for listening
Mabu Law Maker: That made the most sense of anything I've ever heard... Hate crime laws are abolished!
YAY!
Mabu Law Breaker: Now, your friends can be released from prison

Chapter 5 The Finale Of The Ghost Roaster Show

This sucks, A whole week in prison!
It's even worse due to the fact we have no toilet and all of your excretion has gone into the corner of the room...
When I get out I'm getting Ghost Roaster
(The Mabu Police arrive at the cell door and open it with a key)
Mabu Police: Hate crimes laws have been abolished, you are free to leave
Finally, Back to our normal lives!
(The looks at a TV that is stuck to wall and the Ghost Roaster Show begins with Ghost Roaster having a party)
All right guys, to the Ghost Roaster to put an end to his show and lies!
(The trio arrive on the Ghost Roaster show set)
How are you out of prison? Security, security!
We were let out by the police because hate crime laws have been abolished!
That can't be... THAT'S STUPID! HATE CRIME LAWS MAKE 100% SENSE AND SHOULD STAY!
No, they shouldn't... All they promote is that everyone is different and that people should be treated differently for the same crimes which is completely unfair
If we all want to be treated equally like Ghost Roaster said last week then the first step to that is stopping hate crime laws
NO DAMMIT! YOU STUPID IDIOTS THEY'RE LIARS!
Ghost Roaster is using for your money and tricking you!
(The crowed begins to boo)
SHUT UP THE PATHETIC WEAK MABUS!
You deserve a punishment for this... We're taking you to Spyro
(Ghost Roaster then pulls out a gun and points it at Dino-Rang)
I'LL SHOOT!
Whoa, whoa, whoa Ghost Roaster think about what the hell you're doing here...
Get the hell of my stage or I'll kill you!
I won't let fear be the winner I'm not leaving
(Ghost Roaster then shoots Dino-Rang in the chest, drops his gun and floats away to escape)
Follow him Hot Dog!
(Hot Dog then runs after Ghost Roaster while Fist Bump aids Dino-Rang)
Stop running you butthole!
You'll never take me alive!
(Ghost Roaster then floats to the edge of the island)
Ghost Roaster, don't jump this is stupid just come back and we'll this you...
I... It's too late for that now...
(Ghost Roaster then falls to his death as Hot Dog closes his eyes)
Not like this... Not like this...
(Hot Dog the kneels down as others arrive at the scene.

Kaos and Vathek
Chapter 1 The Traptanium

Job well done Doom Raiders!
Now, my plan shall be completed!
What is your plan Golden Queen?
(Vathek comes out of the shadows...)
Vathek: Quick I need the Traptanium
Vathek? Why do you need this Traptanium for?
Vathek: I'm very injured and thisssss will make me ssssssupreme!
What about the Trap Masters? They'll destroy the Traptanium
Vathek: That is the reason I requesssssst some of you Doom Raiderssssssssss either take the Trap Masterssssssss weapons or kill them...
KILL THEM? DUDE WE'RE NOT GOING TO MURDER THEM!
Vathek: What kind of villainsssss are you if you won't kill the SSSSSSkylanders?
Say Golden Queen why should Vathek get the Traptanium when he didn't do anything?
I made a deal with him and the Doom Raiders...
And I got nothing?
You can have a share of the Traptanium...
Vathek: Not a chance Kaossssssssssssss! Now, Doom Raidersssssssss get rid of the other Traptanium while I get this armour ready and when it is I rule SSSSSSSkylandsssss and you guysssssss shall live
I'll sort something out
(Meanwhile)
Spyro, why haven't we done anything about the stolen Traptanium?
We will when it comes our way
What do you mean?
They'll try use it on us and we'll destroy it
And if they don't?
We'll find it

Chapter 2 Taking Traptanium Weapons

It looks like they've improved their security since we broke into there...
How do we get in this time Kaos?
Just blow a hole through the roof and take the weapons
They'll find us if we do that
That doesn't matter just do it Kaos
As you wish...
(Kaos then turns to his Giant Floating Head and destroys the roof and jumps down with the Doom Raiders)
Downstairs everyone, the Trap Masters are down here
Kaos? You better back off right now! GIANTS WAKE UP!
(The rest of the Giants wake up and are ready for battle)
You Doom Raiders fight them! (Kaos runs to the Trap Master room)
Kaos? What a mistake you have made by confronting us
Not really!
(Kaos places down a fire element symbol which Thunderbolt and Gusto which they are weak too)
HAHAHA PVP I WILL AVENGE YOUR RULES!
(Kaos defeats every Trap Master with there weakness and takes all of the weapons)

Chapter 3 Supreme Armour

Here are the weapons... Are you ready yet?
(Vathek them comes out of the shadows as a ultimate Traptanium being)
Woah... That's incredibly evil!
Vathek: Now, we musssssst destroy SSSSSSSSSkylandsssss and all the pathetic SSSSkylandersssss!
And how does Traptanium armour give you the ability to destroy Skylands?
Vathek: It isssssn't just armour it issss invincibility I can destroy anything without a ssssssscratch!
And then rule Skylands?
Vathek: Yesssssss, of coursssssssse... With you assss my right hand man
Then what?
Vathek: We rule SSSSSkylanssss
I've never thought of what I'd do after that... The Skylanders are they to battle with... If we one what would there be to do? Nothing...
Vathek: Kaossssssss are you ruling againsssst my plan?
Yes, I am I refuse to let this happen! I'm the main villain and I lose! I like it that way and I won't let you change it
Vathek: DOOM RAIDERS! Kill him...
KILL?
You heard the man Kaos must die!
NO!
(Kaos throws Doom Sharks towards the Doom Raiders and escapes the Villain base)

Chapter 4 Destroying Skylands

Vathek: Now, the dessstruction of SSSSSkylanssssss will begin!
(Vathek the flies through the ceiling and begins destroying the outside world)
Guys, I'm thinking Kaos was right about what he said... This'll be boring with the world destroyed and no enemy
I agree, it's fun plotting against the Skylanders and facing them... Maybe, we can win but not win everything?
Have you to gotten soft? We are the rightful owners of Skylands not anyone else
Who wants to a destroyed lonely land? Where's the entertainment?
You two quiet down! Wolfgang, Chef Pepper Jack you to find Koas and bring him to me
Yes, queen...
(Wolfgang and Chef Pepper Jack leave)
What of my Chompies where are they?
I agree with these guys, it's fun fooling around with the Skylanders
You all quiet down right now! We are the rulers and that's final, you hear me?
Yes, Golden Queen...
(Meanwhile)
Something is destroying the Mabu homes!
(Sunburn pulls out binoculars)
That's Vathek!
Let me see!
(Spyro takes the binoculars and looks through)
You're right and he has Traptanium armour! That's why they stole it... And, we can't penetrate it without the Traptanium weapons that they stole! Quick, Sunburn find a group of Skylands to take with you on your journey to the Outlands to retrieve the Traptanium weapons!
Yes, sir

Chapter 5 The Outlands

Wow... This place sucks it's all dark and sadface
Come on Wrecking Ball we need to find their Villain Base!
If only I had my helmet I would have the ability to find this said base
When we find it we must be ready for a fight as the Doom Raiders may be there
And... Kaos...
Isn't that Chef Pepper Jack?
Aw, snap the Skylanders are here!
Aw, yeah! I've been itching for a fight!
Blastermind, Wrecking Ball you two stay back, Me and Scratch will handle these two!
Okay... (Wrecking Ball has apple juice that we begins drinking) How's life Blastermind?
Pretty neat when you're a midget...
I know right, midget power!
(Sunburn breaths out a flame of fire which Wolfgang doges while Scratch attempts to claw Chef Pepper Jack)
Stay still, the pain will be over quicker!
Not a chance cat!
(Sunburn teleports behind Wolfgang and begins to burn him while Scratch misses he scratch and is smacked to the ground)
SCRATCH!
(Sunburn runs to Scratch and burns Chef Pepper Jack)
Even though I'm in the fire element this still hurts!
(Wolfgang and Chef Pepper Jack run back to their Villain Base)
You okay Scratch?
I'm okay... Thanks to you!
(They smile at one another)
They must be going to their base, let's follow them!

Chapter 6 Doom Raider Betrayal

Those Skylanders thwarted our search for Kaos!
Wolfgang, Chef Pepper Jack take out the fools
What fools?
The fools in this room who disagree with our plans...
(Wolfgang then hits Dr. Krankcase with his harp which takes him to the ground)
No, this wrong Golden Queen!
(Gulper is then take down followed by the rest of the Doom Raiders)
Take them downstairs to the cells...
Yes, my quee...
(Wrecking Ball walks in acting drunk on apple juice)
Nobody moves, nobody dies!
The Skylanders followed us!
Your little plot ends here Doom Raiders... Wait, what happened...
They were weak believing that we need disgraces like you but I proved otherwise...
(Scratch leaps to Chef Pepper Jack and claws his face which leads to Chef Pepper Jack stumbling around)
Get this crazy cat off of me!
(Sunburn then begins torching Wolfgang)
I've go this fat... Ugly thing here...
ow did you get drunk on apple juice?
I didn't, I'm playing!
(Wrecking Ball pounces at Golden Queen as she sends him flying back his her attack shield)
Ow, you... You... Bully!

Chapter 7 Defeating The Golden Queen

I'm gonna take you out!
you foolish Skylanders Vathek will destroy Skylands and every Skylander but you four
So, we get to live? Yay!
No, I'm taking out you four, HAHAAHAHAHA!
Come on guys!
(Scratch, Sunburn and Blastermind are ready alongside Wrecking Ball as the Doom Raiders awaken)
Ow, wait... Skylanders? Golden Queen?
Join us Gulper we'll defeat her for betraying you
Yeah, come on Doom Raiders we work with the Skylanders and beat Golden Queen
No matter... I shall defeat each and every one of you with the power of gold!
(Wrecking Ball rolls into which knocks her over and allows the Doom Raiders to swarm her)
That was simple enough... Wait, my helmet is around here somewhere!
(Blastermind wonders around as he finds the Traptanium along with his helmet)
BLASTERMIND IS BACK INTO ACTION!
Okay, let's just take all of these back home

Chapter 8 Vathek Takes On The Skylanders HQ

Vathek: Now, it'ssss time to desssstroy that follissssh HQ!
Vathek is coming... Forcefield on!
(Spyro activates a large forcefield to cover the whole of the Skylanders HQ)
When did you get this installed?
When it was rebuilt... One of the things I thank Hot Dog for
(Vathek charges into the forcefield over and over in an attempt to break it)
Will this thing hold forever?
Um... Yeah?
(The forcefield then blinks on and off)
You were saying?
I sure hope they get here with the Traptanium soon or I'm afraid that Vathek will destroy this HQ and kill us all
(Vathek then hits the forcefield with such a force that breaks it and makes him smash through the Skylanders HQ)
Stealth Elf go get the other Skylanders ready for battle or escape quickly!
And you?
I face Vathek!
You can't beat him!
I know...
(Spyro then flies in the air to fight Vathek)

Chapter 9 Kaos Is good?

That was flipping awesome let's go home now...
What about us?
Keep beating up the Golden Queen?
No, after that when we are done with her
Be your own Villain and fight for your self in battle don't work as crappy groups
Okay, see you in battle later...
Will do Gulper, will do...
(Later)
We're almost out of the Outlands and good residence!
STOP!
(They all stop)
What is it Blastermind? A enemy?
It's my brother
You have a brother Blastermind?
I'm not his brother...
Whoops, wrong person... Hehe
We should take you down right now for what you have done!
I'm not with them anymore, I wanna take down Vathek that fool...
We can trust him, trust me he'll help
How do you carry weapons with your helmet?
Come on brother you know me
I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER!
Stop talking and get moving as time may be running out

Chapter 10 The Final Battle

We're back from... Oh, no!
(The Skylanders HQ has been destroyed by Vathek and Spyro is laying on the ground as the others run to him)
Spyro, what happened?
Vathek, was too powerful for any of us and he destroyed the whole HQ and I'm fatally wounded...
But, but... We have the Traptanium weapons back to defeat him and we have Kaos
It looks like I must defeat him as I'm the only Trap Master ready for battle
Vathek: Look who it is, Kaossssssss with the SSSSSkylanderssss!
Quiet down fool your time is over now as your armour will now be destroyed!
(Vathek then hits Blastermind's helmet which breaks his Traptanium crystals on his helmet)
NO, MY TRAPTANIUM!
Vathek: You have no Trap Masterssssssss to defeat me now!
(Vathek is then hit by two unknown figures as his armour breaks off of him and he falls to the ground weak and defeated)
Vathek: How?
Eh, what happened?
We'll get to that after we deal with Vathek...
Vathek: I ssssshall never beg for your mercy... I will take the imprisonment gladly
We can't have creatures like you living in Skylands... There's a difference between evil and just plain insane
Vathek: Kill me... Do it...
We can't just kill him can we?
You guys go to the HQ and check on the Skylanders and I'll deal with Vathek
Come along guys...
(The Skylanders go to the HQ and take the Traptanium weapons with them)
Vathek: You like thissss don't you? You'd like to kill me...
Not, quite yet... I'm taking you with me...
Vathek: To do what?
You'll see... HAHAAHAHAAH! Spyro? You're here?
Just take him... I don't care for him whatsoever...
(Meanwhile)
Is everyone okay?
Uh, yeah I have looked around and everyone is at least still breathing...
Ghost Roaster? Hot Dog said you died...
What did you expect me fall on? I was in the air for ages and landed in water so I decided to not die and make my journey back here
We forgot Spyro, I shall go get him...
(Blastermind leaves)
I'll give all the Trap Masters their weapons back
I'll help!
So... Scratch that was quite an adventure
Yeah, it was...
I guess I'll see you around...
Sure, see ya!
(Scratch walks away)
I think... I have love!

Can you add some chapter about the discovery of the light and dark elements

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Can you add some chapter about the discovery of the light and dark elements

That'll be after the Christmas story.

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Can you add some chapter about the discovery of the light and dark elements

That'll be after the Christmas story.

Okay...

these stories are great dude

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these stories are great dude

Thanks!

Christmas special. Is this gonna happen?

It's Almost Christmas
Chapter 1 The Presents

It's all most Christmas and none of us are ready!
The HQ's busted and my helmet is broken...
We have to go find Jolly Bumble Blast!
What can he do?
He can get the HQ fixed and your helmet fixed for Christmas!
Please Wrecking Ball do find him!
I'll try!
(Wrecking Ball then sets off to the Frostfest Mountains in search for Jolly Bumble Blast)
It's so called out here but I don't care I must find him and bring balance... Wait, I died last Christmas...
Fizzy: Hello there Skylander what brings you here?
I'm looking for Jolly Bumble Blast...
Fizzy: Oh, yes he's in the village playing games and stuff you should go quickly because a mighty storm is coming
(Wrecking Ball then dashes to the village and find Jolly Bumble Blast)
I found you! Now, please can I write a Christmas wish?
Who the hell are you?
I'm Wrecking Ball...
That fat little midget worm?
Hey, are you drunk?
You're like two years old you shouldn't know what drunk is...
Stealth Elf prepared me with a lot of stuff like this and gave demonstrations...
What the hell... You know what kid if you leave me alone I'll do your Christmas wishes
Yay!

Chapter 2 Christmas Wishes

So, kid what do you want?
Well, Blastermind wants a new Traptanium helmet and Spyro want a new HQ
Is that all?
Um... Well, I think everyone else will be awful sad if they didn't get nothing so Hot Dog can a have some fire proof mittens, Shroomboom can have a metallic sling shot...
(Wrecking Ball list gifts for every single Skylander but himself)
Okay... Okay... Are you finally finished?
Uh... Yeah... Oh Wait...
Aw, COME ON!
I haven't wished anything for myself...
Do it then ya ret...
I wish that it was Christmas day and that we were all at the fixed Skylanders HQ eating garlic bread... Can you do that?
Yes, kid just get out of my life
(It is now Christmas day with every wish coming true in the new Skylanders HQ)
This is an awesome Christmas!
My helmet if fixed... Praise the lord!
Mind if I join?
Join in brother!
I'm not your brother!
Garlic bread for everyone!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

???: Can we join the party?

Huh?

Dark And Light
Chapter 1 Introduction And Interruption

Who... Who are you guys?
We are the Light and Dark Trap Masters!
Light and Dark?
Yes, the Light and Dark are new elements here in Skylands
Where did you come from and how did you guys get Traptanium weapons? I didn't see Light and Dark on the Cloudcracker Prison and that is meant to have every element
What is the Cloudcracker Prison?
Before we came here we fought the Doom Raiders, defeated them, locked them up in the Cloudcracker Prison and Kaos set them free which set up them teaming together
We were created after those events
It broke the fabric of Skylands and two new elements were created
(Suddenly two mysterious foes come from a portal)
Look what else was created
We're putting a stop to all Skylanders and we will be the elemental forces!
YOU'RE NOT DESTROYING MY HQ AGAIN! IF YOU DO I LIKE KILL YOU AND BURN YOUR FUDGING FACES OFF, YOU HEAR ME?
Uh... Uh... We'll fight them somewhere else and they'll come to us!
Yes, the base will be in the Outlands... Try stop us!
(They both come back in the portal which they came)
Looks like we have new enemies to face

Chapter 2 Their Lair

Luminous we must get our plans into action so we can rule the new year
We must eliminate every Skylander in some way and then we will be the only elemental forces
Why don't we place on their forcefield and then steal their controller in it so we can trap them in their own home!
That's brilliant Nightshade let's get our plan in to action quickly...
(Knight Light and Knight Mare burst into their lair)
How did you find us?
You told us you'd be in the Outlands
That's correct I guess we did...
Now we'll defeat you once and for all
So you think...
(Nightshade goes into his stealth mode and escapes the building)
If only I could do that...
Luminous, hold them off while I do the plan
Knight Mare go get Nightshade
Will do...
(Knightmare leaves the lair)
If you tell me your plan maybe I'll easy on you
Not a chance Knight Light

Chapter 3 Nightshade

Come out Nightshade there's nowhere to hide!
I shall come out when my job is done... To the Skylanders HQ!
You must be a fool if you think I won't know where you are going after you shouted that
(Later)
I'm here, now all I need to do is get inside undetected
I right here Nightshade
Yes, but you cannot see me... I can see you perfectly fine though
(Nightshade punches Night Mare in the face and runs inside the HQ)
Here it is, right under Spyro's bed
Nightshade, you better stop this fooling around
How do you find me?
I can see you shadowy trail when you move
It doesn't matter any more as I will trap you inside here
(Nightshade escapes the HQ as a forcefield is set up)
HAHAHA, now you are trapped inside forever!
So you think
(Knight Mare swings her Traptanium Flamberge Sword which smashes Nightshade to the ground in which he is defeated. Knight Mare then grabs the remote and deactivates the force field after she returns the remote to Spyro)

Chapter 4 Luminous

Look, I'd love to stay and fight but... I have to go...
(Luminous transforms into Knight Mare)
I can transform into anything I want after seeing them
It doesn't matter would you look like... Just because you look like her doesn't mean you have her skills
We'll just see about that Knight Light
(Luminous and Knight Light begin to duel until he is alerted that Nightshade has been defeated)
Enough of this... I must escape
(Luminous then goes into a back in which Knight Light follows)
Stop running and face me
Do you like it? My rocket I made for me to go into the stars!
I won't allow you do that
I don't need your permission
(Lumonius the gets inside the rocket as it begins to ascend in the air)
I shall not allow this!
(Knight Light jumps on the rocket and slashes it half which leads it to falling to the ground destroyed)
I was so close
I guess I better take you to the Skylanders HQ and celebrate the new year
Can I celebrate?
Haaahahah, no

^Hey it isn't fair for the villans that they can't celebrate new years with the skylanders
I'll edit the story ending for u
I was so close
I guess I better take you to the Skylanders HQ and celebrate the new year
Can i celebrate?
of corse u can because this is Villan new year!
( starts singing this )

That's just great, now we have an awful music video stuck on this page
That's what you get for not taking me to the new year celebration
Just, shut up Luminous...

Crazy Kittens
Chapter 1 The Catnip Leak

(A crate is carried by a mobile crane)
Mabu Worker 1: Be careful with this crate guys... We need to deliver this to the city for all the pet cats
Mabu Worker 2: It'll be finer it's just catnip...
(The cables holding the crate then snap and the container lands over the Outlands)
Mabu Worker 1: You fudging idiot! How? You know what? Bail...
(All the Mabu Workers leave the crate with catnip spilt everywhere)
(In the city)
Mabu Jordan: Come on Bob Cat it's time for bed
Bob Cat: Meow!
(Bob Cat along with all the others cats in the city go running to the catnip spill and begin eating and going crazy)
Okay, Scratch do you wanna play four to score and take turns with Hot Dog?
Yeah...Meow... MEEEEOOOOOOOOW!
(Scratch then jumps out of a window running)
Uhh, Scratch?
What the heck?
(They both go Spyro)
Um... Spyro, Scratch jumped out of a window running...
So did Freeze Blade and Tuff Luck because there was a catnip spill
How do you know that Trap Shadow?
I'm a big cat which means I can sense catnip but I'm not made crazy by it

Chapter 2 Kitten Destruction

So... What are they going to do?
Destroy Skylands
What? Are you serious Trap Shadow? A bunch of cats will destroy Skylands?
(A cat jumps on Spyro and licks him)
The kittens have gun crazy over catnip
Everyone has to hide!
This cat is only licking me guys I can just push it away
You won't be able to do that once there's too many
So, Trap Shadow what can we do?
We must burn all of the catnip
How will we get there if there's loads of kittens in the way?
By walking
Gee, I didn't think of that
Hot Dog you need to burn the catnip
Why can't I?
Once a cat gets you... It will never leave
Oh, go burn the damn catnip!
Guys, the cats have destroyed the city with licks! Even... Scratch... You must stop this and save her... Uh, I mean them
We are going calm down

Chapter 3 The End Of Skylands?

(After seconds of walking they encounter a crazy Tuff Luck)
Watch out, if she gets a lucky pounce there's a very high chance she'll get you and lick you
That sounds worse than it seems
Run!
(Wrecking Ball runs as fast as he can while Trap Shadow goes in his shadow pounce)
Uh... I guess I'll do something...
(Tuff Luck then pounces Hot Dog and licks him)
Ew, it's sticky... You guys go on without me
Okay...
No, you are supposed to say I can't leave you
Oh yeah I can't come on walk with her licking you
Lame
(Many normal cats come running as Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog and Trap Shadow dodge them and they make it to the city)
Oh no, it's Freeze Blade
My Wave Four friend... I'll take him
And do what?
Stall him, you go take find the catnip with Hot Dog
This sucks
(They barely make it to the Outlands)
Quick burn it!
Wait, Scratch is rolling around in the pile
Now what?
(Meanwhile)
Trap Shadow was right about the multiple cats... Skylands has been overrun... All has been losses
Sorry Scratch I'm gonna have to burn you
(Hot Dog is then knocked aside by Sunburn)
Please Scratch I know this isn't you... Please move
Sunburn!
(Scratch then leaps to Sunburn as they hug)
Okay? I guess I'll burn this
(Hot Dog then burns the catnip and the evil catnip effects wear off)
Yay, let's go home
(Later)
That was yummy
Yep, the HQ is destroyed again... One of these days...

Story 84: Night Club
Chapter 1 Spyro Is A Derp

What are you doing Spyro?
Why the heck are we here?
(Every Skylanders looks at Spyro while he sits on a chair on a stage without moving)
Do you want garlic bread Spyro?
Spyro, answer us!
Bail?
Bail!
(All of the Skylanders leave but a few)
This is one of the derpiest things ever...
Come on guys, let's just go somewhere
(The remaining few Skylanders leave)
Hey guys I rented a night club for the night in the city, want to come?
What time is it at and is it safe?
It's at 7:00PM and it should be safe
Yay, it's at 7:00PM I can go!
I'll go too because I don't care any more
It's going to be excellent!
Who else is going because I guess I'll go...
Every Skylander who is sane should be there!
So, not Spyro then...

Chapter 2 Naughty Night Club

(At the Night Club)
Whoa this place is huge!
Yeah, it needed to be for the Giants and stuff
I'm thirsty
We have fizzy pop!
I don't like fizzy pop... Do you have apple juice?
Who the hell doesn't like fizzy pop?
It's yucky and is very very bad for you
Get out of here Wrecking Ball that's just sick
Oh my, that was amazing Flashwing
Yeah, you were really good
I thought you two hated each other
What? No! We best buddies
They're totally drunk!
Fizzy pop causes drunkness! You said this was safe High Five so I'm going to sue you for lying and making people kiss each other
High Five, Wrecking Ball is right... You are going to have to go to the Villain Vault for a while and we must ban fizzy pop forever!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YAY!
(Later)
We are back Spyro... Whoa!
(They all look in amazement as the HQ is fixed)
SUUUUUUURPRISE!
Okay...?

Story 85: Dragon Breakout
Chapter 1 What Happened To Vathek?

(In the basement)
I'm just going to relax right now...
Spyro?
Cynder? Uh, what are you doing here?
I was wondering about what happened to Vathek after he was defeated and the others said you were the last one back inside the HQ
Why does it matter what he did with that scum bag?
Spyro, just tell me
I think he took him away to tortured him
Did he say he'd kill him?
He didn't say he would but that means nothing
We need to stop Kaos now!
Why? Who really cares of Vathek dies?
Malefor does...
Malefor? How would you know he cares?
After spending all that time with him I've overheard some things and I know he will help Vathek
Look, if Hex can beat him alone then this shouldn't be much of a big deal
He's been gone for a while and there's no telling the things he could have done
Why didn't you tell me before? We could have prevented this... Wait, why does he care about Vathek?
Because they're...
(Spyro and Cynder are then interrupted by Malefor who came from ground floor, who then kidnaps Cynder and destroys the HQ)
CYNDER!
(Some Skylanders come running downstairs to Spyro)
A giant dragon came along and destroyed the HQ!
I can see that Knight Light
Who is that guy and what's his problem?
It's Malefor and he wants Vathek
(Meanwhile)
What, where am I?
Malefor: Hello, Cynder it's so nice to see you again
Malefor, your wings, your whole body!
Malefor: I'm more powerful than ever and I want to know where Vathek is
I will never tell you!
Malefor: I can make you tell me Cynder
Try all you want but I will never tell you
Malefor: Interesting, shall I get the toys?
Toys?
Malefor: Not the toys you're thinking of...
AHAHHAAHAHH!
(Back at the HQ)
He's got Cynder!
We'll find him! Where's that punk live?
I believe he lives in the underworld
In heck?
I don't know but we need to find Cynder, who knows what he could be doing to her... He wants Vathek and he must be trying to make her crack... Let's just hope she can hold on

Why dont you have a sticky? Your stories are awesome

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Why dont you have a sticky? Your stories are awesome

I don't want a sticky because I don't think any fan fiction should be made to look above the rest.

Shelves....

Quote: Iganagor

Shelves....

Exactly that. I'm not saying his fan fiction isn't good but to me it doesn't deserve a sticky.

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Quote: Iganagor

Shelves....

Exactly that. I'm not saying his fan fiction isn't good but to me it doesn't deserve a sticky.

Shelves....

Quote: Iganagor

Quote: wreckingballbob

Quote: Iganagor

Shelves....

Exactly that. I'm not saying his fan fiction isn't good but to me it doesn't deserve a sticky.

Shelves....

Are high up. Yes, I know.

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Quote: Iganagor

Quote: wreckingballbob

Exactly that. I'm not saying his fan fiction isn't good but to me it doesn't deserve a sticky.

Shelves....

Are high up, yes I know.

Bananaz....

btw my stories r bak

Chapter 2 Saving Cynder

I'm going to underworld...
Me and Trigger Happy will come also!
No, Gill I'm going alone to save her
What, are you mad Spyro? If you are defeated no one will be there to help
If I'm not back in an hour send help but for now I got this
Good luck Spyro!
Make sure you fix the HQ and watch out for intruders!
Will do!
(Spyro then flies off to the underworld while Trigger Happy and Gill Grunt go to attic and call all Skylanders there)
Attention Skylanders me and Trigger Happy are in charge and our first order of business is for some Skylanders to fix the HQ!
We can do it HAHA!
Okay, some Earth guys go to that
We also need everyone to behave and watch out for intruders so... Wrecking Ball!
Huh?
You take the minis and go watch out for intruders on the poop deck
Hehe he said poop
The poop deck?
The attic window...
Okay, come on minis let's go!
(Wrecking Ball and the minis go to the attic)
Now, the rest of you go do your normal stuff!
(All the Skylanders leave)
Job well done Trigger Happy, job well done
Let's go relax!
(Meanwhile)
It looks like I'm in the underworld... It's dark and disgusting here, Cynder?
(No answer is received by Spyro)
Cynder, where are you?
(Spyro travels on and find Cynder on the ground barely conscious)
Cynder, what happened where's Malefor?
I'm sorry Spyro... I had to tell him...
It's okay Cynder, I'll get you back home and we'll...
He's going to fin Vathek and when he does we are all doomed
That doesn't matter right now
(Spyro picks up Cynder and begins carrying her)
We just need to get home
(Spyro then flies back to the Skylanders HQ)

Chapter 3 Malefor VS Kaos

Intruder intruder!
That's Spyro and Cynder you derp
Hey, don't call me Trigger Snappy a derp
But, he is a derp
Quick, we need to get Cynder some immediate help!
What happened to her?
Malefor must have tortured her...
I'll try heal her the best I can
(Zook takes Cynder upstairs)
All right, Malefor will be going to find Vathek who is in the Outlands so I need some back up
Us two!
Nah, you two need to look after the HQ still
Yeah, look after...
There's always me Spyro
Who are you?
He's Blackout and I'm Spotlight, we are also from the Light and Dark elements
I'm sure if I can trust you two while knowing little about you
Believe me, we can get the job done
All right, come on!
(Spyro, Blackout and Spotlight all fly to the Outlands)
Kaos, where are you?
Leave now or feel my ultimate power
Malefor: Power? Someone like you doesn't have any power
Malefor, you better go back to the Underworld before we make you
Malefor: You may have beaten me once before but now I'm far more powerful and you are no longer a threat
We can take him
(Malefor then begins to attack Kaos as the Skylanders attack Malefor from behind. Malefor then turns his attention to them and quickly whipes out Spotlight and Blackout)
Blackout, Spotlight!
Malefor, you want him so bad?
(Kaos then drags Vathek's dead corpse to Malefor view)
Looks like you're too late
Malefor: You'll pay Kaos!
(Malefor then lunges towards Kaos who somehow disappears. Malefor then looks at Spyro)
Malefor: Pain and suffering...
(Malefor then flies off back to the Underworld. Spyro then helps Blackout and Spotlight up as they head home)
What happened Spyro?
Kaos killed Vathek and Malefor will return with a vengeance... How's Cynder?
She's not doing too good... She doesn't seem to be recovering
What?
(Spyro then dashes upstairs to Cynder who is lying down on a bed)
Cynder, are you okay?
She cannot hear you, she must be in a coma of some sort and I'm unsure when she will recover

Fact of the day-26th January 2015

Only 27 different Skylanders have appeared in 2015, 90 Skylanders have not appeared since 2014, 19 have not appeared since 2013 and 4 have not appeared since 2012. Full list on Page 1.

Stories?

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Stories?

Yeah, a new one will start today to end January. It's about clubs.

Story 86: Skyland Clubs
Chapter 1 Club Set Up

Why doesn't everyone but us have to be asleep at this time?
I'm sure but I think it's because they went to bed too late
Why would they do that? It's always better to go to bed early and wake up early!
Yeah, even Hot Dog is asleep though...
Hot Dog seems different, he seems to be changing
I agree, before he used be up with us right now
I think we should start a club just outside of the Skylanders HQ which supports people in waking up and sleeping early
That's an awesome idea Wrecking Ball!
Let's go build a stand!
(The trio then go to build a stand which takes two hours)
Morning, I should go see what Wrecking Ball is up to
(Hot Dog searches the HQ and eventually finds Wrecking Ball outside)
Hey Wrecking Ball, what's this?
This is my club to make people wake up and sleep early
Can I join in?
Only if you wake up and sleep early from now on
I kinda like sleeping in though...
How could you? It's boring!
I like sleeping late too and playing Skylanders at night
That's really dumb Hot Dog
Well, well, I gonna start me club and I bet I get more business than yours!
You're on Hot Dog!
(Hot Dog the begins to build a stand)
What's going on out here?
Well, we build our on stand for our club which supports waking up and sleeping early, would you like to join?
What do I get from the club?
Huh?
If I don't get any rewards, why would I join the club?
For the sake of better sleep habits
Nah, boo...
FREE HATS HERE!
Free hats?
(Bushwhack runs over to Hot Dog's stand)
If you'd like to join, all you have to do is sign these papers and you get a free hat!
Oh, heck yeah!
Don't you even care what it's about?
Not as long as I get a free hat!
(Many more Skylanders go to Hot Dog's stand for free hats)
Stop people, it's about the message not the hat!
It's about the hat bro...
What do we do now?
We bump our game... We need free stuff!
I'll go get some, some...
Go get watches, take some money out of Stealth Elf's bag, she won't mind
Okay!

Post 700. Happy 700 posts.

Chapter 2 Club Wars

Where heck is Shroomboom?
How long does it take to get some watches?
(Shroomboom then returns with a truckload of watches)
What the, what the heck Shroomboom?
What? I got you the watches
I didn't mean a truckload! I meant a box full
Oh, oh well
How much money did you take?
£5000
What the heck Shroomboom? He meant some of her money not all of it!
This is some of it...
Oh wow...
If you sign up here you get three watches each!
(The crowd from Hot Dog's stand move to Wrecking Ball's stand)
I can't tell time but who cares?
Always on Ebay!
I'll give you a free massages!
(The fire Skylanders then move over to Hot Dog)
Come on everyone!
That will burn me alive
We have free nukes!
Dude, why do you have nukes?
I stole them from Kaos when I was on that pizza
Where did you keep them?
In my mushroom cap!
Uh, great
Yes, I need nukes!
(Chopper get the nukes and starts shooting)
Dammit, Shroomboom...
YOU ARE GONNA KILL US ALL!
Let's all blame Shroomboom!
How can we fix this before we all die somehow
We could cancel our clubs which will cause all this stuff to no longer be theirs
Yeah, this is way to out of control I hereby cancel my club to wake up and sleep early
And I cancel my club to wake up and sleep late
That's what it was about?
Now give everything back!
(The Skylanders give everything back and return to the HQ)
Let's not have clubs ever again
Unless it's a club to stop murder
Yeah!

There will be a Valentines Story this year which will be from 13th February to 15th February!
That's not the next story though, the next story is about a glitch, the Skylands glitch!

Glitches?! I LOVE glitches!

That's why I love Skyrim!

Story 87: Glitched
Chapter 1 Encountering A Glitch

It's snowing!
It's snowing? But, but, we never get snow in this part of Skylands!
This doesn't seem right at all...
I know, I can't flip this table because the ice has stuck it to the ground
No, no, not that... It shouldn't be snowing here, my scanners indicate that snow wasn't meant to be present this year at all
Oh well, at least we get to play in the snow Spee Reese!
Promise me now that you will never call me Spee Reese again
I promise Spee Reese
Wow, anyways this snow should not be here which means the disc has glitched
What disc?
The disc that runs Skylands!
We are run by a disc?
Yes, it is run by the Portal Master
Neato, but how is it glitched
I'm unsure as he normal keeps his disc very safe
It must be his fat sister and ginger brother
Let's just hope that no more glitches occur as snow isn't too bad
LAVA!
(Slam Bam runs to the HQ as lava falls from the sky)
Quick, run!
(Wrecking Ball and Spy Rise both run back to the HQ)
The glitches are getting worse aren't they?
It appears so...
But, he always watches over us so he will know that something is wrong
Unless, he's at school
We're all gonna die!
(Slam Bam then stands still with his arms to his sides)
Oh no! It looks like it is affecting us now!
Why is he in that pose?
When he was programmed he stated out like that before he had animations
I don't wanna end up like that Spy Rise
He cannot move, think or do anything
What can we do?
We must find a computer!
Why?
So we can report the glitch