darkSpyro

Wish granted! You got a sign with the word "Notthing' on it!


I wish for a cow

wish granted, but it will milk you for ever deal with it.

I wish for natural freedom.

Wish granted. Nature finally is freed from humans prison and takes over the entire earth, making it inpossible for huans to live the way they lived.


I wish for people to finally understand I think identical to Raven.

Wish granted, but it has no use because nobody else lifes after earth's tragic happenings.

I wish for love

Wish granted, but you'll lie awake at night, wondering if the love they have for you is real, or purely there because of the wish.

I wish I had a copy of Journal 3.

Wish granted. You got a journal with the number 3 on it


I wish for a more happy life.

wish granted, but you are with nobody to share it with.

I wish for more contacts.

Wish granted, but you lose your soul.

I wish that the user above me 's original wish was "I wish for more contracts".

Wish granted, but ShadowStorm gets so much contract papers she gives them to you and they flood your house.

I wish for a corrupted wish

Wish corrupted, but it's basically nothing.

I wish for a push pin.

Granted, But it is pushed through your skin.


I wish for it to rain poison darts.

Granted, but the poison darts only hit you.

I wish I was holding a copy of the book Wings of Fire Winter Turning right now.

Wish granted, but it's a stolen book. (but it's still a great book!)


I wish for a cure from the poison in those darts

Wish granted, but the cure is hidden in a different dimension with no hope of ever getting to it.

I wish for my favorite warrior to be alive.

Wish granted, but they end up killing all other warriors, losing their purpose in lfie.

I wish people would stop wishing for both corrupted and/or incorruptible wishes without specifying anything further.

Wish granted, but they become very specific with their uncorruptable wishes instead of stopping altogether.

I wish that I was better at drawing.

Wish granted, but you can only draw Shrek.


I wish for... Millions of dollars that aren't counter fit or stolen.

alright, they're counterfeit then. I mean, it's different from counter fit.

I wish for the most comfortable chair in the world.

Wish granted, but the millions of dollars you receive are actually Indonesian Rupiahs.

Edit: Ninja'd. You get the world's most comfortable chair, but you find yourself comfortable enough that you can't will yourself to leave it.

I wish that I was a Bearodactyl.

Wish granted. But you are in bearodactyl hunting territory...

I wish I knew what bacon was made of...

I wish I didn't know where bacon came from.

Wish granted, but you can never eat bacon again

I wish that stuff would actually work for me instead of breaking as soon as I touch it.

Wish granted but it only lasts a day.


I wish for a dodo

Wish granted, but you are now trapped in the Prehistoric times.

I wish for the ability to turn invisible.

Wish granted, but it was just a machine that makes you invisible, you go on a spy mission and the batteries run out then you get captured by bad guys.

I wish for 10 corrupted wishes

Wish granted, but instead you receive decuple amount of corrupted wishes.

I wish for a talking tree.

Wish granted, but it scared you.

I wish for Shadmé to come back.

Wish granted, but gets riptoed for no reason the next day.

I wish for the zombie apocolypse to happen

Wish granted, but conventional weapons don't kill the zombies. They can only be defeated by hearing a perfect three-part harmony of a girly pop song, sung live.

I wish for the Nile.

Wish granted, but I have no idea what you're talking about.

I wish there was a darkRipto site

Granted, but you get ripto'd from darkSpyro if you join.

I wish I didn't have to start school again.

Wish granted, but now you can't even get your GED.

I wish I had a female cow.

Wish granted but you realize that your an idiot (all cows are female, males are called bulls).

I wish for some one to post something under this post, and corrupt this however they see fit. Or not corrupt my wish, the world can explode for all I care. That is my wish.

You become a rock.


I wish I was a dragon and Spyro and Cynder are my friends and that they would never turn on me or try to kill me!

Your wish is granted, but while trying to rescue Cynder from Malefor, you perish.

I wish the new memories I woke up with this morning that don't make sense were real.

Granted, but they're now the only memories you have.

I wish gryphons were real.

Wish granted, but they eat your face.

I wish leftover pizza tastes better.

Error: Your wish is invalid because it is impossible for something so amazing to taste better.

I wish to know what to wish for.

You do, but all the wishes get cursed.

I wish I could undo the past.

You do, but you end up making the past even worse.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

You get two corrupted wishes-- and instantly dread trying to trick the system.

I wish I was more active on here.

Wish granted, but it devours your entire social life and you can never leave.

I wish one of, my friends would come back.

Wish granted, but he/she is now evil and ruins your life.

I wish for one wish, and that wish is not corrupted.

Wish has been granted, but you can never make a wish again.

I wish I had the new LAMBORGHINI.

You get a toy model of one.

I wish certain people would return to DS.

It doesn't, but nothing happens ether.

I wish I could learn to forgive more easily.

Wish granted, but you become a total pushover.

I wish that skeletons weren't so spooky.

They aren't, but everyone is now a skeleton.

I wish our avatars were real.

They are but turn against and since most of them have powers of some sort the human race does after the avatar revolution

I wish to be best friends with peridot from Steven universe without her being evil, killing me, dying, leaving or anything of the sort