darkSpyro

That's right folks! Once again Sami has pumped his head full of ethanol and plans to unleash his oh-so-funny thoughts on the hapless people of darkSpyro. A plan which was ultimately foiled by MrW, as he felt the great need to warn everyone before Samius could turn his thoughts into actions (he left the bar earlier, which means he is weak. Remember that everyone. He is WEAK).

Boy, what a night I had. Met up with a lot of friends, had some great laughs. I even won a tiny bit of cash by being able to punch a bag hard enough.

Ask me anything if you want, start a conversation. This topic will be dead by tomorrow anyway so go for it while you can.

Quote: Dragons-go-hrr

Wow you must be drunk if you're making dragon noises.

I didn't say "hrr" okay? I said "hurr".

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!

Quote: sonicbrawler182

Did you hear about the Pikachu who had hallucinations about hammers raining down from the sky?

I didn't believe it either.

Whoa, sounds amazing. Is that legit?

SAMIUS
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HI
HI
HI

Quote: DummyZ

How long is your stick?????

It's long.

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SAMIUS
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HI
HI
HI

Hey there.

Quote: wspyro

Sami?!
SAMI?!

Yeah, it's my real name.

Quote: MagicFizz

Be careful Sammy ;-;

MagicFizz plz.

I know how much alcohol I can handle.

do you watch animu
do you drive a truck
do you have a pet cat
do you think bow ties are cool
do you like to throw random objects at the wall
do you like answering random questions

Quote: thumper

So you punched a bag, eh? omg what did that bag do to you that you had to punch it, hmm?

Wanna arm wrestle? I'd win cause you are drunk again, which makes you WEAK! lol

You'd get beaten by a petite woman...hahahaha!

Well I better get going now..

*runs away*

Yeah, you keep thinking that I wouldn't just wrestle you to the ground and do whatever the hell I want with you.
I know you'd enjoy that anyway, so I think we're done with this subject.

As for the bag thing, some dude got the bright idea to haul a kalkumat arcade boxer machine inside the bar. As you can probably guess it saw a lot of action seeing how a lot of drunkards believe they're the toughest **** ever.
So after trying it out once I made a bet with this "tough guy" for who could deal the biggest punch, he was a bit shorter than me but definetly a lot heavier. His turn came first with a whopping 610-point punch, but I bested him with my 840-point punch (I dunno what the machine is supposed to measure, pounds maybe? Sounds like a lot).
Needless to say, he got a bit quiet after that.


Quote: Spyro-Gamer

do you watch animu
do you drive a truck
do you have a pet cat
do you think bow ties are cool
do you like to throw random objects at the wall
do you like answering random questions

No.
No.
Yes.
Kinda.
Why?
Yes.

Quote: darkwolf

How much money did you win?

5 euros. Not much, but it was fun to win.

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Samius, I have a question. If somebody says they are incapable of tellng the truth, what does this mean?

If your name is Sammy and you know it clap your hands!
*doesn't clap*

In my drunken state I'd assume it means that they're incapable of telling the truth, as you just said.

Quote: Hot Dog 542

Hungry for apples????

Apples?

No, not really.

Quote: Matteomax

favorite game?

favorite game series?

favorite game genre?

favorit- *shot*

Favorite game, I would have to say Diablo 2. I've played it more than any other individual game.

Favorite series is Halo. No competition.

Favorite genre... This is a tough one. I'm having a hard time choosing between sci-fi FPS and fantasy RPG.

Favorite shot is Koskenkorva Vodka.

Quote: Dark Bro

How drunk r u?

I'm getting clearer minute by minute, but still pretty drunk.

Quote: Hot Dog 542

I've been internalizing a really complicated situation in my head... I don't think you should drive. Nah, you're too wasted, bro, just crash here!

I'm already home. I'll sleep when I want to.

Then again, I have a gallon of beer, a liter of gin and loads of good music in my room if I happen to feel like drinking more.

Quote: assassinelf

But if they are incapable of telling the truth, then saying that must be a lie, which means that they can tell the truth. If they CAN tell the truth, it means that they can't. It's a paradox.

Understand, in your drunken state?

Come on, use your brain a bit. It's not a paradox.

If they lied in the first place, they obviously can tell the truth, right? That doesn't mean that they couldn't lie, so it doesn't really matter what the hell they say.

And it's really the only option seeing how anybody can lie and not lie. It's not a question of what they do or do not say, and whether what they say is true or not.

Understand, in your sober state?

Edit: I'm gonna go to sleep. See ya guys when I'm sober again.

Quote: Hot Dog 542

I've been internalizing a really complicated situation in my head... I don't think you should drive. Nah, you're too wasted, bro, just crash here!

I KNOW THIS.
NEW ZEALAND ADVERTISEMENT.
YEAH.
YOU WANNA CHIP BRO.
I DON'T WANT YOUR GHOST CHIPS.

Quote: Spyrobaro

DAMN IT I WAS TOO BUSY DRAWING AND LISTENING TO 80S MUSIC TO NOTICE THIS

Ya blew it.

Quote: I-Brawler

When does the middle of the world come?

Elaborate. What do you mean by "the world"? Also, in what sense do you mean "middle"?

Quote: MoonHorizons

Shirtless pic.

I am sober.

Quote: MoonHorizons

DO YOU LIKE METROID?

No.

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how bad are your hangovers????

Not that bad actually.

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Mega Ampharos or Mega Lucario? :0

I really don't know. Lucario?

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Xbone or PS4???

Xbox One.

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Is this image real or fake?

Oh it must be real.