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I sometimes come across Skylanders things that I find funny. Use this topic to post your funny pictures, jokes, links, etc. too!



“Skylanders of the cat element are stronger here”

http://instagr.am/p/MWTKEcGy-O/

What do you call a skylander that is fat. A pielander.

Found on Facebook:



I don't think Chop Chop is going to get much color sunning himself...

EDIT: HAH! I didn't even SEE Camo up there at first! Its like he's camofl...oh! Right! Duh!

How are these funny?

ya how are they

planking camo! he knows what to do for summer

It's funny how much money some people spend on these toys.

double trouble should be i told the witch doctor

He would be an awesome pokemon

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Wrecking Ball made me actually LOL

...But Cynder creeped me out.

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[YouTube Video]double trouble should be i told the witch doctor

Wrecking Ball made me actually LOL

...But Cynder creeped me out.

Sunburn should have been Pheonix Burn

Herp derp!

sorry if this is considered bumping but i had too

Too true:

i've seen that

i know this is bump.

Here...

I've got a collection of macros for you guys to use.

I love the everywhere one
and slam bam, boot leg and official one.

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Too true:

THE STORY OF MY LIFE! (Yeah, Im that crazy..)

PUNCH ALL THE THINGS!

(Eruptor and Trigger Happy walk into Wal-Mart)
: Here are the oven mitts i've been wanting!
(They walk up to checkout)
: I'd like these oven mitts please!
Checkout Guy: That'll be $25.00 please.
( digs in pocket and takes out $20)
: Oh no! I only have $20!
: Don't worry, I got it!
( holds up gun and shoots coin in the guys face, knocking him over)
:.......
:.........
: I think you killed him......
( Ghost Roaster walks up)
: Don't worry! I'll take him to the underworld!

^lol.

Quote: awesomerockets

(Eruptor and Trigger Happy walk into Wal-Mart)
Eruptor: Here are the oven mitts i've been wanting!
(They walk up to checkout)
Eruptor: I'd like these oven mitts please!
Checkout Guy: That'll be $25.00 please.
(Eruptor digs in pocket and takes out $20)
Eruptor: Oh no! I only have $20!
Trigger Happy: Don't worry, I got it!
( Trigger Happy hold up gun and shoots coin in the guys face, knocking him over)
Eruptor:.......
Trigg:.........
Eruptor: I think you killed him......
( Ghost Roaster walks up)
Gho Rho: Don't worry! I'll take him to the underworld!

hahaha

What I think is funny is that I don't think anybody actually plays with these toys outside the game.

This is what some things Skylanders say when put on the portal sound like to me
Ignitor My armor shines, along with my fire
I am a shark! I love with my shark! (look out Terrafin!)
And so it begins!
I shall eat bacon!
Prism Break(gibberish) ba ba ba oo ka parrrr!
oh my gosh, move the car!
Gill Grunt Fear the fish!
Kill the fish!
Sunburn(gibberish) brab kaa bluu bruuer!
I'm better then you are!
Whirlwind(gibberish) chocla thinda!
chocolate thunder!
brocoolee!
broccoli!
Trigger Happy(psycho talk) MI LIK PRY! hehe
I like pie! hehe
Flameslinger I aim to flame!
I ate the flame!

Sorry for double posting, my first post was like last week so I had like no option

Awesomerockets, I play with my skylanders outside of the game. But hey, I'm a kid and (i think) almost everyone else here are adults.

(Wham-Shell, Terrafin and Sunburn walk onto the beach)
: Ahhh! What a nice day! I'm gonna go for a swim!
( digs into sand and starts to swim around)
: Hey Sunburn! I'm goin' in the water!
: Okay, but before you go, can you put some sunscreen on my wings?
:...........................................
:........................
: Uhhhh....
: C'mon! I'm already getting a sunburn!
( jumps up from sand)
: So you're sayin' Sunburn is getting a sunburn?
( and cover their mouth to keep from laughing)
:
: Yeah, good luck with that! (jumps in water)
(three hours later)
( they walk into the ruins)
: Ugh! Look at me! I'm all burnt!
: uh.... you look exactly the same.......
: hey, look!
( They see Slam Bam on a bed)
: Hey Slam Bam whats wrong!
: (sniffle) I think I have a cold!
: (face palm) You have got to be kidding me!
: But how!
: I went to the Empire of Ice without a jacket!
: AHHHHHHHHHGGGG!
: Man I REALLY need to find my own place!

Lol. Just lol.

(Spyro, Prism Break, Zap, Stealth Elf, Eruptor, Bash and Wham-Shell are all waiting for Flameslinger to arrive at his birthday party)
( walks in)
All: SURPRISE!
: OOOOOO! You people remembered!
: Yes, we did, umm how old are you now?
: 10!
All:.......................
: Aren't you a little young to be a Skylander?
: Yes, yes I am.
: ok how about the pinata?
: sure!
: ok, put on this blindfold and........
:.......................
All:..................
: Never mind
: I'll take off mine!
(Takes off blindfold to reveal no eyes underneath)
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
: Here! Take my present!
( opens it to find two glass eyes)
: Woohoo!

LOL!!

I drew this today. I like to take characters I think are really cool and try to make them look ridiculous.

haha, nice.

Quote: awesomerockets

This is what some things Skylanders say when put on the portal sound like to me
Ignitor My armor shines, along with my fire
I am a shark! I love with my shark! (look out Terrafin!)
And so it begins!
I shall eat bacon!
Prism Break(gibberish) ba ba ba oo ka parrrr!
oh my gosh, move the car!
Gill Grunt Fear the fish!
Kill the fish!
Sunburn(gibberish) brab kaa bluu bruuer!
I'm better then you are!
Whirlwind(gibberish) chocla thinda!
chocolate thunder!
brocoolee!
broccoli!
Trigger Happy(psycho talk) MI LIK PRY! hehe
I like pie! hehe
Flameslinger I aim to flame!
I ate the flame!

Sorry for double posting, my first post was like last week so I had like no option

I swear, whenever I put Wham Shell on, it sounds like he's saying:
"Put some shoes on!"

Quote: SpyroSC

And now I remember why I never came to the Skylanders section in the first place. Enjoy your immaturity!

Says the guy with a My Little Pony avatar.

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Quote: SpyroSC

And now I remember why I never came to the Skylanders section in the first place. Enjoy your immaturity!

Says the guy with a My Little Pony avatar.

That's right, Mr. Sate the Obvious.

Quote: DinoHex

I drew this today. I like to take characters I think are really cool and try to make them look ridiculous.

great drawing! I love his expression and the way you drew it, good jkob! X3
edit: oh gwash the gold tooth!

Oh and Prisim break wats to rob my brutal gaws

(Trigger Happy and Boomer are making a go-cart in a workshop)
: Ok, now all we need are the wheels!
Heehe, OOKay!
(Flynn walks in)
Flynn: Hey, wassup Skylanders! Guess who just got rejected by Cali for the 1,436th time? Me!
: Uh? Nice?
Flynn: Yes! Really nice! I am amazing! BOOM!
: Boom?
: What?
: Boom!
: OH NO!
(Boomer takes out a bomb and puts it on the floor)
and Flynn: AHHHHHH!
: BOOOOOOOM!
( They entire workshop explodes)
(Prism Break walks into the exploded mess)
: Wow! Looks like that go-cart ended with a big bang! Ha!
: Aw, gimmie a break Prism Break!
: ......................
:........................
Flynn: ..................
: ........................
Flynn: Uuuuhhhhhhhhh
: Awkward silence...............
(Stealth Elf appears)
: Silent but deadly!

I finally learned how to post videos!

Quote: awesomerockets

I finally learned how to post videos!

that is so stupid !!!!!

hahhaha (sort of)

(Wrecking Ball and Camo are sitting in the grass in the ruins)
: Wow! What a nice day! Do you know what would be fun?
: (sigh) I'm hungry.
: Uh yeah,ok, but i thought we could....
: I'm Hungry.
: Yeah, I know, Don't you think.....
: I'm hungry.
: Can I even say a complete sente...
: I'm hungry.
: What could possibly be more annyoing.
(Cali walks up to them)
Cali: Back for more training, eh?
: Oh my Giants, what are...
: I'm hungry.
: Whatever, Cali, why.....
Cali: Oops, looks like I dropped you in a minefield.
: What the....
: I'm hungry.
: Ugh! Will you...
Cali: All you have to do is get through the minefield in one peice while beating trolls, and try and find The Lost Sceptor of Nort
: WHAT!?! Are you.....
: I'm hungry
: GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Cali: Way to go! You just aced one tough Heroic Challenge. Now, not only will you get some extra power, but also my own peronal thumbs up!
: I don't want your cheap thumbs u............
: I'm hungry.
Cali: Back for for training, eh?
: NO! I WILL........
I'm hungry.
: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cali:...............................
:.................................... I'm hungry.
: CAN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!
:...............................................
: ......................................
:....... I'm thirsty.
:GGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That is funny!

Quote: awesomerockets

*long cute story here about camo and wreackingball*

lol that was a good one!

(Ignitor is having Zap, Terrafin, Stealth Elf and Drobot practice a fire drill)
: Ok guys, our main goal right now is to get out of the burning tent.
: But, the tent's not on fire.
( spits fireball at wall of tent)
: Now it is!
: Uh, are you this is safe?
: Of coarse it is! I did the same thing with Eruptor ans Sunburn and they turned out fine!
: (facepalm) Oh, jeez
: Now everybody, we have to stop!
(They all freeze)
: Drop!
(They all fall)
: And roll!
(They start log rolling around)
: Then you run out of the tent in a loud panic!
(They run around and leave the tent)
: Good job guys!
: That was scary!
: We could have died!
: Oh boo hoo!
(Eon walks up)
Eon: Skylanders of the fire element are stronger in this zone.
: Okay...
Eon: What are you doing Ignitor!? That was dangerous! They could have died! I am very disapionted in you!
: I will buy and sell YOU OLD MAN!
Eon:
:
Eon: O
: ................................
:......................................
:.....................................
Eon: How much money do you have?
: 35 cents!
Eon: So your saying I am worth 35 cents?
:................
:...................
.......................
: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
: Ummmm
(Eon punches Ignitor in the face)
Eon: K.O.! Skylanders of the Eon element are AWESOME in this zone!
:................
(Warnado walks up)
: Hey! Who's ready for the tornado drill!
(Drill Sergeant walks up)
: I am! I am! Licensed to Drill!

I'm dying of laughter.

I cant ebem tupe um laughing so hars

(Prism Break is sitting in the corner of the Skylanders Lounge crying and stuffing his face with cookies)
: (sniffle) Huhhuhhuh waaaaaaaahhhhh!
(Spyro and Cynder walk up to him)
: Oh PB, what's wrong?
: (sniffle[snort]) I-i-i-i i went to (sniffle) training school today-- and (gasp[snort]) there were a bunch of new Skylanders!
: What!? New recruits! nobody told me about that!
: But, why are you crying?
(PB picks up tissue and blows nose)
: Well, there was this really cute girl-
: Uh huh.
: And (sniffle) her name was (whimper) Flashwing.
: Flashwing? What is that, Flynns newest balloon or something?
(Cynder hits Spyro)
: Shhh! Go on.
: (snort) Well, I came up (gasp) to. Her. and asked her ifff (sniffle) she wanted to go to the Crystal Cave Buffet with me. And, and..
: REJECTION!
(Cynder shocks Spyro)
: What was it Prizy?
: She blasted me in the face with a crystal laser!
(PB shoves a couple cookies in his mouth)
: Oh, that's to bad.
: (Yelp[sniffle{snort}]) And THERE SHE IS!
(He points over to Flashwing walking in with Bash)
: (jaw drops) Wat.
: Dang! That's just wro..
(Cynder glares at him)
: (clears throat) Sad.
(PB stands up, blows his nose, dries his eyes, and eats another cookie)
: She left me for him! He will pay!
(PB walks up to Bash and shoves him)
: Ah! Bashy!
(Bash stands up and pins PB )
WHAT WAS THAT!?!
: You stole my girl!
: (gasps) Oh no!
: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
( Other Skylanders in the room join in)
Skylanders: Fight! Fight! Fight!
: Well then, looks like we're fighting!
: Bring it

TO BE CONTINUED........

Flash & Bash Forever!