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This is going to be a random collection of interviews that I've just made up, interviewing all the Spyro characters such as villans and spare people.

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THIS looks like it's gonna be interesting. xD Can't wait!

Sounds AWESOME.

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Sounds AWESOME.

QFT!

It looks strangely interesting. xD

Agreed

Yeah!

Ok, thank you!

Behind the scenes of

A New Beginning

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Ready roll, action!

My master returns!

We're too late!

Um, what do I say? Oh yeah, I see dead people...

:director: *facepalm* CUT

Ha ha ha! Blast!

I felt like such a prat

Cuz you are one

Says the guy who said she was sexy

That was in the script!

It WUSUNT

Yes it was!

*Acts Sparx* What? Save the Sexy beast that's been trying to kill us

Git.

I don't feel safe here anymore.

Hi

HOLY COW! PARADOX!

Um, why is their two of me?

They killed me and ate my liver

0_______________________________________.

I think we need a medic

Director:..............Okayyy things are getting a little weird here. Ready Roll Action! Oh and Cynder, for Christ's sake we are shooting SPYRO, not THE SIXTH SENSE.


Fin.


It's a bit rubbish but...I dunno...

Niccccccccccccce...

Lol sweet!

Thanks

Behind the Scenes of

The Eternal Night

I can't believe it, you're dumping me! After all I did for you!

Director: What? Fly around, roar, breath fire and mix the Spyro Script up with the Sixth Sense one?!

But I'm mentally challenged!

Please don't dump her

It's his only love!

*slap*

Director: Sorry *shoves Cynder in a bin bag and chucks her in the sea*

OMG SHE'S FLOATING

SHE'S A WITCH

Oh well done.

Who the hell are you?

You remember this, creep! I'll be back to get ya!

Director: FAT CHANCE

O RLY

Director: I KNOW YOU'RE THIN BUT YOU'VE STILL GOT A FAT CHANCE

I'm ever so thin

Director: SHUT UP

You're fat, you're fat, you're really really fat!
You've never been in a phone boof,
You've never seen you're toes,
When you go to the movies you take up seven rows!
Cuz you're fat, you're fat, you're really really FAT!

Director: Hand me the basooka

Yes sir

*BANG*

You killed her

Director: Yes I did

Great, who's gonna play Cynder now?

Director: Lo and behold, the DRIPPY CYNDER!

Hi Spyro

Get-me-outta-here

Ready roll Action!

Spyro

What?

Director: *facepalm* CUT!


Fin.

LOL! Cynders a retard!

Tak

Behind the scenes of

SPYRO

So, um, whta you doing tonight, handsome?

Oh going to a hotel

♥.♥

A single room

♥♥♥♥.♥♥♥♥

Ember: Spyro!

KEEP AWAY FROM HIM

Ember: Whut?

Jesus Christ you don't think we're....together?????

Not anymore ya not I love Spyro and just give me a few weeks and I'm going to MARRY him.

You can't do that

Oh and why not, gorgeous?

Cause I'm in love with Malefor



So wronggggggg

Director: Why do I work with these people?


Fin.

this is funny

Very funny

Thanks

Behind the scenes of

Spyro the Dragon

So come on guys lets roll! Like C'mon!

*Quietly to director* Why'd you hire this guy?

Director: I have no ****** clue

Buzz buzz buzz! (YOU NEED TO DIE FOR PARING ME WITH THIS MORON)

Ready action! Come ON! I wanna go, I love my script and I love the bit where I go 'You're toast!' to Gnasty and I get to flame his butt!

Rot in hell, jerk.

HAH HAH HAH! *flames Gnasty's trousers*

*Is hole in his trousers* Nothing to see here *puts hand on camera*

Director: Please help me before I kill myself in a horrible painful way

Buzz buzz buzz! (WITH PLEASURE) *gets mallet*


Fin.

*laughs*

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loved the end *gets mallet*

LOL!Sparx with a mallet!YAY FOR TOTAL CHAOS!

Heh heh... witty.

Omg I'm so happy! Thankies to you readers!

Behind the Scenes of

Gateway To Glimmer

Yo guys!



Oh dude, you ain't still stroppy 'bout last night are you?

OMG LIEK WHAT HAPPENED *gossip gossip gossip*



How much has he had?

Director: What?

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WATCHING HIM!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Director: I've been trying too!!!!But he's such a miget I couldn't freaking see him!!!!!!

O__________________________________________0

o__________________________________________O

o_e

Director: What?

WHAT!?

WHAT!?!?!?!?

EAHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! *leapts up and stranglates Director:

*cencored*

*wipes blood of the camera* Um, we are gathered here today to remember the rubbish life of a foul Director. He was a not a great man, always did wrong but he was killed by the Killer Miget and he's going to be shot in the head in hell forever and ever, Amen.

Amen.

Ame- WAIT! YOU CALLED ME A MIGET! GAAAHH!

JUST SHUT UP!

.......WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH Ok, wail over, GAAAHHHHHHHH YER GONNA DIE!!!

This guy needs help.

He doesn't need help he needs a kick in the head.

Amen.


Fin.

Hilarious!

Epic XD.

Thanks

PC!!!

that is so funny good work

continue please

Epicfulness

GOOD!!!!

THANKS!

Behind the scenes of

A New Beginning

So I go in at the end, and what do I say?

Director the 2nd: Nothing! You give a little groan and look weak while Spyro stares at you.

That's not fair! He doesn't stare at me!

Sparx does

That's never a good sign *looks fearful*

Director the 2nd: Ready, roll, action!

GROAN, Spyro stop staring at me you perve

Director the 2nd: CUT!

See, she's useless. Drippy Cynder is the Queen of Mega-Fail.

Says the one who confuses her lines with the Sixth Sense script

Shut up, I'm metally challenged

Yeah

What gave you the right to say 'Yeah'

My will of speech?

Have him shot

Amen

WTF!?

Hahaha!!! Very funny dude...
Nice...

Lolz *shoots Sparx*

Hahaha...
Funny

I'll do one soon

Very funny

Behind the Scenes of

A New Beginning

Part 2

NO! DON'T SHOOTZ ME!

I want to!

Well tough! *slaps Spyro*

AH! You got it wrong, I'm LEGEND not SPYRO, he's Spyro!

Yo

OMFG PARADOX!

Get outta my pub! *slaps Spyro*

OW! I felt that jerk!

I know! But he won't get out of my pub! Shut up and leave me alone!

Oh, now look, you've made her cry

*snivel*

Go apoligise!

She'll slap me

Tough luck! *shoves Spyro*

You do it!

YOU WHAT! *Slaps * Heart of a lion, you've got!

But but but, it's Marko'clock, I can't die at Marko'clock

But it's always Marko'clock!

I know! That's why I can't die!

Spyro, does Ignitus love you?

Yes! Now shove off!

See, you shouted at that Cynder, it's not hard is it!?

But she's Drippy Cynder, Queen of Mega-Fail!

So, the other one is that too!

I HEARD THAT CREEP!

AH!

Take the scissors!

It's cut-my-throat time, right?

No! Threaten to chop of her hair if she comes any closer!

WHAT HAIR!?!?

Okay, okay, UR DOOMED! I SHALL COME ALONGZ AND SPITZ ON YOU GRAVEZ!

Sparx, I love you!

Wha...?


Fin.

FUNNY.

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well that was... interesting

good and funny

I lol'd so hard when Spyro came in.

PC!!!

HA HA HA!!!
*wipes away tears of laughter*
SOOOO HILARIOUS!!!!

ZWEET

more?

Yep

Behind the scenes of:

Spyro - Gateway To Glimmer

SPYYYYYRO'S A COCKY GIT
SPYYYYYRO'S A COCKY GIT
SPPYYYYYYYYYRO'S A COCKY GIT
OH YEAH!

HA HA HA HA HA HA what

You're a cocky git

Yes

You're a cocky git



HAHA, ur cryin! Spyro's a Wimpy Cocky Git now!

You're crying

Oh yeah, , well I'm not now am I

No, definatly not, would you like a cup of tea?

Why yes, redbush please, Cocky Git

Hey, Zoe! I'm not a Cocky Git, am I?

U BET U R!

What's with the text speak?

*slaps * You cocky git!

*has a breakdown*

Oh yeah! He's had a breakdown, now I get to be the substitute!

You Little ****

OMG THE RHYMES! IT'S TOO MUCH FOR MEH! *has a breakdown*

Director 2: Phhh...*sigh*



Now Whut?


Aye?

We're doomed

You can say that again

We're doom- wait! What the hell are you doing here!

I dwopped my fwip fwop in da sea

Director 2: *facepalm*


Fin.

Nice.

HILARIOUS

Lolwut? This is hysterical!

Very funny
Good stuff