darkSpyro

*Twilight Zone music*

Oh boy!

Edit: Screw you HIHD you beat me by 2 seconds

Ñěïň

touch my mind

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Oh boy!

HIHD, in the future, you will find success covering Chad Kroeger songs. With this newly found fame and money you will buy out Walmart, and all of the merchandise sold there will have pictures of your face on it. Walmart sales increase sevenfold, history is made.

Quote: Mesuxelf

Edit: Screw you HIHD you beat me by 2 seconds

Mesu, in the future, you will cure the common cold. Realizing the potential power you hold in your hands you hide away in your lab for years fearing the exploitation for monetary gain that could possibly come from this cure. You develop evil villain tendencies from lack of social interraction and eventually go on to create a death ray.

Quote: Wreckingball13

Ñěïň

Wreckingball, in the future, you are the owner of a huge fashion empire. WGB Fashion™ takes over Prada and your name becomes the staple of 24th century fashion. You marry young and have 10 beautiful children, all with impeccable fashion sense.

Quote: Lunarz

touch my mind

Lunarz, in the future, you develop a mutation caused by the chemicals you were exposed to while working on a cure for the common cold with a colleague. The mutation causes you to have a British accent. Women everywhere are swooning over you, and you join a boy band. Lunarz and the Boyz' first album goes Diamond.

Falco

Quote: Pokemon2

Falco

Pokemon2, in the future, you save Beyonce from being hit by a car and she thanks you by giving you free tickets to her tour. While watching her concert from the front row you bump into current president of 2032, Michael Cera. A brief conversation with him sparks the idea for you to get into politics.

Quote: Spyrobaro

rip my brain apart

Spyrobaro, in the future, you become overlord of the internet. After a post about you goes viral and starts trending among the Vine community you make the decision to ban memes. Finally the internet knows peace. You own 3 Munchkin cats and you are an avid gardener.

Ok...

Well, this is something.

Quote: yelvy

Ok...

Yelvy, in the future, you develop atmokinesis after being struck by lightning. You use this newly found talent to terrorize people at the beach by making it rain. You are later discovered at the beach and captured by the government where they study you and try to use your powers for weather warfare against Switzerland, who has revoked their decision to remain neutral and is trying to take over the rest of the world.

Quote: Nightmoon

Well, this is something.

Nightmoon, in the future, you become a conspiracy theorist and gain a notable status on YouTube, reaching upwards of 1.2 million subscribers. You actually do uncover a major government secret but no one believes you because of how insane your YouTube videos are.

BUMBLEBUNNII PREDICT MY DESTINY

Quote: StriderSwag

BUMBLEBUNNII PREDICT MY DESTINY

Strider, in the future, while attending a Victoria's Secret Fashion show you catch the attention of someone from Redken, and they hire you as a hair model. You later lose the job due to an unfortunate circumstance involving punching a police officer, but the money you earned allows you to live a luxurious lifestyle full of Spider-Gwen merch.

Quote: Bumblebunnii

Quote: StriderSwag

BUMBLEBUNNII PREDICT MY DESTINY

Strider, in the future, while attending a Victoria's Secret Fashion show you catch the attention of someone from Redken, and they hire you as a hair model. You later lose the job due to an unfortunate circumstance involving punching a police officer, but the money you earned allows you to live a luxurious lifestyle full of Spider-Gwen merch.

I'm looking forward to it, thank you.

Go ahead. Be my Crystal Baller.

Do the thing.

I want my future spoiled

*waits for prediction*

okay.

.......tell me more

Sure....

Come at me.

reveal my cringey future

destroy my paranoia of the future

Oh hi!

Me first

I'm in control of my own future.

Quote: Metallo

Go ahead. Be my Crystal Baller.

Metallo, in the future, you take time for yourself to travel the world with a close friend and somewhere along the way you transition to the life of a pirate. You invest your money into a large ship, and live out your life at sea. You have a lovely pirate wife, she knits you sweaters.


Quote: Dragons-go-hrr

Do the thing.

Dragons-go-hrr, in the future, you dedicate yourself to a life of crime. You become infamous for being the world's most dangerous thief, and you go by the alias "Norton McStealsThings". You have a huge online fanbase.


Quote: 84skylanderdude

I want my future spoiled

4skylanderdude, in the future, you are the first human being to step foot on Pluto and you discover life. You never report your findings and instead choose to live on Pluto, never to return to Earth again. The aliens are friendly, they laugh at all of your jokes. You're happy there.


Quote: darkwolf

*waits for prediction*

Darkwolf, in the future, you open up a bakery as a cover for a huge drug ring. Your business is unexpectedly successful and you give up your life of selling cocaine to dedicate yourself to making pastries full time.


Quote: ZapNorris

okay.

Zap, in the future, you become a trophy husband. You marry a very wealthy, slightly older woman and your only job is to smile and look pretty. Your days are spent playing golf at the country club.

metallo's life story 2 confirmed

Quote: Hot Dog 542

.......tell me more

Hot Dog, in the future, you join a cult based around the worship of Tom Hardy. Eventually you are arrested for an attempt to kidnap him, and you find a small success in drawing fan art of Tom Hardy while in prison. Tom Hardy posts about the incident on Twitter, and wishes to meet up with you when you're out of prison.


Quote: abstractsardine

Sure....

Abstractsardine, in the future, you suffer from a nearly fatal accident involving a missle and a few months later you become the first person to successfully have their brain transplanted into a robot body.

Quote: Eevee88

Come at me.

Eevee, in the future, you live a simple life out in the country on a farm. Your farm consists of real life Pokemon invented in 2029, and you continue this life until your retirement at age 102.


Quote: PwnageFTW

reveal my cringey future

Pwnage, in the future, you become a radical SJW online and doxx everyone who disagrees with you. You hold many rallies in support of otherkin and feminists, but scrutiny from your family forces you to leave your SJW life behind. Later, unsure of what to do, you join a mormon community. You own a motorcycle.


Quote: Underian

destroy my paranoia of the future

Underian, in the future, you move to France to study French cuisine and try to bring your new knowledge back to America. Your restaurant fails, and in a fit of rage you open up a new restaurant that only sells Soylent Green. Nobody questions the ingredients but it is a big hit with everyone.

I was wondering if you could predict my future, oh fortune teller!

I want to see if my life will get even more messed-up than it is already...

Quote: TheToyNerd

Oh hi!

ToyNerd, in the future, you learn to DJ and eventually become famous enough to DJ at EDC. You have free pick of all of the pretty rave girls, but end up settling down with your old highschool flame. Your baby's first words are "Sick bass drop, bro" and he ends up being a total tool.

Quote: Badwolfmichael

Me first

BWM, in the future, you star in an action movie that breaks box office records. You become the new George Clooney. and your car collection is worth billions. Your mansion is made out of solid gold, and you own 6 pet orcas.


Quote: Philomena

I'm in control of my own future.

Philomena, in the future, you lose total control of your own future by being captured by orcs. They force you to live out your life in a mud hut, making birdhouses that they can sell for profit.

future......

Interesting...

Quote: Project_Unnamed

I was wondering if you could predict my future, oh fortune teller!

Project_Unnamed, in the future, you teach World History at a school for mutants. You are highly skilled at basketball, you drive a hot pink Bugatti Veyron, and you own the world's largest seashell collection.


Quote: Chompy-King257

I want to see if my life will get even more messed-up than it is already...

Chompy, in the future, you become the personal assistant to Khloe Kardashian but maintain your nightly job as an exotic dancer. You take up surfing as a hobby, and you own a dog that won the first place prize in the Westminster Dog Show.


Quote: TheFlyingSeal

future......

TFS, in the future, you get special permission to start your own country on a small island south of the Pacific. Your country is ruled by a matriarchy, and every resident is required to personally compliment you every day.

Quote: StormDragon21

Interesting...

Storm, in the future, you become the creator of a vehicle that revolutionizes the auto industry. Your car runs off of Trump's tears, and gets 56 MPG. You stream dress up games on Twitch as a side job.

ME NEXT

Quote: PwnageFTW

ME NEXT

I did yours, dirty SJW.

as long as I have a motorcycle my life is complete

Quote: Bumblebunnii

Quote: Project_Unnamed

I was wondering if you could predict my future, oh fortune teller!

Project_Unnamed, in the future, you teach World History at a school for mutants. You are highly skilled at basketball, you drive a hot pink Bugatti Veyron, and you own the world's largest seashell collection.
.

But... but... I am totally incompetent at basketball and in its strategies. Even though I am a tall dude.

Quote: Project_Unnamed

Quote: Bumblebunnii

Quote: Project_Unnamed

I was wondering if you could predict my future, oh fortune teller!

Project_Unnamed, in the future, you teach World History at a school for mutants. You are highly skilled at basketball, you drive a hot pink Bugatti Veyron, and you own the world's largest seashell collection.
.

But... but... I am totally incompetent at basketball and in its strategies. Even though I am a tall dude.

Do not question the word of the Bumbles.

Quote: Bumblebunnii

Quote: abstractsardine

Sure....

Abstractsardine, in the future, you suffer from a nearly fatal accident involving a missile and a few months later you become the first person to successfully have their brain transplanted into a robot body.

I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!

Quote: Bumblebunnii

Quote: Project_Unnamed

Quote: Bumblebunnii

Project_Unnamed, in the future, you teach World History at a school for mutants. You are highly skilled at basketball, you drive a hot pink Bugatti Veyron, and you own the world's largest seashell collection.
.

But... but... I am totally incompetent at basketball and in its strategies. Even though I am a tall dude.

Do not question the word of the Bumbles.

So there is no room for calculative reason in your predictions?

Quote: Bumblebunnii

Quote: TheFlyingSeal

future......

TFS, in the future, you get special permission to start your own country on a small island south of the Pacific. Your country is ruled by a matriarchy, and every resident is required to personally compliment you every day.

wow my low self esteem must have been off the charts if I had to make a law like that

Hello

Turn the hands of fate. Is that the burden you can bear?