darkSpyro

Look at my guestbook, there are some quotes there

I have a few in my Guestbook.

that little happening when you stub your toe and you JUST WANNA ****ING SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING AND BRUTALLY MURDER EVERYONE.

*buys darkspyro with walmart giftcard*

Darkspyro chainsaw massacre

*Shooting star crashes into a blimp which explodes, killing dozens*

i want to cry really bad right now

edit:i cant take myself seriously with this avatar i still want to cry but im laughing really hard right now

i remember going out on a date with jesus once. nice guy, great carpenter.

Quote: Metallo

Why did the chicken cross the road?

he didn't cross the road

he was run over by a truck the second he stepped on the endless black sea that is a road

merry ****ing christmas, kids

Dear Left Eye,

If you do not clear up and behave yourself by tomorrow morning, I swear to God I will stab you repeatedly with a rusty fork.

Sincerely, your pissed off brain.

Quote: HIR

HIR's headcanon of the day: Bowser's not evil, he's just misunderstood. >.>

"Let me love you!" screams Bowser, arms wide apart, chasing after the fleeing Princess Peach.

Quote: HIR

Quote: SPARXisAWESOME

EDIT: Heeeey, where'd that Metallo guy go? e.e

Oh, I might have killed him. For science. <.<;

a mod's gotta do what a mod's gotta do

Quote: Ash Starkindle

LOL! I'm fearless, and not 100% human.

She admits it! Burn the witch!!!!

you have energy like an angry little battery with no friends

oh god hdaz has gone insane

Quote: DarthW

I think that "Skylanders" is ancient Greek for "Money Vacuum".

Actually, it's modern English for money vacuum.

cereal

I am actually a zombie.

runs around with a I <3 SPAM hoodie

a friend of mine once said "all the sick and weak should die" and he was serious

i am waiting for him to get a cold or something so i can murder him in his sleep. it's only what he wanted after all

Quote: DragonCamo

I feel like christmas caroling. But instead of christmas songs, i'll sing Miley Cyrus songs. And instead of me singing, ill just blast it from my phone.

The next generation befalls us

This went down faster then Lindsey Lohan's career.

Quote: Hot Dog 542

I have a few in my Guestbook.

Oh yeah, I forgot about Dr. Phil

Quote: awesomerockets

Quote: Hot Dog 542

I have a few in my Guestbook.

Oh yeah, I forgot about Dr. Phil

I had many other amazing Dr Phil quotes, such as his 'I never went to college', but I unfortunately had to remove them due to the character limit. ;______;

Quote: Hot Dog 542

Quote: awesomerockets

Oh yeah, I forgot about Dr. Phil

I had many other amazing Dr Phil quotes, such as his 'I never went to college', but I unfortunately had to remove them due to the character limit. ;______;

I really wish I could bring him back...

Quote: Big Green

you have energy like an angry little battery with no friends

Souns like a milatary term.

"This situation has gone kittywompus! We need backup!"

Your a cereal killer! D:< You squished my rice crispie!

HI BILLY MAYS HERE ADVERTISING CAPS LOCK!

The smiley made me lol. Cause it's like "Double Header! OH YEA!!! *Insert smiley here*"

Yeah, I got that too. xD

You are aware he eats the hearts of young ones to stay his age correct?

What do you mean "when"? I'm immortal.

reported for racism

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Quote: BigBoom
"Ding dong" sounds so childish, gosh.

¬_____¬

Fine. Dick.

im british i cant cook

Yes I am. Me and my partner have created a drug that is suppose to help prevent miscarriages, but since we cannot legally test it on women yet, I decided to test it myself. I have no idea how I'm suppose to give birth, but I did it anyway.

Meanwhile I'll have all the same issues that pregnant women do, like cravings and mood swings. How wacky!

Quote: WUMBOSIMPSON

As a minor I feel I didn't need to hear this story.

As a minor I feel like it was my destiny to read this story.

I'm procrastinating harder than your penis.

help im fabulous and i can't get up

i think you may need to convert it to .mp4 or use virtualdub, video formatting isn’t exactly my cup of blowjob

bark bark i'm a shark

the server worked for me until i read the welcome book and saw "hunger games"

then the game paused itself and closed out

Quote: TheAceOfBreath

How to train your prostitute I mean what?

leave cynder out of this

Wait did someone say shipping?
IM NOT PAYING THE HANDELING
I AM NOT

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Ship meh like one of your french girls.

PE does not stand for Physical Education, it stands for Public Embarrassment.

And let it be written that on this day, the 29th of September in the 2013th year of our Lord, the Stuff & Nonsense users of darkSpyro all took massive testosterone injections and got hornier than the brass section of a marching band.

the bible probably has more inconsistencies than the warrior cats series

If you look closely, it actually says "Yes homo"