darkSpyro

True story.

Sounds fun and completely true.

Delicious

Please tell us more! *gets out notepad and pencil*

I'm truly impressed by this story. ^.^

Well, it all started when I was walking home from the convenient store.
With a bag full of delicious candies I was content with the bounty of the day.
When, suddenly, a police officer pulled Me over, demanding for Me to reveal the contents of the bag.
"Just simple chocolates and sweets, ma'am" I responded.
This made the officer sweat, for she had a fancy for chocolates.
"I demand that You give Me those chocolates" She said in a raised tone, her boobs getting itchy.
"Under what reason do You demand for Me to surrender My chocolates?"
"In the event that an officers boobs get itchy, they must confiscate the suspects chocolates" She retorted.
Having never heard of such an inane law, I logically disallowed Her to confiscate the chocolates in question.
So, in a feeble attempt, the officer threatened Me with a $7000 scratchy boobs ticket, and shoved Me into the backseat of the vehicle, closing the door.
By this point, the officer succumbed to her itch and scratched away, standing outside of the vehicle.
Meanwhile, I had devised a plan, I switched the chocolates in the box with My underwear.
Ultimately, handing over said box, and sending the officer on Her merry, without being none the wiser.
The End.

You my friend are a genius! ^.^ I love this story! <3

That sounds amazing!