darkSpyro

Come one, come all
Sit down, and shut your faces as I tell you a story as warm and inviting as a mother's hug.

There was once a boat, not just a boat, but a ship, filled to the brim with friends. Each and every one a friend with every other.
It wouldn't be very ladylike of me if I didn't mention the most spectacular of the friends as well. Hatty Hattington. He is a proper and handsome fellow, and is like ,omg, the friendly king of friendship kingdom.
So all of them were in their boat. What adventures would they have?
Would they find a scary Ghost Ship?
An island mad of candy?
Scary Swashbucklers? Who assist them in collecting the candy?
But nay, as they were were rowing the ocean was all like, surprise mudda****as, and a hugantic storm appeared.
And the lightning was like bam!
And the thunder was like zap!
Sgvxhhgvgfv
And then, all of a sudden it stopped.
"Is everyone ok? Stupid storm" Hatty asked
And his saying this was like Posiedon extended his hand in friendship but Hatty SPAT IN HIS MOUTH
And then Posiedon was just like "you mudda****ing *****, ima kills you!"
And then the storm reappeared, and there was this giant wave,
Ghghjthfjhggghhx
And friend upon friend tumbled into the sea
And there was this whale and it said
Ooocghdghffhcfg
And it was like everyone was so scared an
A particularly refined friend stated,
"It appears we are in quite a state of bother"
And a rude friend said,
"Naw dip Sherlock!"
And Hatty was like,
"Hey, be nice" V
And I think there was a shark. V V
There it is----------------------------------------->. V OH V
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And then the ship crashed on a mysterious island
And that was the end of the S.S Friend......
Ship

10000000/10000000 would read again.

Thank you, thank you *bows*