darkSpyro

There were six kids playing Old Maid, since their iPhones all died. There were five boys and one girl. Their names were TorchSheep, DragonCamo, Seiki, slambam104, Bash28, and Ash Starkindle.
"Your turn, Bash." TS said.
"Okay." Bash picked a card and stared at it with horror. It was the Old Maid. He had lost. "Screw this, I quit!" Bash yelled as he rageauit and started to crai.
After a while, Ash asked, "Did you guys hear something?"
"It's just Bash crying, so shaddup." Seiki responded.
DC looked Seiki in the eyes, and said, "<3"
"Wut. Did you just speak a text heart?" SB asked.
"Uh... yusss." DC responded.
"I heard it again! It's coming from the kitchen!" Ash exclaimed.
They all ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, Bash was eating all of the Doritos, Pringles, and Utz chips.
WHOOSH!
A log fell on top of Bash, crushing him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" DC yelled. "NOT THE DORITOS!"
"Man, dat is cold." TS said.
"Look at the log. A note!" SB said.
"...Well, aren't you gonna read it to us?" Seiki countered sassily.
"Uh... okay. 'If the log rolls over, you all shall die.'"
"Gaiz, I'm still alive!" Bash said weakly.
"We gotta help him!" Ash exclaimed.
The log rolled over. "Beat the evil...." Bash said, dying.
"Oh, gosh. That was quick. I'll be crying in the shower if you need me." TS said. He ran to the bathroom.
The other four just sat in the living room.
"He should be out by now." DC said.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" a scream came from the bathroom.
"We gotta help him!" Seiki exclaimed.
They ran to the bathroom. DC yanked open the door.
TS was under a log. It rolled over, killing him.
"Another note..." DC said. "'I thought I warned you.'"
Suddenly, the log started to disappear. The three boys covered Ash's eyes as they closed their own.
"What is happening?" Ash asked.
"Ashy, hon, TS is dead. He died in the nude." Seiki said.
"Let's.. uh.. get out of here." SB said. The four kids ran to the living room and started to crai for their dead friends.
Seiki craid so hard that he literally craid his eyes out. A log landed on top of him and rolled over, killing him.
";~;" DC yelled at the world.
"This here note says, 'A Ripto will kill two moar Sparxes before the final battle.'" Ash read.
"That means... two of us have to die.." SB said.
THUMP... THUMP...
"That's coming from the attic!" DC said.
A note fell from the ceiling. "'Logs can be made of wrecking balls...' What the..." SB said.
Suddenly, a wrecking ball made of logs fell from the attic, on top of DC. It rolled over, killing him.
"Hm.. another note.." Ash said. She picked up the note. "It says, 'Come and find me. We must fight.'"
The living kids began to cry. They missed their deceased friends.
Another note fell. "It says, 'Check upstairs.'" SB said.
"...THE ATTIC!" The two yelled in unison as they ran upstairs.
The 4 corpses of their friends were there, wrapped in... TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?!
"Mwahahahaha. It is me... BRIGHTSCALES!" the voice yelled.
"Oh no. We're screwed." Ash said.
"Darn right we are." SB responded.
"Now, I can talk normal. hai gaiz. one of u must die b4 da big battle." BS said.
"I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!" Ash exclaimed.
"No. Take me instead!" SB said. A log suddenl fell on top of him.
"Thanks, SB. You didn't have to do that." Ash said.
"Don't worry about it. You are the chosen one. You can defeat her. We have faith in you." SB said.
The log rolled over. A sword appeared in front of Ash. She grabbed it, and killed BS with a single stab.
"Ooh, a note!" Ash said. "It says, 'Congratz. but dere iz a new adventure. ur friendz must resq u.' Wut..."
A log fell on top of Ash, transporting her to another dimension: Land of Riptos.
Suddenly, the five boys came back to life.
"Yay!" DC said.
"Woo!" Seiki said.
"Where'd Ash go?" TS asked.
"Another note.. 'She is at the Land of Riptos. You must defeat me and my second-in-command in order to rescue her.'" SB said.
"Well, we gotz to rescue her! Let's go!" Bash yelled.