darkSpyro

Today......

A half hour off topic much?
<3 WAHOO

Quotes from the class:
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Hey, I found peanuts in my pocket.
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Girls don't fart!
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Essay? What essay?
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Can we get back on topic, please?
What even IS the topic?
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We once spended the whole lesson talking about sex

? what?

Well, Then let me tell you a story of my English Class...

"And so, ya, hello, and blah blah blah, that's how you do it!"
"....were you just talking to that wall?"
"NO!"

"Yikes, how did you get that black eye?"
"Oh, that? Ya, this girl punched me in basketball so I snapped her neck, gnawed off her foot and beat her with it"

And one time we just sat all class listening to the teacher rant about how bad Obama is ^.^

Lolz! My teacher can rant about bugs for ages...

Quote: NINJAsk11

We once spended the whole lesson talking about sex

Sounds like a class I would teach.

Ah, my english class has a teacher that looks just like Jack Sparrow.

And you didn't yell out, "Well, this is certainly a topic... ;>.>?" HAVE I TAUGHT YOU GUYS NOTHING?

Quote: HIR

And you didn't yell out, "Well, this is certainly a topic... ;>.>?" HAVE I TAUGHT YOU GUYS NOTHING?

>Gets mad at us for using his quote
> Gets mad at us that nobody uses his quote
HIR, you confuse me.

I don't care if you use it offline. And I'm only disappointed when certain people *cough*Rickorio*louder cough* use it in a vain attempt to boost their popularity on the site. >.>

Quote: HIR

I don't care if you use it offline. And I'm only disappointed when certain people *cough*Rickorio*louder cough* use it in a vain attempt to boost their popularity on the site. >.>

How does quoting someone make you more popular?

My Science teacher likes to tell stories. Sometimes we've spent half the class or more listening to his off-topic stories. X3
No offense to him, he's awesome. x3

Oh, that reminds me of my social studies class.

Teacher:"Montreal is the second largest French speaking city in the---"
Girl: "FRance! I love poodles!"
Boy: "Poodles? That's weird. I like rottweilers."
Teacher: "Your both insane. Yorkies are the best"
Me: "Shouldn't we be talking about...."
Teacher:"Shut up! We're talking. Now, does anyone like dalmations?"

"Can we watch a movie today?"
"There was a test."
"I'm asexual because I don't have a boyfriend."
"Test? What test?"
"I hate *Object X* because *stupid reason*" (Example: Shoes, they make your feet hot)
"OMG GOSSIP IS SO BAD. Oh hey, *Person* did you hear that *girl X* is dating *boy X* I mean, what a *****. She TOTES know that you have a crush on him!"

Actual qoutes

honestly
why do I even bother going to school.

Quotes from my English Class:
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one time in art some kid was under a girl's desk and talking about raping her

Quote: ZapNorris

one time in art some kid was under a girl's desk and talking about raping her

wat
mah brain hurts
How would that work?
"Him hmm lalala, jotting down notes..."
"hey I'm under your desk an I'm gunna rape you"

Quote: Kitty

Quote: HIR

I don't care if you use it offline. And I'm only disappointed when certain people *cough*Rickorio*louder cough* use it in a vain attempt to boost their popularity on the site. >.>

How does quoting someone make you more popular?

I don't know. I'm still trying to figure that out. But new users choose to do it anyway. <.<

Your class will never defeat my class's productiveness

Random Student: Can we just chill today?
Teacher: Sure

Therefore, we chill. Somehow I passed the exam

we watched romeo and juliet have sex today in english.

We have written VERY random stories twice.

Quote: TacoMakerSkys

we watched romeo and juliet have sex today in english.

wat
ur school allows sex tapes?

Quote: parisruelz12

"Can we watch a movie today?"
"There was a test."
"I'm asexual because I don't have a boyfriend."
"Test? What test?"
"I hate *Object X* because *stupid reason*" (Example: Shoes, they make your feet hot)
"OMG GOSSIP IS SO BAD. Oh hey, *Person* did you hear that *girl X* is dating *boy X* I mean, what a *****. She TOTES know that you have a crush on him!"

Actual qoutes

honestly
why do I even bother going to school.

Thiiiiss is how it is in my school. Someone, like me, that wants to learn and stay on topic, has a tough time actually getting anything FROM ANY TOPIC! The relationships are too serious, and are most likely going to end with someone crying their hearts out.

"Why do I even bother going to school"- parisruelz12. I agree with ya. Why do I even go to school...

My teacher called someone in a book a BEE ATCH, said it just like that. We also refer sex as watching TV in an appropriate way; "So, yes, they did watch TV quite a bit.". Also, she allows students to mess around with a slinky during class, doodle, and we stop tao have strange discussions; one was about how big a girl's hair was.

Quote: HIR

I don't care if you use it offline. And I'm only disappointed when certain people *cough*Rickorio*louder cough* use it in a vain attempt to boost their popularity on the site. >.>

Pffft I never did that.

Quote: HIR

I don't care if you use it offline. And I'm only disappointed when certain people *cough*Rickorio*louder cough* use it in a vain attempt to boost their popularity on the site. >.>

Did someone say my name?