darkSpyro

This one time at band camp, I met HIR. He told me that MrMorrises and Troll Slug were about to blow up the kitchen, where wakapro77 and Matteomax were cooking dinner. JCW555 was barking out orders. HIR said, "You must assemble a team to stop them". So, I did. My ragtag group of myself, Prextail202, slambam104, DummyZ, TorchSheep, crystalhero37, HIR and Bash28 armed ourselves with our instruments. I oiled the valves of my trumpet, TorchSheep and HIR made their saxes look saxy, slambam shrunk his piano, and the others found clarinets. We were ready. We walked out of the Sparx cabin.
We ran to the kitchen. Troll Slug and Morris weilded electric guitars. The cooks were screaming, they were afraid of the sparkly pink and purple guitars.
"Ugh. Why do we have girl guitars?" Morris asked.
"Because I painted them!" Bash proudly stated.
"Boo. You're a mean banana!" Troll Slug exclaimed. His guitar came to life and ate Bash.
"Oh heeeeeeeeeeeeeck naw. Dave Days will have your heads on a sparkly platter!" DJZ yelled. He ran toward the bad guys.
"Silly music guy. We'll have your head yo!" Morris said as his guitar evolved into a shiny Charizard. It gave DJZ a brofist, causing the hero to explode.
HIR and Torch started playing jazzy tunes. Troll Slug just turned the duo into books.
"Noooooooo!" crystalhero exploded out of grief. That left me, Prex and slambam.
slambam turned into Shroeder and started playing a song. Prex danced to it. While the bad guys were distracted, I played my trumpet. It produced HUGE soundwaves, causing Troll Slug to turn into a pink cookie and Morris turned into a purple cupcake. They both exploded.
dS Band Camp™ was saved!

Moral: S&N makes people insane. There's a program in it called Psycho Lemon. It takes sanity, sells it on eBay, and all the profits go towards Jaggedstar's alchoholic lemon parties.

Ash
Lay off the sugar

Will the sequel be called darkSpyro: SoundCloud?

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Oh wow, it has the 'TM'.

Yeah. It's official!
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Ash
Lay off the sugar

NO.
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Will the sequel be called darkSpyro: SoundCloud?

Maybe~

Dammit Ash some nerve to kill me

Why u kill meh?

Such amaze
Good wrote
10/10 would read

Quote: Spyro-Gamer

Oh wow, it has the 'TM'.

I once wondered whether I should've had that in my username or not...