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someone halp me [CLOSED]
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5676
#1 Posted: 00:04:46 16/01/2014 | Topic Creator
can i marry this burrito. i will make love to it every night and love it tenderly.
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ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5558
#2 Posted: 00:08:00 16/01/2014
place it on your dick and let the meat slide out
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BREATHE AIR.
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#3 Posted: 00:08:50 16/01/2014
You have my blessing... *sniff*... son. :')
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#4 Posted: 00:09:47 16/01/2014
Quote: TacoMakerSkys
can i marry this burrito. i will make love to it every night and love it tenderly.



how many babies will u have with it
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5676
#5 Posted: 00:12:13 16/01/2014 | Topic Creator
24 kids. i'll stretch her out.
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thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#6 Posted: 00:15:16 16/01/2014
no! No!! NO!!!...oh hell no.... i didn't see this....i'm not even here.....
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#7 Posted: 00:15:34 16/01/2014
The children will be some gross, mutant, skin burritos.

Isn't love magical~
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#8 Posted: 00:17:13 16/01/2014
...It seems TacoMakerSkys might have bit bitten by one of those internet bugs that keep sneaking in here. <.<
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#9 Posted: 00:22:45 16/01/2014
Normally, you wouldnt be able to marry a burrito. But however...
At HCI Marital Industries, We can mary you to who or whatever you want, all for the low low price of 500$ For our Insta-Priest,* who will get you married faster then you can say "The Insta-priest is an android!"
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*We are not responsibe for anything the Insta-Priest does, be it harm or help. By paying 500$, you fully accept and take legal blame for anything that it may do to people or property.
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5676
#10 Posted: 00:22:52 16/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Or i'm just bored from being sick for 2 weeks.
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CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3727
#11 Posted: 00:23:10 16/01/2014
BurritoMakerSkys
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#12 Posted: 00:24:01 16/01/2014
Try sucking it's D.
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5676
#13 Posted: 00:24:44 16/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Of course i'll suck it's Deliciousness <3
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Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#14 Posted: 03:41:47 16/01/2014
Quote: TacoMakerSkys
Of course i'll suck it's Deliciousness <3

This with ur sig.
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cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#15 Posted: 04:24:06 16/01/2014
propose to it with an onion ring
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
Troll Slug Ripto Gems: 2054
#16 Posted: 04:36:17 16/01/2014
Quote: cowpowa23
propose to it with an onion ring



Along with some rock candy diamonds.
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5676
#17 Posted: 15:53:09 16/01/2014 | Topic Creator
do i look like a rich mother****er
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