January: Stealing from Toys 'R Us with...
February: Writing a love letter to...
March: Eating Play-Doh with...
April: Knitting a poncho with...
May: Trolling on

June: Shopping for a car with...
July: Burning an Xbox One with...
August: Sharing a Pop Tart with...
September: Hacking ____'s Twitter account
October: Twerking with...
November: Flipping pancakes with...
December: Cussing out a cop with...
1. Loudred
2. Eevee
3. Regirock
4. Machamp
5. Hitmontop
6. Snorlax
7. Squirtle
8. Articuno
9. Zoroark
10. Seviper
11. Infernape
12. Frogadeir
13. Oshawott
14. Golurk
15. Latias
16. Wailord
17. Koffing
18. Fennekin
19. Houndoom
20. Turtwig
21. Mudkip
22. Mr. Mime
23. Honedge
24. Pikachu
25. Electivire
26. Chansey
27. Skiddo
28. Gastly
29. Chespin
30. Zubat
31. Porygon-Z
Flipping pancakes with Honedge.
He'll use that blue cloth thing he has...