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#1 : Of Trolls And Skylanders

Voodood, Bumbleblast and Jet Vac were playing cards when all of a sudden Boom Jet came flying over a hill.

quick theres a troll invasion at Perilous Pastures!
a portal appeared before them and they hopped on.
EON: Boomer, Voodood, Jet-Vac, Bumble Blast, Swarm, Tree-Rex, Boom Jet and Chill you will all go to Perilous Pastures.
Bring The Boom!
Be Afraid Of The Bark!
they were teleported to Perilous Pastures, the trolls took out all the skylanders except boomer.
a troll looked at boomer and boomer looked back at him with a furious face . . . but then . . . the both froze.
DAD?!?!

To Be Continued . . .

BOOMERS DAD.

#1 Of Trolls And Skylanders continued

Dad is that really you?
TROLL: I I I think so. . . Boomer?
Tree-Rex got up charge at Boomers dad and knocked him off the island
NOOOOOO DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iM GONNA KILL YOU TREE-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAIT!
:boonmer: WHAT!
DROBOT!! Show him the video.
Drobot showed Boomer a video . . .
YOU MUMBLING FOOL!!! HOW COULD YOU BLIOW YOUR COVER!!! YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE THAT ''BOOMER'' GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh that explains. LOL!!!!!!!!

#2 Eruptors Sick

Eruptor bought some ''spirit ham'' from Zoo Lou.
i dont feel so good!
maybe because its spirit ham from a spirit pig!
well what waw i supposed to do with it!
i dunno, do you!
no!
then why should i!
maybe because you . . . uugh . . . uuugh . . . uuuugh! *runs home*
*pukes in a bowl* oh man thats nasty! *bowl slips out of his hand (cuz he has no fingers) and goes upstairs to get a towel*
*walks down and eats the puke* RUFF DELICIOUS!
*walks down stairs* oh where is it . . . ah well.

Blech.

#3 MUTATION!

Night Shift, Countdown, Fire Kraken, Hoot Loop and Zoo Lou were sitting around a round table taliking.

woah! what is that in the sky its like a meteor or something!
yeah i see it.
what is it!
i dont know but we better move FAST!
*BANG BOOM CRASH*
ow that hurt!
uuuhh Night Shift what happened you.
what happend YOU! WHOA what happened me!
MUTATION!!!!!!!!!!!
*all look at countdown*
what!
LETS PLAY SOCCER!!!
NO WAIT!!!
*Zoo Lou kicks his head*
*(kickoff) Countdown explodes
huh?!?!
uuuhh . . . have you forgot IM THE BOMB!!!
THE END

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#3 MUTATION!

Night Shift, Countdown, Fire Kraken, Hoot Loop and Zoo Lou were sitting around a round table taliking.

Woah! what is that in the sky its like a meteor or something!
Yeah i see it.
What is it!?
Idont know but we better move FAST!
*BANG BOOM CRASH*
Ow that hurt!
Uuuhh Night Shift what happened to you.
What happend to YOU! WHOA! What happened to me!
MUTATION!!!!!!!!!!!
*All look at countdown*
What!?
LETS PLAY SOCCER!!!
NO WAIT!!!
*Zoo Lou kicks his head*
*(kickoff) Countdown explodes
Huh?!?!
Uuuhh . . . Have you forgot IM THE BOMB!!!
THE END

Please mind the CAPITALS and the grammer
Sorry it realy botthers me wen someone doesn't do that, And I've made The fanfictions Section kinda my pride.
It's just something to point out, I'm not mad or angry.
But for the plot itself you are doing greats.

Thanks and ill mind the capitals and grammar.

No problem

Not bad. Keep it up, and I'll keep reading!

Ill have another one on friday or saturday

#4 A New Toy

Awww, im bored! HHHUU!! I know!
*Voodood gets a laptop and goes on ''Skybay'' and orders a wind-up toy*
*5 days later*
*A delivery guy arrived carrying a large shaking box*
DELIVERYGUY: Hey, anybody order a wind-up toy!
Oh, oh ,oh me!
*He gives the box to voodood and voodood opens it and out pops . . . WIND UP!!!!!*
Huh?!
. . . HHHIIIIII!!!!!
AAAAAGGGGHHHHH THIS THINGS CREEPY!!!!
*Voodood smashes windup with an axe*
EON: No Voodood he was a new recruit not your wind up toy and your a grown man why would you need a toy!!!!
But why was it in a box.
EON: I dunno
*deliveryguy arrives on (again) with a package for Voodood*
YAY!! Here it is!!!
*Wind up toy eats everyone and everything in Skylands . . . . . . . . . . . . . TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL . . . . . . . FACE!!!!! . . . . . . DERP!!!!!!

#5 An Interview With Boomer

hello Skylands, im your host, Spyro and today we will be interviewing Boomer!
HHHHEEEELLLLOOOO!!!!!!
hello Boomer, ok your mainly known for . . . well . . . blowing EVERYTHING up, is that right.
YUP THAT RIGHT!!!!! WILL I SHOW YOU . . . YEAH I SHOW YOU!!!!
NO WAI-!!!
*boomer blows everything up on set*
*53.61 seconds later*
Is the camera on???
CAMERAGUY: Yeah!
Oh, ok, and were back with an . . . interview with Boomer!!! Wait whare is he????
RANDOMGUY: ummm . . . I dunno . . .
Ok, cut, cut, cut!!

THE END

#6 The Honey Competition

Bumble Blast was making honey.

Making honey, making making honey, yeah!!!
Ok time to put my honey to the test, Dino Rang!!
Yeah. what is it Bumble Blast.
Do you mind tasting my honey.
Sure, why not?
Cause it might be horrible.
What!?!?!??!?
What?!?! I didn't say anything.
*Dino Rang tastes the honey*
Mmmm . . . good, really good.
Let me taste that!
*swarm tastes the honey*
Thats really good, umm i mean i could do better!
You wanna bet on that!
Yeah, sure!
*Swarm made honey*
*they got Spyro, Gill Grunt and Trigger Happy to judge. 5 mins later*
I choose Bumble Blast, it was just a little bit sweeter.
I CHOOSE SWARM BECAUSE HE GAVE 5 DOLLARS TO VOTE FOR HIM!!!! I mean cuz it was yummy!!!!!
EON: Ok Gill looks like you have the deciding vote.
I choose . . .

To Be Continued . . .

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p.s. Feedback Is Very Much Appreciated!!!

#6 The Honey Competition continued

i choose . . . Bumble Blast.
Yeah!!!! I'm better than you, i'm better than you!!!!
But i'm bigger than you!!!!!
Oh no . . .
*Swarm goes into bee form and goes inside Bumble Blast's beezooka and causes it to explodes and comes out covers it honey*
Oh crap, how could i forget about the honey!!!!!
can't get me now!!!!!
why not.
cause your'e stuck in the honey.
*Swarm shoots out his barbed blades*
EON!!!!! QUICK!!!!!
EON: Yes Spyro ?
Bumble Blast and Swarm are fighting again!!! You know what happens when skylanders fight!!!!!1
*Eon teleported Swarm and Bumble Blast to different sides of Skylands*

The End

If you have any suggestions tell me.

How about something for.... sidekicks

Okay i'm on it right away!

#7 Gill Runt's Childhood Story / 1st sidekick short.

If ya don't know what runt means look it up on google or sumting, i don't really care right now.


Gill Runt was a well . . . born a runt i guess.

Daddy i hungry i never get food cuz i too small and nobody let me get any food.
Here why don't ya take my harpoon and go get your'e own fish son.
It kinda silly cuz we is fishy and i too small i not able to even lift it.
Here son im gona let you in on a little secret . . . I DON'T FRICKING CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAAAAA WAAAAA WAAAAA!!!!!!!!
*Gill Runt ran away never to be seen again . . . until October 16th 2011 when Gill G runt was fighting Kaos Gill Runt ran over cuz he heard the big news and got turned to a toy aswell*



THE END


feedback is appreciated also if you have any suggestions please tell me.

Rulez is you storys

#9 Barkley's Childhood Story / 2nd sidekick short

Daddy, you is stupid.
Why, it wasn't me this time.
No, no daddy all other sidekickies sound like their mommy or daddy, BUT NOT MEEEE!!!!!
Well son, i don't see the problemo here.
Ok, this is what happened yesterday!!! F l A s H b A c K

Barkley, Barkley you don't look like a dog.
No mah daddy said is different kinda bark.
So not this kinda bark * RRRUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFF and (accidently) sets Barkley on fire* oops.
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*back at the present again*

Well i did tell you dogs and trees don't get along because they pee on us.
Excuses, excuses is all it is.

*the next day, Barkley wanted to apologise so he made Tree Rex a cookie*

Barkley, im home!
I made you a cookie . . . but i eated it.

The End

Please guys i need feedback, and suggestions i'm running low on ideas. Hope you Enjoyed!

#10 The Quiz (and yes i do know their are 256 swap combinations)

EON: Okay Doom Stone, Hoot Loop, Hot Head, Spyro, Boomer, Camo and Sprocket ready for the quiz?
ALL: Yeah.
EON: 1st question = How many swap force combinations are their?

As swap force i know that it is 255
2 - 5 - 5
^showoff . . .
Is it, 20?
An Explosive of some kind!!!
Easy, 257
Imma go with Hoot Loop.

EON: 2nd question = How do you get rid of sheep?
Beat on their faces!!
Teleport them to Hell.
Light em up!!
He understands me . . .
Light a bomb up!!!!
Create a catapult and launch em into a tornado!!!!!
Melons are the answer.

EON: And the final question. ( It's The Final Countdown ) = what is your name.

All: KAOS!!!!!
EON: No.
NO, IT'S ACTUALLY KAOS!!!!
EON: Not now we have to finish a quiz.
Oh sorry . . . NOT!!!!

*And you know how it goes*

The End

Please give feedback and suggestions guys, i need it cuz if i don't get feedback, i'll think nobody reads em and then i'll stop making them and i like making them, so please guys.
P.S. If anyone can teach me how to use GIMP i would really appreciate it plz + thnx.

I think it's a little stale for the comedy part. Maybe try to incorporate something funny once in a while.

^ Well when i make these i have no plan at all so i go where the world brings me. But i'll try.

That's one awesome new pic! You must love

It's supposed to be Boomer not Boonmer

Sorry for triple posting, but I want you to do a 's childhood story.

^Yeah i do.
^Ill fix it.
^Ill do it.

#11Trigger Snappy's Childhood Story / 3rd sidekick short

Oh oh daddy can i get a gun like you.
No son, cuz youz is a wee lil bit shmall!!!
But how will you teach me your ways.
But look at the price tag, sure that's a wee lil bit expenshive son.
But it only cost $.
But i'm a wee lil bit cheap for that now son.
But you launch money and stuff at greebles, chompies, drow etc.
And your point is.
*takes gun of shelf and shoots Trigger Happy

The End
please feedback and suggestions are very much appreciated.

Hehehee
Whisper Elf please.

LOL!!!!

#12 Whisper Elf's Childhood Story / #4 sidekick short

Everything Whisper Elf says she whisper it.

mommy, mommy . . . mommy.
Huh, whats that?
it's me mommy, it's me.
Oh, it's nothing, i must be hearing things.
IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Whisper Elf's scream made Stealth Elf deaf*
Oh, hi Whisper Elf, did you want me for something?
yes mommy it's about time you listened to me I- . . .
Sorry, i can't hear you . . .


The End
please feedback and suggestions are very much appreciated.

does any1 even read these

Err...I just did

Me to!

#13 Thumpling's childhood story / 5th sidekick short

Thumpling and Thumpback were out fishing and Thumpback had caught 38 fish.

Woah daddy i got a big one!!!
Reel him in son reel him!!!
Umm . . . Daddy my rod broke.
Agh that's alright i got more.
*Thumpling caught Terrafin*
I got a shark!!!!
Damn kid, you can put me now and go see a doctor.
Ok.
*Thumpling caught Punk Shock*
Woaho, I caught an electric eel. *ZSHHSHZSHZSHZHSHSZHSZHSZHHSHSZHSZHSHSZHSZH*
Take that!!
*Thumpling caught Wham Shell*
YEAH, I caught a crab!!!
Do I got 6 legs and pincers you idiot!?!?!?!
That's it nobody messes with my son!!!
, and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End

Plz leave suggestions and feedback.

next 1 will be

any1 read this if u do plz tell ur friends, when we get (just) 3 comments (by 3 different people) ill doa

1 (tells 2 people).

i will make another one

I'm going to rell about the length of your stories .....
2 short.

#13 I Wanna Fly

hey, Camo, Zap you ever wish you could fly like the dragons we are.
+ no do you.
yeah cuz maybe if i could fly then whirlwind might love me back.
why don't you try making your own wings like me.
i don't think they could lift me.
if they can lift all these gears then they might just about, won't know till you try.
could you make me a pair of robotic wings, im not good at that kind of stuff.
sure, i can i'll be done tomorrow.

the next morning

you done drobot.
yeah here you go.
spyro flies up to the mountain.
hey, bash nice wings, lookin' good.
thanks, im going to say hi to whirlwind.
bash flies over to whirlwind but the wings stop working and bash falls to the ground and only survived cuz of his thick skin.
whirlwind flies down to see if he's ok.
bash are you ok!
hu? what? ''quickly get's up'' oh whirlwind hi yeah im fine. '' sadly walks away.
what's wrong bash.
i got these wings so you'd love me back.
bash all you have to do is say you love me, your amazing, nobody else has thick skin to survive that fall.
i guess so, i don't need wings to be loved.
*whirlwind kisses bash*
+ + WHOAH! he did it.
yeah he did didn't he.

The End

^ I think this 1 wuz quite long.

Better. that's a good length.

That wuz the first 1 i made but it was in another topic which i lost and found just today so i copied and pated it here.

any1 read deez

I do. Please don't stop. I love these! Please do Hijinx's Childhood story. Hijinx is the Hex sidekick

#15 Hijinx's childhood story / whatever, lets go

*Hijinx wasn't born but MADE from the blood of greebles and the bones of trolls by Hex*
HEYO MOMMY!
Hi Hinjinx
Can you teach me magic.
What do you need magic for?
:hijink: haha . . . REVENGE . . . MWAHAHAHAHA!
Whut?
revenge
Ok. Wait revenge on who?
Someone
Oh, ok. So just do what I do.
*Hex does a lot of magic hand gestures and summons a skull*
*Hijinx does it correctly but summons it above her head and it falls so she gets knocked out*
*As Hex was bringing her to the hospital there was an attack (the one where they get turned into toys)*
And then, yeah, you know how it goes.
THE END

Nice. How about Weeruptor? He is so cute!

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