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SKYLANDER TWISTS

If you're a Skylanders fan, you will love these!

A Skylander Twist is a compilation of many short & funny clips. But except in writing.

RETURNED!!!

Yep! I am now back to doing these! Check out Episode 4!

Contents ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦
Episode 1 - Post 2
Episode 2 - Post 6
Episode 3 - Post 13
Episode 4 - Post 18
Episode 5 - Post 29
Episode 6 - Post 34

EPISODE 1

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Nothing blinds me!
Oh, really? *Shines light in Flashwing's eyes*
OW, MY EYES!
Heh, blinded by the light!

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Hey, who wants to see my rocket?
Eww!
No not like that!

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I'm the king of the sting!
What did you say?
Uh, I meant king of the ring! Heh, heh...

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Nature calls!
Phone: *Rings*
Oh hello, nature!

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♫ They do the Rattle Shake! ♫
Don't you mean the Harlem Shake?
Hush it!

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You committed the crime, didn't you?
Don't hurt me I'm a pumpkin!!!

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We're in a Skylander Twist, you know?
We are? Wait, why is your skin turning gray?
Inception...

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Do you want to play soccer?
Sure! Here's a soccer ball right here!
No, no, no, this is my head!
*Kicks*
*Explodes*

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Miley Cyrus: ♫ I came in like a wrecking ball!!! ♫
U JEEEAAALLLOOOOUUUS???

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Skylander Fan: *Gasp* There's only one more Countdown left in stock?! You know what that means!
♫ It's the final countdown! ♫

I love this!!!

Epic!

LOOOL

EPISODE 2

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♫ Dog goes woof. ♫
♫ Cat goes meow. ♫
♫ Bird goes tweet. ♫
♫ But there's one sound, that no one knows! ♫ What does the...what am I?

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Blast and Furious!
Because you're not fast! Whooooooaaaaaa!!!
*Starts crying* You're a bully!

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Slash and Burn!
Crash and Burn!
Darn you Vicarious Visions!

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Delivery Man: Okay, Enchanted Hoot Loop goes to Walmart.
Oh no, do you mean the place where Skylanders get destroyed and employees poorly fix them?!
Delivery Man: Yep.
Ahh!!!

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Before Skylanders: Wow, my wallet is too full to put anymore money in it!
After Skylanders: Here's the deed to my house.

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Doctor: Trigger Happy we did a DNA scan, and...you are the father of Pop Fizz.
NO!!!
What the...

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What do you want for Christmas?
I want an iPod, an iPad, an iPhone, a-
You're gonna get an iSmack!
...

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Night Shift, your shoes are untied.
They are? *Looks down* Hey, that's not funny!

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Let's have a staring contest! *Stares*
Okay! *Stares*
*10 hours later* ...This isn't working, is it?

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Okay, girls, choose your places!
I'm Silent!
I'm but!
I'm Deadly!

this is like ASDF movies! i love it!

Thanks!

I love it. The final countdown one was the best. If you didnt hear that theme playing in your head you have no soul.

I agree with HCI

Oh, ...

ASDF lol

EPISODE 3

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♫ Crazy! Crazy! Baby, I go crazy! ♫
We all know that.
Grr...

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Look at this wheel spinning!
Eww!
How could you even take that...whatever.

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♫ 'Cause we will never be royals! Royals! ♫
Yes you will.
AHH, WHO IN THE NAME OF SPYRO ARE YOU?!?!

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I'm dating Flameslinger!
I'm dating Chop Chop!
I'm dating Slender!
& ...

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Straight to the point!
Oh, I thought you were gay.
Shut up!

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Arkeyans made us.
Neptune made us.
*Religious fight starts*

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Your time is up!...Kids, turn in your tests!

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The Perfect Swarm!
I know I'm perfect!
Shut up!
*Religious fight starts*

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I've got to go, Stay Cool!
Okay, Keepin' it Cool!

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*Whispering* Take off your hood!
*Whispering* Why?
*Whispering* It looks like you're in the *Gulp* KKK!
Oh crap! Why Vicarious Visions, why!

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Lol, funny

LOL!!!!!!!! love the royals reference.

Omfg this is hilarious

The Scorp and ESS one was hillarious

EPISODE 4

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So, what does "Nature Calls" actually mean?
It means you have to use the toilet.
Oh...well, then Nature Calls!
...

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Clear the air!
Okay! *Breathes in all of the air*
No! No! I can't brrreeeaaattthhheee!!!

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"Riptide!!!"
What?
Who's this kid?

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Hey, look, a monkey!
No, no, I'm a gorilla.
Heh, you're a funny monkey!
No, GORILLA.
You're just monkeying around, aren't you?
Quit it!

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I Swapped with Rattle Shake, and now, I'm Free Shake!
Eww!
Everyone: Will you quit it!
Quit what? Eww!
Narrator: And that was the day Wrecking Ball got trampled.

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Full Scream Ahead!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Facepalm (somehow...)*

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SSF Gamer: What if when you Swapped, catchphrases were mixed, and then you made Rubble Blade?
Brace for Cool!
SSF Gamer: Genius!

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Let's countdown to Arbor Day! Let's see, how do set this timer?
No, don't mess with my watch!
Random Guy: WTF! *BOOM*

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Dr. Phill: Now, what was your situation again?
I want to be a real boy! *Cries*
Pinocchio: *Pats back* I feel ya, bro.

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Thanks for reading the Skylander Twists!
Dude, you're taking up the whole 10th clip!
Ah, man, that was a funny one. Not really that why we're stalling. *Stands awkwardly*
Yeah. *Stands awkwardly*

Doom stones catchphrase is another smash hit, not brace for impact.

Fixed.

Lol do more! Btw I got a funny one I made a long long long time ago:

drop the hammer!
okay......

these are funny

Funny!

Hahah

I luv em.

Sorry, everybody, for not making a chapter in so long, my Internet's terrible right now and has been for the past couple of days. I'll make another Episode as my Internet gets well.

What happened to these?

I just started reading, these are awesome! Do more!

EPISODE 5

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Hey, where did the Skylanders Twists go?
The fix is in!
8 Months Later
Fixed!
Wow, it almost took as long as it takes me to come up with a failing plan.

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High five guys!
...you realize none of have five fingers, right?

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That's right, you nimcompoops. I have a whole game named after me. Superiority.
Oh, you're not the only one!
Hey, I have a website named after me, so shut up.

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Anybody got drugs?
I do!
Gimme! *uses drugs*
Too....much...*shaking*
I know right... *shaking*

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I'm going through this portal now!
Ewww!!
Okay this doesn't make sense anymore!

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Kids, don't do drugs. You don't want to look like me.
Too late.
Yep.
Mhm.
Definitely.

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Fear the Dark.
There's nothing to fear but fear itself.
BE AFRAID OF THE BARK!!!
...Okay! *runs*

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Join the dark side!
You bein' racist?
No not that one!!!

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Merry Christmas!
You're too early.
Well in today"s society people start around this time!!

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Burn to be Wild!
In what way am I wild?!?!?!
Um...every???

YASSS! These are great! Keep them up!

they be back!!!

Whoooooooo! Return of the Twists!

Yay!!!!!!

EPISODE 6

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Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Boom!
*squints*
Sonic Restaurant Employee: Hey don't blow up my restaurant!

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:bushwack: My smilie doesn't work!
Hey neither does mine!
:darkwildfire: Soon...*evil smile*

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HAIL TO THE WHALE!
No, the beam is supreme!
I'm King of the Sting!
What did I say?
Sorry...

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Going to go ew to everything?! Fine! BALLS
...I don't get it.
Wtf?!

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*barfs*
*burps*
*drools*
Yet we complain about me looking weird in the Skylanders series.

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Next Skylanders Game: *drumroll* Skylanders...WE'RE OUT OF IDEAS! WE'RE JUST GOING TO SELL ALL SKYLANDERS FOR $10.00 MORE!
CEO: BRILLIANT!!!

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...I like trains.
*runs over Trigger Happy*

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Am I the first girl Skylander who isn't anorexic?

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Blink and Destroy!
Well I don't have to blink, but I can destroy!
*cries* (somehow)

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H-hey, I'm on fire!
Nah I thought you were frozen.
Elsa: ♫ Let It Go! Let It Go! ♫

Wrecking Ball...

Keep them rolling in! These are great!