darkSpyro

Boys and girls of every age,
Wouldn't you like to see something crazed?
Come with us in Shyamalan Town
And witness our films are hazed

This is Shyamalan, This is Shyamalan
Up and down, went our ratings fast
This is Shyamalan, This is Shyamalan
OMG, these movies aren't worth the fee

It's our town, everybody scream
Cause this world is Shyamalan Town

I am the film that is dubbed The Sixth Sense,
I see dead people as well as Shyamalan lovers
I am the film that goes by Signs
Loved by all, until they can't get by doors

This is Shyamalan, This is Shyamalan
Shyamalan, Shyamalan, Shyamalan, Shyamalan
Shyamalan, Shyamalan, Shyamalan, Shyamalan,

In this town, we call home
Everyone hails Unbreakable
In this town, we're so stinkin' rich
I mean look at the box office for Airbender!

Round that moneybag, then another moneybag
Then go past that moneybag and SCRREAM!
That is The Village
That film wasn't good, and it started the "NO Hope Slope."

But we still got rich 'cause,
This is Shyamalan, This is Shyamalan
Shyamalan, Shyamalan, Shyamalan, Shyamalan,
In our town of Shyamalan

I am Lady in the Water
I really blowed
At the box office
I only raked in $72,785,169

I am After Earth (A.E.)
I'm an embarrassment to Shyamalan
I'm the first bomb cuz of Airbender
Shyamalan, Shyamalan, Shyamalan, Shyamalan

In this town we suck even more
Lord knows Crossroads could save us now
But it's the sequel, to Avatar now
Do we need to even start?

But there's hope, in Shyamalan
Because we have Unbreakable
Na(X10)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey-uh

Yes...

He should direct a move with Michael Bay as the producer.

Quote: somePerson

He should direct a move with Michael Bay as the producer.

"Directed by Michael Bay and M. Night Shyamalan"

whelp, goodbye. *kills self*

^ Don't forget J.J. Abrams.