chapter 1
once upon a time there was a man named booker dewitt. he was an aries and he liked gambling. he liked gambling SO MUCH that he LOST HIS MONEY and SOLD HIS BABY to a strange orange man.
"o no the baby has been sold WHAT HAVE I DONE" scream booker
booker run to portal and see bearded man with his baby, "give baby back" book man say. "no" beard man say and jump into portal like chell
"no the baby is lost" say booker, and now sad, he write baby name on his hand with blue pen.
twenty years later
booker on boat with bickering man and lady. booker get off boat and go to lighthouse. end up in flying city.
"WOW" booker say unimpressed. suddenly, the racists came. "throw baseball at biracial couple" the racists say.
"no that is racist and uncool" booker say, and then everyone attack him angrily for not hating black people.
booker end up at strange statue tower. many strange creepy things be there. but then he sees belle from beauty and the beast opening PORTAL IN TIME AND SPACE. belle (named elizabeth) is girl he looking for to pay off his debt.
"hey" booker say, then hear big bird scream.
"we leave" say elizabeth. so they leave tower and make the big bird VERY MAD. but then it fall into ocean so it ok. elizavetj very happy to be outside. she dance.
"we go to paris now stop dancing" booker say, so beth do no more dancing and they try go to blimp to paris and fail. many plot things happen and then they go to different timeline because reasons. in the timeline there many angry revolting poor people outside. flying city decor is ruined forever. the revolts are led by strong independent black woman daisy fitzroy.
"am fight against oppressors" she say and stab random person who didnt rlly do anything
"hey u r being just as bad" booker say
"no" daisy say
and she kidnap some white guys son.
"go back to tumblr meatwad" elizabeth say amd stab daisy. elizabeth cry, then more plot things happen
later booker and elizabeth go see her dad, cornstock. he is a bearded man and very creppy.
cornstock die. "good" elizabeth say
"lets go to paris" booker say
then go to paris
booker and elizabeth fall in love and they are in love
one day they want to sex
"i am going to stick it inside u and pee" say booker to elizabeth very sexily
"do it BIG DADDY" elizabeth say. BUT THEN BOOKER GET NOSEBLEED!
"oh no. booker say. then he realize
he big daddy all along
"DRILLER" booker daddy scream and drill elizabeth
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