darkSpyro

Post 3 words, and I will make a story out of it!

Spryo is dead

ass in elf

Virgin Gets Laid

How's dat for ya

Skylanders vs. Spyro

these aren't gonna be long stories just so you know.

Spyro is dead
All across skylands, the sadness was so thick, that if you had a butter knife, you could serve a large family. This was because, the magic skylander Spyro, after all of his years, had died. A cyclopes mammth did him in. He was tryinng to save Cynder frm an arrow (That wouldn't have killed her) an dgot stomped on. About 50 times. His 7 best friends, Stealth Elf, Gill Grunt, Eruptor, Trigger Hppy, Cynder (Girl Friend), Bash, and Whirlwind had gathered. Thy each had brought something from ther element to help.

Can't wait for the second one!

Or the third.

And I will skip yours, because it is a rude pun on my username.

Virgin Gets Laid
VOodude and DOuble Trouble were standing near the River of Skylands. "SO, Voodude. When did you lose your virginity?" asked Douvble Trouble, who was the orc's best friend, so it wasn't quite awkward. "Erm.... ummmm.... I was.... she was..... I haven't." Admitted Voodude, slightly depressed. DOuble Trouble exclaimed, "WhoA! Looks like I've got to hook you up with the man maker.
*5 hours later*
They were standing outside of a house, and Voodood knocked. A sorceress of the undead walked out, with a cigar in her mouth, and asked, "What?" Double TRouble stated, "We'll need oyur erm.... more colorful services." Hex, then grabbed Voodood, and shut the door. His pleasured screams could be heard from across the street.

Jenny is awesome.

NOBODY CARES I-BRAWLER

Milhouse Cody Tyrone

Quote: assassinelf

NOBODY CARES I-BRAWLER

YA NEED TO DO IT.

Quote: assassinelf

And I will skip yours, because it is a rude pun on my username.

Virgin Gets Laid
VOodude and DOuble Trouble were standing near the River of Skylands. "SO, Voodude. When did you lose your virginity?" asked Douvble Trouble, who was the orc's best friend, so it wasn't quite awkward. "Erm.... ummmm.... I was.... she was..... I haven't." Admitted Voodude, slightly depressed. DOuble Trouble exclaimed, "WhoA! Looks like I've got to hook you up with the man maker.
*5 hours later*
They were standing outside of a house, and Voodood knocked. A sorceress of the undead walked out, with a cigar in her mouth, and asked, "What?" Double TRouble stated, "We'll need oyur erm.... more colorful services." Hex, then grabbed Voodood, and shut the door. His pleasured screams could be heard from across the street.

Hex and Voodood?

Voodood, bbecause I don't like him, and Hex, becuse she's the only humanoid

heeheehee
My turn again
Luigi Murders Mario

Lightcore Hex red

Skylanders vs. nightmares