Episode 1: Preview

Hello, you are watching Swappa Dramma! This is not a rip off of Total Drama Island, or Survivor!

Wait, I thought you told me it was...

Wind Up, try less talking. I am Bouncer, the host, and this is Wind Up, my...assistant.

Yay! I'm assistant!

I told you that a month ago!

Oh...

Why do you have to be such an idiot? *Sigh* Roll the film...

Here is a video tape of everyone attending this reality show, and how they want to win! *Starts film*

Hello, I like to race, and if I win this 1 million dollars they're talking about, I'll make my own race course!

I'm the great, the powerful, Wash Buckler! I will win, dudes!

Wait, fool, why are you recording me?! *Hits camera*

Hello, it is a great honor for me to be on this show. Thank you. Uhh...

I'm very silent, people won't notice me, so they won't vote me off! Haha! Even though I am yelling...

Hey if you're watching me, know that I am very skilled! I have a huge advantage at winning!

Hello! I'm fair, I'd be glad for anyone who wins! I can't wait to play!

I will win! After 5 years of training and juvenile detention, there's no chance of loss!

*Listening to Dubstep*

So...I love to ice-skate. Do y'all have a rink?

WIN WIN! Ha, suckers!

Hello, amigo. When do we start? Anytime soon? Huh?

I'm the king of the jungle! *Gets hit by coconut*

I will not lose, but I will not win either, For if I lose, I will be glad I even made it that far.

Lets roll! Come on!

Wait, what are we doing? *Clip ends*

That's it, see you next episode!

Hey, I was supposed to say that!