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If you or a loved one have experienced any of the following symptoms... [CLOSED]
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6242
#1 Posted: 19:59:01 04/12/2013 | Topic Creator
  • Hunger
  • Thirst
  • Drowsiness
  • Sickness
  • Or a loved one even died

    You may be entitled to a lawsuit against Life.

    Call 1-888-SUE-LIFE now

    Oh, how I love these commercials.
    Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:59:26 04/12/2013 by AvatariDragon
    NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
    #2 Posted: 19:59:57 04/12/2013
    wow so woerd....
    sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
    #3 Posted: 21:03:12 04/12/2013
    Quote: NINJAsk11
    wow so woerd....



    Not sure if that's a typo or a pun...
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    "My memories will be part of the sky."
    NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
    #4 Posted: 21:07:22 04/12/2013
    woerd? means something in dutch or so

    I dunno smilie
    DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
    #5 Posted: 21:14:42 04/12/2013
    Thank you for this
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    Gay 4 GARcher
    Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
    #6 Posted: 21:27:54 04/12/2013
    They changed them to add the "Or a loved one died".

    It used to be funnier when they would have "Have you or a loved one experiencied death?" Because you can totally call and file a lawsuit when you're dead. smilie
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    Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
    Dark_Spyro999 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4713
    #7 Posted: 21:32:07 04/12/2013
    If taking a medication meant to make your symptoms better made them ten times worse and made you die... please give all your money to the doctor that gave you the medicine so he can get another private island. After all why would we want to help people? We just want to take their money and slap them with magic pills with so many side effects its impossible to know them all. Plus cancer.


    Please donate now.
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    I is ded
    Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
    #8 Posted: 22:02:49 04/12/2013
    Quote: NINJAsk11
    wow so woerd....



    wow so weener
    HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
    #9 Posted: 22:06:55 04/12/2013
    The sheer volume of medical malpractice lawsuits in America has probably set our health care back a few decades. ¬_¬
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    Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
    Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
    #10 Posted: 22:48:15 04/12/2013
    Quote: HIR
    The sheer volume of medical malpractice lawsuits in America has probably set our health care back a few decades. smilie



    i learned the other day that sloppy doctor handwriting alone kills about 7000 people annually
    HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
    #11 Posted: 23:37:21 04/12/2013
    Quote: Big Green
    Quote: HIR
    The sheer volume of medical malpractice lawsuits in America has probably set our health care back a few decades. ¬_¬



    i learned the other day that sloppy doctor handwriting alone kills about 7000 people annually


    That's why they've invented CPOE. <.<
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    Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
    cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
    #12 Posted: 01:05:25 05/12/2013
    Yay, I'm gonna file a lawsuit against Life!! :DDDDDDD
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    "Moo".
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