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Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#1 Posted: 22:11:00 26/11/2013 | Topic Creator
I enjoy long, human walks on the beach, getting deposited in the rain and serendipitous encounters with flowers. I really like piña coladas mixed with chocolate milk, and romantic, candle-lit films. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Tom Conti. I travel frequently, especially to Sudan, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Guide.) I am looking for property and beauty in the form of a dragon goddess. She should have the physique of Clara Barton and the 18-wheeler of Hunter. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my board games. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 10 days ago, and I have since become more quarrelsome.

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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#2 Posted: 22:17:03 26/11/2013
I enjoy long, Sexy walks on the beach, getting Stopped in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Saiyans. I really like piña coladas mixed with Soda, and romantic, candle-lit Pickles. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Dark52. I travel frequently, especially to Darkspyro, when I am not busy with work. (I am a User.) I am looking for Hamburger and beauty in the form of a Asian goddess. She should have the physique of Eevee88 and the Box of Derpyhooves. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Cards. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 69 days ago, and I have since become more Kinky.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#3 Posted: 22:21:01 26/11/2013
I enjoy long, Sloppy walks on the beach, getting Bricked in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Pianos. I really like piña coladas mixed with Mountain Dew, and romantic, candle-lit Mockingjays. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Alexander Ludwig. I travel frequently, especially to Narnia, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Coal Miner.) I am looking for Tree and beauty in the form of a Alantian goddess. She should have the physique of Jennifer Lawrence and the Wrecking Ball of Miley Cyrus. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Guinea Pigs. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 27 days ago, and I have since become more Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious.
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Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991
#4 Posted: 00:54:06 27/11/2013
I enjoy long, Fluffy walks on the beach, getting saved in the rain and serendipitous encounters with cats. I really like piña coladas mixed with water, and romantic, candle-lit dragons. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Byakuya Togami. I travel frequently, especially to can town, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Mayor.) I am looking for can and beauty in the form of a white goddess. She should have the physique of Junko Enoshima and the table of Rose Lalonde. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my pencils. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken four days ago, and I have since become more rad.
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"Was it a hot ghost?"
Bash28 Blue Sparx Gems: 951
#5 Posted: 00:57:27 27/11/2013
I enjoy long, Written walks on the beach, getting Nuzzled in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Successes. I really like piña coladas mixed with [Word Not Submitted], and romantic, candle-lit Peas. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Alan Alda. I travel frequently, especially to Ireland, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Railroad Yardmaster.) I am looking for Fungus and beauty in the form of a [Word Not Submitted] goddess. She should have the physique of Henry Kissinger and the Possum of [Word Not Submitted]. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Staff. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken Pi days ago, and I have since become more Damaged.
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"Points for bravery, Stiff."
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3367
#6 Posted: 01:10:40 27/11/2013
I enjoy long, HIR walks on the beach, getting ****ed in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Wind Ups. I really like piña coladas mixed with Darkspyro, and romantic, candle-lit Wrecking Balls. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Laurence Olivier. I travel frequently, especially to Boozer, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Cabinet-Maker.) I am looking for Ash Starkindle and beauty in the form of a U.S.A goddess. She should have the physique of James Garner and the Windump of Isabella. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Skylanders. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 days ago, and I have since become more Post-Disney.
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
scratchking22 Blue Sparx Gems: 725
#7 Posted: 01:13:29 27/11/2013
I enjoy long, Mysterious walks on the beach, getting Shoved in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Beaver. I really like piña coladas mixed with Mercury, and romantic, candle-lit Ostriches. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to HIR. I travel frequently, especially to DarkSpyro, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Couch Potato.) I am looking for Saphirre and beauty in the form of a Persian goddess. She should have the physique of Who and the Root of ???. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Days. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 3.12 days ago, and I have since become more Magnificent.
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Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7372
#8 Posted: 01:58:08 27/11/2013
I enjoy long, wrong walks on the beach, getting jumped in the rain and serendipitous encounters with cookies. I really like piña coladas mixed with milk, and romantic, candle-lit desks. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Elijah Wood. I travel frequently, especially to Outer Heaven, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Videogaming.) I am looking for Milkshake and beauty in the form of a Amurica goddess. She should have the physique of Laura Bailey and the Soda of NINJAsk11. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my coats. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 10 days ago, and I have since become more right.
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Like fallen snow, I lay on the ground and wait for my turn to fade away, no matter how unique I seem. It's my gift to you... A true sacrifice...
Sky Airglow Yellow Sparx Gems: 1136
#9 Posted: 02:13:03 27/11/2013
I enjoy long, secure walks on the beach, getting preferred in the rain and serendipitous encounters with cotton balls. I really like piña coladas mixed with V8, and romantic, candle-lit eyes. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to someone else I forget. I travel frequently, especially to California, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Wildlife Biologist.) I am looking for spaghetti and beauty in the form of a Oompa-Loompa goddess. She should have the physique of another person I forgot and the Pug of Filler wordddd. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my raspberries. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 7.7777777 days ago, and I have since become more passive.
Dark_Spyro999 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4713
#10 Posted: 04:33:59 27/11/2013
I enjoy long, Pooty walks on the beach, getting Farted in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Boomerangs. I really like piña coladas mixed with Chocolate Milk, and romantic, candle-lit Squids. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Tara Strong. I travel frequently, especially to TARDIS, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Yodeler.) I am looking for Balloon and beauty in the form of a British goddess. She should have the physique of Helen Hayes and the Sandwhich of Patty. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Cheeses. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 9377437887482929384927383946 days ago, and I have since become more Tangy.
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I is ded
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12985
#11 Posted: 04:58:43 27/11/2013
I enjoy long, sparkly walks on the beach, getting scuttled in the rain and serendipitous encounters with buses. I really like piña coladas mixed with liquid nitrogen, and romantic, candle-lit lamps. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to David Bowie. I travel frequently, especially to Hell, Michigan, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Radioactive Waste Disposer.) I am looking for lubriderm and beauty in the form of a Italian goddess. She should have the physique of Madonna and the bottle of Wild. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Security Cameras. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 34 days ago, and I have since become more fruity.
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#12 Posted: 04:59:47 27/11/2013
I enjoy long, Abusive walks on the beach, getting Toppled in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Fire Extinguishers. I really like piña coladas mixed with Acid, and romantic, candle-lit Coffee Tables. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to John Travolta. I travel frequently, especially to Tampa, FL, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Pokémon Trainer.) I am looking for Emotion and beauty in the form of a American goddess. She should have the physique of Madonna and the Candle of Book. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Nights. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 2 days ago, and I have since become more Insane.
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3367
#13 Posted: 05:02:54 27/11/2013
I enjoy long, Happy walks on the beach, getting Farted in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Cents. I really like piña coladas mixed with Booze, and romantic, candle-lit Gels. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Poo Poo. I travel frequently, especially to New Kirk City, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Murder.) I am looking for Lesbian Pie and beauty in the form of a Equestria goddess. She should have the physique of Roger Rabit and the Time Lord of Dr.Who. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Fried Kid Legs. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 37447372828181828843882737337 days ago, and I have since become more Integrated.
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12985
#14 Posted: 05:07:49 27/11/2013
Dear Mario,

You are extremly Fruity and I Tingle you! I want kiss your Cornea 34 times. You make my Buses burn with desire. When I first saw you, I Primarily stared at you and fell in love. Will you Tread out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, Phil Collineses are just jealous.

Yours forever, Buddy
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#15 Posted: 08:03:35 27/11/2013
I enjoy long, Ritzy walks on the beach, getting Convulsed in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Curricula. I really like piña coladas mixed with Coffee, and romantic, candle-lit Women. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Quinton Flynn. I travel frequently, especially to Minnesota, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Woodturner.) I am looking for Deer and beauty in the form of a Australian goddess. She should have the physique of Naomi Watts and the Celery of Lain. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Bluffs. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 1 days ago, and I have since become more Kawaii.
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Dear Kos-Mos,

You are extremly Working and I Screech you! I want kiss your Waifu 1.963 times. You make my Sausage burn with desire. When I first saw you, I Fearfully stared at you and fell in love. Will you Chitter out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, Hangovers are just jealous.

Yours forever, Pixilism
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Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3367
#16 Posted: 02:14:19 29/11/2013
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It means no Business for the rest of your Drawers

It`s our Ugly philosophy

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Yeah. It`s our Crop!

What`s a Crop?

Nothing. What`s a-Crop with you?

Those 666 words will Recoil all your problems

That`s right. Take Dicky here
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Thanks

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He could clear the/a Philadelphia, PA after every Mother

I`m a Endurable soul though I seem Quacky
And it Threw that my Mask never stood downwind
And oh, the shame - He was ashamed
Thought of changin` my Turkey What`s in a Turkey?
And I got Embossed How did ya feel?
Everytime that I...

Hey! Dicky! Not in front of the Cheeses!
Oh. Sorry

Gayturdar Yokojri! What a Inappropriate phrase
Gayturdar Yokojri! Ain`t no passing craze

It means no Business for the rest of your Drawers

It`s our Ugly philosophy
Gayturdar Yokojri!
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It means no Business for the rest of your Drawers

It`s our Ugly philosophy
Gayturdar Yokojri!
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
Wild Platinum Sparx Gems: 5045
#17 Posted: 05:10:47 02/12/2013 | Topic Creator
middle-class Wild Brothers is a popular video game where you control a/an policeman as he/she runs through levels hemming on enemies and eating roses to get taboo and fireflowers so that he/she can throw slings at enemies. He does all this to save the tableau from the evil Pabu.

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In moon: mother of Time you play sun, a young boy who has no street. In this adventure, he entertains with his trusty hike and many other plateaus from his inventory. He travels through time working with Yellowtail Reeffish and Pacific Fulmars to warp the blonde area and unwrap moon, the inquisitive princess.

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In the film peacock Wars: A New sad, Princess sun sends out a call for help right before she gets captured by moon. The call reached zj-3.271 through a teenager named Luke and two maple leaves. Luke finds out that he is a/an Animal Breeder and joins up with lovechild of sun and moon. Together they exaggerate the princess. At the end of the film, Luke destroys the death Fire Extinguisher while lovechild of sun and moon covers his onion.

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To trample, or not to trample,--that is the question:--
Whether `tis more elfin in the mind to blink
The posters and feet of unaware fortune
Or to take battery against a sea of garlic breads,
And by opposing end them?--To die,--to suspect,--
No more; and by a suspect to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand aquatic shocks
That flesh is heir to,--`tis a ox
Devoutly to be wish`d. To die,--to disturb;--
To disturb! perchance to dream:--ay, there`s the sink;
For in that disturb of death what dreams may come,
When we have drove off this mortal cut,
Must give us pause: there`s the respect
That makes calamity of so circular life...
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Cynderluv8801 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3305
#18 Posted: 05:24:41 02/12/2013
I enjoy long, Mysterious walks on the beach, getting Loved in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Bunnies. I really like piña coladas mixed with Water, and romantic, candle-lit Wolves. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Luke Bryan. I travel frequently, especially to Wisconsin, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Writer.) I am looking for Rose and beauty in the form of a American goddess. She should have the physique of Miranda Lambert and the Couch of Rachel. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Flowers. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 14 days ago, and I have since become more Red.
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MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#19 Posted: 05:30:24 02/12/2013
I enjoy long, smelly walks on the beach, getting stinked in the rain and serendipitous encounters with potatoes. I really like piña coladas mixed with tar, and romantic, candle-lit meteorites. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Donald Duck. I travel frequently, especially to Potatoland, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Great Potato.) I am looking for Tomato and beauty in the form of a Ireland goddess. She should have the physique of Free Billy and the Killy of Killian. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Bananas. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 31245315313 days ago, and I have since become more horrible.

That sounded less dirty in my head.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8535
#20 Posted: 08:15:07 02/12/2013
i enjoy nothing
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TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#21 Posted: 11:28:32 02/12/2013
I enjoy long, Sexy walks on the beach, getting Killed in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Puppies. I really like piña coladas mixed with Urine, and romantic, candle-lit Penises. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to DragonCamo. I travel frequently, especially to My Bedroom, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Erotic Assassin.) I am looking for Cupcake and beauty in the form of a Indonesian goddess. She should have the physique of Chris Brown and the Bike Pump of Crystalhero37. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Cabbages. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 69 days ago, and I have since become more Sexy.
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