darkSpyro

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The first half of Martin Luther King's I Have A Dream Speech
From this:
"I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation. Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand signed the Emancipation Proclamation."
To this:
"Today in our nation's history in the history of freedom. Five years ago, the United States army when it enters into force."
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From this:
"Named the Mario Mega Bundle, it includes a Premium Wii U console, New Super Mario Bros. U, its expandalone DLC New Super Luigi U and the highly-praised upcoming Super Mario 3D World."
To this:
"The world of Super Mario Luigi universal 3D versatile forward Wii Mario Axbandalon mega Mario new toothbrush DLC open the installation package."
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From this:
"Microsoft's Xbox One launches tonight for £425 with FIFA 14 included in all Day One Editions. PlayStation 4 launches on 29th November for £349."
To this:
"Microsoft Xbox, FIFA World Cup, 14, 193 pounds. PlayStation 2-3 is the latest edition from £ 349."
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From this:
I love darkSpyro!
To this:
". I love you Darksbir"
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From this:
Never steal, cheat, or lie.
To this:
"Steal or lie"
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From this:
I came in like a wrecking ball!
To this:
"Ball of destruction."
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From this:
Wow. So spesal. Much neat.
To this:
"God, good spisal."
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From this:
The president of the United States is Barack Obama.
To this:
"Barak, the President of the United States of America"
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From this:
Do you like candy corn?
To this:
"You will like it."
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From this:
When you feel my heat,
Look into my eyes,
It’s where my demons hide,
It’s where my demons hide,
Don’t get too close,
It’s dark inside,
It’s where my demons hide,
It’s where my demons hide.

To this:
"If you believe that we have the Devil (s) eyes. Trust underverden print and dark blue evil?"
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Translating part of the song "Counting Stars" line for line:
Lately I been, I been losing sleep ----------------> "Go and put it to sleep
Dreaming about the things that we could be -->Dream come true
But baby, I been, I been prayin' hard ----------->However,
Said no more counting dollars -------------------->People thought it was a lot.
We'll be counting stars ----------------------------->Many of the stars
Yeah, we'll be counting stars ---------------------->The number of stars."

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Gooby company.
If you like Pina Coladas, or getting caught in the rain to
If you like cocktails, rain.