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Le Stories Of Skylanders [CLOSED]
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#1 Posted: 22:20:55 14/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Let's do this!

here are the stories so far...


lenghties
1. where are we now? (5 chapters)
The skylanders begin a new life after eon's death.

2. snowed in (6 chapters)
the skylanders find themselves in awkward situations at a sleepover.

3. the devil's in the disney (6 chapters)
disney characters attack the skylanders at disneyworld.

4. Skylanders: Gone Wild! (7 chapters)
when pipsqueak steals zoo lou's club and uses it to make an evil army, the skylanders must come to earth as animals in order to find the 3 wild amulets to stop pipsqueak.

5. a Skylanders Christmas! (5 chapters)
the skylanders star in a story of holiday cheer, the spirit of giving, and... Urination. WTF HOT DOG!?

6. LIKE A PHEEEEEEONIX! (4 chapters)
sunburn helps drobot impress scratch. Other things happen too.

7. Land Of The Cursed (5 chapters)
Zap And hot dog must save wrecking ball and hex from miley cyrus.
- - -
stories of 2014!

8. Boomer's Big Book (5 chapters, begins 1/1)
Boomer writes his last book.

9.Alien Labyrinth (5 chapters, began 1/10, retuns now)
Zap and his friends discover a new board game, but it's secretly a test by aliens!

10. It's a TRAP! (6 chapters: begins 5/1)
two random kids are chosen to help trap the chompy mage and wolfgang in the real world.

Lenghies with no dates

3. Shocking, Isn't She?
Zap has a crush..

4. The Wedding Of DOOM!
spyro and cynder get married, but kaos crashes the wedding! Can The skylanders save the day?

5. back in the ring
night shift revives his boxing career.

6. Force For Good
the swap force reunite after their game gets old to defeat mesmerelda.


EDIT 1: shocking, isn't she? has been pushed back to an unknown date. The devil's in the disney begins TODAY!

EDIT 2: 3 stories without dates have been announced.

EDIT 3: more details.

EDIT 4: back in the ring is pushed up to this friday. new stories coming soon.

EDIT 5: added a HUGE upcoming story and pushed back Shocking, isn't she? to an unknown date.

EDIT 6: more new stories moved and added.

EDIT 7: skylanders: gone wild begins VERY SOON!

EDIT 8: A Skylanders Christmas Begins TODAY!

EDIT 9: LAP just ended and LOTC will begin next friday. LET'S GO GET MILEY CYRUS!

EDIT 10: no more shorts. land of the cursed just ended so i'll be holding off until 2014.

EDIT 11 1/2: This is BACK!
Edited 37 times - Last edited at 14:25:59 26/04/2014 by ZapNorris
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#2 Posted: 22:27:58 14/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Where are we now? chapter 1

Sundays

smilie *wakes up* wow.. another day...
*zap makes breakfast*
smilie well well well... we're out of bacon. gotta go catch a boghog.

*phone rings*

smilie who is it...
*zap picks up phone*
smilie Howdy zap! it's ME!
smilie what happened?
smilie i moved to motleyville.
smilie good for you..
smilie well i've gotta go feed the chickens, bye!
smilie bye!

smilie man this is odd... ever since eon died...

*phone rings*

TBC
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#3 Posted: 22:44:59 14/11/2013
TBC NOW!
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#4 Posted: 22:48:57 14/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Where Are We Now? Chapter 2

Hot Dog


*zap picks up phone*

smilie is that you stealth elf?
smilie nope, just me!
smilie yay!:
smilie wanna come over?
smilie yeah!

(zap runs to hot dog's house)

(on the way there....)

(whirlwind jumps infront of zap)

smilie Hi Zap!
smilie oh hi.. i have somewhere to be.
smilie oh baby...
(whirlwind hugs zap tightly)
smilie LET GO!
smilie oh...

(zap runs)

tbc
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#5 Posted: 22:51:39 14/11/2013
I think it too short and should be longer...
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#6 Posted: 23:01:35 14/11/2013 | Topic Creator
where are we now

I'm here

smilie MADE IT!
smilie alright! come in! i'd like you to meet someone..
smilie Hi! i'm his brother!
smilie so... can i just call you molten?
smilie totally!
smilie he's pretty nice! now what we gonna do?
smilie we're gonna... go walk ourselves.

(they go on a walk)

smilie i was thinking... we take a bag of closed mussels.. and throw it into that big house!
smilie THAT SOUNDS FUN! CAN WE DO IT PLEEEEEEES?
smilie fine.

TBC
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#7 Posted: 00:55:07 15/11/2013 | Topic Creator
where are we now

chapter 4

Awkward...


(late at night)

smilie okay. molten, you distract the door guy. me and hot dog will bomb every room in the apartment with the mussels!
smilie alright!

(in lobby)

smilie and the night shift begins... his night shift
(bum ta tiss)
smilie (sees lemonade stand)
smilie get some lemonade...
smilie who would drink lemonade at night..
smilie lots of people!
smilie alright...

meanwhiles...

smilie i got rooms 17, 18, 19, 20, and 23.
smilie now it's just room 51....
(they enter to see spyro and cynder making out and doing other things)
smilie GROSS!
smilie oh god! let's get out of here!
(zap and hot dog run)


smilie so i said, ampulets? ha! we don't need those!
(laughing)
smilie man... this is good.
smilie why you here anyway?
smilie well.. my brother and his friend are stink bombing the place...
smilie thank you. have a hug.
(THE FEELS)

smilie MOLTEN, LET'S GO!
smilie i kinda ratted you guys out.
smilie SON OF A CUSSING CUSS WORD!

(5 hours later)

smilie how'd you get enough money to get us out of jail?
smilie people really like lemonade..
smilie i'll be going now...

(zap leaves)

smilie i'll talk to him.
NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#8 Posted: 07:05:05 15/11/2013
Das ist zu short
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#9 Posted: 14:26:38 15/11/2013 | Topic Creator
It is..
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#10 Posted: 16:51:29 16/11/2013
Chapter 4's length was good!

Next part please!
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#11 Posted: 17:27:43 16/11/2013 | Topic Creator
where are we now

chapter 5

seriously, what happened?

smilie alright... just one more second and..

(phone rings)

smilie alright...

(zap picks up phone)

smilie hey hot dog! why are you calling?

smilie so i thought we'd tell molten what happened before he was born.

smilie well... there was a guy named eon. he lead us. then he died. so everyone went crazy. then we went our own ways.

smilie boomer became an author.

smilie shroomboom killed himself.

smilie hex was cursed by a wizard to have a never end ing per-

smilie molten's too young..

smilie oh. well things got weird. skylanders began to clone themselves.

smilie and then you were born.

smilie wow... i have so much to learn...

smilie yes you do..

end of story 1

story 2 comes tomorrow
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#12 Posted: 17:41:06 16/11/2013
smilie He is dead smilie

smilie Yuck!

smilie Good for him! smilie
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#13 Posted: 17:47:11 16/11/2013 | Topic Creator
and that's why we need to stop shroomboom hate.
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#14 Posted: 18:45:47 16/11/2013
Quote: ZapNorris
and that's why we need to stop shroomboom hate.



So eventually he is pushed to the limit and commits suicide...

The only reason Boomer didn't because he is pointing his middle finger at everyone who doesn't have him.

In Swap Force his right eye darts up and looks into the corner on his entrance.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#15 Posted: 20:20:52 16/11/2013 | Topic Creator
One day boomer decided to explore the world.

Then he found someone who understood him.

A purple pony.


Next two stories are called...

Back In The Ring
Boomer's Big Book
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#16 Posted: 20:27:17 16/11/2013
Ponies?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Leaves Topic)
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#17 Posted: 20:41:54 16/11/2013
Xd cRAPEfruit

Do something with it
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#18 Posted: 01:07:59 17/11/2013 | Topic Creator
try and guess what the next stories are about
Sleepy0429 Gold Sparx Gems: 2716
#19 Posted: 01:42:07 17/11/2013
Big book = the final chap of big break?
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>TFW not emerald
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#20 Posted: 19:36:37 17/11/2013 | Topic Creator
snowed in is coming tonight
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#21 Posted: 20:44:17 17/11/2013
Quote: ZapNorris
snowed in is coming tonight



Plz be soon olmost bed tim
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#22 Posted: 23:11:40 17/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Snowed in!

chapter 1

OH GOD WHY!

(over phone)

smilie so who are you inviting?
smilie wel... if i said...
smilie just spill da beanybeans!
smilie drobot and camo
smilie WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU SICK LITTLE-
smilie i wanna make them feel good...
smilie well i'm inviting popthorn and bash.
smilie and molten invited his friend. i dunno who it is.
smilie it's a secret!
smilie see you tonight!

smilie dang it...

later that night

smilie when will nerdbot and spazo be here?
smilie in a few minutes.
(ding dong!)
smilie come in!
(they enter)
smilie wow! i've never been invited to anything before!
smilie oooooohhhhh.... shineeeeee...
smilie now set up your stuff and then we will then play a game of animaulers!
(another ding dong?)
smilie it's her...
smilie YOU DID WHAT NOW?
smilie (on other side of door) lemme in!
smilie she's an idiot. i invited her to make a bigger idiot of her!
smilie you are a genius.
smilie truly the greatest mind of our time.
(jade enters)
smilie okay! so cool! gotta pee!
smilie we'll be waiting.

(jade leaves)

smilie you can watch the livestream of the bathroom from my skypad.
smilie YOU PERVERTED SIC- I WANNA SEE!

TBC
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#23 Posted: 15:42:13 18/11/2013
Molten and Zap are sick!
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#24 Posted: 00:18:05 19/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Snowed in

chapter 2

The stories


smilie bash and popthorn are here...
(bash breaks the door)
smilie i heard jade was here! flashwing told her not to go to "protect her innocence"
smilie wazzup! hey! wanna hear a story?
smilie sure...
smilie well... one day.... a wizard...
(10 minutes later)
smilie wrecking ball realized he was being mounted by a crazy monster!
smilie i know where this is going!
smilie her name was miley...
smilie ABORT! ABORT!
smilie TOO MUCH!
smilie if i'm correct, she comes from the portal master planet.
(jade comes out)
smilie hey guys!
smilie now we have a party!
smilie whoa!

(lights go out)

TBC
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#25 Posted: 14:39:39 19/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Bump.
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#26 Posted: 15:35:34 19/11/2013
Total darkness...
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Fan Of Skylands Yellow Sparx Gems: 1400
#27 Posted: 19:15:01 19/11/2013
CONTINUE! NAO!
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I'll be on every now and then.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#28 Posted: 22:40:10 19/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Snowed in
chapter 3


OH COME ON!

smilie WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
smilie the lights have gone out.. CRAP.
smilie what's wrong?
smilie i can't function without power...
(drobot shuts down)
smilie NOOOOOOOO!
smilie so now what do we do?
smilie guys... WHO THE HELL PUT A CAMERA IN THE BATHROOM?
smilie crap...
smilie i thought it was bash...

TBC
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#29 Posted: 01:28:17 20/11/2013 | Topic Creator
snowed in

chapter 4

WHAT THE FRICK!

smilie AHHHHHH
smilie WE'RE SCARED!
(a light comes from the computer)
smilie (from le internet) IT"S NOT FRICKIN FAIR! I'M A 15 YEAR OLD TURTLE!
smilie WE'RE SAVED!
smilie (internet) SO I'M GOING TO THE POWER PLANT TO SHUT DOWN THE POWER! (gunshots)
smilie good riddance!
smilie shinee!
smilie let's go to bed!

(the next morning)

smilie guys... you should see this..
smilie it better be quick, i have a weak bladder!
(there's 4 feet of snow outside)
smilie tell hot dog he's gonna need a steamer...

TBC!~
Sleepy0429 Gold Sparx Gems: 2716
#30 Posted: 01:31:05 20/11/2013
riotriotriotriotriotriot
#bringbackboomer
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>TFW not emerald
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#31 Posted: 20:42:38 20/11/2013
MORE!
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#32 Posted: 23:11:00 20/11/2013 | Topic Creator
snowed in

chapter 5

what do we do now?

smilie HOT DOG! WE'RE SNOWED IN!
smilie CRAP!
smilie well... what happens now?
smilie well..
smilie i think we should we could look up youtube videos...

7 hours later

smilie WHY DID YOU LOOK THAT UP?!
smilie i just wanted to see "how you can loose 15 pounds!"
smilie IT'S A TRAP!
smilie DUUUUDE!
smilie no matter! we must... eat turkey.

2 hours later

smilie NOT ON THE FLOOR MOLTEN!
smilie duuuude!
smilie (puffs up)
smilie GUYS! A EMERGENCY MESSAGE!
TV: ATTENTION! THIS IS NOT A TEST! EON IS OUT OF CHEESE! GO GET CHEESE!
smilie we can't... BECAUSE CAMO ATE THE MONEY!
smilie i thought it would make my melons bigger.
(silence)

TBC
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#33 Posted: 07:15:53 22/11/2013
More!
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#34 Posted: 07:19:45 22/11/2013
This is...mah
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#35 Posted: 22:58:21 23/11/2013 | Topic Creator
the last snowed in chapter comes soon!
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#36 Posted: 01:40:08 24/11/2013 | Topic Creator
snowed in

chapter 6

NOOOOOOOOO


smilie and then... HE WRECKED IT!
smilie NO!
smilie I WAS SO ATTACHED TO THAT APARTMENT COMPLEX!
smilie i dun get it
smilie wreck it ralph is an american animated film by disney animation studios...
smilie oh god..
smilie here we go..
smilie wait... i hear a machine...
(a snowplow thunders down the road)
smilie we're saved!
(snowplow explodes)
smilie crap!

(1 hour later)

smilie so now what do we do?
smilie well... i see spyro and cynder across the road!


(outside)

smilie cynder... i've never met anyone like you.
(he gets down on one knee)
smilie will you marry me?


(in house)

smilie OH MY GOD!
smilie that just happened..
smilie what are those things on her chest?
smilie she said yes!

(party)

smilie now... what we do?
smilie i say we... WAIT? IS CAMO KISSING JADE?
(it happens)
smilie and now they are going in the bedroom..
smilie NOT IN MY BED!

the end!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#37 Posted: 19:28:30 24/11/2013
Please not Molten's bed.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#38 Posted: 19:45:53 24/11/2013 | Topic Creator
The devil's in the disney

chapter 1

SURPRISE!


(on phone)

smilie what?
smilie we're going somehwre and you and night shift are coming.
smilie WHY?
smilie I DON'T KNOW!
smilie okay...

(in car)

smilie where are we going?
smilie we don't know..
(phone rings)
Phone: hello! i can't tell you who i am, but i know where you are going.
smilie where?
Phone: cool it mr. older-than-the-school! you're going to the airport to go somewhere. it's far away, and happy.
smilie THE DOGPARK?
Phone: nope, but it's a park!
smilie is it a theme park?
Phone: yep.. and...
smilie a happy far away theme park... *gasp*
(cover your ears)
smilie DISNEY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smilie/smilie WHAT?!
Phone: you're gonna meet some very special people... ha ha... (hangs up)
smilie this is very odd.. why would the phone dude laugh like that?
smilie i have no idea..
smilie THIS IS INSANE!
smilie well i've always wanted to go there...
(they arrive at airport)
Hot Dog's Mom: now let's go... anyone who has to use the bathroom should go before the flight!
smilie fine mom...
smilie THIS IS AWESOME!
smilie i dunno... hey, we can go to TALKING CAR LAND!
smilie and i can go on flying baby elephant ride!

TBC
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#39 Posted: 19:52:07 24/11/2013
Hot Dog has a mum?
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#40 Posted: 20:09:31 24/11/2013 | Topic Creator
TDITD

chapter 2


Baby flying elephant ride

loudspeaker: we have arrived in skylando, florida.
smilie YAY!
smilie let's go!
?????: i'm coming with you...
smilie WHO ARE YOU?
smilie BOOMER! i'm writing a book!
smilie YAY!


at disneyworld

smilie whoo! we're here!
smilie *gasp: BABY FLYING ELEPHANT RIDE!
(nigh shift teleportes to the front of the line)

smilie alright!
line guy: you'll be sharing with jack skellington..


on the dumbo

smilie so.. nice weather we're having..
JS: greetings! i am jack, the pumpkin king!
smilie tell me what's going on!
JS: well... thing is... IT'S A TRAP!

(dumbo ride goes out of control)

TBC
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cowansm3 Green Sparx Gems: 256
#41 Posted: 02:54:28 25/11/2013
Disney world....NO ONE WILL SURVIVE!
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Me not that kind of orc.Me different from other orcs.Me also like kittens,but me hate wolfs.Me also novelist.Buy cows new best sell"Life of Orc"
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#42 Posted: 03:38:55 25/11/2013 | Topic Creator
NO ONE!
cowansm3 Green Sparx Gems: 256
#43 Posted: 20:27:03 25/11/2013
Especially molten.

smilie:Wait what!?!
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Me not that kind of orc.Me different from other orcs.Me also like kittens,but me hate wolfs.Me also novelist.Buy cows new best sell"Life of Orc"
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 21:32:00 25/11/2013 by cowansm3
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#44 Posted: 23:32:52 25/11/2013 | Topic Creator
TDITD

Chapter 3


the trap

(dumbo ride is going crazy)

smilie i'll teleport us both out only if you tell me this plan!
JS: we were going to kill you with rides!
smilie thank you, mr skellington... now you will die AGAIN!
JS: NO! TRUST ME! I HAVE A WIFE AND GHOST DOG! SO GIVE IT UP, OLD SCHOOL!
smilie well guess what, bonehead! I'M OLDER THAN THE SCHOOL!
(night shift delivers a devastating uppercut, knocking jack into the carnage)
???: hey! it's a SKYLANDER! GET HIM!
????: C'mon mike, let's go!
?????: I need to practice my scaring!
(sulley throws mike at night shift)
smilie little green geek! die choking the one- two punch!
(another uppercut blinds mike. a bite finishes the job.)

meanwhile in the princess castle

smilie WHY ARE WE HERE!?
smilie i want to meet ice lady and stupid princess!
smilie you mean anna and elsa?
smilie COPYRIGHTS! COPYRIGHTS EVERYWHERE!
(CRASH!)
smilie what was that?
(rapunzel jumps down)
RP: oh hello! i'm gonna kill you!

TBC
cowansm3 Green Sparx Gems: 256
#45 Posted: 01:48:37 26/11/2013
I got an idea for another chapter,skylander haters.
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#46 Posted: 07:12:48 27/11/2013
All the Disney characters should die.
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#47 Posted: 16:43:06 29/11/2013
What happened?
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cowansm3 Green Sparx Gems: 256
#48 Posted: 19:47:55 29/11/2013
Disney got em (smilie)
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Me not that kind of orc.Me different from other orcs.Me also like kittens,but me hate wolfs.Me also novelist.Buy cows new best sell"Life of Orc"
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#49 Posted: 17:26:13 30/11/2013 | Topic Creator
i'm okay

i just went to LA
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#50 Posted: 18:59:57 30/11/2013 | Topic Creator
TDITD

Chapter 4

Princesses Get Pummeled!

smilie no... I AM NOT GONNA DIE TODAY!
smilie well crap.
smilie wait..
(molten lights rapunzel's hair like a fuze. the fire travels across the hair)
RP: NO! MY HAIR! MY LENGHTY HAIR!
(the fire reaches rapunzel's scalp. rapunzel's head explodes comicly. blood covers the castle floor.)
smilie wait... i feel cold...
(zap is frozen solid. anna and elsa come out)
ANNA: I'm not doing this without you, elsa.
ELSA: most people don't even know who we are yet..
(boomer drops in)
smilie BLOW IT UP!
(boomer lights a fuze. dynamite is revealed throughout the castle)
ELSA: well crap.
ANNA: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! DIE! DIEEEEE!
ELSA: Just let it go.
(the skylanders and others run out of the castle. it explodes)

meanwhille

smilie thank eon i'm off that ride!
????: you're the only one who made it off!
smilie wow! such survive!
?????: *platypus noises*
smilie i know who this is!
(phineas and perry emerge)
PHINEAS: me and my brother invented most of these newer rides.
smilie ohhh! i remember the episode where candace ran over-
PHINEAS: SHUT UP! i tried to erase that memory.
smilie and if you're trying to kill me, your platypus is a secret agent and now he goes away FOREVAR!
(perry explodes. phineas' face is covered in blood)
PHINEAS: NOOOOOOOO! I WILL GET YOU!
(phineas disapears)
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