darkSpyro

thats gross joerox

One day, Yoshi ate millions of jalapenos, enough jalapenos to burn your flesh and make you cry blood. Yoshi rubbed his tummy in delight after eating the jalapenos. Calvin went up to Yoshi and said "The hotter it is coming in, the hotter it is coming out" Yoshi ignored this statement and went to bed.

Yoshi woke up and scratched his back. Hobbes walked into the room and said "Good morning Yoshi!" Yoshi waved waved at Hobbes. Yoshi than walked out of the door and went to work. While at work, he felt some demonic movements in his bowels. Yoshi finished his work and turned it in as fast as possible to return home. Yoshi ran into the house and immeaditly sat down to watch TV. Soon, the bowel movements were getting more demonic. Yoshi writhed in pain as his bowels suffered. This is when his mind turned off. Yoshi ate millions of tacos and spicy burritos and drank red powerade.

Suddenly, a huge pain came over him. He immeaditly ran into the bathroom. He soon had to throw up! Yoshi looked down at the toilet to throw up but when he barfed, BOMBS AWAY! Poop catapulted all over the walls. Yoshi immeaditly sat on the toilet to poop. Lava started spewing out into the toilet. Yoshi screamed so loud the glass broke! There was then a profuse amount of fire spewing out everywhere. He could be dragon with all the fire that went everywhere! Soon, meteors fell! They caused apocalyptic splashes within the toilet! Soon, the final judgement came, all heck broke loose. All of the above combined were unleashed in one gigantic apocalypse of dung. Than it was all over. Yoshi tried to flush but it wouldn't. He cleaned the poop off the walls and threw the TP into the toilet. He had to get Hobbes and Calvin with the plunger of death. They smashed against the toilet and soon enough, it was unclogged. The day was saved and Yoshi was left with an unforgettable experience.