darkSpyro

The Skylanders: Short Tales are about Skylanders going through amazing (Not really.) adventures with many unique shorts that will make you want to read more! Please give me feedback! Here are my Shorts:

Hey, I'm hungry, do you serve anything?
Why, yes, we serve hot dogs.
Oh, that's good. Well, can I have a hot dog, with a bun, please.
Any toppings on that?
Yes, mustard and ketchup, please.
Okay, coming up! *One minute later* Okay, finished!
Thanks, I'm starving! *Gets ready to eat*
NO!!!
*Stops* What?
Eating that makes you regurgitate! Lava! *Barfs* Come with me!


*Whispering* See?!
*Whispering* Okay pups, you know what to do!
*Throws up on a hot dog*
*Throws up on a hot dog*
Eww! *Throws hot dog*
*Looks*
Run! *Runs*


I see now.
Yeah.
Hey, can I have another Hot Dog?! *Barfs repeatedly*
Well, that explains a lot.

Good one!

HEY, HEY, HEY SPROCKET!!!
What?!
HEY!!!
*Whispers to self* So annoying... *Talking to Trigger Happy* A lot of people say you are annoying. I'm going to get you a friend.
YAY!!!
SHUT UP!!! Be Patient!!!
Okay. *Sits down*
*20 minutes later* Okay, done! I introduce to you, Wind Up!
Hello!
WOO!!! *Tackles Wind Up*
Now you two go have fun!


So, what should we do?
What is that flying disk thing?
FRISBEE! *Catches*
Hey, that's ours!
Can we play with it for just a minute?
*Sigh* Okay, but make it quick.
WEE!!! *Throws Frisbee*
*Catches in mouth* *Frisbee breaks*
Man you guys are sick! *Walks away*
Jerks! *Walks away*
Huh. Oh! A stick! I'll dig it, and you have to find it!
Okay.
*2 hours later* Done, now you have to dig underground and find! YOU NEVER WILL, OF COURSE!!!
*Digs for 5 seconds* Done! Found it! And this chunk of gold!
That chunk of gold is no good! *Slaps out of his hand* Do you want to play chase?
Sure, but please wind me up, first.
Okay! *Winds up* Okay, you have to get me first! Ready! Set! GO!!! *Runs*
*Runs very fast* *Tackles Trigger Happy*
OW!!! Dangit! Come with me!


Sprocket, this piece of junk is no good.
He's no-but-*Sigh* Nevermind, just go home. *Grabs Wind Up*
OKEE DOKEE!!! *Walking away* DO DO DO DEE DO DUH DO DEE DO, DO!!!

Nice. Poor Trigs

Thanks! I know.

Pretty neat!

But... Triggs loves gold....

OMG! Okay, so, are all of the candles lit?
Yes, I can't wait to see Chop Chop's Sexy Armor!
Me neither!
& EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Okay, okay, let's start the spell! We need to hold hands and close our eyes!
Okay! *Follows instructions*
Spirit, oh spirit, show us you, please arise from the underworld, Sir-
*Eating toast* Mmm, this toaster is a roaster!
No!
What's that?!
I have risen, oh hey, honey!
That, is my ex-husband, Ghost Roaster...
I don't think we were supposed to arisen you...
Oh...okay. See you honey! *Dissapears*
See you, cheater. Let's try again. Spirit, oh spirit, show us you, please arise from the underworld, Sir-
Mmm, this toast is a brawl for the eye!
Dangit!
What do you want?
We didn't mean to call you, sir.
Then I must go back by order. *Dissapears*
Is this ever going to work?!
Yes. Pop Fizz, go upstairs!
Okay, geez. *Leaves*
Let's try again. Spirit, oh spirit, show us you, please arise from the underworld, Sir-
*Watching TV* *Yells* Ha ha, what a creeper!
Darn.
*Dark voice* Yes?
Sorry, you're not needed.
*Disappears*
You know what? I'm going there myself to see him. *Grabs pistol*
Uhh, is that a good idea?
Oh, it's fine, I'm sure I'll be back in a little bit. *Shoots self*


Whoa, I'm here! Hey sir!
Hello.
Where's Chop Chop?
Oh, Chop Chop, my best pal! He's not dead yet though, he's still in Skylands.
Darn. Can I get back to Skylands?
Uh...No.
Uh oh.

HAHAHAAAHAAAA HAA AHA HAA HA....HA...ha....*cough*

hilarious

Thank you!

I love Star Strike...........

I see!

Nice!

Quote: Swap Force Fan

Short #03
Jinxed!

Starring:
Star Strike
Hex
Pop Fizz
Ghost Roaster
Eye Brawl
Grim Creeper
Fright Rider

Basement

OMG! Okay, so, are all of the candles lit?
Yes, I can't wait to see Chop Chop's Sexy Armor!
Me neither!
& EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Okay, okay, let's start the spell! We need to hold hands and close our eyes!
Okay! *Follows instructions*
Spirit, oh spirit, show us you, please arise from the underworld, Sir-
*Eating toast* Mmm, this toaster is a roaster!
No!
What's that?!
I have risen, oh hey, honey!
That, is my ex-husband, Ghost Roaster...
I don't think we were supposed to arisen you...
Oh...okay. See you honey! *Dissapears*
See you, cheater. Let's try again. Spirit, oh spirit, show us you, please arise from the underworld, Sir-
Mmm, this toast is a brawl for the eye!
Dangit!
What do you want?
We didn't mean to call you, sir.
Then I must go back by order. *Dissapears*
Is this ever going to work?!
Yes. Pop Fizz, go upstairs!
Okay, geez. *Leaves*
Let's try again. Spirit, oh spirit, show us you, please arise from the underworld, Sir-
*Watching TV* *Yells* Ha ha, what a creeper!
Darn.
*Dark voice* Yes?
Sorry, you're not needed.
:gm: *Disappears*
You know what? I'm going there myself to see him. *Grabs pistol*
Uhh, is that a good idea?
Oh, it's fine, I'm sure I'll be back in a little bit. *Shoots self*

Underworld

Whoa, I'm here! Hey sir!
Hello.
Where's Chop Chop?
Oh, Chop Chop, my best pal! He's not dead yet though, he's still in Skylands.
Darn. Can I get back to Skylands?
Uh...No.
Uh oh.

The End

I LOVE LOL

Thanks for the feedback, guys!

Okay, time for another boring day at the office. You may come in!
*Sits in chair* Okay, so I've been having some issues with my puffing lately-
Allergic reaction?
No, it's that I have trouble inhaling, and-
What am I supposed to do, give you lung surgery?! Get out!
But, okay. *Leaves*
Next!!!
*Sits in chair* Good afternoon, sir, how is-
Yeah, get to the problem!
Oh, well I've been having some bowel problems lately, what should I do?
...Quit eating. Next!
But-
NEXT!!!
*Frowns angrily* *Disappears*
*Sits in chair* Hello, I've had some-
Hello.
...I've had some issues with being "Silent But Deadly" lately, everyone can hear me, well, you know...passing gas...Do I look fat?
You're as thin as a toothpick. Next!
*Sobbing* JERK! *Leaves*
*Sits in chair* Hi. So, recently, my old friend, Trigger Happy, gave me back to my original owner. I feel so abandoned. What should I do?
Do a drive by on him.
Don't you think that's a little cruel?
No. Next!!!
*Leaves*
*Sits in chair* Sir, I've got a big problem.
Yeah, me too, so hurry up!
Sorry. Someone stole my drill, and drilling is my life. what should I do?
I don't know, I'm not a police officer! Next!
Uhh...thanks. *Leaves*
Oh, I guess that's it. Wait, I just realized something, since when have I been a therapist?

LAWL!

man youre shorts are awesome i wan't more!

I can't wait for 10!

Yeah, thanks for reminding me, NINJAsk11, everyone, every 10 shorts there will be a special 2-part short.

Also, you may request shorts!

Quote: Swap Force Fan

Short #03
Jinxed!

Starring:
Star Strike
Hex
Pop Fizz
Ghost Roaster
Eye Brawl
Grim Creeper
Fright Rider

Basement

OMG! Okay, so, are all of the candles lit?
Yes, I can't wait to see Chop Chop's Sexy Armor!
Me neither!
& EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Okay, okay, let's start the spell! We need to hold hands and close our eyes!
Okay! *Follows instructions*
Spirit, oh spirit, show us you, please arise from the underworld, Sir-
*Eating toast* Mmm, this toaster is a roaster!
No!
What's that?!
I have risen, oh hey, honey!
That, is my ex-husband, Ghost Roaster...
I don't think we were supposed to arisen you...
Oh...okay. See you honey! *Dissapears*
See you, cheater. Let's try again. Spirit, oh spirit, show us you, please arise from the underworld, Sir-
Mmm, this toast is a brawl for the eye!
Dangit!
What do you want?
We didn't mean to call you, sir.
Then I must go back by order. *Dissapears*
Is this ever going to work?!
Yes. Pop Fizz, go upstairs!
Okay, geez. *Leaves*
Let's try again. Spirit, oh spirit, show us you, please arise from the underworld, Sir-
*Watching TV* *Yells* Ha ha, what a creeper!
Darn.
:gm: *Dark voice* Yes?
Sorry, you're not needed.
:gm: *Disappears*
You know what? I'm going there myself to see him. *Grabs pistol*
Uhh, is that a good idea?
Oh, it's fine, I'm sure I'll be back in a little bit. *Shoots self*

Underworld

Whoa, I'm here! Hey sir!
Hello.
Where's Chop Chop?
Oh, Chop Chop, my best pal! He's not dead yet though, he's still in Skylands.
Darn. Can I get back to Skylands?
Uh...No.
Uh oh.

The End

Best. Pop Fizz was funny.

Keep it up! ^,^b Happy to have another new(I'm assuming) author here!

Thanks, Sky Airglow, and oh, I'm going to make a new short sometime today!

Isn't class so boring?
I know, all of the assignments and projects, it's so-hush, hush! *Whispering* Here comes Bubble Boy!
*Giggles*
Oh, hey guys! How have you done on that trigonometry project?
*Gigges* Just fine. Hey, look what's down there!
*Looks down* What?
*Pushes off* Bwahahaha! Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall!
*Laughs along* See you later, Bubble Boy!
Ow...I think I cracked my shell...
Did you say you cracked your shell?
Um, yes, but, uh-
Then you need Shell Cream!
Shell Cream?
Yes, Shell Cream! Shell Cream is a new product in stores that is like glue!
It's simple! Just open the cap, get out some of the cream, and scrub it on your shell to make it look just like new!
And more than 60% of all Skylanders with shells recommend Shell Cream!
But there's only 3 of us with shells-
This is an amazing product that you can get now for only $299.99!
And we'll include another bottle of Shell Cream for only $100 extra!
So that's only $399.99! Plus shipping and handling.
Man, what a rip off! I'll get Doctor Slam-Bam to fix my shell! *Walks away*
...Dude, I told you not to just approach him like that!
Well, it was your idea to make the product anyway!
*Sigh* Well, now this is pointless. Who else would buy this?
*Looks around* Hey, does that work on wood, too?
Uh....yes! Have it now for $399.99! We have a bottle with us.
Deal! *Takes bottle* I can't wait to try this!
*Whispering* Are you really sure this works on wood?
Yeah, I think so!
Ahh! Ahh! What is happening to me?!
What the...
I feel...different. Hey, why is my skin a different color?!
Uhh....
Why you little!
Run! *Runs*
*Runs*
Get back here! *Chases*

That was good!! There's a decent amount of dialogue, which gives it some substance, but you do it in a way that doesn't distract from the humor.

A funny read, nice work!! ^~^b

Quote: Swap Force Fan

Short #04
Therapist Slam-Bam

Starring:
Slam-Bam
Pop Thorn
Stink Bomb
Stealth Elf
Wind Up
Grilla Drilla

Therapy Room

Okay, time for another boring day at the office. You may come in!
*Sits in chair* Okay, so I've been having some issues with my puffing lately-
Allergic reaction?
No, it's that I have trouble inhaling, and-
What am I supposed to do, give you lung surgery?! Get out!
But, okay. *Leaves*
Next!!!
*Sits in chair* Good afternoon, sir, how is-
Yeah, get to the problem!
Oh, well I've been having some bowel problems lately, what should I do?
...Quit eating. Next!
But-
NEXT!!!
*Frowns angrily* *Disappears*
*Sits in chair* Hello, I've had some-
Hello.
...I've had some issues with being "Silent But Deadly" lately, everyone can hear me, well, you know...passing gas...Do I look fat?
You're as thin as a toothpick. Next!
*Sobbing* JERK! *Leaves*
*Sits in chair* Hi. So, recently, my old friend, Trigger Happy, gave me back to my original owner. I feel so abandoned. What should I do?
Do a drive by on him.
Don't you think that's a little cruel?
No. Next!!!
*Leaves*
*Sits in chair* Sir, I've got a big problem.
Yeah, me too, so hurry up!
Sorry. Someone stole my drill, and drilling is my life. what should I do?
I don't know, I'm not a police officer! Next!
Uhh...thanks. *Leaves*
Oh, I guess that's it. Wait, I just realized something, since when have I been a therapist?

The End

YAY SLAMBAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol nice short

Lolz!

Nice!

So, how was the date, babe?
It was amazing, how did you afford to go to that 5-Star restaurant?
Uhh...my job! My job.
But, you don't have a job.
Wh- what are you talking about, babe?
*Sigh* Nevermind. I should get inside.
Smoldy, what took you so long?!
I'm sorry, daddy, I guess we just got carried away.
Yeah, because of this punk! *Points at Fryno*
But-
Stay away from my little girl, until you become a proper man! Let's go Smoldy!
Yes, daddy. *Waves goodbye*
*Slams door shut*
Stupid, stupid! Why do I get so carried away! *Sigh* *Drives away*


*Stops motorcycle* Dude, let's go!
Finally, you're here! *Jumps on* So how much dope are we getting today?
*Whispering* Hush! We're not getting dope today, we are getting swag, I mean money.
*Whispering* Oh, where?!
The Ol' Country Bank. Let's grab all we can. Some for us, and I need some so I can give it to Smolderdash, so her dad will trust me again. Okay, let's go, rock head! *Drives*
Who are you calling rock head?


*Whispering* Okay, be very quiet.
*Whispering* I'm a giant rock, how can I be quiet?
I don't know, sneak!
How am I supposed to sneak?!
*Appears in scene* What are you boys doing?
Uhh, just getting a loan! Yep!
Yeah, well, this bank was closed 12 years ago, we just store money here.
Uhhh...
What do we do?!
I'll tell you what to do. Hey, do you kids like snakes? *Pulls out snake gun*
Let's get out of here! *Runs*
Ahh! Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, don't hurt me! *Runs*
*Puts away gun* Heh heh, kids, so clueless.
*Appears* *Sticks sword to Rattle Shake's neck* Yeah, clueless.
*Shocked* Uhhh, would you like a loan?

So I see you're all here today. Dune Bug!
I'm here!
And-who are you?
I'm Zook. I'm a new Chief. Chief of the jungle?
There's no-wait, are you a troll in disguise?
No, but I think he is. *Points*
OOGA BOOGA!
No he's just, well, *Cough* insane.
We all know that.
I knew it before-
BOOGA?! @#$! YOOGA!
Now Double Trouble, you know we don't speak like that!
I HATE YOOGA ALLGA!
I hate you all?
YESGA!
Where is this going?
Let's all just calm down, and-
Hey, I bet one of us is a troll. *Giggles*
*Giggles*
Now that's nonsense, none us are trolls.
I BET SOGA!
Heh heh, that would be funny.
I know, TROLOLOLOLO!
Psh, very funny, Zook.
HOOT LOOPIGA!
Really?! Where?!
Yo momma!
*Facepalm*
*Milk squirts out of nose* Bwahahahaha!
What?! You haven't even been drinking milk!
TROLOLOLO!
Guys-
♫BOOGA! BOOGA BOOHOOHOOOOOO!!!♫
Hey, that's pretty catchy!
&& ♫BOOGA! BOOGA BOOHOOHOOOOOO!!!♫
That's it , I've had enough! *Rips off costume*
Yep! That's right! I'm not Voodood, I'm a troll! TROLOLOLOLO!!! *Runs off*
.....Awkward.

*To self* Okay Whirlwind, you can do this. *Stops* Hey Dad!
Yes?
Dad, I've been thinking, and I think you're kind of...*Sigh* Lame.
What? But I'm all kinds of fun and games!
You've been left in the past, you act like you're from the 70's or something.
What do you want me to do about it?
Use the internet.
Enter what?
Oh, boy.


Okay, so, what is the square route of 27?
Ummm...
Well...
Isn't it-
*Busts in* Yo, sup, how you doin' punks?
What?
Dad?
Yo what you want? Oh sorry, is my swag in da way?
What the heck is your dad doing?
I don't know, and I don't want to.
Yo, I talkin' from what I was taught for the past few days, bro.
What website did you go on?!
Swag, tella! It's swag.com!
Should we leave?
No! No! Dad, you go!
Whoa, whoa, not cool bro!
Do what she said!
You wanna go?
Bring it.
*Shoots lightning* What you want now bro!
Owww, my arm! Don't hurt me! *Runs*
& Uh oh! *Runs*
...Dad, look what you did, you ran away my friends!
Yo, chill!
Get out!
*At doorway* Ah, come on, bro! We can listen to rap and hip hop togetha! What you say?
*Frowns* *Slams door*

lol this is great humor and is really enjoyable to read

haha, lolz!

Thanks, guys!

You're doing great so far!

Thank you, I will probably make the first part of the 10th short today, and the next tomorrow, is that okay, babe?

you're at the 8th

so 9th and 10th are about to come up

You are probably wondering why I gathered y'all here today.
Yes, why the heck do you want me to do you a favor?
We're going to clone Triggs, and I need assistance.
CLONE ME! CLONE ME! BWAHAHAHA!!!
You want assistance from a girl with no hands?
Just please help me with this experiment, okay?
...Fine.
I suppose.
Okay, Triggs, get in the machine!
*Jumps in* NOW WHAT?! HAHA!
I'll set the amount of clones to two. Fire Kraken, you pull the lever. Flashwing, you make sure Triggs stays in the machine!
I'll try.
*Holding lever* When do I pull it?
We're all set! Now!
*Pulls lever*
CHACHACHA!!! OW!!! *Falls*
*30 seconds later* Done! Fire Kraken, open the cages!
*Opens 1st Cage*
THAT HURT! HA!
*Opens 2nd Cage*
Oh, hello, everyone. How are you doing today?
What the?...
...Okay. *Opens 3rd Cage*
Now that I am free, I shall go take over Skylands. MUHAHAHA! *Runs away*
...Did I mention that they will have different personalities?
I wish you did! Come on! Did you hear him?!
He won't get far. *Explosion*
Did you hear that?! It came from outside!
*Runs in* Sprocket, did you see that?! A guy who looks like Triggs just destroyed the town office!
That doesn't sound well, I'll go talk to him. *Walks out* *Explosion*
...And he just killed the other one.
OH NO!!!
We're going to need an army! Time to make super clones! Everyone, get in the machine! Except you, Triggs.
Aww.
&& *Goes in machine*
Alright, ready! *Pulls lever*

Y'all should be done now. *Opens first two cages*
Whew. Whoa!
I am ready for my duty.
Looks like it worked. *Opens other two cages*
That was quick, but painful. Whoa, is that really me?
*War cry* LET'S BATTLE!
Heh heh. *Opens last two cages*
Who's my clone-wow!
Ready for my opponent.
COOL!
Let's go. Triggs, Fire Karken, Flashwing, you guys stay here.
But-
Stay here!


Hey, you!
Evil Triggs: *Destroys building* What do you want?
Quit this madness!
Evil Triggs: Or what? Skylands is mine!
No it's not! Stop, or else!
Evil Triggs: Or else what? *Destroys building*
Flashwing, go!
*Charges*
Evil Triggs: Psh, what is she going to-
*Shoots giant prism*
Evil Triggs: *Dodges* Whatever.
Fire Kraken, go!
Super F.K. *Charges* *Makes giant Chinese Dragon*
Evil Triggs: *Destroys dragon with rocket* ...Okay?
Dangit! Stealth Elf, go!
*Sprints toward Trigger Happy 3*
Evil Triggs: What is she going to do, a backflip? Wait, where did she go?
*Sneaks behind* *Stabs*
Evil Triggs: OW!!! *Weak voice* This isn't over.
Actually, it is. Fire Kraken, Flashwing, go!
Super F.K. *Makes giant dragon*
*Shoots giant prism*
Evil Triggs: Oh no! *Runs* *Gets hit* Ahh, ahhhh! What's happening to me! *Explodes*
Yes! It's over! Guys! Guys?
*Disappearing* Our duty is over. Thanks, Sprocket.
&Super F.K.& *Disappear*
Huh. *Walks away*


You're back! So what happened, and where are the others!
They disappeared, and the evil Triggs disappeared.
Woo! Victory!
*Puts head down*
What's wrong?
Well...I'm disappointed that my experiment was a huge failure.
It wasn't a failure, it may have went wrong, but it also made heroes.
*Smiles* Thanks, Triggs, you're a good friend.
Yeah, friend...

LOLxdlol

Guys, there's a new update! Here are the details added:

• There will now be longer shorts, with a new trick I figured out.
  
• There will now be much funnier shorts (by my opinion).
  
• I'm now doing holiday shorts!
  
• The shorts should be very detailed and interest-catching.
  
• And much more!
  

Thanks, guys!

-Swap Force Fan

: Okay, guys, we're in!
: It's so big. Who ever knew an ice rink could be so large and crowded?
: Me, I come here every Friday! *Smiles*
: Guys, well...
: What is it, Cam?
: *Cough* Well...*Sigh* Here it goes, I don't know how to ice skate.
: You don't know how to skate? Well, it's simple, I'll explain when we get there.
: Oh, okay.
: Where are the skates?
: They should be over near the rink, they have many sizes.
: Good, I have tiny feet. *Smiles*


: See, they're right over here.
: Let's see, women's, size 7...
: *Gasp* Is that Chop Chop?! Whoa! Hey guys, do you mind if I go hang with him?
: *Laugh* Sure, go ahead.
: Thank you so much! *Leaves*
: *Sigh* Girls...
: What do you mean by that?
: Oh, nothing...
: Guys, let's go, before y'all get to fighting.
: Oh, we'll only do that in the battle arena.


: Okay, come on in, guys.
: *Enters* Whoa, whoa! *Trips*
: *Catches* Okay, Camo, you come in.
: I don't know how to skate!
: It's simple, just stand straight, and then move your legs, left, right, left, right, like that.
: *Enters* Oh, I see! *Skates*
: *Skates* I still can't get the hang of this, can I hold your hand?
: *Blushes* Oh, um, sure! *Grabs hand*
: Oh, I see how it is, y'all have fun, I'll go skate with Sunburn.
: It's weird how he manages to not melt the ice.
: I don't know, I guess he just cools himself down. *Skates away*
: Hmm. So...
: So...um...I was wondering...
: Yes?
: Would you like to come over later and study with me?
: Sure, that would be great. *Puts hand around Chill's waist*
: *Blushes* *Smiles*



: That was pretty fun!
: I agree.
: I know, isn't it great? Whoa, Roller Brawl, what happened?!
: Guys are jerks. Chop Chop thought I was trying to hurt him since I had my hands out, and then he scratched my cheek!
: Ouch. Well, I sort of have a date with someone later.
: Way to go girl, who is it?
: Oh, no one you know. *Winks to Freeze Blade*
: *Winks to Chill*

Kewl!

: *Knocks on door*
: *Opens door* Oh, you're here!
: You called me and said you needed something?
: Oh, yes, I need you to take care of these kids for me. Flameslinger and I are going on a date.
: But...
: Thanks so much! Ninjini will be back at 8:00 P.M. See you! *Drives away*
: *Talking to himself* It's alright, the kids couldn't be that bad.
: Are you taking care of us, sir?
: *Gets on knee* I believe I am, sweetie pie.
: Well, Barkley and Terrabite are acting crazy, they're in the kitchen.
: Alright, let's go see what they're doing.
: Can you hold my hand?
: Okay. *Grabs Minijini's hand*
: There they are.
: Roar!!!
: Yayayayaya! *Tackles Terrabite*
: Hey, hey, hey, y'all calm down!
: *Stops* Yes, sir.
: Make me! *Runs away*
: Where are you going?!
: Where I want! *Runs outside*
: Uh oh!
: We have to follow him!
: No we don't, he'll come back.
: He's done this before, he didn't come back.
: Trust me, he will.
: Whatever you say.
: *15 minutes later* Okay, so maybe he isn't. Let's go find him.


: He's around here somewhere.
: Yeah, he always comes here and digs around.
: Oh yeah, me too, I come here and dig the girls.
: Bleh, we didn't mean it like that!
: Oh...
: Go check around the light poles, he loves to dig there.
: *20 minutes later* I checked every single light pole in the park, he's not there.
: Well...swing set! *Jumps on swing* Come on, Minijini!
: No, I'm too scared that I'll get hurt. Can you hold me?
: *Sigh* Fine. *Picks up Minijini* Barkley, you stay right there, I'm going to look around.
: Okay.
: *Walks away* Okay, where would he be?
: He could be anywhere, he loves to dig.
: Alright, let's check everywhere, we don't want to miss a single spot.
: *30 minutes later* It's getting dark, we should go back to Barkley.
: *Walks to swing set* Barkley, have you seen him?
: Nope. Hey, there's mommy! *Points to Ninjini*
: What are you doing with my children?!
: Forget that, where did you find him?
: He was sitting there at home, alone!
: *Laughs* Gotcha.
: *Slaps Gill Grunt* You should be ashamed!
: But...
: He was doing a favor for our babysitter!
: What, kidnapping my children?! *Slaps Gill Grunt*
: Please stop that.
: *Slaps Gill Grunt* Don't tell me what to do!
: I didn't!
: *Slaps Gill Grunt*
: Here, let me do the honors. *Pulls on water jet-pack* *Flies away*

Poor ......

Love these shorts!

Kewl beanz!

I'll make another short when we get to 55 posts.

Like these!