darkSpyro

(hoot loop and the sidekicks are at a campfire)

HOOT LOOP: gather round, young ones! gather round! i will tell you... a SCARY STORY!

BARKLEY: yeah right, old man!

HOOT LOOP: listen, little tree man! i will tell you... of FRANKENLANDER!

GILL RUNT: who’s he?

HOOT LOOP: a horrible mix of 3 skylanders that roams the cloudbreak islands to this VERY DAY!

MINIJINI: ooh, niiiice! tell us! tell us!

HOOT LOOP: One day after eon had seen the swap force in action, he wanted to try it out for himself...

*FLASHBACK*

EON: spyro, voodood, prism, i’ll need you at 5 for dinner tonight. i need to tell you something.

SPYRO: sure thing eon! but one thing.. why?

PRISM BREAK: never trust a man asking you to go to dinner on HALLOWEEN! NEVER!!!

VOODOOD: Crazy...

SPYRO: it’s a deal. we’ll see you then.

EON: good! i’ll see you tonight.

*later that night...*

SPYRO: nice food eon! how did you make this?

EON: very carefully.

VOODOOD: well, why are we here?

EON: well, i want to try swapping on other skylanders.

(eon pulls out 3 magnetic rings.)
EON: spyro, put one on your neck. voodood, put one around your waist. prism break, put one around your waist too.

(spyro, voodood, and prism break equip the rings)

EON: follow me.

(spyro, voodood, prism break, and eon reach a mine with a hole in the roof)

EON: these are the magna mines. here, powerful magnetic energy is stored. now, get in the tube.

(they get in a translucent tube)

SPYRO: what are you DOING?

EON: swapping!

(eon pulls a lever)

(spyro’s head, prism break’s body, and voodood’s legs float around)

PRISM BREAK: WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING TO MY BODY!

VOODOOD: you learned that a while ago..

(awkward silence)

EON: now.. tonight’s storm should finalize the ability...

(lightning strikes the tube)

(the body, head, and legs of the three unite)

(spyro’s head returns, prism break’s body returns, and voodood’s legs return)

(the creation begins to glow)

(an earthquake occurs)

EON: RUN!

(eon, prism break, spyro, and voodood evacuate)
(the earthquake ends)

(in the cave)

MAGNA CHARGE: WHAT WAS THAT? should we go in?

HOOT LOOP: yes, yes, and yes!

(hoot loop drags magna charge in)

HOOT LOOP: whoa...

(cue reveal of a 8 ft tall mix of spyro’s head, prism break’s body, and voodood’s legs)

HOOT LOOP: awesome!

MAGNA CHARGE: No! Not awesome! this thing is scary...

HOOT LOOP: let’s name him.. frank! HEY FRANK! HI!

MAGNA CHARGE: i’m gonna call it frank.. but it’s halloween, how about frankenlander?

HOOT LOOP: it works well.

(the frankenlander turns around)

MAGNA CHARGE: well this is bad..

(Frankenlander stomps the ground)

(ghosts rise from the ground)

FRANKENLANDER: WAABA WAABA WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

HOOT LOOP: FRANK? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

MAGNA CHARGE: Let’s light him up!

(magna charge shoots at frankenlander)

(frankenlander runs towards the two)

(magna charge rams into frankenlander)
(frankenlander shoots a purple beam)

(magna charge is hit)

(hoot loop appears behind frankenlander)

HOOT LOOP: (using hypno eyes): WELCOME TO THE HERD!

(hoot loop claws frankenlander)

(frankenlander runs)

MAGNA CHARGE: WHAT WAS THAT?

HOOT LOOP: i fought frank...

MAGNA CHARGE: well okay then.

(end flashback)

HOOT LOOP: and then, we left. legend has it every year on halloween night, frankenlander will rise from his hiding spot and use all 3 of his powers to summon the alter powers that will randomly Posess 5 skylanders! we’re gonna have to fight him!

BARKLEY: LAAAAME!

GILL RUNT: let’s go somewhere else..

(the sidekicks leave)

HOOT LOOP: (sigh) an owl can dream.

Meanwhile in the cadettes house)

("Roar" plays in the background)

SCRATCH: okay girls... Truth or dare, anyone?

PUNK SHOCK: truth.

SCRATCH: do you... Like anyone?

PUNK SHOCK: nope!

SCRATCH: well then... Truth or dare?

SONIC BOOM: dare... I've just been up all night!

SCRATCH: why?

SONIC BOOM: BABYSITTING!

WHIRLWIND: oh. Well scratch, what cha' gonna dish out on sonic?

SCRATCH: I dare you to listen to one of hoot loop's booooring stories!

SONIC BOOM: okay then.

(Sonic boom leaves the building)

SCRATCH: whirlwind, truth or dare?

WHRILWIND: DARE!

SCRATCH: I dare you to... Spend the rest of the night in the cloud break cemetery!

PUNK SHOCK: what!?

WHIRLWIND: Sure!

SCRATCH: I'll come with you.

(Scratch and whirlwind leave)

(Punk shock works on her secret shrine to zap)

(Meanwhile at hoot loop's campfire)

SPYRO: I remember that day! Ya know, when eon went all crazy mad scientist!

SONIC BOOM: that was the strangest thing I've ever heard!

BLAST ZONE: so what should we do now?

HOOT LOOP: Frankenlander was last spotted 1 year ago at the cloud break cemetery... Wanna go check it out?

BLAST ZONE: why not?

(At the cemetery)

SCRATCH: I can hear something!

(a twig snaps)

WHIRLWIND: oh no.....

(footsteps are heard)

SCRATCH: who is it?....

(FRANKENLANDER comes to them)

(they scream)

FRANKENLANDER: YA ZIGGYBAM ZOOBAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(frankenlander stomps, graves shake)

(5 shadows crawl to the campfire)

WHIRLWIND: Those must be the alter powers!

SCRATCH: we have to go tell the others!

(scratch and whirlwind run to the campfire)

(meanwhile at the campfire)

SLOBBER TOOTH: and then... the apple couldn’t keep the doctor away... BECAUSE IT HAD A KNIFE IN IT’S HEAD!

(awkward silence)

SPYRO: no. just.... no.

WASH BUCKLER: well, i’ve got one. once opon a time. my pokemon save file corrupted. the end.

(spyro and hoot loop begin playing magic: the gathering)

STEALTH ELF: would you please stop playing that stupid game?

HOOT LOOP: not until i can beat him for once!

(scratch and whirlwind run over)

WHIRLWIND: you guys have to RUN!

SPYRO: why? hey, aren’t you supposed to be at some girly event?

(twigs snap, footsteps are heard)

HOOT LOOP: wait a second, the quintuple twig snap, the foot steps... this means that he’s here..

STEALTH ELF: who?

HOOT LOOP: FRANKENLANDER! he’s here to summon the alter powers!

(scratch and whirlwind run)

(punk shock runs over)

PUNK SHOCK: trap shadow says something’s not right. he senses a disturbance in the shadows...

(frankenlander jumps out of a bush and stomps the ground)

(five bolts of dark lightning strike spyro, slobber tooth, stealth elf, blast zone, and wash buckler)

FRANKENLANDER: WABBADABBARABBAARRRRK, SUMMON THE POWERS OF DARK!

(frankenlander stomps the ground once more)

FRANKENLANDER: WOOBADOOBAROOBAANNNNND, FOLLOW EVERY COMMAND!

(dark editions of the 5 struck run to frankenlander)

(hoot loop uses infinite loop, knocking back franken lander)

(dark slobber tooth slams the ground)
(punk shock shoots electric bolts at dark slobber tooth)

(the bolts deflect off the shell)

(punk shock jumps on the shell)

(dark slobber tooth smashes the shell, freeing him)

(hoot loop teleports behind dark wash buckler and hypnotises him)

HOOT LOOP: teach me the seeeeeecreeeeeetsssssss..

(dark wash buckler shoots hoot loop with bubble gun)

(hoot loop touches DWB, making hoot dark buckler and dark wash loop)

HOOT LOOP: okay. maybe if i can use this, i’ll understand them..

DARK WASH BUCKLER: WHA... WHA... RAAAAAAAGH!

(DWL turns normal)

WASH BUCKLER: what happened...

HOOT LOOP: I don’t know, but we have to catch blast zone!

(wash loop and hoot buckler swap back)

(DBZ flies by)

(punk shock grabs DBZ)

PUNK SHOCK: FIIIIIIIRE!

(punk shock shoots electric bolts at DS and DSE, freeing them)

DARK BLAST ZONE: SURRENDER OR BURN!

PUNK SHOCK: how about this?

(punk shock throws electric water into DBZ)

(DBZ crash lands on frankenlander)
(DBZ is normalized)

BLAST ZONE: AHHH! who’s.... that?

(BZ points to frankenlander)

FRANKENLANDER: OBBA OBBA OBBA OBBA OOOO, FIGHT ME AT THE VOLCANO!

(frankenlander runs to the volcano)

STEALTH ELF: we have to kill it!

SPYRO: not exactly..

(the 7 head to the volcano)

FRANKENLANDER: Yes my pretties... when the stupid skylanders think they can kill me by pushing me into the volcano, i’ll just wait another.... hmm... 79 years, then i will return even bigger, and badder, and BETTER! then i will spread the alter powers through all of skylands!

STEALTH ELF: NOT SO FAST!

(stealth elf uses a kick to push him into the volcano)

SPYRO: THAT JUST MADE HIM STRONGER! YOU IDIOT!

HOOT LOOP: not quite, turns out he’s not very strong. the power of the core will just burn him into ashes.

(purple lava erupts from the volcano)

HOOT LOOP: or not.

(franken lander is blasted into the air)

FRANKENLANDER: I’LL LAND SOMEDAY! AND WHEN I DO, I WILL BE ULTIMATE! THIS ISN’T THE LAST OF FRANKENLANDER!!

HOOT LOOP: second thought, yeah, he’s dead!

BLAST ZONE: and this purple lava’s gonna spread! we gotta clean it up!

(the 7 clean up the purple lava)
PUNK SHOCK: well, let’s go home now.

SCRATCH: WAIT! is he gone?

PUNK SHOCK: yep. i can imagine he’s a loooong way away from here....

(meanwhile on earth)

(frankenlander lands as a toy)

FRANKENLANDER: what happened... did they defeat me? well, they couldn’t. but anyway, what is this place? there’s lots of people... wait a second.... WHAT ARE PEOPLE?!?!?!?

(zoom out on pumpkin patch)

THE END

(trigger happy is in his house, looking out the window)
(pop fizz walks in)
POP FIZZ: hey triggs! wanna join us for a pokemon match?
TRIGGER HAPPY: i’m doing some bills, not now.
POP FIZZ: so... that should be quick, you have guns that shoot money! you’re rich!
TRIGGER HAPPY: not exactly. my coins were forged from the ancient fiery forge. not real money.
POP FIZZ: well, how much real money do you have?
TRIGGER HAPPY: i’m actually not very wealthy. it’s ironic, really.
POP FIZZ: well we’re gonna play pokemon, hope you’re okay with staying here...
TRIGGER HAPPY: i need a job...
POP FIZZ: you can work at my comic store!
TRIGGER HAPPY: well okay then!
(pop fizz and trigger happy go to the comic store)
POP FIZZ: how about you start by working the front counter. Hey, it’s your first customer!
(night shift teleports in)
NIGHT SHIFT: Ello! i’d like zo buy ze Magic The Gathering booster packs, times 4!
TRIGGER HAPPY: *sigh* that’ll be twenty bucks.
(night shift pays him)
TRIGGER HAPPY: thank you! next!
(smolderdash walks in)
SMOLDERDASH: i reckon i’ll buy some spiderman comics!
TRIGGER HAPPY: how many?
SMOLDERDASH: the latest 3 issues.
TRIGGER HAPPY: that’ll be 45 dollars and 99 cents!
SMOLDERDASH: ARE YOU KIDDING ME, PARTNER?
(trigger happy backs up)
(smolder dash goes into smolderdash form)
SMOLDERDASH (in SD form): I WILL BUY THEM SOMEWHERE EEEEEELLLLLSSSSSEEE!
(smolderdash leaves)
(spy rise walks in)
SPY RISE: hello good sir. i’d like to buy a box of mabu baseball league cards.
TRIGGER HAPPY: that’ll be 50 bucks.
(spy rise picks up a box and stares at it)
SPY RISE: interesting. the last person who touched this box was flynn... he’s a vicious scalper! all the rainbow fuzzy GITD color shift rookie cards are GONE! MANAGEEEEER!
(pop fizz walks out)
POP FIZZ: what’s the issue?
SPY RISE: this box has been tampered with! a scalper has taken all 5 rainbow fuzzy GITD color shift rookie cards hidden in 5 random packs of cards! that monster!
POP FIZZ: we’ll investigate. untill then... hey triggs, what are those?
(trigger happy hides 5 rainbow fuzzy GITD color shift rookie cards behind his back)
POP FIZZ: TRIGGS? How could you?
TRIGGER HAPPY: well, i was gonna sell them to get money, but
POP FIZZ: you’re fired.
(trigger happy leaves)
POP FIZZ: we’re sorry sir. here, have a free box.
(pop fizz hands spy rise a box of cards)
SPY RISE: hey, thanks?
(meanwhile at the local grocery store)
MANAGER: so you need a job? i need someone in the back room, and you look like the man!
TRIGGER HAPPY: great! where do i sign?
MANAGER: here.
(manage gives trigger happy a comicly long contract)
TRIGGER HAPPY: oh.
(trigger happy signs without even reading)
MANAGER: good! now head to the back room!
(trigger happy heads to the back)
MANAGER: the plan is working....
(in the back)
TRIGGER HAPPY: so who are you guys? you work here too?
RATTLE SHAKE: yep. i signed up for it just cuz’
COUNTDOWN: i just needed money..
FIRE KRAKEN: I WANTED THE FOOOOOOOOD! YEHEHEYE!
TRIGGER HAPPY: well okay then...
LOUDSPEAKER: LISTEN UP! we’ve got new frito-lay chips coming in 5 minutes! be prepared to stock!
TRIGGER HAPPY: you heard him..
(chips come down the conveytor belt)
TRIGGER HAPPY: let’s stock!
(trigger happy, fire kraken, rattle shake, countdown, and star strike stock the shelves)
TRIGGER HAPPY: guys... something smells.
(the back room explodes into smoke)
(the skylanders cough and fall down)

(the manager shows up)
MANAGER: you can go home now, guys.
(everyone except trigger happy runs)
TRIGGER HAPPY: who are you?
MANAGER: I AM THE MANAGER!
(mean-ager eats a evil crystal and turns into EVILIZED MANAGER)
EVILIZED MANAGER: NOW I WILL DESTROY YOU!
TRIGGER HAPPY: Oh no!
(trigger happy shoots at EM)]
(EM slams the ground with a bag of chips)
(trigger happy shoots the crystals on EM’s back)
(EM charges forward)
(trigger happy charges a pot of gold)
(EM keeps charging)
(trigger happy slams a rocket into EM)
(EM de-evilizes)
TRIGGER HAPPY: now let’s take you to eon!
(at eon’s base)
EON: you caught the manager! he could have made more alter forms! here’s a reward
(eon hands trigger happy a big bag of money)
TRIGGER HAPPY: well, it’s time to pay some bills.
THE END