darkSpyro

Last stories for 2013.

All I want for Christmas is my family
1 18.12.13
2 19.12.13
3 20.12.13
4 21.12.13
5 22.12.13

Skylands at the highest risk
1 23.12.13
2 24.12.13
3 27.12.13
4 28.12.13
5 29.12.13
6 30.12.13
7 31.12.13

All I want for Christmas is my family
Chapter 1 What do you want for Christmas?

OMG!
What?
We get to see Jolly Bumble Blast and tell him what we want for Christmas!
Awesome! Wait isn't he a variant?
Yeah but lets just ignore that...
The line is giant!
Yeah 80 Skylanders is a lot!
Jolly I want some make up and...
Why have make up? You are ugly with and without it!
SHUT THE FUDGE UP BASH!
Settle down now...
You are ugly and stupid!
You are the ugly one! That is why I left your fat face!
Okay you two get coal!
That is bull...
You are ugly!
You are dead! (She runs after him)
WOW!
I want a train!
A toy train?
No a real train!
Um... okay?
YAY!
Go on Hot Dog!
Um... I would like... (In his head) What do I want? Oh... I know...
Well? Don't be shy?
I want my family!
Uh...
Can you do that Jolly?
Um... (He runs away)
Oh...
You ruined everything! (He flips a table)

Fact of the day: Did you know the first ever character to say anything in a story was Wrecking Ball?

this sucks where is that dum crab

My writing in 2012...Pathetic...

Chapter 2 The Members

Are you okay Hot Dog?
Jolly failed me...
I think he was a Jolly Bumble Blast rip off anyways...
If Jolly failed me I won't fail me...
Huh?
I am going to see my family...
Where exactly are they?
In the popcorn volcano...
How do you know that?
I was born there but not long after I was launched out where you guys found me...
Yeah you helped us but didn't go back
I couldn't go back I was young and not brave but now I have a whole bunch of friends...
Didn't they look for you?
I don't know...
Even if we have to go inside a dangerous volcano I will come with you!
You are a royal friend!
You say you are going into a volcano? My flaming hot body can help!
I can help as well!
It is too dangerous!
I know my love but I must do what is right for all! (They kiss)
SICK!
Four should work! Thank you guys!
Mention my flaming hot body!
Alright team up the volcano we go!

Chapter 3 The Dangerous Journey

Alright guys the popcorn volcano is a hard thing to get to and climb!
I'll fly!
Even fire burns at a certain height Sunburn
I have a disadvantage I am not fire!
Looks like you'll die!
Yes it is too dangerous for you Wrecking Ball...
NO! I am helping my best friend!
Right! We shall go!
(Later)
???: They are finally coming... They will die for what they did!
This volcano is warm!
Well of course!
???: Send our fire friends
Fire Geargolum's up ahead!
The guys with a blindfold she the enemy first???
Why are they here?
AHHH!
We can't fight fire with fire!
Aren't you glad I came? (He spams his Tongue Wrap)
You total spammer!
Lava is pouring down!
This could even destroy fire beings!
Save me!
Sunburn you have to let us all on your back and then you fly above the lava!
I can't handle you all on my flaming hot back!
Shut the fudge up and do it!
Ugh... (He lifts them all) So heavy!
???: Looks like we need a sniper!

Two facts for today: Chop Chop, Pop Fizz and Drill Sergeant have never appeared in a story! (I think this is correct but maybe not)

2012 had 15 and a half stories. 2013 will have 36 and a half.

Wrecking Ball is awesome

Is the guy who sent the geargolems

Can you add me to the list? I too make stories.

Didnt see the list,
Can u add me
I make stories

appears in zombie party chapter 2
and appears in Sheep Lover chapter 5&6

Quote: Iganagor

appears in zombie party chapter 2
and appears in Sheep Lover chapter 5&6

Ahh thanks.

I knew that couldn't be right that they were not in a story.

Quote: Swap Force Fan

Can you add me to the list? I too make stories.

Quote: Iganagor

Didnt see the list,
Can u add me
I make stories

Um... I will remove that list as it doesn't really matter.

I stopped writing...

Chapter 4 The kidnappers

The lava is still pouring!
???: One shot!
(A bullet shot is heard)
Huh?
Uh...
WRECKING BALL!
(Wrecking Ball falls in the lava)
NOOOOOO!
The gunshot came from the top of the volcano!
Fly up!
(Sunburn flies up the volcano)
???: Get off my Hot Dog you kidnappers!
Huh??? You look like Hot Dog?
Dad?
's Dad: SON! You guys stole my son!
He wanted to come with us!
's Dad: He didn't know what he was doing!
You killed my best friend...
's Dad: He wasn't your friend they filled your head with lies!
You killed my friend so I kill you! (Hot Dog jumps on him and bites him)
Fire! (He shoots him)
's Dad: AHHHH! (He falls down the volcano and dies)
's Mum: NOOOO!
Mum he killed my friend!
's I told him to kill these kidnappers!
You did this? Sunburn pick her up and throw her down the volcano!
Looks like I have to murder today! (He picks her up and throws her)
's Mum: AHHHHH!
Now what?
We go home and get water to destroy this volcano!

Looool poor hot dog

Spoiler for Chapter 5.

WHAT!?


he will live on in my stories..

Spoiler.

Darn it, Pop Thorn must never die unless he does

Chapter 5 Waterfall

(Hot dog and other return home)
Did you get your Christmas wish?
.....
Wrecking Ball died in lava and Hot dog basically got his parents killed
It is all my fault...
No it wasn't... my flaming hot body disagree's!
We pour water on that Popcorn volcano!
Did you have a brother or sister?
I don't think so...
What if you have a little brother you never met? You have killed his parents and will destroy his home!
You're right...
Where is Wrecking Ball?
He is gone...
Oh...
(A week later)
Why are here today to have a funeral for a young brave Skylander named Wrecking Ball...
I would like to say a few words... Wrecking ball was a great friend and he seamed like a little brother to me... I didn't expect him to go before me without any chance of revival but wherever he is he is looking down on us...
I would like to say that...he...(He starts crying and runs away)
Oh dear!
Come on Hot dog come out!
NO!
I am sad too but life is life
Wait the TOWER OF TIME! (He steals Flynn's ship and crashes it in Woodburrow) WHERE IS THE TOWER OF TIME?
Rufus: Sorry em... you? But it was destroyed by the Sheep Mage
NO! (He starts crying)
Rufus: Who are you?
It doesn't matter...
Hot Dog jumped in the magic pool and clogged up the bottom so he wouldn't fall into the secret area; he drowned that day.

Awwww

Shhh that is a secret now!

Ok i will delete my comment
EDIT: Done

OMFG NO

NOOO!

W-Ball

Skylands At The Highest Risk
Chapter 1 The Balance Of The Giants

It is two days until Christmas!
FINALLY!
I know right!
No I mean that you finally make a appearance!
The fourth wall guys!
(From basement) OH NO!
That was loud let's go see!
(In the basement)
Eye didn't think it would be true!
Sadly it is!
What is?
With the death of Thumpback Skylands will be destroyed!
Why?
The eight elemental giants kept the world intact! With one gone natural disasters will happen!
No Christmas is ruined!
Forget Christmas! We are all gonna die!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Is there any way this can be prevented?
Either bringing Thumpback to life or covering skylands with a giant border!
They border! Thumpback sucks!
How long does this last?
Until the new year!
No Christmas day will be poop!
We better tell all Skylanders!

oh noes!

Story fact of the day.

On October 27th the stories started with Chapter 1: Finding a year later the chapter was Chapter 2: Investigation

Ah shizzle

Chapter 2 Preperation (Set on Christmas Eve)

Lets make this border!
How shall we cover the whole of Skylands?
Me and Freeze Blade have plenty of speed and shall take Skylanders around Skylands to make the border!
There is no point trying... This whole plan will fail!
No one is talking to you old lady!
Leave my girlfriend alone!
Clam down guys! Be cool!
I am the coolest guy in all of Skylands!
I meant cool as in cold!
Anyways who is coming?
Me!
ME, CHRISTMAS MUST BE SAVED!
I shall go too!
Okay! (He picks on Drill Sergeant with his magnet and goes
Come on! (He picks up Chop Chop and Pop Fizz and skates)
Wait isn't Skylands to big to save everyone?
Well Skylands is basically one island in these stories
We will save the outlands first!

;>> Lost Christmas is the first thing that flies into my head...

Updated Chapter list!

Pop Fizz !

I forgot yesterday

2 Chapters today!

Updated chapter listing!

Chapter 3 The Outlands And Cyborg Kaos (Still Christmas Eve)

We are now here!
Alright!
???: You leave my outlands!
Who said that?
Cyborg Me Cyborg Kaos!
You are a cyborg because of Eruptor?
Cyborg Yes you fool!
Cyborg Glumshanks: Lord Kaos!
Cyborg Lord Cyborg Kaos to you Glumshanks!
Cyborg Glumshanks: The Skylands weather channel says that natural disasters are coming to Skylands!
Cyborg That channel is wrong 100% of the time!
That is why we are here! With Thumpback dead the Skylands will be destroyed!
Cyborg So me wanting to kill you all would destroy the world?
Pretty much...
Cyborg The ruins my soul purpose! What do I do now?
Get the fudge out of here and come to our Skylander basement where you won't die!
Cyborg I guess so! (He kicks Glumshanks in the crotch) Come on hurry up!
Hey Glumshanks! Fudge Kaos he is a bully! Why are you still with him?
Cyborg Glumshanks: I will have no home or food! (He walks along with Kaos)
Cyborg My army was destroyed by that Dark Stealth Elf and she cut off my... Wait I don't want to tell you that...
What about the border?
It doesn't really matter as this place is pretty much empty!
I will take Kaos and Glumshanks back and then...
(On the phone)
Hello?
Hey uh... the weather channel got it wrong... We got the source off them and they said on Christmas day but now it is actually New years eve!
Cyborg I knew it!
So we can border other places after Christmas...
YAY! CHRISTMAS IS HAPPENING!

Thumpback will randomly appear at the end i think

Chapter 4 Christmas

YAY CHRISTMAS PARTY!
(All Skylanders look at him)
What the fudge is he doing here?
We'll explain after Christmas!
I don't trust this guy here!
Fine I will explain! (He explains it)
I like the bit when Glumshanks is kicked in the crotch!
Everyone to bed! Christmas is tomorrow!
This is gonna be amazing!
(Christmas Night)
OMG OMG!
Shut up Kaos!
How can you hear me down there!
The tech rooms are right under the attic!
Let's talk!
None None None!
Noom Noom Noom!
They are saying no with boom and mine; fascinating!
Eh?
I am wheely tired!
(Facedrill)
(Christmas day)
Awww thanks Hex a... (Puts away)
YES! A NEW BOMB THAT WILL DESTROY SKYLANDS IN ONE TOUCH!
Don't touch that!
NO BOOM PLEASE!
It says from Kaos...
Yeah! I am so nice!
Glumshanks: Ahhh a present from Kaos I wonder what this could be... (He opens) A fart (He claps)
(He looks sadly at Glumshanks)

Chapter 5 Glumshanks Abuse

Okay now we are close to the new year...
It is only 3 days away!
Glumshanks you can' possibly want to spend 2014 with Kaos!
Glumshanks: I have no other choice!
There is always a choice!
Glumshanks we shall go to the gift shop it the city!
Glumshnaks: Okay...
NO! HE IS DOESN'T WANT TO GO!
Glumshanks: Yes I d...
You abuse him over and over you humiliate him bad hurt him!
You can't possibly agree Glumshanks?
Glumshanks: Well I...
Speak up!
Glumshansk: I do agree with the Skylander!
NO! YOU ARE MY BUTLER!
We will look after you Kaos but Glumshanks is with us after all this!
My dad won't agree!
Glumshanks: DAD! OH NO!
Huh?
(Meanwhile the others are boarding the city)
Mabu King: I cannot allow this!
Why the fudge not?
Mabu King: It will cause everyone to be scared and loot shops and I cannot deal with that!
Fudge you and your city!
(He walks away)
Well?
he said yes! (They border the city)
(Back to Pop Fizz)
(On the phone) Dad!
Where does his dad live?
Glumshanks: In a evil monstrous dimension!
NOPE! (He throws a bottle of acid an it burns Kaos' face off) He is a cyborg anyways!
You burnt my normal face! I can't see!
Glumshanks: IT IS GOING INTO HIS BRAIN! I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!
NO! Let him die he is a monster!
Glumshanks: I am sorry... (He kicks Pop Fizz and takes Kaos through a portal to the evil dimension)
OW! FUDGE!

LOL!

just gehehe

Wheres Pop Thorn on Christmas ?

Quote: Iganagor

Wheres Pop Thorn on Christmas ?

He won't be back to 2014.

Chapter 6 Saving The Lost City Of A Lot Of Rainbows

Guys I need you to go to the lost city of a lot of rainbows!
Why?
Polar Whirlwind is in trouble that's why!
Okay!
You need her password and username for youtube!
Isn't it bad to give that stuff away?
It was a private video which can only be watched on her account!
That sends us in?
Yes!
I hope it doesn't have a scary pop up with a scream!
Not it a really long video of a black screen and you have to watch it all!
Alright!
(After watching the video)
???: Come!
Huh?
(They are all in the lost city of a lot of rainbows)
That was weird!
It is too late you have to leave!
Why?
It is a day later here and natural disasters have destroyed the place!
We can get you out of here!
No I must stay with my people and die with my people!
Did you know this was coming?
Yes and we had a force field and that couldn't stop them...
We have less!
Now go and good luck!
Thank you...
(The leave to go home)
Is Polar Whirlwind safe?
No she died with her people and they had more protection than us too...

Chapter 7 All Disasters At Once

It is time...
TO DIE!!!
There is no way we can handle all of this...
I never thought it would end like this...
I guess I suicide now!
A tornado!
A VOLCANO ERUPTION!
The floor is shaking!
YAY! A FLOOD!
I guess no one cares... (She jumps)
Where is Thumpback's body?
I think it got blown into pieces...
What about a replacement?
A replacement?
Yeah! I can go into my imagination zone and find Wicked Thumpback!
WOW! JUST WOW!
Okay I need to drink this potion to go in! (He drinks it and comes back)
Wicked Hi guys!
Hooray!
They disasters are leaving!
???: I hoped you liked the troll...
HUH?
???: Because I am alive?
Wrecking Ball?
Hot dog?
Thumpback?
No me!
FUDGE!

FUDGE

FUDGE! I was originally gonna kill everyone off but...

So THERE is that plot twist, xD

Now its up to you how to explain how she came back ;>>

Quote: NINJAsk11

So THERE is that plot twist, xD

Now its up to you how to explain how she came back ;>>

Fudge that! She doesn't deserve a explanation!

IKR??
I was just joking