darkSpyro

so yeah, its story time!


chapter 1-Stealth elf the bully:

fire kraken: yes, finely i got to my zone! now lets get some party!
stink bomb: party!? no i dont like that
fire kraken: whuy nut?
stink bomb: yesterday...
fire kraken: yusterduy whut?
stink bomb: you know i and stealth elf are um
fire kraken: yeah i knuw, yu shuld evoid hur at all kusts
stink bomb: but yesterday she threw a cake in my face
fire kraken: thuts nut nice!
stink bomb: and she tackled me in the mud....
fire kraken: and?
stink bomb: she put a "throw cake on me"paper on my tail
fire kraken: i cant thuke this!*walks away*
stink bomb: *sigh*


fire kraken:*nocks on tree* HULLU ANUBUDY IN THERE!?
yes i am
fire kraken: why are yu so mean to stink bomb?
he stinks in all ways!
fire kraken: i dunt like yur tulk
*catapults cat in fire kraken's face*
fire kraken: yu silly, you dont use cats for this!
freeze blade: did i hear cats?
fire kraken: yes, stealth elf is using cats to hunt me away
freeze blade: COME BACK HERE YOU BULLY!*chases after steatlh elf*

part 2 coming fast

LOLZ! I love it! First comment!

PART 2:

stop chasing me stupid cat!
freeze blade: i am not stupid, stupid elf!
*walks past* GUYS STOP!
& freeze blade: *just about to use thier weapons ,they suddenly stand still like a statue*
what is going on
fire kraken:*jumps in front of * threw a Kitty in my face and freeze blade isnt huppy with that
i see* looks at the two* now come here
& freeze blade*come*
ok follow me

at free ranger's home

free ranger: so what did you wanted?
*wimple whisper, mumble mumble*
free ranger: no problem*grabs * so you like kittys
-to throw them at stupid people <
free ranger: freeze blade?
freeze blade: yes?
free ranger: go get scratch
freeze blade*rushes away, comes back with scratch*
scratch: yeah?
free ranger: scratch, SCRATCH DA FACE!
scratch: i see*scratches free ranger*
free ranger: not me silly, this green MISSletoe!
scratch: oooh*fury swipes *
MY EYES I CANT SEE!
all ssf guys: hahaha!

HAHAHA! She shouldn't have messed with Flameslinger in Elf Blind Jokes!

part 3


next day

so whats today's problem?
i am missing an eye
*jumps in* whuuuyyyy!!!?????
YEAH?!
scratch scrathed me
& you shouldn't mess with otthers
but butt butt
yeah, your but, time for an injection!
WHAT?!?!
*stabs *
AAAH!*faints*
*leaves*
and now lets see whats inside*goes in*.....a gem*gets gem out*
*walks in* hey thats my gem, where di you find that*wants to grab*
NO, DONT GRAB IT OR YOU HAVE TO WAS-
too late
eeuw! WTF?!
i wanted to warn you but....
but what?
yeah, butt*points to *
oooh*runs away to the washrooms*
i wonder why she ate a gem........hmmm

Why are you hating on ? I thought she was your fave?

s1 is a hate
s3/Dark is a MUST HAVE!

Okay. What about S2 and Legendary? P.S. I don't have Stealth Elf yet. I'm getting the Ninja! The Wow Pow looks awesome!

Ninjask11/ Thank you.
you made me cry
I am happy I am alone at my home now.
I am only tired

What was that about? No offense.

Quote: THGold

What was that about? No offense.

Ninjask cursed me in privatemessage because I have to leave darkSpyro and I am finnish.

Oh. Okay. More stories, NINJAsk11!

talking about wow pows-


part 4

hmmm, gem gem gem gem gem gem gem ?
*returns* ok ok so whats going on?
got scratched by scratch
her fault, she should not mess with so-
*stomps in* STEALTH ELF, WHERE IS SHE????!!!!!!
&*point to table*
she stole my cake yesterday, my gem whas in there
but she got my gem too
let me have a look*looks again*
do this alone plz, this is disgusting
i donno wanno see this
its over gee, look, one more gem, a sky one, is that yours swarmy?
yes, thats mine, but i still dont have cake
she's a bully, you'd see this coming
yeah


freeze blade: so, its already 4 days after the stuff, how's she doing
fire kraken: do i care about the Kitty-hater?
freeze blade: urm, no
fire kraken: ok nice!
*flies in* here is the poster of who's getting a repose
fire kraken: amazing: gill grunt, chill, prism break, terrafin, whirlwind, jet vac, cynder and chop chop, hot dog and eruptor, green spyro-eh i mean camo, and who's that
freeze blade: ur, that looks like em
s-st
freeze blade: yes?
s-st-ste-stea-
fire kraken: i know enough
freeze blade: yes me too*looks at how stealth elf looks* ok i have to admit thats some cool gear
fire kraken: *looks* ok yeah, thats pretty cool
ninja stealth elf: i heard somone talking?
free ranger: but she's in hospital, are you a SEPERATE ONE?
ninja stealth elf: yes
fire kraken: ok niiiice! lets play some chase!
freeze blade& ninja stealth elf:*chase afer fire kraken*
freeze blade: i am gonna catch you
ninja stealth elf: i am faster*changes into tiger*
fire kraken: AAAH, GREEN TIGER CHASING ME
freeze blade: GREENT CAT= CAT LOVER
ninja stealth elf/tiger: ROOOAAAR!

Why you blocked me?

Good story!

COME ON leave me alone right now stalkersnake!
please dont keep going on, this is no use

Quote: NINJAsk11

COME ON leave me alone right now stalkersnake!
please dont keep going on, this is no use

Unblock me.
I am not bad.
I want to talk like usually.
I am only tired. I don't mean what you are thinking! I want to talk with you before I leave. Because you are my best friend.

Don't leave!

.....................
ok because this is yur last day

Why is she leaving?

i dont feel like telling, but it has to do with "being alloud to be on interent"

Oh. Okay. I won't interfere on the last day, then. StalkerSnake will always be on my friends list! Hey, you should get her number so you're not away from each other!

Quote: THGold

Oh. Okay. I won't interfere on the last day, then. StalkerSnake will always be on my friends list! Hey, you should get her number so you're not away from each other!

we are not alloud from her dad
he wants to spereate her from internet cuz:

he thinks interent is evil

Man. That is sad and really unfair.

Phone number?!
Yay for one minute 50 euros!

67 dollars?!

^50=around 68 dollars

Wow. I can't think of anything else you could do.

Quote: THGold

Wow. I can't think of anything else you could do.

Facebook
or
Twitter

True.

chap2- bully punished!

yippeee, i have done my homework
*jumps in* is this your homework?
yes
ok*burns*
HEY THATS MY 4 DAY WORK YOU DOG!
well, i am a dog*runs away*
oh come on
fire kraken*dooms up* heeehee, you shouln't mess with us all
*stands next to kraken* wooh wooof!
you bully!
fire kraken: me? bully? yeah sure
woof woof, yeah sufe, wooooof
do my homework!
i'll burn it anyways
fire kraken: haha, should i go to you "master"and tell him that you are failing???
NO!
yes...
fire kraken: ok, then do the dishes for me, and make me a sandwich!
do give me some homework to burn!
why would i?
fire kraken:*jumps out of window, walks in direction of stink bomb*
OK OK I'LL DO IT!