darkSpyro

i wuz just walkin around the road and a cartidge fell out of the sky and on my head. i woke up on the toilet to realize i was taking a dump and i saw eyeless pit on a toilet in front me. "don't look at me dumping butthole!" eyeless pit screamed as he wiped with dominance. the cartidge than grabbed me and started shuvin me into deh consul. i than popped out of someones toilet and saw eyeless pit's rump above me. "i told you to go away!111!!!!" eyeless pit said as he unleshing his diarrhea dump. i got flushed down deh toilet and into the ocean where merlon found me and tuk me to the great barier reff.

it took 10 hours to write this gaiz.

UR MAKIN OUT WITH UR HONEY WHEN THE PHONE RING
U ANSWER AND ITS HER DAD
HE SAY "STAY AWAY FROM DAUGHTER"
YOU ASK HONEY WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT
SHE SAYS DAD IS DED
THEN WHO WAS PHONE????

i noo i wuz nott ganna slep 2nite

alight gaiz thiz is the next crepypasta

merlon took me to the great barieer reff and i saw a werd fish nemed emo. emo grebbed me and threw me into the moon where the moon exploded into three trillion pieces and everything flew everywhere. i saw ig geen writing crepypastas on his toilet seat. "im trying to wrete crepypasta11111noeonoeonoe" ig geen said. i flew off into the sunset and came out as a solar flower. i blasted back to earth. eyeless pit was still wiping his rump and i crashed on him which destroyed eyeless pit. i than sat on the toilet and had a sigh of relief to finally unleash the kraken.