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#1 Posted: 04:00:18 16/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: torok
I once dreamed that Jesus was playing a video game on an Ipad. It had pterodactyls flying in the background and Jesus was swiping His finger across the screen and shooting fire at whatever was in the big wall of fire in the background. For some reason me and Jesus were in this fancy restaurant too.


Torok and Jesus were on a date. I think they are a couple.
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#2 Posted: 04:04:36 16/08/2013
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photograph of the event
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#3 Posted: 04:08:50 16/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Big Green
[User Posted Image]

photograph of the event


Jesus looks really different in this picture. His hair is spikier than I remembered. Torok looks about the same I think though... Maybe a little different in the dress.
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#4 Posted: 04:22:09 16/08/2013
Quote: Rendar
Quote: torok
I once dreamed that Jesus was playing a video game on an Ipad. It had pterodactyls flying in the background and Jesus was swiping His finger across the screen and shooting fire at whatever was in the big wall of fire in the background. For some reason me and Jesus were in this fancy restaurant too.


Torok and Jesus were on a date. I think they are a couple.



Well, maybe Jesus is trying to tell me He wants me to spend time with Him. When a human couple are dating they have to spend time with one another. Also Jesus doesn't want me to get distracted by meaningless things, such as video games.
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#5 Posted: 04:23:44 16/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: torok
Quote: Rendar
Quote: torok
I once dreamed that Jesus was playing a video game on an Ipad. It had pterodactyls flying in the background and Jesus was swiping His finger across the screen and shooting fire at whatever was in the big wall of fire in the background. For some reason me and Jesus were in this fancy restaurant too.


Torok and Jesus were on a date. I think they are a couple.



Well, maybe Jesus is trying to tell me He wants me to spend time with Him. When a human couple are dating they have to spend time with one another. Also Jesus doesn't want me to get distracted by meaningless things, such as video games.


Since this is a video game forum, then isn't it a meaningless distraction? Why are you here again?
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#6 Posted: 04:25:53 16/08/2013
i heard jesus loves budokai 3
torok Platinum Sparx Gems: 6123
#7 Posted: 04:26:13 16/08/2013
Quote: Rendar
Quote: torok
Quote: Rendar


Torok and Jesus were on a date. I think they are a couple.



Well, maybe Jesus is trying to tell me He wants me to spend time with Him. When a human couple are dating they have to spend time with one another. Also Jesus doesn't want me to get distracted by meaningless things, such as video games.


Since this is a video game forum, then isn't it a meaningless distraction? Why are you here again?



In the video games I played, well in most of them, I couldn't talk to real people. On a forum I can do that. And part of my mission given from Jesus involves communicating with people.
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#8 Posted: 04:27:25 16/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: torok
Quote: Rendar
Quote: torok



Well, maybe Jesus is trying to tell me He wants me to spend time with Him. When a human couple are dating they have to spend time with one another. Also Jesus doesn't want me to get distracted by meaningless things, such as video games.


Since this is a video game forum, then isn't it a meaningless distraction? Why are you here again?


In the video games I played, well in most of them, I couldn't talk to real people. On a forum I can do that. And part of my mission given from Jesus involves communicating with people.


Are you trying to say your secret mission is to get us to stop playing video games?
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#9 Posted: 04:28:18 16/08/2013
Quote: Rendar
Quote: torok
Quote: Rendar


Since this is a video game forum, then isn't it a meaningless distraction? Why are you here again?


In the video games I played, well in most of them, I couldn't talk to real people. On a forum I can do that. And part of my mission given from Jesus involves communicating with people.


Are you trying to say your secret mission is to get us to stop playing video games?



No, not specifically anyway.
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#10 Posted: 04:29:59 16/08/2013
why would jesus want people to stop playing video games when he himself enjoys budokai 3
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#11 Posted: 04:31:11 16/08/2013
i remember going out on a date with jesus once. nice guy, great carpenter.
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#12 Posted: 04:33:20 16/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Big Green
why would jesus want people to stop playing video games when he himself enjoys budokai 3


I played Budokai 3 with Jesus at my old youth group. He unlocked Super Saiyan god and I couldn't beat him.
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#13 Posted: 04:36:17 16/08/2013
Quote: Big Green
why would jesus want people to stop playing video games when he himself enjoys budokai 3


Video games can contain very ungodly things.

Quote: Sesshomaru75
I don't think Jesus ever said anything about talking to people online.


I'm still communicating with people, it doesn't matter in what format.
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#14 Posted: 04:38:32 16/08/2013
Quote: Sesshomaru75
I don't think Jesus ever said anything about talking to people online.


jesus surfed the web in the book of luke dont u remember
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#15 Posted: 04:45:54 16/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Carmelita Fox
Quote: Sesshomaru75
I don't think Jesus ever said anything about talking to people online.


jesus surfed the web in the book of luke dont u remember


I thought that was in a different book. Maybe torok knows.
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#16 Posted: 04:50:30 16/08/2013
Quote: Carmelita Fox
Quote: Sesshomaru75
I don't think Jesus ever said anything about talking to people online.


jesus surfed the web in the book of luke dont u remember



i remember! there is even a really old photo of it

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#17 Posted: 04:51:42 16/08/2013
How about you move on to someone else? You have dont this enough to torok.

Constantly harassing someone for their religion is considered bullying.
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