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Here on DarkSpyro we wrote a giant list of "You know you are a Skylanders nerd when..." jokes as a community to be featured on my blog: Skylandnerd - Diary Of A Portal Master.
Many of them made me step aboard the Roflcopter and this so far has been tons of fun. Now we are on to part 2 of this process. Below is the list. I have decided to only feature lines that have images or the post will feel incomplete.

So if you would really like for your line(s) to be featured, submit a drawn or photographic image that captures the essence of the line. Images can be done anyway you want, crappy drawings are even great because they are comical lol, Also if you get inspired by someone else' line feel free to submit an image for that one. I am really hoping to get at least 10 to be featured... but I really love them all as these are the ones that made it into the final draft. If your line did not make it into this draft there is a chance I might do a part 2 of this article and it may be featured later =)

If you want to submit more lines please do it on the other post so they are all in one place and keep in mind if you submit a line now... it probably will not make it the final draft of this article and if featured it will be featured in part 2.

Thank you for all your contributions! =)
~Cheers


-You jump and scream in anger at Disney Infinity for potentially threatening Skylanders.

-You cosplay as Ninjini and actually tie your feet together for authenticity.

- You've memorized every last Mabu character's name in-game.

-You nearly go mad over the inconsistencies between the games and novels.

-You cosplay as Wrecking Ball and crawl on all fours.

-You talk to your figures... just in case they really are alive.

-You stay awake late into the nights scheming how to get rare Skylanders figures that people have for trade online

-You try and convince all your friends how awesome Skylanders is to the point of driving them mad.

-You begin to think that Maleficent was a take-off of Hex (and not the other way around).

-You do hours of research before picking an upgrade path.

-You don't even wonder or worry why you just wasted a half hour or so writing "You know you're a Skylanders nerd when..." jokes.

-Your dialect starts to morph into Skylanders puns and word plays "What the hex? There is something in my eye brawl”

-You put your other action figures on the Portal of Power, you know, just in case.

-You can't step foot in a store that carries Skylanders with out checking to see what is in stock even if you have no spare money.

-You have thought about getting or already have a Skylanders Tattoo

-You are on a first name basis with one or more employees that work in the electronics department at a store that carries Skylanders.

-You get a job at a retailer specifically to have first dibs on chase variants. Who need that comforting high paying desk job when you could work with Skylanders all day.

-You have ran out of shelf space for useless things such as books and movies. Make room for the Skylanders!

-You purchase a starter pack for a console you don't own just because it has a special variant of a figure.

-You refer to yourself as a Portal Master

-You purchase a tri-pack for just one figure that you need for your collection

-You go to stores at opening on shipment days for the chance to score a chase variant.

-You own a blog, YouTube channel, forum or website about Skylanders...

-You buy ten thousand bags of chips you will never eat (number exaggerated) to get Skylanders sidekicks.

-You scope out craigslist, Ebay and other online auction/trading/buying/selling websites every day to be sure you don't miss out on a Skylanders deal.

-You buy a bunch of stuff you don't need or is age inappropriate just because it has Skylanders on it.

-Your kids haven't played the game for months, yet you still hunt for (and get excited to find) new Skylanders.

-You are playing Call Of Duty Zombies and you scream "HOT DOG" when the Hellhounds come...

-You seriously consider taking the five dozen Flashwings in your local Target store, and "relocating" them to various hidden places in the store, in hopes that Target might actually stock some new Skylanders.

-You suspect that everyone in the Skylanders section is a dirty, rotten scalper.

-You go to the zoo, and claim that the animals are "new Skylanders"

-You name your dog Hot Dog!

-You seriously consider fighting the 7 year old at Walmart that has just unknowingly picked up a rare variant.

-You get angry at your dog for its distinctive lack of flaming awesomeness.

-You begin to find dragons attractive.

-You spin your turtle around like it's caught in a tornado.

-You can identify your Skylanders blindfolded...

-You help people at the store with Skylanders... even though you don't work there.